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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
holy fricking crap lois, asexual gooners anonymous is in stores now, nyehehehehe
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
7 months
passed out 5 times, but the soaps almost refilled
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
why pay for therapy when single digit twitch streamers basically have to talk to you
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
5 months
two birds on a wire
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
nobody tells you that to learn melee falco you have to forget how to read
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
As a Driver who grew up on the old *1909* laws, I've honestly kinda missed this. Drunk driving is re-legalized for The National System of Interstate and Defense Highways. It's the least I can do, and admit it, driving needs a bit of spicing up
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@shwaung
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3 years
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
her: nothing compares to the feeling of when im in subspace, its just so amazing *booting up ssb brawl* i hear you loud and clear babe
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
HOLY SHIT I JUST HIT A CLIP
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
the amazon reviews for estrogen go crazy
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@shwaung
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1 year
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@shwaung
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1 year
@transgenderswag we’re joe back
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
7 months
when the car-cel says something so pedestrian-phobic and u gotta hit them with the jaywalking stare
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
holy heck, what the frick do they put in these things
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
bottom giving me top in the jungle and it’s mid
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
someone said i had the prettiest face she’d ever seen on a guy, didn’t have the heart to tell her to tell her about the estrogen so i said i moisturize lmao
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
@PotatoJisp 🗣️what do we think of mid tiers? SHIT 🗣️what do we think of shit? MID TIERS 🗣️THANK YOU THATS ALRIGHT 🗣️WE HATE MID TIERS, WE HATE MID TIERS 🗣️WE HATE MID TIERS, WE HATE MID TIERS 🗣️WE HATE MID TIERS, WE HATE MID TIERS 🗣️WE ARE THE MID TIER - HATERS
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
4 years
@EskayOW a bottom wrote this tweet
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
omg whoa hiiiii :3
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
what if you 👉😳 wanted to cancel your frame1 order 🚫▪️ but sunk cost fallacy said 👆🙊 Q1 2024 💎🙌
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
10 months
non-binary but in a boyfailing and girlfailing kinda way
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
haircut update: i can curl this this wooooah
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
made it to top 48 tomorrow :) have to wake up in the am again :(
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
proof that nintendo is also targeting locals
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
you hear a booming voice command QUIT YOUR FRIENDLIES. terrified, you turn around. it’s me.
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
10 months
Congratulation to the 2023 H1 Colorado P+ PR! Shoutout to @JenniferXJ9 for putting this together with me 1) @polear_ssbm 2) @ballinraf 3) @whoratio1601 4) @Gingerham_ 5) @shwaung 6) Jr. Chaffles 7) @oczack 8) @jesusluvr99 9) @pivotjab 10) Doop HM1) @JenniferXJ9 HM2) Guest
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
10 months
i will never be too old to :3 if i stop meowing, you will know you’ve lost me
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
coffee and cig in the rain goes so hard
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
girl who should definitely walk home alone in the dark tbh
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
kinda quirky w it 0.o
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
wait i kinda
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
gonna get drunk and cut my hair, but i promise im good
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
4 months
caught trying to put my own set on stream, we’ll get em next time - 📸 @Oleyyssbm
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
*grabs you* shoutout @socialmusicstor for cute top :) @fraxiommusic @JamesBaroz
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
the answer was no, playing in top 64 on sunday :)
@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
i am seeded 171/174 at low tide city, am i actually that dog shit?????
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
her: so a kink is just something youre into but a fetish is more like something you have to be doing to be aroused me: i cant hear when theyre on the bomb if youre talking
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
way too autistic for this shit (a conversation)
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
6 months
@8_4_8_5 shaq and kobe for gay people
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
5 months
nice out today d^_^b
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
7 months
what are you thinking about?? well?
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
3 months
i’m 25 now >.<
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lovely 🐦‍⬛♥️
3 months
HAPPY PROJECT M AND FRIENDSHIP WEDNESDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAH SHWANG WE ALL LOVE U HOPE THIS YEAR IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE LAST 💜
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
6 months
help i’m being help hostage they’re making me participate in twitter trends is any out there, oh god no
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@taynextdoor
tay.
