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Lance M. Werner

4 years

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Lance M. Werner

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2 years

Last night in Floriduh, a woman debated an unarmed man named Marco Boobio

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@USNavy @USNavyEurope Thank You for your Service to the USA, shipmates.

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Body Cam Footage Shows Confused Floridians Arrested for Voting as DeSantis Cracks Down #1 reason to vote-by-mail in Floriduh: Republican Gestapo at the polls

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You should see DeathSantis's "Conqueror Worm" Districts in Nazi Floriduh

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1 year

Quack Quack Shorty. 🦆🦆

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Miami firm faulted in a fatal lift accident on I-95. The company will fight the fine Pennsylvania can fix I-95 in two weeks with no injuries. GOP Floriduh kills workers and then fights culpability for it.

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@nudog71 @Rebekahneeds420 The mind is a believer in dreams, the body is the rude awakening.

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Sarah Palin came all the way to CPAC to campaign against the election system that cost her Alaska's House seat Alaskans have come up with a way to prevent rich Republicans from stealing elections in their state. Now Republicans spend millions to overturn

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Damn Oprah, what do you think of the quack now

Kimberly Morgan🐟 26947 #FollowBackResistance# BLM

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10 months

Tuberville, never served, always a tool.

VoteVets

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📺 In a TWO WEEK ad buy on Alabama broadcast TV, VoteVets is hitting @SenTuberville HARD: “You’re hanging our military out to dry just like you did the players at Ole Miss.”

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'Christian' Greg Abbott celebrates Christmas by bussing asylum-seekers into frigid Washington DC | Opinion Thanks Abbott, at least the shelters in DC Have heat and electricity, unlike Texass

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@Krystar13 So sorry 4 you, Left my MAGATS in 1970. Got drafted, served with honor and never looked back, I'm still here, most of them are gone. Luck and luv Ma'am.

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@LenoraMuade I can see it in your eyes

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I remember vaccinations in Navy boot camp, after 2 weeks they took us to Med, Got inspected and detected, then lined up for 14+ vaccinations one in each arm at the same time, after which the Dentist pulled any and all wisdom teeth. Next day reported 4 duty or else

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Missus and I on my 70th B'day

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Lance M. Werner

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1 year

I'd hate to be the one to read those Top-Secret Documents

📢TRUMPs FOR PRISON📢The Grift Continue$

@wheretfru777

1 year

Bill Bar should do some time himself !

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Ron DeSantis Is Giving Away Florida Pension Money to Wall Street Donors Republican Gov. DeathSantis is already stealing Floriduh's State Pension money. Now he wants to steal the whole Countries.

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@hshLauraJ Not here, so thanks for the post

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4 years

@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse @TheJusticeDept Have you figured out the Donald problem yet?

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3 years

Edward Shames, the last member of the 'Band of Brothers,' dies at 99 Bless you "Screamin Eagle"

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I was at the supermarket this morning, guy behind me calls out to the cashier: Haven't you heard, vaccines don't work and neither do masks. As I cinched mine tighter, I said; you're the reason I wear mine. Floriduh of course

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Judge Reveals Rep. Scott Perry's Bid To Shield Thousands Of Files From Jan. 6 Committee What happens when Republicans get caught, they sue to obstruct or delay investigations and prosecution. The words are all there! Obstruction of Justice, use it now

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@truemyracle2 @Unveiled76 What?

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1 year

All along the Watchtower

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1 year

Good Point ma'am

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@TCCNYHATESNYC

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@JoJoFromJerz @davidaxelrod @WSJ @realDonaldTrump Ran out of credit, and B.S. isn't covering the field anymore.

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1 year

Hi Grandma, I brought you a rat. Can I nest here?

Epoch Inspired

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98-year-old grandma gets visited weekly by friendly owl on her balcony 🦉 💌Follow for the most inspirational stories of hope, love, tradition, family and art.

