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stone futch

15 days

before getting into nightlife I thought it was a cool kids club, but no, it’s all nerds. DJs are nerds, party organizers are hyperobsessed logisticians, standing next to the speakers is stimming. these are my people

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stone futch

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2 years

A friend is planning on getting railed in a sundress tomorrow, but needed this one shorter & sluttier, so of course I stayed up until 4am hemming it & making a bow tie from the scraps

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stone futch

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3 years

made a little toy to play with dither patterns

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3 years

what if you could just buy estradiol or testosterone from CVS next to the Advil

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2 years

i want to transition faster

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2 years

@Muna_Mire @defnotbeka there’s a terrifying amount of pressure to follow the prescribed timetable of development, I think even partial disinvestment (being queer) helps with throwing away the rest of it

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1 year

@jaketropolis my former partner used the term “graduate” to mean ending regular sessions for a time, she specifically chose that word because it’s normal to graduate several times

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3 years

how do i signal to other queer people that i am queer

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4 years

i drew this instead of sleep #flatgarfredraw

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4 years

I made a throwaway joke to a bunch of trans people last night, “I met a cis person last week!”, but the responses absolutely killed me. “Did you ask them when they knew?” “Did you say you’re concerned for their health?” “Did you tell them you don’t approve of their lifestyle?”

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2 years

This was *extremely* potent advice. I said this to the next queer person I met, and it became the injection point of a lovely new adventure in my life. So many of the incredible queers I’ve met since and love dearly, I can trace to that first interaction

Ian Coldwater 📦💥

@IanColdwater

3 years

"I like your hair"

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stone futch

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4 years

just told my team at work that my name is Mikayla brb, I'm currently spinning at 1120RPM

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6 months

@bashu_thanks hoarding garbage because “it might be worth something one day”

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1 year

when she takes you home and shows you the Curta calculator she casually keeps on her bedside table

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2 years

@marrowing This seems normal and fine, maybe I’m missing something? Like, I get that it’s embarassing to fall into limerence and get rejected, but is that worse than staying in an unhappy marriage?

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2 years

@Emmy_Trashfire would love to learn how to augment t-shirts to be more slutty and more goth

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4 years

On November 21st, 2019, at approximately 6:30pm, I started HRT. I can’t believe I’ve made it a year now, transitioning has filled me with so much joy, difficulty, euphoria, pain, love, in levels I never thought was possible. And for all this, all I have is gratitude.

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2 years

love to color coordinate with the hazardous materials safety diamond

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4 years

there's so much they just don't tell you, HRT has even made my feet cuter. like what! this is so wild.

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3 years

little kitten socks

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5 months

bro just kiss me. bro we don’t need to pontificate about the sociopolitical ramifications of platonic intimacy between close friends here at the rave. bro just give me an intimate, loving kiss between friends

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3 years

does anyone else feel like the check engine light to their life has been constantly on for the past five years

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2 years

@marrowing no lol, I’m really trying to understand. Maybe this is my own inference here, but if all it took was one Hot Guy for her to question everything, how much did she really value her marriage? The husband barely even registers as a person in her description

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stone futch

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2 years

Are you lonely? Socially isolated? Touch-starved? Tell your local queer you like their hair TODAY!

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3 years

@TelepresenceLen cashier, suspiciously jacked: uhhh we’re all out of testogel me, weak: could you check in the back

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5 months

@lionel_trolling Sontag was right to pretend Paglia didn’t exist

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3 years

trans people give world-class hugs. no hesitation, just big armfuls of squeeze and love

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3 years

available on gh-pages

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stone futch

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11 days

@MGxYxngRaspy @thefemiurge instant give-away

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stone futch

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2 years

@yurirando i dunno who John Maloney is but this is the most viscerally cathartic thing I’ve read in a while and I thank you

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stone futch

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3 months

so I make one scrunchie every morning, and I give them out to random people as a conversation lubricant, but tonight I met another girl at a lesbian bar who ALSO makes scrunchies, so we traded

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2 years

Stay alive at all costs.

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6 months

@univrsw3th4rt I do the thing that everyone with a messy room does, “can you give me 15 minutes to clean up? do you want some water?” and shove everything in the closet while they wait in the living room

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stone futch

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2 years

i got to show some folks how to build Corsi-Rosenthal boxes at the internet archive last night

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2 years

took a picture of a cat today

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3 years

went to my favorite park today

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stone futch

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3 years

my favorite photo of the Golden Gate Bridge from a few years ago

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3 months

@lindsayfickas how did she fry it?

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stone futch

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2 years

holy fuck I’m trans. i transitioned. like that’s a thing I did

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stone futch

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4 years

due to circumstances I am now thinking about the concept of two people eating a single burrito from both ends and meeting in the middle

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2 years

kinda want to collect a series of hazmat diamond selfies

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stone futch

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7 months

@cisgenderhaver why would I be friends with someone who already has a best friend

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stone futch

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3 years

inspired by:

loren schmidt

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3 years

maze dither 03 weights output based on x and y parity

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2 years

a lovely place for my first time self-injecting estrogen

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stone futch

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1 year

tried latkes for the first time tonight and... that's it, I'm switching to hanukkah

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1 month

@gal_la_mode only attracted to the opposite gender (the void)

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stone futch

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2 years

@isislovecruft I cannot comprehend why that did not simply increase their desire

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stone futch

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1 year

after a hard weekend with family including mom’s endless struggle with my transition, the Morgan Stanley guy on the phone asked me “hey, I noticed your email says Mikayla… is that what you want to be called?” and it was the affirmation from left field I didn’t know I needed