6 months
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
please come to wavedash wednesday in colorado featurng super smash brothers brawl
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
happy goontober
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
me when 😹
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
COP ASKED ME MY PRONOUNS JUST SO HE COULD KEEP MISGENDERING ME HAHAHAHA
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hannah shwang
1 year
ah shit
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
i am NOT sorry for selfie spamming i AM so pretty
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
smoking that shit that made bros smash
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
dune couches were made for polycules
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
aw shit i gotta do it now
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@shwaung
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9 months
fuck it imma drop a song in 6 followers
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
i’m way too hot for any of this shit
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
2 people have told me this is me today, im switching to fox
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Paprika (Justwharton)
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Dear Twitter, I have committed a sin, please take Photoshop away from me.
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
LEFFENS BEAUTIFUL
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
3 years
my good side got even better
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
im sorry i cant be her
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
witch dagger! (first tat loool)
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
white women wish beast boy was real sooo badly
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
melee players love complaining with no insight
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
✨if you can’t help yourself, dissociate and pretend you’re helping someone else ✨
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
what 3 days no nicotine will do to you
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
do you think it’ll work…
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
6 months
@rainfxllen hate to break it to you, but this makes you the healslut
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
TSA HAD TO PAT DOWN MY BARE FEET BECAUSE THEY WERE “WET” YEA OK SURE BUDDY, YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
big clip dump, shwang fandom tap in 😼
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
florida was so fun!! miss it already
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
6 months
wolf cut frozen hair goggle tan soft lips estrogen ferret
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
not owning a lighter is weird. you’re telling me you don’t like drugs, candles OR grilling???
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
had a lot of fun working on big house this year! hope everyone enjoyed
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
not to live tweet my neighbors divorce or anything, but one of them is moving out today and i hope it’s the husband
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
4 months
anyone else wanna confess to competing in the pedophile racism homophobia tournament? speak now or swallow your fucking teeth
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
i am fucking WINNING the local tonight or else!
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
just barked in front of my dad and he barked back it’s so over dude
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
people been saying the gecs pit smells better this year, im gonna fix that
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
7 months
the girl /// on repeat
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
3 years
i am very funny!
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
i putta da selfie on da twitter ayyyyy
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
look at all these mushrooms im gonna get so high
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
3 months
i made some art for our (TOTALLY NOT LATE) pr graphic :3
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
8 months
can we get a poggers in chat, i love when numbers go up
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
“i bought a phob for only $135!!” your loss dumbass
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
WHAT A PANDEMIC DOES TO A MFER
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
get a primary care appointment, they say they arent knowledgable enough to prescribe me injections, refer me to an endocrinoligist, endo isn't covered by my insurance, find my own endo, theyre only taking patients referred by a primary care physician, get a primary care appointm-
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
idk i think shwang is a p impressive win
@Dusk_Lunar
FREE AGENT | Lunar Dusk
1 year
absolutely 0 flame to OG Kid but it's so insanely funny to tweet this when this was the pool lmao
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@shwaung
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10 months
brand new whip just hopped in
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
sunburn blush
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
im tge birthday bear and im 24 woah!
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
4 months
dude how does this game have so much detail that people don’t notice things for 22 years?? they made it in one fucking year!!!
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harthur
4 months
additional fun fact is fox will close one eye when using the ray gun but not when he's shooting his pistol cause the ray gun has a scope on it
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@shwaung
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3 years
just peed standing up in the women’s room
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@shwaung
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8 months
uber driver: havin a good night pal? yea, looks like it. been picking a lot of people up from here, what’s going on? is this like a concert or something? hah, you know, this reminds me of new york how- me trying to direct my vomit into the seat back pocket: mmmmbrap
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
5 months
shoutout to “ben’s fast food” a real restaurant and not a creation by doordash
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5 months
they’re playing laura les haunted in the ghost kitchen
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
got bored of trucking simulator so i stole one
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
9 months
there is a room at work where i lock the doors such that people can enter but can not exit. yesterday i caught a student in my cage. he said he’d do free labor for me if i let him go. the humble spider feasts again.
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
11 months
i am actually the greatest gamer of all time, i seriously challenge anyone else to beat this stupid game
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
1 year
i made whole wheat tortillas and they’re so bad
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
10 months
i gotta disagree with you there, mr. magnet on the fridge at work
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
6 months
everyone got that one oomf with really dogshit opinions but pretty hair 💖
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
6 months
☑️snowboarder ☑️lives in colorado ☑️bottoms ☑️has feet where are you my cinderella
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@shwaung
hannah shwang
2 years
kinda clean today can’t lie
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1 year
“i can’t be trans i like my name” then keep it slut!!
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@shwaung
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8 months
MY WIRELESS MIC ARRIVED DURING MY FIRST LIVE SHOW, DEF DIDNT WANT THAT OR ANYTHINGGGG
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