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Sean Keane

@seankeane

6 years

They had to put asterisks in the title of M*A*S*H because Alan Alda was on steroids.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

I'm not saying not to vote for her, but it's weird to watch Kamala Harris give an acceptance speech knowing at my old job, I mailed her over 1,000 legal briefs asking her to let children out of prison.

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Sean Keane

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25 days

Chris Paul finally figured out how to beat the Warriors in the playoffs.

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Sean Keane

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3 years

Kyrie Irving donated 1.5 million to WNBA players who opted out of the bubble this year, 323K to Feeding America, and partnered with an NYC charity to provide 250K meals. Maybe let’s not have a referendum on his character because he doesn’t want to talk to beat writers.

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Sean Keane

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3 years

Robin Lopez and his girlfriend went as Batman and the Penguin for Halloween. (Photo via gustogummi88: )

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Sean Keane

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3 years

Paul George’s next Gatorade commercial will be him draining a three at the buzzer to cut the lead from eight points to five.

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Sean Keane

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1 year

Sorry to harp on this, but I can’t believe we are stuck with two ESPN color commentators who actively hate basketball, simply because they’re unemployable as coaches.

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Sean Keane

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4 years

Since Sterling Brown was tased and beaten by Milwaukee cops for parking illegally, the Bucks have held TWO Badge Nights for law enforcement, where the game ball was presented by the president of the Milwaukee Police Association.

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Sean Keane

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4 years

Just a reminder, the Democratic Party has a supermajority in the California Legislature and they still won’t pass any police reform bills.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

Dwight Howard loses 20 pounds every summer, a thread.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

Is that a Hitachi magic wand on that sticker?

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

It was impossible to expect the Warriors to win without their emotional heart and soul, minority owner Mark Stevens.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

In case it disappears in a Flickr purge, here’s some of the best candid NBA athlete photos of all time, via Ballers With Randoms. First, Channing Frye.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

I also feel very similarly in rooting for a Mark Cuban team in the playoffs.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

Oscar fun fact: La La Land is Spanish for "The The Land"

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

I Bank Threes Not Tragedies

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Sean Keane

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1 year

The Celtics suck at home in the playoffs, but think how bad you’d be at your job if there was a good chance Dave Portnoy would show up at your workplace every day.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

To be clear, I'm saying this is Bucks ownership not giving a shit that one of their players was beaten by their city's cops.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

Warriors trainer Chelsea Lane left in summer of 2018 after Joe Lacob lowballed her, and since then every single starter has suffered major, months-long injuries, including two different centers and Klay Thompson twice. #LightYearsAhead

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

Wouldn’t this telecast be 100 times better if it was Mike Breen alone, occasionally checking on Steve Javie’s sandwich-eating progress?

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

25 days

@BrettLawrence @gswcba Go to bed, Brett.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

Miami is neutralizing Boston’s home court advantage by keeping two Caucasians on the court at all times.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

The Golden State Warriors are 16 wins away from matching @NateSilver538 ’s projected win total of 37.

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Sean Keane

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2 years

@CTWritePretty The ending of the movie has seminar audience as a stand-in for the movie audience and Scorsese basically saying, are you going to fall for Jordan Belfort's bullshit too?

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

I have never seen a human being blink as much as Quin Snyder is in this press conference.

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Sean Keane

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1 year

3-13-13 with a technical is an absolutely classic Draymond Green line.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

As a former NBA video coordinator, I can confidently state that the Utah Jazz fan’s wife has no chance against Russell Westbrook one-on-one.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

I guess I knew this was the title in Spanish but it’s still funny.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

Devin Booker saying “Luka Special” goes into the Backfiring Taunts Hall of Fame, right next to LeBron and D-Wade coughing to mock Dirk Nowitzki.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

@lavanmc Maybe he should announce high school basketball instead then.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

Think of how many people are going to be opening Carlos Correa Giants gear on Sunday.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

Nate Silver’s website picked the Warriors to win 37 games, gave them a 22% chance to make the playoffs, and a 0.5% chance to go to the Finals. They also said cops are cool because they let white people eat their Mexican food in jail.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

Joe Buck first announced the World Series when he was 27 and now he’s on his 25th year, with no end in sight besides a premature hair plug-related death. And that is why I oppose the lifetime appointment of 48-year-old Amy Coney Barrett.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