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stone futch

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2 years

love when a building has a small replica of itself inside of it

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stone futch

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2 years

@selfawaresoup the chains construct themselves 😭

stone futch

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4 years

cleaning the house is just resolving a big dependency graph

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stone futch

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2 years

I’d seen this advice more generalized to “compliment something about their presentation that they chose”, but at the time my brain was mush and I needed a simple script to follow

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stone futch

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4 years

tired of apps. when are we bringing back Websites

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stone futch

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4 months

pov: you’re sitting next to a cutie on a plane

𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 🐼

@AcePandit

4 months

trans on planes ✈️

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stone futch

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2 years

having a normal day, driving my normal car to do normal activities (errands within the bounds of social acceptability)

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4 months

@defnotbeka the difference between nerd and techbro is obsequiousness to capital. nerds nerd out in any economy, if this were the 80’s a techbro would be selling derivatives

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stone futch

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3 years

New Years thirst trap. Enjoy refreshing, crisp, tantalizingly delicious cold water from the municipal tap and refrigerated

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2 months

@ratlimit every time I get asked for my pronouns my testosterone increases by 100ng/dL

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2 years

@clapifyoulikeme the only good landlord doesn’t want to be a landlord anymore lol

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3 years

arm transition timeline. nov2019/oct2021

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3 years

I wanted a chunky, toasty, cozy woolen cardigan in just my size so I made this one from a pattern

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stone futch

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2 years

if the city and county of San Francisco was actually just a 500 gigawatt floodlight

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4 years

I am twenty-nine years old and really having revelations like “if you clean incrementally, it’s much easier than tackling a gigantic mess every 2 weeks”

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2 years

aaaaaaaaaaa @ w/ @Emmy_Trashfire skateing

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2 years

A dude in the bathroom asked me “am I in the wrong room?”, and it made my night

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3 years

Went on a hike

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stone futch

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1 year

an algopilled modern translutual fashionista who collects fountain pens and calculators, a time-shifted unlost "cursed accountant" who knows shorthand and thinks AI tools are better than drugs—a match dreamed up by the utterly deranged

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stone futch

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3 years

new new years resolution: commence with the hundreds of hours of voice training needed to get to my voice goal

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4 years

want to take more photographs like this

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2 years

finished sewing a black cardigan and wore it to drawing class

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4 years

I thought transitioning would make me less in awe of every trans person I see IRL but that feeling hasn’t gone away at all and I’m still like, Struck by every single trans person I meet

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stone futch

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6 months

@DustySpunion what drugs I just assumed you really like whipped cream

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2 years

@kijekijikokwe We’re all transitioning from young to old whether we like it or not, switching hormones just changes the direction a bit

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4 years

hand update

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4 years

found myself thinking “gee, wouldn’t it be nice to have a dedicated room just for sleeping?” and I’m ashamed it took me so long to realize I’d invented a bedroom

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1 year

good mrorning!

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2 years

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1 year

the twitter image crop regression seems like it’s here to stay so I’m trying to be more space-resourceful

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3 years

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4 years

a friend I truly love and admire admitted having a crush on me this weekend. little old me! it really made my head spin I did not expect this much of a self esteem boost—it’s a new feeling, that’s for sure

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stone futch

@simulacroix

1 year

@elaifresh this appears to be a rebranded Simplex 4007ES. This video shows how to silence it:

Demo af a new simplex 4007ES fire alarm control panel

This will be a demo of a simplex 4007ES touch screen Addressable Fire alarm control panel! In this video, I am visiting someone that works for Tyco Simplex G...

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stone futch

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2 years

put my two weeks in today can I get a W

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stone futch

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1 year

a cool thing about journaling is you can have a breakthrough that changes your life, and then read your old journals to find out you had the same exact breakthrough in 2011 and just forgot about it

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4 years

i transitioned from twink to grandma

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4 years

existential agony is not a requirement for being trans

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4 years

how do I hide the circles at the top of the app

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1 year

this ain’t even a museum piece. she showed me how to use it. she taught me the algorithms

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stone futch

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2 years

feeling pretty confident, after years of deliberation, to say I'm a Lesbian

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stone futch

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3 years

also wondering how to reproduce diagonal maze artifacts from an X-Trans sensor

stone futch

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3 years

this photo has an interesting artifact: there's a purple flare on it, which is pretty normal, except that it's got a maze-like pattern to it when zoomed in. I've never seen this before!

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2 years

uwu

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stone futch

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3 years

every time I'm convinced I love Linux, it throws some bullshit at me like a dead battery with `hibernation is restricted; see man kernel_lockdown.7`

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stone futch

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2 years

@StopTweetingMia

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3 years

“what if you regret it?” the only thing I regret now is telling you

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stone futch

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2 years

Had a lovely museum day with these lovely folks

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stone futch

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7 months

@visakanv the ways in which underground spaces & cultures often define themselves based on what they are not, parallels with dissociation and escapism

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stone futch

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3 years

@im_just_laur the guy at 7-11 was handing me some change a while ago, and his fingertips brushed mine. it was brief, but it was electric. nine months of desperation coalesced into a single moment of connection, and I’m still riding that high

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2 years

@OpheliaDrowned_ street skating in mountain view with @Emmy_Trashfire

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stone futch

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2 years

there are so many people on here that I have a parasocial "you are cool and i want to Hang Out and Do Stuff With You" kind of affect towards, but I don't know how to initiate conversation on the internet, so I just wait until the day we cross paths, and I can say hi in real life

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stone futch

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4 months

@JustJordNZ Really Good Allies need a flag too

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