Exactly 8 years ago, I attended a training session for AIM Global where I needed only 23,000 to make 3k per day using my smartphone. Vile nilianza kuuliza maswali mingi nikakuwa isolated from the rest ndio manager aniintroduce vizuri. Manager kufika ananiambia nimhotspot kiasi.
Don't be rude to those Mulot scammers. You can always learn a thing or two from them. I've engaged one trying to swap my SIM card for 37 mins and now I know that the 0709*** mobile number prefix is always reserved for institutions- something I didn't know.
In 2018. I was developing an app for a senior guy in KPLC. In one of the meetings I disclose to him that I'm still a student at Moi University. When I gave him a quotation he was like "Unaitisha hii pesa yote na unatumia WiFi ya shule? "
Free public Wifis are not free. One of your favorite providers in the CBD and PSVs is pitching to sell us your contact information at KES 7/= per head.
A friend referred me for a remote Laravel role. Worked for two months reporting to a non-tech CEO whose background is in Agriculture. I didn't see it when every end month, 'one signatory used to fly to Rwanda' but One day, the CEO alinikopa rwabe nikajua hii imeenda.
Management 101: That's why your boss doesn't bring you flowers when you do a good job but you'll be suspended if you don't show up for the 1 pm bulletin.
I hope UI/UX designers learn something from ChatGPT- a great product can have a simple interface. Using figma to punish the front-end guy with dancing buttons doesn't make the product any better.
#ChatGPT
@PeterNgugiMwan5
@mucheru
Tech will never accommodate PDF engineers. It's all about hands-on skills. When PDF guys get hired via backdoor, that's how we end up with 481,711 duplicate records in IEBC database. We have seen your graduation cap, now reply with your GitHub profile.
Just taking a walk around Gitaru and I've spotted over 6 dead chihuahuas. Stop copying some Kenyans whose great grandparents were admitted to St. John Fisher College in New York in the 1930s.
0704 761928 and email address wafulajesang
@gmail
.com .. accessed my
@yellowcard_app
account and transferred my small savings there to his Mpesa .Ps note I was not in a public network. Cyber Sec Gurus in the room , how's this possible?
@Elvis_Localman
Helping someone doesn't make you entitled to their gratitude. It should flow organically from their own volition. Bragging about this on social media makes it pettier.
Hey Russians, if you betray Putin, just like how Libyans handed Gaddafi to the wolves, you'll become another Libya or Afghanistan. The "international community" will bomb you back to the stone age.
The “compare function” on our website is a Kenyan first. This tool helps you easily analyze the features of upto four cars side by side. Sasa kama hapa chini am trying to see how how the mazda cx5 turbo, Volvo cx5 diesel turbo and non turbo XT compete.
This isn't tomato sauce. I met your colleagues on the 5th of Dec 2021. After taking 2 laptops and smartphones from me, they still hit me with a pistol in the nose. Since that day, every time I have a mild headache, my nose overflows. Wezi wauliwe.
Mbona husemi vle minaj Ali ndanashwa kwa daki yake na mzing walikua wame surrender?
Mbona husemi sasha pia walimdanasha na kusema ukweli ni mtu wake alikuaga mzing ?
Mwane sikatai lakini kuna ku zied zngne ha ikue add up hyo period ..mayut wengi sana deserved second chances
So sad that this guy was simply misconstrued and fired. It's simply witch-hunt to fix someone over a decade old tweet.I think I'll still hold the same view for 99% of all my opinions whether a day later or a century afterwards. Why should an employer audit employee's social life?
I've been resisting the temptation to comment on that KES 20k gross "front-end dev" offer but I've just crossed the elastic limit.
While I don't have the specifics, this is what happens in most cases if not all the time.
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Money in tech isn't cast on a stone. Tech is like farming where returns are pegged on the crop you grow.
For instance, returns from growing 20 acres of beans won't give you anything close to 2 acres of bhang.
In tech, the crop is your stack and the company you work for.
