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@sfctoby
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5 months
Fuckin hell, size of his head
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A friend just sent me this the morning after a night out and I’m dying
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Mind your own fucking business
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Ivan Toney seeing his return date is 17/1
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??????????😭😭
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Norwich scarf retailers right now
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@EvertonNewsFeed
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀
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📱Dwight McNeil’s latest Instagram post💙
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mind your own fucking business
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🌸 Ashley But Six 🌸
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Lmao who put this stone ball here 💀
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Just hit the quickest scan over my shoulder ever
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illegally stream Burnley vs Newcastle: 15 years 50+ child sex offences: 2 years
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Paedophile sentenced to over two years in prison after being found guilty of over fifty child sex offences.
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I do be travelling tho
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'No vaccine for cancer'
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Someone check up on Maya 😢😞💔
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1 year
When did going to the footy become a fucking fashion show man state of these
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That is actually HONKING 🤣😭
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On the other hand, this has something for me…
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That is actually HONKING 🤣😭
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Palace fans when they lose a game 4-0 but zaha 'had the stadium on strings'
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mind your own fucking business
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Joey P
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Why is there a literal cube of gold downtown
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Richarlison is such a massive whiny crying bitch and he will probably read this because he searches up his own name
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WHAT DID I SAY MAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Richarlison Andrade
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@sfctoby Thanks thanks
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FULHAM FANS SIT DOWN AWAY???
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12 people stabbed in London within 1 hour of the final result. How fucked is that... State of it
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If you are offended by something as simple as this, lighten up
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DO NOT ask centredevils the result of their boxing day game vs Middlesbrough in 2002
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centredevils.
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🚨🚨| Manchester United are 𝗨𝗡𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗡 on the boxing day since 1978. 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒆 💫
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I hate tweets like this. He has donated $25 million dollars. $25 million. And people still manage to say something negative. Get a grip...
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Ken Klippenstein
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So that would be 0.045% of his wealth
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@KunMerchant Dont get salty
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To everyone who has liked this tweet or shared it, and especially those who laughed, thank you 🥰
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@richarlison97 I FUCKING KNEW IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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A photo of Christian Pulisic standing with all the wingers in London who are better than him.
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Me when I see a 10/10 but she smokes
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@VanBanter This brother slapped his sisters ass for 3 liked dfkm 😭😭
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@_edwardcross Doesn’t surprise me u m0ng
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If JWP scores tonight every one who likes gets a nandos 🤪
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2011-2023 😭🕊️
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@GregM2302 You’ll be down next year
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@PoorEPLreferees @SkySportsPL Who voted fernandes 💀
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@PrimeZibanejad Can tell by the 17K likes 🙄
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Its my birthday... Mind your own fucking business
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Jacob Trowbridge
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What's the occasion? Why is there a literal cube of snow downtown?
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The Jehova’s witnesses rocking up at Thogdens gaff this morning
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As a Saints fan I want partial claim of the Prem trophy if Liverpool win as we made City drop 4 points...
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accidently send a dick she sends pic to a girl one back
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Funniest Football Twitter tweets [which aren’t overused] Thread likes&retweets appreciated
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"haha FT is so class now all the little nerds are at school"
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FOR SOUTHAMPTON
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@EnthusiastLeeds
The Leeds Enthusiast
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Just a hunch with no basis at all. I think Ryan Manning will be unveiled soon
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my 2 promotions thanks to this tweet: @MayaYoshida3 is the greatest of all time 🐐 follow @fargoguero + @Chamber6Media (so the original isnt deleted, but check them out!) 😅
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🤣😂😂🤣😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😭
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Kyle Walker-Peters as Pringles, a thread
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THIS. IS. UNREAL.
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@sfctoby Much respect to the literal cube of snow downtown.
