Gbemi 🦋💕 @simplegbemi Twitter profile

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

4 months

I hate being on a table with a guy that calculates everything. If you don’t have money stay at home pls..it’s fvcking embarrassing 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

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1 month

Ladies!! You staying or you leaving??

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@simplegbemi

4 months

use the extra 1M to get proper acne treatment for yourself.. You need it more

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4 months

Lol If you’ve spent at least 5M in the past 6 months, just drop your statement of account in my email, and get free 1M rich woman. You have 30 minutes.

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@simplegbemi

4 months

you're making all these noise because I did not agree to sleep with you

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

4 months

So I cannot spend 3 days in a hotel with my male friend if I have a boyfriend?????

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@simplegbemi

4 months

You’re not a yahoo boy, you’re just a THIEF !

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@simplegbemi

4 months

All those men that live alone but still go to their mum's every weekend to collect soup and stew....lol bachelor oshi

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@simplegbemi

4 months

men are so shameless, how'd you be toasting 2 roommates at the same time??

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2 months

Imagine dating someone who has to wait for payday 🤦🏽‍♀️

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4 months

once you lose a good woman, you’ll never find another one!

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4 months

Hold on to a guy who gives you an orgasm, most guys aren't good at that!

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Even mummy’s boy too is talking, pls shut it and sit down let independent people talk

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4 months

@simplegbemi I mean… I wouldn’t agree to sleep with someone who asked me to add the whole of my savings to a dinner bill too. No mind am

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4 months

Broke men are crying

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

4 months

Imagine being introduced to someone you already slept with lol

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@simplegbemi

4 months

I love a deliberate man who takes initiative. Shower me with gifts and financial gestures, consider ways to alleviate my hassles. If you want me, let your actions speak for you!

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@simplegbemi

3 months

Men never get bored of pictures. You have seen me 10709283 times and still want me to send more pictures daily.

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Limit your chat with broke men.

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4 months

WHEN YOU MARRY THE MAN; YOU MARRY THE WHOLE FAMILY

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1 month

@mniqueayrinne Yeah, the rug looks very clean

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Men will find you attractive enough to sleep with but not for a relationship lol. Silly people 🤣🤣🤣

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@simplegbemi

2 months

if you treat your woman right, trust me she’ll never cheat.

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3 months

Buying a man gift is so difficult, what do y'all even like? 🫤

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4 months

In Lagos, being 'classy' is basically splurging on expensive yet mediocre food, paying top dollar for local designer labels, and flaunting flashy, overworn designer pieces. Never mind they're eating “cooked sushi and goat meat stew labeled "mutton curry” 😭😭

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4 months

What's the wildest thing you've seen in lagos ?

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4 months

@temiszn With that your face? The audacity 🤣

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4 months

Ignore your man for 2 days and you'll find him in a six months relationship

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4 months

Except it's giving you money, happiness, peace of mind or orgasm, it's not worth your time.

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Insecure men are already crying

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4 months

You’ll decide to manage a guy not that rich and they’ll still have the audacity to cheat! money he was supposed to spoil me with, instead he was wasting money to womanize and buy adult contents from one big influencer..checked his laptop one day and saw contents from allurie, I…

Gbemi 🦋💕

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4 months

Broke men cheat the most!

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1 month

Why is it very rare to see the first born and second born child so close?

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4 months

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1 month

Girls body shaming other girls is disgusting

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4 months

men cheat and we forgive them. But when it is our turn they want to break up why?

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4 months

orgasms. money. peace. Manifesting 🧘🏽‍♀️

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@simplegbemi

1 month

Nothing sweeter than ignoring a fine nigga that thinks he's every woman's choice 😭

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

2 months

Asking for a DNA test means you don’t trust your partner! that means y’all shouldn’t even be having a baby together!

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2 months

What opinion about DNA TEST will get you in this position.

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4 months

To all the men that sent me money today, I just want to say a very big thank youuuu 🥹🥹😘🙏🏽

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@simplegbemi

4 months

@Wizebaba If at all, for how much extra? You should not be bothered about the small change

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Men that don’t talk too much >>>>

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4 months

All the men I rejected just dey build house anyhow dey make millions upon millions 😭

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1 month

How to hurt a guy: Stay quiet during sex

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Gbemi 🦋💕

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4 months

It’s Saturday. Remember to video call your Yoruba boyfriend, especially Tunde. He could be getting married

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4 months

I’m a woman who is hungry for success, not a woman who is hungry for a successful man.

