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Simon J Warner

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#FBPA , pro European , anti Tory . Centrist husky dad. 🔶

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@RishiSunak No, just marry a billionaire
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Where was Keir Stamer when when these men wrongly convicted of a crime they didn’t commit ?
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@RishiSunak Translation - im getting my arse handed to me - so I’ll blow the dog whistle
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@NickBuckleyMBE Erm… Camilla is divorced mate …
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Give me #followbackfriday if you would rather have Carol than any Tory! #Mercer #BrexitHasFailed #GeneralElectionNow
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@eli_royally Unemployed man who lives in a castle .
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I wonder if this will catch on ? #PMQs
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@GinnyHBall I don’t believe in letting children starve , then again I’m not a nasty sour old cow
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@Nigel_Farage My great Grandad a World War 2 veteran , who is nearly 100 , is backing Nigel . He says Nigel fights for the values he fought for in war . Mind you , he was in the SS
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@tomhunt1988 Well , as someone with dyspraxia and ADHD, who needs to have AirTag on everything, then you should have probably not introduced this law . More Tory MPs have done dodgy stuff this parliament than there has been election fraud cases
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@RishiSunak You can’t trust Rishi
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@RobertJenrick Editing clips to fit your narrative if low , even for a Tory
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@ThatAlexWoman You are a proven liar and you got called out . It’s about time you did with your Poundland Liz Truss tribute act.
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@ThatAlexWoman Don’t tell lies then , simple
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@RishiSunak Call a general election you little coward
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This is my dog Alan after a thousand pounds vets bill after being savaged by an XL bully , off the lead and unmuzzled. @MerseyPolice have know about it for 3 days and it’s still going round unmuzzled. Will it take a child to be killed ? @KimJohnsonMP , can you help ?
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@BrexitBassist My great Grandad a World War 2 veteran , who is nearly 100 , is backing Nigel . He says Nigel fights for the values he fought for in war . Mind you , he was in the SS
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@BBCNewsnight Bye Nigel
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@piersmorgan Phone hacker says what ?
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Unless Infosys has got an airline , can you REALLY imagine an airline STUPID enough to TRASH its reputation with theTory Rwanda policy? Rishi says he has one - but won’t way what it is, do you believe him ?
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@BBCWorld It’s the 21st century , not Game of Bloody Thrones and while your at it , pay for your own hat day !
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@EamonnHolmes eamonn just sounds like a bitter old man
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Dan Hodges on alert after Angela Rayner found to have eaten an after eight mint and put the wrapper back in the box
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@DarrenSelkus “ then the came for Nigel and I said , he is under the table !!! “
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Why don't you invite Ian Hislop on?
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@KemiBadenoch “ not a serious party” Two words Liz Truss You can’t trust the Tories
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@metpoliceuk Now go and nick Suella for starting it
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@SuellaBraverman Women who wanted to ban gatherings she didn’t agree with , gets gathering that Brussels mayor doesn’t agree withwith banned . If you get sent to Rwanda for your Hate conference , don’t cry about it
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@Miss_Snuffy Speaks at Nat C conference, wonders why she is called a fascist ….
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@DavidGHFrost Frosty breaks the irony meter when talking g about bungled Brexit deals , in fact here is picture of Frosty making his Brexit deal
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@DailyMailUK Bunter threatening us with a good time !
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Give back your knighthood, you don’t deserve it
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@Jenny_1884 There are 3195 Christian churches in Egypt , 1388 in Turkey. Only 1500 mosques in the Uk .
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This is what #Labour achieved when last in power. I don’t know about you , but I’m bloody well ready for a #GeneralElectionNow , are you ?
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@NileGardiner How come the “silent majority “ doesn’t ever shut up ?
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@Conservatives Can I see the 40 new hospitals please?
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@Nigel_Farage Racist former MEP tries to be relevant
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@thatcymraes @ThatAlexWoman Shaking because she isn’t used to being callled out !
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@JamesCleverly @GovRonDeSantis Wow , who is next on your list ? Putin ?
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@LondonEconomic What a nasty piece of work
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@darrengrimes_ I’d rather spend it free school meals , but then again , I’m not a cunt
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@Nigel_Farage Leave means Leave , Nigel
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@Nigel_Farage Still waiting
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@OwenJones84 Corbyn played 2 - lost 2 , magic grandpa ain’t coming back
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@StevenJonMiller @reformparty_uk Nothing more working class ,than a privately educated 24,000 a year school attending, merchant banker
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@IsabelOakeshott Show me you don’t understand international law in one tweet
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@AllisonPearson Had a death rate that was 25% of of the UKs Oh , you work for the Torygraph
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@ChrisMasonBBC @BBCNews If Nigel Farage is such a patriot , why is he speaking a conference which is all about how to dodge taxes and get citizenship in another country ?