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No truer words ever spoken.

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@Real_RickSinger

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Sen. Ben Sasse officially resigns from Senate to become president at University of Florida GQP couldn't control the Senate, so settled for Fascist Floriduh

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@seaflot

1 year

The only good time 4 a book burning

Ron DeSantis

@RonDeSantis

1 year

I’m excited to announce an exclusive, signed edition of my new book “The Courage to Be Free." You can purchase your copy at .

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When you're so self-absorbed reality slaps some sense into you

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1 year

Promptly seceded 16 years later because slavers claimed their freedom was being infringed upon. Asshole Republicans trying to repeat history

Casey DeSantis

@CaseyDeSantis

1 year

178 years ago, Florida became the 27th state to join the union. Today, we are proud to stand as the stronghold for freedom and the state where woke goes to die!

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I've been there. It's a Country Club in Pennsylvania. Halfway between the cities of Intercourse, PA. and Blue Balls, Pa.

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1 year

Thanks JOE!

🫧𝔏𝔦𝔷🫧😈💅🏽🇵🇷🇪🇨

@lizlibra1009

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Our @POTUS in Ukraine NOT being a pussy ass bitch!! 🇺🇸

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Wing and a prayer

Epoch Inspired

@EpochInspired

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The pilot absolutely nails sideways landing in 40-knot crosswinds at Bristol Airport 😲👏🏻 💌Follow for the most inspirational stories of hope, love, tradition, family and art.

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1 year

I second it Fuck Off Death Santis

💙𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘶𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘸𝘣𝘰𝘺💙

@HacksawIs

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Fuck off twat!

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They do, exactly what they're made to do. Kill: the designation is in the weapons purpose. Assault weapons are made for war, get it, got it, GOOD.

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Brilliant

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Florida puts forward new bill to curtail Disney's powers Goose stepping Death Santis is trampling Micky Mouse over "Don't Say Gay Law in Floriduh"

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Montanans hit by falling debris, autopsy's show from bullets unable to reach 30,000 feet

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😂

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Ron DeSantis wants to move federal offices OUT of D.C. He has plenty of prime property available in Floriduh. Gestapo, oops security already in place

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Said the thief in the $5,000 suit

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@SenRickScott

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The ONLY way to stop soaring inflation is to STOP RECKLESS SPENDING.

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He's working hard making deals with the GQP

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Sanctimonious xtians aka CINO’s

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"U" know

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Don't lose this number

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1 year

Why the life jacket, that belly fat will float him for weeks

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Ted Cruz goes to the border cosplaying as Che and is ferried around with other Republicans in a gunboat. But sure, tell more about costumes.

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4 years

@smc429 I have friends in Australis and New Zealand. They are asking: Is America still there?

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@Dabs_breaux @ntresting2me @MikeJoPro Just changes brands

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1 year

Obviously, turkey hunting is out of season. Humans not so much

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@Dianawearsblue

1 year

Whoa😳🦃🤣

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6 months

@mrsandiofficial Where is the x for you are here

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2 years

Florida voter has election fraud charges touted by DeSantis dismissed Now it's time for the ACLU to sue DeathSantis for false arrest

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1 year

Marine K-9 Corp

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@Ms_Christina2u Morning Christina

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As usual full of oneself means full of shit

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And once they land? We start begging for slave wages

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@RepStefanik

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You missed the one when the lion on top pees on them

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1 year

then she ran away

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Voted "Most Likely to Marry His Sister" in High School...

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What you see is hat you get

shelby

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@Woke_Grandma1

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@Ms_Christina2u Morning Christina, starting the weekend off proper I see

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Sidney Powell avoids disbarment in Texas over election lies after judge throws out the state bar's case because the exhibits were misnumbered Never been their never happened

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More proof he's the anti-Christ. Has lived from 1776 until 2024.

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Sometimes it has some of the characteristics of a cult.

