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1 year
Stay hydrated 👍
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6 months
The most useless king in the entire history
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6 months
And the same white washed people buy these twigs for $50 with an eco-friendly tag. lol.
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6 months
Ranbir acted as Sanjay Dutt once and never came out of the role
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19 days
Mauj masti nahi rukni chaiye 😭😂
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6 months
They won life 😭
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1 year
Living alone is dangerous. It’s addictive. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don’t wanna deal with people.
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10 months
Give this man a national award please
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3 months
Only this mobile phone can fix all my mental health issues
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8 months
aaj office mein kalesh hua hai 😭🤌
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3 months
Bro promoted Indian household like no one else ever could
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1 year
Body shaming Anant Ambani is not funny. Period.
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8 months
From an era when shaadi attire used to be like this
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5 months
*Boys don’t gossip* Also boys:
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4 months
My humour is so broken that I laughed at this for an hour straight 😭
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5 months
A guy from Indian serial holds his wife’s hand. Wife next day:
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1 year
This is me: 🙄
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1 year
This random guy in metro: Excuse me! Are you Susmita? Me (excited thinking he must’ve recognised me from LinkedIn or Twitter): Yes, how do you know? Him: Here, you dropped your Id card. I card- 1, LinkedIn/Twitter- 0
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5 months
🇺🇸: I need a window seat 🇮🇳:
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3 months
😭😭😭
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1 year
It’s not the money, it’s the person
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1 year
Never forget what they took from us
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9 months
You’ll be missed Cheems. Thanks for all the memes. 🙏♥️
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1 year
Mard ki koi ek pasandeeda aurat nhi hoti, mard ko pura ka pura girls hostel pasand hota hai.
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1 year
My neighbour aunty said k unki beti ko coaching class me top karne se phool or chocolate mila hai n 14th ko usko tour mein lekar ja rhe hai. Ummm tsk tsk !!!
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Kutta pal lo, Billi pal lo, Dragons bhi pal lo, Par kabhi kisi k sath attachment mt palo.
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The only DJ Ambanis can’t afford
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8 months
A picture that’s Indian enough
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4 months
‘I could never cry for a movie’ -
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what era are you in right now?
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6 months
What the actual fck is this? Why can’t these white people respect anything? I really hope there’ll be a time when we’ll teach them how to respect a trophy
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2 months
@Sharmajaoge I think I’m too drunk. Why would someone say this a no make up look?
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10 months
You’ll be missed birdie 🥹
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4 months
Wtf did I just read?? I wasn’t ready for the ending😭😭 Guys if you still haven’t read this book please do 😭😭
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8 months
What did he eat??
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1 year
To the boy reading this, I want you to know how incredible you’re. You have so much potential. I hope you sleep well with confidence, no worries or pain. Never allow anyone or anything to bring you down, you are worth so much more than that. You are amazing, and never forget that
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10 months
Dads in their Guys in their 50s-60s 20s-30s
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9 months
I refuse to die before recreating this scene
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The only next season I’m waiting for
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6 months
@_VINTAGE_KING_1 Their entire defence system depends on a bunch of kids 😂
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Can we pls start talking about young Madhavan? 😭
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10 months
Zindagi barbad karne ke bohot raste the aur mai sab me ghus gayi
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The more you age, the more you understand Arjun Kapoor and Ananya Pandey are better actors
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True af… 😭😭
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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Another day of not being able to understand the purpose of my existence
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Can't believe this!!! My day has been made 😭🫶🏻
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we'll be your Valentine if you want 🥰
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Sometimes I wonder what was Prabhu Deva thinking while choreographing this
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Are you this old??
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I was travelling in delhi metro today, heard 2 guys fighting and one said “lappad aise kheench ke marunga jabde se japani tel niklega mc”. This is peak delhi for you ✌️
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We're playing antakshari and you have to sing from the letter M. Go👇🏻
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I’m an introvert until I meet another introvert, fir toh tauba tauba tauba..
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Men in love are something else >>>>
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Got featured!! 😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Sahi Khel Gayi
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This
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"an epic ending scene that lives in your head rent-free"
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This could be us par India mein road pe yeh sab karna allowed nahi hai
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Me decoding mom’s “wahan se woh hata ke uske niche se woh leke ana”
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Narayana Murthy’s favourite OTT character
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If Miss Chandni had a daughter, she’d have been Rani
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Monday in few hours 😭
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Indians right now 🛰️
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Sad??? Watch Bhagam Bhag
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Obviously this one 🤌♥️
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@NetflixIndia
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A film you love that most people don't 👀
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can someone edit better than me?
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GenZ enough??
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Ab mai bhi GenZ fashion influencer 😎
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@16_cinnamongirl Child and animal labour 😂😭
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I’m the 253638485th person asking “yeh karta kya hai?”
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None of us were ready to see Arjun Kapoor as Kashmir ki Kali
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Tell me the worst movie you ever watched. Me: Thank God
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This movie is the only solution for all your sadness
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This has to be the greatest series of all time
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Bhindi <<<<<<<<<<<<< any other vegetables
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They set the standards
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Others on holi Me on holi
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I told my mom ke mere saare dosto ne aapko cute bola hai and she said ek din sabko khane pe bula lo 😭♥️
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I was on a call with mom and she said “Babu Cylinder to kitna mehenga ho gaya hai wo kaunsi Machine hoti hai electric weight jaisi khana pakane ki wo le lein kya?” Took me a few minutes to realise she was talking about Induction 😭
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In the era of roses, be her Gajra. 🤌
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Best makeover ever
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Best makeover scene?? I’ll go first
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🗣️: Mam aapka ek parcel….. Me:
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Fruit aise bano ki khate hi char logo ko pimples aa jaye
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Started watching Killer Soup as Manoj Bajpayee fan and finished it as Konkona Sen fan
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@bhav_paaji Am I too drunk or are there two ranbir kapoors?
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Ceiling fans in Indian households the entire year during diwali
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Actor who played a villain so well that I still hate him
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Mirror selfie or something 🌚
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Mirror Selfie or something 🌚
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Kuch bhi manga le
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Every time a little inconvenience happens in my life
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Ending the year with a gem movie
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Vegetarians to Non-vegetarians for the next two months:
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Me fr 😭
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Bengalis will be celebrating valentines day tomorrow. #iykyk
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Wtf is this trend?? And why are they on my tl??? 😡😡
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What people think when I say I’m from Kolkata
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Men written by women
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⚠ This user is not available from 7th to 14th Feb.
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@mybestweakness
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“tough competition”
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Can we please normalise forgetting birthdays? 😐
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Wearing a saree and being good at handling it is the most underrated skill Indian girls have.
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Charlie 🥹♥️
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“if winning hearts is an art, he is the artist.”
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Jab baal hi nhi sambhale jate toh zindagi kaise sambhalu 🥲🥲
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