Talking stage, I bought gift for him and he posted it on his WhatsApp with “Una wan wound me with gifts, everyday delivery.”
Naso, my name take turn Una.
If you’re moving into a new building, buy virgin olive oil, pray over it, and anoint every door, window, and entrance into your house.
Place your hand on the wall of the apartment, and prophesy into it. Speak in a commanding voice to it and tell it that it will not give you any
We had a quarrel in the morning, and in the evening the Kommandant called me that someone was waiting for me in the school hostel's reception.
I came down and it was him, he said, ''Here's your food'' gruffly and walked away.
Apparently, he told me he would cook for me earlier in
Today I learned that I’m a pickme, and I chase after men.
Because I gifted a man, who had gifted me in the past, a pair of David wej shoes.
Gifting is my love language.
You don’t love me if you don’t get me gifts.
I don’t love you if I have never gotten you any gifts
@LifetimeAyo
Upcoming banger boy, is this the best you could do? I'm not the reason your parents are destitute that you can't comprehend perfume collecting as a hobby. Otoro gbagbuo gi, gbagbuo ndi muru gi.
A family, who had never met me before, let me stay at their house, while processing my visa, because the mum saw my surname on my visa fee slip and said dad was a man of great repute and had helped her husband in the past.
Told my Dad about it, he didn’t remember helping.
For the silly twerps looking to use this to align with their sad agenda. I didn’t leave him because I moved, we were both in a foreign country.
He was not struggling, he was an aeronautical Engineer doing his masters.
He finished and moved countries before I did and we grew
Nobody asked Mercy to go on the show and say she came to prove a point.
Infact, if she won, the trolling Tacha would have gotten ehn.
Everybody keeps saying it was 4years ago, Tacha should move on but conveniently forgets that she is simply quoting Mercy.
You cannot beat a person
@JidennaKendra
Lmfaooo! There's a difference between deodorant, antiperspirant and perfume, deodorant is to eliminate body odour. Perfume is for smelling nice and not for masking BO. In the bid to act savage, try not to bask in the euphoria of your ignorance in public.
My gym sent me a message that I won the highest gym attendance last month. Because I go to the gym everyday unfailingly.
I was typing my reply to them that, not really. Because I go to the gym everyday to charge my portable solar
generator that I need for work and I cannot be
@Wizarab10
First of all, this is not Finnish, this is French. I’ve lived in Finland for two years I visit my brother there almost every year, and I can understand a little of their language.
In Finland, they speak Finnish or Swedish they don’t speak French
Secondly this is a group of body
Frame 1:
Went from working from a plastic table and chair…
Frame 2&3:
To a proper home office with an electric table and ergonomic chair in the space of three months.
@peter_dageneral
Zoom the picture and point out an empty bottle. It's okay if you can't afford perfume collection. My reality and your reality are not the same.
What’s the nicest thing someone told you while you were at your lowest?
I’ll go first.
When I lost my mum, a friend told me that we could share her mum. I never forgot that.
What’s yours?
I send my dad care packages every month.
And money once in two months even though he protests that he doesn’t need it, he’s also the first person to tell his friends anytime he receives it🤣.
I also send my siblings money just to get cute messages like this🥹
“I’m not blaming her but” BLOCKED.
“Why didn’t she?” BLOCKED
“This should be a lesson to women” YPDC, BLOCKED.
“Women should tell people where they’re going to prevent this”, YMDC BLOCKED!
FOOLISH CLOWNS!!!!
I’ve read 13 out of the books here, and except for think again which is a self help, at least 8 of them are tear jerkers.
HMU if you want the soft copies.
Since last night, I’ve not been able to sleep.
Gen Z baddie yanked my girl’s hair and left her almost bald.
Then she tried to murder Ceec by engaging her in a death inducing chokehold.
Ceec almost died last night.
Oh Llebaye! You need to go home!
#BBNaija
#bbnaijaAllstars
Whenever I enter his car, he buckles me up like you would a child.
I have two hands and I know how to use a seatbelt, who doesn’t? But I let him do it. And weirdly enough, I like it, even when I roll my eyes.
What is something really weird but cute that your partner does for
“I don’t know anyone else to help me”❌
“I don’t know anyone else to borrow from.”❌❌
“I have used up the goodwill and people currency from those who know me.”✅
“You don’t know me very well so I can fool you mana nsogbu adiro, m ga awunye gi ose n’anya very soon.”✅✅
@miiito77
@momentswtbreezy
My dad is my best friend, I’m closer to him than my mum. If I say that the hapless pigs that raised you to be a derelict dingbat didn’t give you love, twitter people will say I’m going too far. But you have insulted my mother who you’re not fit to lick her feet, unprovoked.
@MarinatedTurks
And the thing is you can’t even tell.
The person you’re releasing it to might be looking responsible at the time.
People change. So nobody should blame her for sending it to the wrong person.
You sound like you haven’t been getting any orgasms of late.
Weren’t you recently married? Shouldn’t you be minding your matrimonial bed and stay the eff out of other people’s business?
My dad called me this morning, and I opened up to him about something I was struggling with.
Weirdly enough, he told me that he knew, that he was waiting for me to tell him, and he had just finished praying for me before calling me.
Mahn, I can’t imagine life without him.
Dear sisters.
Stop wearing revealing clothes.
Avoid wearing expensive hairs.
Stay very modest.
So that you can meet a Moses Bliss.
Wearing revealing clothes makes you look ugly.
Being a baddie is a sign of low self of steam.
Good girls like us are highly sought after.🙏🫢💀
My Dad came to visit me before traveling, and spent one week.
On the way to the airport, he started telling me to try and be leaving my house, that why don’t I have any friends that has visited me since he came? That why am I always indoors?
Daddy, please for this my answer,
@lola_eden_ruth
IMO, I don’t like ouds so much, but if it has to be present, it should be as a base note.
From most expensive to least expensive:
Tom ford velvet orchid.
Montale Vanille absolu
Montale Vanilla Cake
Montale chocolate greedy.
Lattafa Ajwad,
Maison Alhambra musk vanille.
As a friend, learn to water your friendship.
It doesn’t matter if your friend is more richer than you.
Don’t be that friend that’s always on the receiving end.