Jamal Crawford is the Michael Jordan of Lou Williamses.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

Look at how bad the Boston media trounced him on his way out of town. A Warriors writer got a whole book out of feuding with Kyrie’s friend KD. I still think Kyrie should talk to reporters, but let’s not pretend this is coming out of nowhere.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

One bad apple. I was going to throw it away but Mayor Garcetti insists I suspend it with full pay.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

New FBI director is a dude from Fort Lauderdale in a FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR t-shirt.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

@cjisrael_ I think if you spend a whole quarter of an exciting playoff game talking exclusively about players’ reactions to officials, you need to reevaluate your profession.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

@fastbreakbreak Dillon Brooks Fan Club is down bad this week.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

@Soomedr_Duffy @herosnvrdie69 @BenjaminPDixon The cop who shot the social worker was found guilty of a misdemeanor and put on probation for five months. He also had to write a 2,500-word essay - seriously.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

Cam Newton is dressed like he's about to open a feminist bookstore in Westworld.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

I think the dual experience of playing with LeBron James, who essentially has his own team of publicists at ESPN, and then in Boston probably soured Kyrie on the idea that NBA reporting is objective journalism.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

Never forget: 3 years ago, Wes Welker took molly at the Kentucky Derby and then handed out $14,000 in hundreds to random strangers.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

Not sure Drake is trolling anyone by wearing a sweatshirt featuring a child who was famously abandoned by his father.

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Sean Keane

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1 year

Dillon Brooks is gonna have to cut off Austin Reaves’ ear on Wednesday just to keep pace.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

@BallFromGrace You get in a lot of trouble with the Bar Association for that.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

The Wiggins news confirms my long-held belief that Harrison Barnes would have eventually accidentally made an All-Star team if he never left the Warriors.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

Pretty good Raptors-Sixers game, but I'll wait for each team's postgame referee audit to make up my mind about who truly deserved to win.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

Yes, Robin Lopez's IG handle is gustogummi88.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

In honor of the first Sunday of the NFL season, here’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Athlete Alive for 1998, Elvis Grbac. He won because People’s photographer was supposed to take pictures of Rich Gannon and picked the wrong Kansas City QB.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

This is my favorite Pau Gasol photo of all time.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

. @SteveKerr Please start wearing your mask over your nose. There are impressionable children out there with striking blue eyes and inexplicable first half rotations who see you as a role model. Also those kids say Steph Curry might thrive playing full quarters again.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

I understand he made some mistakes in his career, but Barry Bonds shouldn't be kept out of the Hall of Fame just because he used Google Glass.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

The weirdest thing I saw at tonight’s game was Dave Kaval yelling at a child in a Brandon Crawford jersey that the Bay Area media lies about the A’s attendance.

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Sean Keane

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1 year

Dave Chappelle sitting courtside, quietly fuming every time someone scores in transition.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

Marshawn Lynch is the greatest NFL player of our times.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

@nicholasddyer The good news is Marty should be able to wash all eight million of the cartel’s dirty money now.

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Sean Keane

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3 years

@BluesHousez She's playing Halloween like a harp from hell!

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Sean Keane

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3 years

This joke fucking sucks.

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Sean Keane

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21 days

So many 4/20 blessings.

Sean Keane

@seankeane

21 days

It’s a 4/20 miracle!

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Sean Keane

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8 years

Ben Simmons has the same foot injury as Kevin Durant two years ago, which means he should miss about 3 months and join the Warriors in 2018.

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Sean Keane

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2 years

The A’s are too cheap to give these guys their own separate thank-you posts.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

And the Emmy for saddest Bachelorette job title goes to...

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

4 years

There’s no way a Chris Paul-James Harden showdown could end with anything less than fifteen minutes of complaining to the refs.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

Joel Embiid is having a transcendent playoff performance, and the NBA's lead broadcaster is screaming about how he's not as good as David Robinson.

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Sean Keane

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2 years

First the Alex Jones judgment, then a bomb by Jake Cronenwerth. It’s been a rough day for Blake Treinen.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

11 months

Always relevant. Jokic wants to sweep so he can get back to his horses faster.

