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@simp

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Ranginui Walker spoke about how "official" holidays, in his case Waitangi Day, changed our understanding of te tiritii as a nation. It might be happening again.
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It really is time to start pressuring @TVNZ and @NewstalkZB to pull the plug on Mike Hosking. He has had too many official complaints and is his latest rant about sacraficing 1000s of NZers is disgraceful and not helping. We shouldn't be giving him a nationally funded platform.
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@simp
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@FoxyLustyGrover We need to find who the advertisers are that are supporting his shows on media platforms. I can't bring myself to listen/watch to find out, but if others know then I suggest we start there; eg. I am going to pay for a subscription to @TheSpinoffTV and not @nzherald . #drophosking
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A Kiwis guide to the creative commons: http://www.vimeo.com/25684782 Awesome work by CC NZ who organised a great meetup at #NetHui as well.
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@neilhimself Pūrākau is fantastic. Ive been teaching one of the stories - 'Maui Goes to Hollywood' - down at your local high school on Waiheke.
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Amazing story about Albany high as open source / creative commons school and use of http://t.co/76wuJDK which is an NZ initiative. #NetHui
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@simp
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Unfortunately one of my neighbors has taken lockdown as an opportunity to learn the trumpet 😦🎺
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@simp
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Gollum's pool yo.
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@simp
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I love learning te reo Māori but sometimes it drives me crazy! #kiakaha
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@medickinson That's nothing! You should see what school is like. I saw a student licking another girls arm a few days ago and don't get me started on all the shared computing devices. #ShutTheSchoolsNow
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@hacademic I know man. It sucks. The mask exemptions in school are going a bit viral too, and we're not allowed to ask why. 😠
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@Te_Taipo Send her back to Australia!
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@simp
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We have to be able to do better than this New Zealand! Where's the real "well-being budget"?
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Northlanders pulling out own teeth with pliers due to poor oral health #TheHui
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@simp
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A teacher with a second house!! #Decision2017
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@nikkikaye It looks like this from where most teachers sit.
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@stevenljoyce Steve ... they're calling this an "own goal" on the news. Time to man up and apologize.
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@simp
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The Pond defaults to Te Reo Maori for Maori Language Week. That's awesome @N4LNZ If you're not in yet ... why not?
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@simp
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#whatnextnz has been best argument against mainstream NZ political parties in ages.
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@simp
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#LeadersDebate I got one question for Bill. When is the last time you saw a human being actually milking a cow?
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@simp
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@nzherald I'm less & less supportive of the govt every day, & more supportive of parents who can taking their kids out of school & into into lock down. As a teacher I'm prepared to stay at school, but we need to get the numbers down. Zero social distancing is happening. #CloseTheSchools
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Russian supermarket.
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@simp
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Shot from my Friday post-work fishing mish. Oneroa Bay, Waiheke Island. #luckyboy
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@simp
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@OrzeckiT Repeat opportunities to speak with people.
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@simp
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It's great being out in the California desert again. I've missed it.
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@simp
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Brilliant. Nick Cave reponds to song written by ChatGPT in the style of Nick Cave:
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@simp
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Just had an amazing half-hour with my Digital Technology Level 1 students on Discord voice chat. We smashed out a proposal for an app to provide localised info and services for our Waiheke Community. We're going to start desiging then build on @MITAppInventor as soon as we can.
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@simp
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@dbseymour Education in NZ has failed. The stupidity of this policy anouncement is proof of that.
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Great read for all NZ educators. Interesting in light of charter school debate, that should become more of a discussion about fixing schools than the shortsighted political football it currently is.
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@_chloeswarbrick @minhealthnz It has been a difficult day at school trying to communicate this message to a class of Year 10 boys with undeveloped prefrontal cortexes. They mostly think that they'll be over at each others houses from day one, and that by day 3 ... well, they can't really go that far 😲
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One of the most ridiculous things I've heard as an educator through all this is schools insisting on trying to replicate their timetables at home. This isn't old school anymore, we're de-schooling and I'm actually quite happy that this antiquity be ditched early.