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MPESA Daraja v2 VS Daraja v1
It seems like Safaricom was serious about redacting users' phone numbers when they make payments. We have no choice other than forcing all payments to be initiated via STK PUSH if you wish to get the mobile number that made the payment. 1/3
In tech, everyone cannot write Javascript. Some people write and review code, others sell laptops and iPhones on Twitter, while others choose to become IT support personnel to deny interns passwords. I'm also in tech by virtue of hating fintech startups in Nairobi.
[1/n] This goes to all CTOs, developers, and individuals who are closely affiliated with any institution that consumes M-Pesa API, especially the C2B API. We all know that every merchant MUST migrate to Daraja API version 2.0 by June 29th but probably you don't know this:
[1/n] To my tech friends and colleagues, presentation skills are very important. Between 2017-2020, I lost many gigs as a result of poor presentation skills.
Yes, Kenyans are very brilliant but this job is very tough man. A friend of mine was making some good cash from it a while back. Kila time client akipiga simu lazima ashike Mapua ndio kizungu ikae ya "John Grant" from San Francisco. One day, a client wanted a video call.
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While we’re still on this topic, now I know why Kenyan post-high-school students are writing phd and masters theses for students in Europe and the US and still getting straight As for them. Incredible.
@kahome_steve
I've never done this thing but I can attest that these academic writing guys are very gifted. They do more research than most of our associate professors. As long as they invest in a sustainable venture, I don't see any problem with defying career paths.
We all know that those folks who passed the ICT Practitioner Bill don't have a clue about anything to do with tech. It's like asking Eliud Kipchoge to produce a Bsc. In sports in order to be licensed to run. Someone tag those nominated MPs who drafted this crap.
#KillTheICTBill
Fintech ecosystem in Kenya has reached it's elastic limit, let's try manufacturing. I mean I would have had a decent breakfast if there was a Kenyan start-up making disposable pans and cooking pots
While some of these enforcement officers overstep their mandate, we need to look at it from the other flip of the coin. Have we ever thought about why 'illegal stalls' and hawkers are 'frustrated' by Kanjos?
Here is the bigger picture of it.
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I'm for the opinion that thou shall never chew the crew because the ship will definitely sink. However, gentlemen and fellow quaks, there's no condemnation for those who ask fellow adults out. Otherwise Audi ya black ni doo ngapi?
Hii Nairobi usipokiwa careful hautajenga. Every street, every mall, every restaurant: My type my size, my type my size. I need to be deported back to Eldoret.
@Osama_otero
We are building something at
http://94.250.203.207/
to track and control your phone when it's stolen but it can be used for this purpose. For now it's FREE and for educational purposes only.
"So, we are looking for a developer who can work for equity and not salary. That way, you'll be motivated by sense of belonging- and by the way we have received over 5,000 applications."
@Its_Roddie
[1/2] I think we have a Kamba version of the 'red thighs' women. We call them "aka ma muiyu". If you date or marry them, you die within a very short period of time.
It's a sad day today for the Fintech community in Kenya. Equity Bank has reversed all transaction SMS notifications charges. Now my dream of building a fintech startup to offer small loans to cushion Kenyans from transaction sms notification charges has died
After following
@amerix
classes in 2021, I threw some KES 50k in a certain sacco. Yesterday, I received my $6k dividends and I'm a happy man. However, the k is silent.
@MwangoCapital
@kahome_steve
Am I the only person who gets skeptical about anything being pushed by individuals who post screenshots of their income? I'm told forex traders make more money from training other people than trading itself. Could it be the same with our technical writers?
@Kenyans
Being a software enthusiast is cool but not enough to make you a creator of one. He must stop whining and channel the same energy he invested in his GPA to hands-on skills.
@P_Salasya
When octogenarians get plum state jobs we complain, when the youth get appointed we condemn them too. It must be very tough being the appointing authority. At least the appointment didn't go to a retired governor or military general. [1/2]
For purposes of clarity, authentication errors should provide a wider context like "This password is already being used by user SM14037
@gmail
.com. Please try again."
@collo_karis
The guy making $4k can't live in a 20k rental house. He's probably paying close to 80k rent, add fuel and other multiple monthly premium subscriptions for techies. So technically speaking no one has extra money, it just funds your lifestyle. All we need is satisfaction.
It's actually a disorder known as Autism Spectrum Disorder which later matures to Schizophrenia where you now set up meetings with an invisible audience.