Fastbreak Breakfast

@fastbreakbreak

4 years

When your passion is harness racing but unfortunately you are one of the best basketball players in the world

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Sean Keane

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3 years

So a comedian I won’t name working at @punchlinesac stole a photo of Wanda Sykes off the wall. And here is what the staff put up to fill the missing space.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

8 years

Shamrock shakes for my real friends; real rock shakes for my sham friends

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

I mean this in no way as a knock on Lisa Salter.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

6 years

R.I.P. to Sadiki Fuller, the only comedian I knew who could do a standing backflip. He was funny, a really nice guy, and as "Thunder," the greatest mascot in Golden State Warriors history. It was a great - but too short - time out.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

“If you like the podcast, please rate and review it on iTunes. Honestly, it really helps.”

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

BONUS

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

The Warriors won this one for the Chinese Communist Party.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

Free agency stress has officially driven Zach Lowe to insanity.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

@DaveWComedy Just an incredible moment. Kyrie even gives the reporter a chance to back off but nope! She asks if a teammate who’s seven years older than him is his dad.

Kyrie Irving stunned when Reporter ask him if LeBron James is Father...

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

6 years

Anthony Kiedis got ejected for telling James Harden to suck his doodle-dangle-zangle-bangle-dah-zang.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

The Warriors may have a tough time without Draymond Green, but Klay Thompson is not losing a playoff game on 4/20.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

Nick Nurse’s look today is “House flipper learning his kitchen reno is $25K over budget.”

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

@MattLombo24 @Jared_Wade When Mark Jackson is telling you to calm down and take a breath, that’s a sign you’re out of control. Or you’re a stripper and it’s a tantric sex thing or something.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

Ernie Johnson is dressed like he’s about to deny a farmer a bank loan during Reconstruction.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

He also donated 17 pallets of food and 3,000 N95 masks to the Standing Rock Sioux tribe. Donation link:

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

I looked up "Anthony Davis black eye" and my search's twist ending shocked me.

M. Night Shyamalan

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4 years

Got a black eye when Anthony Davis of the Lakers ran into me and my wife at the @sixers game. No apology from him. Don’t want one. I’ll take a black eye for every win we get! Go Philly! Can’t wait for next game I attend. #sixersfans

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Sean Keane

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3 years

Never forget that Field of Dreams is about how Shoeless Joe Jackson was banned from heaven for throwing the World Series, and then had to spend eternity in America’s purgatory, Iowa, playing baseball for tourists for free.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

one of the best ways ESPN promotes the NBA is having Jeff Van Gundy complain about how players treat the refs for 45 minutes in every single game he broadcasts

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

Betsy Devos is aligned with four of the most terrible things in American history: Blackwater, Amway, school choice, and the Orlando Magic.

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Sean Keane

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1 year

Congratulations to Bill Simmons and his dad for making the Gone Fishin’ photo! Good job by you, Dr. Bill!

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

5 years

Toronto is playing a high school defense as a tribute to Drake’s girlfriend.

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Sean Keane

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3 years

San Francisco is the greatest city in the world.

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Sean Keane

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10 months

A joke about the cops. #police #statistics #TruthToPower #DefundAcme

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Sean Keane

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9 years

Halley's Comet only comes around every 76 years because it's dodging child support for all its meteors. #NewSpaceFacts @midnight

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

1 year

Elon gave Kobe Twitter Blue.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

The best way to win the NBA Finals is to VOTE. If you’re at the free throw line, stay at the free throw line!

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2 years

Let's go, Warriors! Champions on and off the court. #Dubnation

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

3 years

Dame is justifying the trade demand he already wanted to make by name searching himself on Twitter and acting like accounts with 200 followers are bullying him.

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3 years

The backlash from Portland Trail Blazers’ coaching search and his concerns over whether a championship contender can be built have become major factors that could force Damian Lillard to request out, league sources tell @YahooSports .

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Sean Keane

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1 year

You know what this exciting Lakers-Warriors game needs? A long pedantic argument about fouls between two former coaches no one will hire.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

6 years

Donald Trump likes Michael Jordan because they’ve both been bankrupted by Atlantic City casinos.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

2 years

Al Horford is living proof that getting COVID-19 five separate times makes you an unstoppable outside shooter.

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Sean Keane

@seankeane

7 years

There are soldiers fighting in Afghanistan today who were two years old on September 11th.

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