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Gbemi 🦋💕

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3 months

As a Nigerian pls what's the difference between suit and coat?

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4 months

@TheLenny_ He should sit at home if he doesn’t have enough

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8 days

Before you enter my DM, you should ask yourself, “do I have money?”

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3 months

Letting your male bestie practice his strokes on you so he doesn't disappoint his gf >>>>>>>

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

2 months

Niggas fear pregnancy more than they fear AIDS

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

4 months

I need to be touched inappropriately by someone I love 😩

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4 months

What do you need right now?

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

1 month

If an embarrassing item falls out of your bag in public, what would it be?

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Not me up this early to cook for this man 🫢🫠

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Gbemi 🦋💕

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1 month

Advantages of having you as a sneaky link?

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4 months

Do you really like me or you just want to sleep with me?🧐

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Gbemi 🦋💕

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4 months

Depression doesn't always manifest as profound sadness; at times, it involves witnessing a waning passion for things you once loved, and not being able to reclaim that connection

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1 month

Imagine being introduced to someone you already slept with.

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Gbemi 🦋💕

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4 months

I just hope Mummy Zee husband continues to remain faithful to her o, because men that have money cheat the most!

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Gbemi 🦋💕

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3 months

Wore jeans and tight to this stingy man’s house today 🤣

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

4 months

His meat deep down my throat 😩

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4 months

WHEN YOU DRUNK WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU BE WANTING 🧐

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4 months

If I'm going from ikoyi to agbara and I want to get there by 10am like what time should i leave the house?

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4 months

@amaratomi The broke ones are crying 🤣

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my ass is so fat it scares me.

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Gbemi 🦋💕

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1 month

Babies don't brush for the first one year+ of their lives yet their mouth don't smell. Why?

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@simplegbemi

4 months

I hate Lagos😭 someone tried to drag my wig off my head from bike this afternoon 😩😩

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

2 months

Sexually, Nigerian men are a 2/10

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2 months

Stop calling your busy friends fake we aren't 16 anymore people have responsibilities

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Unrelated but, thanks to my dad, I can’t remember the last time I was broke 💗

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4 months

A broke woman once said?

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2 months

One thing about God? He will always show up for me

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4 months

The older I get the more I appreciate how I was raised and who raised

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4 months

Having your own money and being able to afford anything you want>>>>>>>>>

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1 month

@tee_2pretty @Ladyxmurrx 😂😭

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4 months

I love kissing so much 😭

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@simplegbemi

4 months

If you don’t save your wife, then you don’t deserve to have one

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4 months

If your wife and mother is drowning who will you save first?

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4 months

I’ll never be ready for any Monday in my life

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4 months

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5 months

Unpopular friendship opinion?

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Pls, not everyone on twitter is from Lagos, okay?

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4 months

If womanizing still excites you at this age, then you need help.

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@simplegbemi

4 months

My friend that 'hates' men just got engaged 😭🤣

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@simplegbemi

4 months

a relationship should be 50/50. he buys hoodies, and I steal them

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@simplegbemi

4 months

i need a new crush mine dont like me back

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Just remembered going out with this guy & his boys and realized he wasn’t the guy in charge 🤣🤣

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@simplegbemi

1 month

Your mum’s side of the family is always the better side tbh

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Gbemi 🦋💕

@simplegbemi

4 months

Who wants to recreate? text me🫠

Rasta Imposta

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4 months

My girl >>>>

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4 months

I dislike loud people so much!

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what scares you about marriage ?

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2 months

girls have options, I tell you this a lot, but there's always one idiot you just want 🥹🥲

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@simplegbemi

3 months

He was hoarding take away plates. Those oil stained ugly ones, over 100 pieces in his kitchen 😩

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3 months

What the silliest reason you didn’t date someone?

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4 months

Once had a friend who cooked egusi and fufu and brought to my bf's house 8.40pm in a lingerie. Unfortunately i was around and we all ate the food in silence.…😭

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@simplegbemi

4 months

Broke men cheat the most!

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