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Hannity is the crustation I use to scape DeathSantis off my shoe when I accidently step in it.

Annie

@AnnieForTruth

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Gavin Newsom will chew up and spit out Ron DeSantis out! 👏👏👏

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@ACoupleOkooks @CaliforniaBeto @GovAbbott The border seems safer than our cities

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1 year

And your Toung won't stick in the wintertime. Please don't try this at home

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Draft Dodging Coward and Full Blown Traitor! "LOCK HIM UP NOW!".

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1 year

Despicable, the military would have convened a war crime tribunal. Cops would be in Leavenworth, until firing squad

Mike Sington

@MikeSington

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Huntington Park, California police officers shoot dead Anthony Lowe Jr, a double amputee man who tried to run away from them on the stumps of his legs. The cops said they were afraid Lowe would throw the knife he had at them.

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@cheezwitham @essenviews And now big business is artificially recreating that same scenario claiming labor shortages. Shortages they control wit hiring, wages, benefits etc..

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Weeks After Hurricane Ian, Hundreds of Floridians Remain in Shelters Where's the Govenor? Arresting citizens at the polls. WTF he was a NAVY prosecutor, don't let the uniform fool ya, his service was disservice

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@MrsRabbitResist @cindykahn1 Haven't heard it from anyone but MAGETS.

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@gggirl924 @RPondelick Remember when he told us kids to get a dollar out of dad's wallet and send it to uncle Soupy

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Not Down Under mate

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Virginia Democrat Wins Special Election to Replace Late Congressman — and Makes History in the Process Vote blue, It's our only defense.

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1 year

Just standing in the Kool-Aid line

Darwin

@DLgodlessbitch

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Abject stupidity

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@seaflot

1 year

Stop me if you see a Republican suit claiming to have built America, immigrants' all

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1 year

Deflecting his complicity in removing EPA controls

Individual # 1 🌊

@Grifterdon1

1 year

Why the hell is TFG going to E. Palestine?

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Last time a saw a girl do that, she drank way too much

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SNL: "The real 'Cocaine Bear'" 🤣🤣

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Gunman ambushed riders on horseback, firing ‘dozens of rounds,’ Florida sheriff says Visit Floriduh. Highwaymen abound thanks to Constitutional Carry. No License, no permit, no background check and no training. Just strap one on and go to Ron's dildo

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@Sarah32sa Hell Yeah

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10 months

That's My President, Care, compassion and support.

Mike Sington

@MikeSington

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A Maui resident speaks about President Biden’s visit. (And, he didn’t throw paper towels at them.) Video: KGMB

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Meanwhile Josh Howley colludes and runs fast enough to get out before the Women and Children. If you're thinking? where their children involved, of course. Republicans

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Scientific Fact of the Day...

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December 7, 1941, our day of infamy. R.I.P. Shipmates

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Damn stealthy, 100 feet above the wealthiest street in America. Kudos

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Skellitor, He Man

KelsterBreeze

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Boy, oh boy, I hate Ted Cruz, but this alien prick with ears is 1A.

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And true tax returns

Southern Sister Resister - Wordsmith #IAmTheStorm

@ResisterSis20

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At a significant Monday news conference, Trump promises to provide evidence he won the 2020 election. He will also announce infrastructure week, the Republican healthcare plan, and confirm that Susan Collins is correct: He has learned his lesson. #FreshWords #TrumpIndictment

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Maybe it's just me, but that's part of why we do it

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Marco Rubio Deflated After Learning Trump Let a Chinese Spy Balloon Fly Over the U.S. 3 Times (Video) Damn BuBIO, if you showed up for your job even half the time, you might have a clue

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Also indicted for Fraud

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OMG is that bread in the road, screech, crash>

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Why will the flags be at half-staff in Florida on Friday? Ever notice Florida never took the bars off the flag. The stars are gone, now it looks like a ground zero map.

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The new Hanoi Jane

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