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@simp
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Just favorited "Navigator presents "Make Music Not War" Lost for W..." by Martini Gotje on Mixcloud
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I think I just finished a poem that I started four years ago. It's 19 lines long. It has been bothering me for four years. Good to have finally 'knocked the bastard off' (to quote another New Zealander).
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@simp
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Prototype for ultimate teacher tool. @ZeinaChalich #k12dcp
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@DarthLux It's not unlikely that people will start forming parasocial relationships with AI though. Been the subject of numerous sci-fi films.
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@NZNationalParty Really? A police enforced curfew. This country is becoming a joke.
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@elen2486 @aoinifh I have been using AnkiDroid with the 1000 most common Maori words deck for quite a while now after having tried a few apps. It sends me a reminder to study every night, and has a great way of spacing vocab out for maximum retrieval.
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@simp
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Was great to see that none of my Year 13 Media Studies students showed up today. Following the NZ curriculum by being Future Focused, and more. #climatestrike
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@Pfisher92 @GuyonEspiner Hoppy Horse? I agree. Guyon's craft beer brewing should not be paid for by the tax payer. Kia kaha in your crusade e hoa.
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@johnhawkinsrwn @kenmartin73 @realDonaldTrump Americans. How the mighty have fallen. Good luck with your pending civil war.
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On Saturday I'll be reading a few new poems at this. Come on down.
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@simp
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This pretty much sums up the surveillance state.
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Can't help farting? Well, better try harder, because infrared temperature sensors recently installed in airports and train stations to monitor temperatures of passengers amid #coronavirus outbreak can screen them all
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@simp
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Testing out Speech Recognition add-on for Google Docs at #BYOD2015 works surprisingly well. Good for students to get ideas down quickly.
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@GetRealNZ1 @dubmissionsyo Pākehā pōrangi. I wāna nei.
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Just watched Parasite. JoJo Rabbit was robbed.
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Mind-Decoder psychedelic hip-hop special
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@EducationGovtNZ Today was the day I started feeling as though kids and teachers were being asked to sacrafice themselves for the economy. There is no way to really practice social distancing at school. I'm in constant contact with kids, desks, computers, mice, papers. Bring the hols forward!
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@WinterForMT This is what it looks like for country to stand together. We're leading the world with the power of empathy in politics right now. You guys should try it out sometimes.
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@simp
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In 1972, 30,000 signatures were delivered to Parliament to protect te reo Māori. It was a defining moment for our reo. Today, we want to grow one million speakers by 2040. We’ll start with a defining moment. Our Māori Language Moment. Be one in a million.
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Love the quote! ... "now I know how a Pākehā feels walking onto a marae," he said.
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@simp
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@Doctor_Harves #edchatnz "The future is already here — it's just not very evenly distributed." William Gibson.
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I'm here 😲 and it's getting pretty crazy right now.
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Does this mean I can sell my handle finally? 😂 @elonmusk ps. Not selling my handle. Fuck off.
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So proud of my Digital Technology Level One class at school!! One online project based learning experience complete - today we finished our fun handwashing app called CovidClean as part of the #appinventorcoronaviruschallenge You can download it here:
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Unity Technologies, Maker of Pokémon Go Engine, Swells in Value
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@simp
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Aaah, new stylus came and for the first time in about 15 years there is now vinyl playing in the living room. We've missed you old friend, your depth and warmth surroundeth us and we are happy.
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There is no longer any such thing as good news.
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Surprisingly I found the Internet/Mana speaker to be one of the most articulate of the night. @waihekeradio live bdcast on inequality in NZ.
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@simp
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@Morgxn2001 Sadly, it is America that needs help; but like an alcoholic or a drug addict they won't truly see it until they hit rock bottom. By this time everyone around them has suffered. You are young. Go out and see the world a bit before you criticize the rest of the world.
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First submission for a flag for Surfdale. @waihekeisland http://t.co/w7yjp1BN1M
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Damn. Pete Shelley died. Pete Shelley, Leader of the Punk-Rock Buzzcocks, Dies at 63
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@nikkikaye This is all spin. The main issue is teacher supply (ie., creating an environment that attracts young people into the profession), and work load. Don't fall for politicians trying to tell the public that we're ungrateful and that it's all about the money. It's not.