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@TiceRichard Imagine getting paid for doing nothing …
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@JeremyVineOn5 Yes , you can’t spend a round of applause in Tesco
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@JohnMappin @Nigel_Farage More chance of Larry the Cat being PM
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@Haggis_UK Brexiters are like toddlers , I don’t know why I want it , I just do
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@sophielouisecc Not anti British - Anti Tory , these things are not the same
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Isn’t it time we got what we want ? #followbackfriday Do you think it’s time for a #GeneralElectionN0W #ToriesOut546 #Sunakered
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What would you say if you bumped into #Sunak in the street ? #Sunackered #followbackfriday #GTTONow
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Exclusive: Prime Minister Rishi Sunak booed as he leaves a café in Stockport with people shouting "resign" and "leave now" @MENnewsdesk
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@Telegraph @DominicPenna Michelle Mone ? Dido Harding ? 250,000 in Boris legal fees Priorities don’t matter to the Torygraph
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@ConsPost It’s a majority Tory committee, if you bothered to check. And speaking of black mirror , your dystopian nightmare is coming to an end . Tik , Tok , tik , tok
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@hoffman_noa @MrHarryCole 139 quid and you call yourself a journalist? Why don’t you go find Michelle Mone ?
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@david_r_morgan The Krays and Gangs? Go back further and you had Jack the Ripper! Cities have crime, and that's a constant in society.
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@kelvmackenzie Cry harder
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@Arron_banks With the amount of money you put into this comrade , should you be getting a refund ?
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@BBCNews Say “ hello Jonathan Gullis, is Parliament not sitting ? “
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@breeallegretti @Steven_Swinford Another by erection ? Sorry Election
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@SkyNews @darrenmccaffrey They are taking back control, Suella
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I’ve now heard multiple times that Rishi Sunak is planning to call the General Election on Monday ! Thought ?
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@kevinhollinrake So, 4% fall in GDP on side, other side "pints of wine"..... Should have put that on a bus..
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@IsabelOakeshott @SuellaBraverman @Nigel_Farage He won’t platform the hard right , these are not right of centre , they are extreme right
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@andreajenkyns @ConsPost Possibly the most vile Tory of the bunch, I don't know you sleep at night wanting to remove human rights? Are there no depths that you wont to plummet to?
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@RobertJenrick Wow , you should have a word with person who was the immigration minister last year , he must have been really bad as his job .
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@MartinDaubney Surprised you have the gall to show your face
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@andrealeadsom I was watching BBC1 , clearly you were watching watching a mini series on Netflix and wrote this from by just watching the Tory spin room !
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@NicholasTyrone Farage knocks me sick , he is incredibly popular , with a certain type of person , but won’t win any new fans. Daisy Cooper was very good today , but if I was Scottish , Flynn would have won my vote
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@campbellclaret There is absolutely no Justice that Truss gets the same for 49 days that Blair or Major get , regardless of whether you like them or not
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You lost. Get over it and stop moaning
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@CCHQPress Rishi Sunak profited of the financial crash. Google it
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@LozzaFox You would be lucky to shag anyone dude !
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@Councillorsuzie Don’t think you are really the best person to give campaign advice
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@MartinSLewis Daisy Cooper , Flynn if I was Scottish
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@Conservatives Fact - Tory’s lie
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@CharlieM_OBE That’s not real , however , this is
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@DavidTCDavies David , don’t you think you should apologise to Bridget for the way you spoke to her ? would you like it if someone spoke to your daughter like that ?
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@MrHarryCole @TheSun They bribed someone to get on a plane , it’s pathetic
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@BBCPolitics Mr Speaker has grown a pair ! Hopefully he will get Rishi to answer some questions
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@GregHands Well , I was one of your constituents and you didn’t answer an email. So they are right . Plus , some of your tweets are out and lies .
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@BrugesGroup or you could have half a litre (500 ml) rather 568ml and free movement - lets put that to a vote
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@ThatAlexWoman Been looking in the mirror , Alex ?
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@NickSimonTV @SuellaBraverman Great idea ! Tories will be wiped out for a generation!
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@joerichlaw @GregHands @AbiBrown1 We lost 4-0 last night , but we did beat them 2-1 8 years ago , Tory Football Manager
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You boy! Has 30p Lee joined Reform yet ?
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@BBCPolitics Should have gone to specsavers
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@tomhfh GB news line up - DynoRod Stewart , Right Said Fred , that spoonbender from the 80s with Analysis from Jim Davidson and that wag with squeaky Fanny
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@TiceRichard @campbellclaret I think we were watching a different show , she was lying through her teeth and got busted . Truss 2.0 got told
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@QprEver Mine is better Rejoin the EU , Stop the Tories , Deport Boris
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@SuzanneEvans1 @Nigel_Farage Depends which country you are talking about ?
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