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Or Stoke 2015… 22k likes on a complete lie is crazy
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Pierre Emile Hojbjerg woke up feeling dangerous 🥶🥶😤 - 1 COMPLETED PASS 🙌🏼 - 21 SHOUTS AT DEFENDERS 🗣️ - 8 POSSESSION LOSSES 🔥 - 17 MISSED SHOTS 💯 - 13,450 BACKWARDS PASSES🚫 - 2/75 DRIBBLES COMPLETED 😤 - 53 SHIT TATTOOS ‼️
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@ProgressBar202_ @PxrpleHxze Cant wait to come back to this when its 90% and feels like its been a week
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Guys help me out made a deal with me mum 0 likes - no phone for me 15 likes - Iphone 5 50 likes - Iphone 6 100 likes - Iphone 7 175 likes - Iphone 8
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@Lyanco @nocontextfooty Lyanco bro 😭😭❤️ get rest big game tommorow 😂🙏🏼
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fuck me some score in the coventry luton game that
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Not agreeing with someone's tweet/opinion does not mean you should send death threats. You should never send death threats. Please, think about someone's health and position more carefully.
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@joe_edgehill @StokeyyG2 i have that virgin blocked
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Give me your early predictions for top 3 and bottom 3:
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Premier League admins returning from the boycott
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No way twitter put this in 'funny tweets' 😭😭
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David Beckham freekick conversion rate: 9.3% James Ward-Prowse freekick conversion rate: 16.2% Shush.
@ReusTouch
HollandMVP🇮🇱
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@Squawka just a quick note: ward prowse already has 40 more PL apps than beckham🙌
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@chiddyafc 16’: Haaland makes it 2-0
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How im expecting Slavia Pr*gue vs Arsenal to be 🤞🏼
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This is an 18 year old on twitter dot com...
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Meet my brother, last spotted in Alaska 😅😂
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If you have: Mendy-Varane-Gomez-English RB as your backline on fifa then I seriously hate u btw
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Most punchable players in the premier league
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HE COULDNT RESIST 😂 I have to respect the hustle 💀
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This is an INSANELY underrated goal just because it isn’t a big player. Ronaldo scores this and it would never be let down…
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We’re filming another one of these soon, which brings me here to the streets, asking: what are the most satisfying goals in football history? So far we’ve done: - Pavard v Argentina ✅ - Payet v Palace ✅ - Cissé v Chelsea ✅
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YOU CANT HATE THIS MAN. RALPH HASENHUTTL ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@Josxph99 @emiledealll The memes could be made of this…
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looool wtf
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😭😭😭😭😭 #AFC @chiddyafc
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even our fixtures are laughing. #SaintsFC
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My @premierleague predictions for 2022/23: 1. Don't 2. Try 3. & 4. Predict 5. The 6. PL 7. Before 8. The 9. Season 10. Starts 11. It 12. Makes 13. You 14. Look 15. Stupid 16. & 17. It's 18. Impossible 19. Anyway 20. Nottingham Forest #NFFC #SaintsFC
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Richarlison knows he wants to comment im just waiting for it 😭😭
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NO WAY
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Norwich scarf retailers today
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If you know you know
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????????
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@jb2fo8 Ankle socks are as fruity as it gets
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'Undeserved POTY nomination' James Ward-Prowse vs 'Deserves a nomination' Bernardo Silva:
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This went to VAR btw, dont tell me top 6 bias isnt real.
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Most underrated Premier League XI. Thoughts?
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Rashford diving Casemiro trying to kill players Fernandes crying to the ref all game United fans not getting usual treatment by the refs = more crying An embarrassment and the main reason they are my least favourite team in the Prem.
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Thats Martial fella
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Big 6 fans doing the ‘how loyal are you’ trend
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Pattern tf up
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GOALS in 2022: Messi: 0 Ronaldo: 0 Shane motherfucking Long: 1
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Gavin Bazunu on leaving Porstmouth; "I used them [Portsmouth] as a stepping stone in order to join the biggest club on the South Coast, Southampton." And later added; "4-0 in your own backyard." #saintsfc
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My professional body language analysis of this from today #SaintsFC
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then there was none 😭 #saintsfc
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Oriol Romeu getting an average of *over* 1 yellow card every 4 games in over 200 games for the club... and never getting a red is actually insane 😭 mentality monster 😤 #SaintsFC
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@Odemzz @valiantvalery_ im melting out here 😳
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