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@paulabennettmp If that's all National can come up with for an attack ad then things must be going ok.
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NYT just reported that the Vatican formally repudiated on Thursday the “Doctrine of Discovery,” a legal concept based on 15th-century papal documents that European colonial powers used to legitimize the seizure and exploitation of Indigenous lands.
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@GRunowski @hodgetwins Dude, barely any New Zealanders even own guns. They're hardly disarming anyone. It's not America. We rarely have shootings, and are generally not paranoid about our own system of governance.
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The best thing about tonight has been how miserable Mike Hoskings looks right now on TV.
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Hopefully Gap 5 will disappear just like that dude from the manic street preachers. #xfactornz
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@Viridessence @dbseymour I would have much rather spent all the hours I wasted learning advanced maths on learning te reo Māori when I was at school.
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Incredible speech by professor Welby Ings addresses Annual NZEI Conference 2017. via @YouTube
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The Smartphone Society - http://t.co/Uhfzd7aJcH via @Shareaholic
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All I know for sure is that I'm not shaving. Everything else is on a day by day basis.
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Early morning out on the water of Waiheke.
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Study finds Kohanga reo has been working. http://t.co/OXZLsmelLf
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Love Austin.
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@LukeKennard @pacificraft What does sheep.exe do if you install him?
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Now watching @hailsatanfilm which is pretty good too! (Loving Beamafilm! If you have an Auckland City Library # you can stream both these films for free.)
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@simp
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Kirikiriroa, a beautiful name with a great etymology.
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@AinslieBen @EmiratesTeamNZ If you can't win ... love tap em.
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@NZNationalParty @pmbillenglish Even National Standards + couldn't fix this tweet.
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Great thread on the current government's actual achievements on housing over the past 3 years. #nationalnotfittogovern
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A couple of days from Xmas and National's campaign of relentless lying and negative isn't taking a break. Let's take a look at what the Government has achieved in housing and what, if anything, National is planning For starters: the govt built 60 homes a week in November (1/10)
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Work today. Waiheke High School Beach Sports 2018.
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The sacks are drying in preparation for the mammoth hangi we have at Waiheke High School for Matariki. One of my favourite days of the school year.
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Strange but true story is that prior to the pandemic we were studying the zombie genre with my high school media studies class. Just watched World War Z on Netflix. Not sure I can go there, but it works amazingly well with the assessment requirements. Rock and hard place, hello.
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@neilhimself Yea, was my fav in the collection. Raised a few eyebrows in class at first but led to some fantastic discussions about te ao Māori, cultural appropriation, and transgender issues all in one package 😀
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Mother: Why didn't you eat the cookies I put in your lunchbox? Zoomer daughter: They taste like fake news. 🙄
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This guy visited just outside the window today. #kaka #parrot #hoon
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The extreme christian fundamentalists are now terrorizing the convention. #RNCinCLE
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Third university degree ... done! Teaching here I come. Thanks to all those people who supported me along the way. Kia ora!
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Just setup 3 of my digital tech classes in Google Classroom, invited students, and downloaded the mobile app. Lookin' good.
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Tip for English students doing NCEA exams: making a poem "less boring" is rarely the author's purpose. #englishtips #ncea
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#n4lpond Testing out public links to Pond profile. If you are an NZ teacher please consider using it this year.
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Auckland Libraries takes up my request and I'm finally in possession…
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@ichaydon Ka mau te wehi! A phrase in Māori to praise someone's work. I am from New Zealand, and I too have a brother called Glenn. Your brother is saving his house in S. Lake Tahoe 🙏
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@Te_Taipo I can't believe we just let him back in!? He's a potential terrorist. Doesn't this raise any flags at immigration?
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#edchatnz w/ @GrantLichtman "there are already school systems that are irrelevant, they just don't know it."
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1st week teaching: done. One of the most amazing weeks of my life. Honored to be that much more part of the fabric of the Waiheke community.
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Why can't they evolve football so that all these tournaments don't end in this boring shootout thing? Increase the goal size, allow more goals!
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