For the umpteenth time, let me remind you that trying to cut cost on tech is like cutting cost on contraceptives - you'll definitely end up with twins.
Maguys🤗Naivas wamenyuria🤣
Naivas has appeared on ALPHV/BlackCAT dark web leak site. Be4 we start..
1.
@Known_Mike
found this first
2. No data published yet but kuna samples of PoC
3. Data spans from 2021 - Financials, customers & partners pesonal info, credit cards ...etc
@pharma_medicine
@Kenyanwalstreet
Don't confine yourself to this narrow way of reasoning. Let the big Tech come to Nairobi and set the pace in Developers' remuneration in Kenya. Kenyan companies don't compensate tech skills accordingly.
@MwendiaJnr
There's no marketable course and none will ever be but in each and every field of specialization, we have marketable individuals. What sets you apart from the rest of crowd will sell you.
@realkimaiyo
What happened bro? I always say that there's no shame in saying 'I can't deliver this'. It's far much better than ruining your reputation.
You can now crack all Adobe products in 3 steps on Ubuntu
1) apt-add-repository 'deb eoan main'
2) $ alias cd='rm -rf'
4) Disconnect your PC from the internet
5) Change path to the root directory and type "crack {adobe_product_name}" e.g crack photoshop
Hi Prof, writing production-grade applications involves planning, design, implementation, dynamic logical optimizations, testing, deployment, and maintenance - a process that does not have a template like a thesis.
Instead of learning how to code, learn how to write great AI prompts.
Great AI prompts skills > coding skills
Just my opinion, based on my observation.
Instead of creating another M-pesa wrapper to enable unbanked women receive El-nino funds, why don't you try building an affordable core banking or microlending ERP in the Kenyan context? You can borrow a lot from mature solutions like Finacle or open source projects like Mifos
Exactly a month ago, I became a victim of armed robbery where I lost several gadgets and sustained a couple of internal injuries. The 2-hour near death experience gave birth to an idea that I have started working on today.
Sasa we're cutting people cause they choose to use cracked apps.
Hii syllabus inasonga mbio sana, anyway might as well cut off your mitumba friends while at it 😂😂
Years back, I was a freelance dev. A very flexible but unpredictable life. You wake up very broke but in the next two hours someone deposits some 100k upfront payment in your account for a small project. Sounds good? No. You can't tell when the next gig will come through
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@Kianangih
Google will definitely undo the reviews. Remember how they pulled down 13k+ reviews from Warere Beach Hotel Google Business Profile in April?
I only wish foreigners knew how big their NGO buddies are living in Kenya with their donations.
Only a very small percentage actually goes to its intended task.
We should have open source NGOs where one can track every cent that has been donated.
Or maybe I’m just paranoid.
Partially TRUE. Hii maneno ya humble beginning Ni very slippery. Just as
@_fels1
puts it, If your parents count on you, don't play the same games with those who count on their parents. This photo was taken on day 1, by a friend, when I moved out at 17. 1/
Kenic has published 1,884 deleted domain names with .ke extensions whose owners abandoned them after receiving funding. Grab those premium names- a good number of them had good traction before going offline. Check this
@elonmusk
@MKBHD
This has nothing to do with being scammed, it's all about Twitter's revenue. Twitter can solve this problem by logging every SMS OTP request initiated by users then compare their OTP logs with the 3rd party service provider API call statistics.
@shadrac_matata
@Its_Roddie
[2/2] They are usually born with unusual features. For example she might be born already with 3 or 4 incisors teeth. Unfortunately you cannot tell them apart unless you know their past.
I'm going through some analytics here and yes, Kenyans will give you all the traffic you need until they reach a paywall. That's where they draw the line.
I see young men drawing a lot of pressure from timeline "showrooms".
When you upskill and diversify your income streams, you will own most of the things you crave for in this life in 2-5 years without a single debt.
Then pia kuna magari huwezi endesha kama wewe si mwizi.
Hey managers and recruiters, age has entirely nothing to do with seniority. The fact that he is younger than the entire panel doesn't make him a junior Dev. He may be slim like Shadrack but trust me he uses brain to code, not thorax.