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4 years

Let’s stop romanticizing the bodies we had when we were 16. We were literally children. We are adults now. We have hips, our boobs have been around for longer than 4 years, we are meant to have more fat on our bodies, cellulite is inevitable. Your peak is now, love yourself ✨

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5 years

We cracked the code to potty training our daughter. Spider man underwear. It took her picking out her own Spider-Man underwear to completely potty train herself. She won’t have an accident because she “can’t go potty on Spider-Man”. I can’t believe that’s all it took lol

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I laugh when I see r*d pill men on here in their 30s talking about only going after women in their early 20s because when I was in my early 20s when men in their mid 30s hit on me all I could think is “why are you still single” “why do you want someone so young” and they just -

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5 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you are a girl, please don’t wash your hair everyday or even every other day. You can wash it once a week and it’ll be amazing. Your hair will thank you. That’s all

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20 days

I think it’s ugly

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what’s stopping you from dressing like this ?

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6 years

Most 20 year old mothers also don’t have a net worth of 50 million and can afford any type of care to help take care of the baby while they do whatever the hell they want

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6 years

Most 20-year-olds wouldn't be able to handle the challenge of raising a baby as the world watches. But most 20-year-olds aren't Kylie Jenner.

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9 days

if someone has chosen to not be a mom this is not their day wtf LOL

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Instagram is outdoing itself for Mother’s Day I regret to inform you all.

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3 years

So texas does this also mean child support starts at 6 weeks? The father who choses to be absent goes to prison if he doesn’t pay child support? What’s the bounty reward & jail time ppl will face if they are transporting him around when he should be spending time w the child?

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9 months

concerts aren’t worth it anymore. Ticketmaster ruined them. having to go in debt to get decent seats is not what it’s about. I used to pay $200 for vip and that was considered splurging. Now it’s $200 for crap seats. It’s not a fun experience anymore when you have to go broke

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4 years

Hey men. Those little hairs in the sink when you’re done shaving. Turn the water on and rinse the sink. Wash those little hairs down the sink. Just a little swish, one extra step. Please just swoosh it down

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4 years

This made me spit my water

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3 years

If a woman says she’s “pro life” ask her if she’s ever taken birth control in her life, if she says yes remind her then she is in fact pro choice

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29 days

flash their money and talk about how rich they are which did nothing for me LOL this is why they all complain about women being after them for money because that’s the only type you grab at that point

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3 years

THIS POST SAID IT BEST. This is exactly what my thoughts were watching that footage

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29 days

The replies are all men furious their age preference is not preferred by young women. The QTs are all women agreeing in their early twenties men in their late thirties are not their preference. Men closer in age are women in their early twenties preference

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3 years

Okay but just how much they look alike …. Is really creepy

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29 days

@KevinProLiX Women have biological reason not to be attracted to old men? I agree

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7 years

An epidural does nothing to your mind. It numbs your body. This statement is extremely uneducated and ignorant.

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a natural birth sounds insane to most people but I can't imagine meeting my child w us both full of drugs... you never get that moment back

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29 days

@Cr7Godbrand That doesn’t take away that young women just aren’t attracted to old men

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5 years

I am so happy tomorrow is OCTOBER 💀👻🎃🍁🍂🌚😈👹🦇🕸🕷🧡🖤

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2 years

Kanye west all over Instagram crying “I’m just trying to be a good dad” while continue to bash and harass his ex wife. Good dads don’t harass the mothers of their children

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14 days

I need men to stop commenting on social media on a mothers postpartum emotions because you wouldn’t understand. Postpartum rage is a thing. It’s a hormonal imbalance but it’s a thing. Instead of shaming women let’s teach them how to properly work thru it, handle it & help it.

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This is not normal, and it shouldn't be normal. It's one thing to be upset but setting up your camera to film the whole thing is weirdly performative.

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29 days

@yxm84 So you’re saying men are not mature enough for marriage until their 30s? Maybe you should’ve put your big boy pants on and matured sooner. My husband was ready to marry before then

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6 years

Having a baby together will change your relationship so much. I know everyone warns you about that. But i don’t think it’s emphasized enough. Parenthood has you see a whole other side of your significant other

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5 years

Took Harper to the American girl store with our cousins and she smashed her dolls face in her pizza 😂😂😂

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5 years

The amount of misinformed people on Facebook sharing incredible sourced news articles saying New York is allowing women to get full term abortions has my blood boiling. DO.YOUR.RESEARCH. It’s for terminally ill women and babies not just anyone who doesn’t want a baby

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5 years

Toddlers have bad days just like us. Just a little reminder to be patient, no human is perfect enough to have everyday be a good day

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4 years

My husband is so funny he bursts in the door coming home from the store and said “my questions has been answered! I was at the store and the Amish were in front of me and asked the cashier why everyone has masks on THEY DONT KNOW” 😂😂😂

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4 years

Normalize being a mother and needing a break. Normalize being a mother who wants an identity outside of just being a mom

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3 years

“You’re a mom how could you ever support abortion” being a mom has never made me more pro choice. I know how hard this is. I know what this takes. I know motherhood isn’t for everyone and everyone should have a choice

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5 years

We tried bribing her with candy, toys, treats. And all it took was letting her pick out a character underwear lol

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5 years

Do you ever just look at your baby/toddler and think I never want to forget this moment. when they’re 18, graduating, or it’s their wedding day. I’ll never forget that moment when I looked at your sweet baby face snuggling me and thought about how much I thought I loved you then

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5 years

I was putting Harper to bed and she kept talking so I said “Harper it’s time to be quiet” I really heard this 2 year old whisper under her breathe “ she’s PISSING me off” 💀

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@azraelfallen I didn’t say she’s ugly just the outfit lol

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@ChadCurrie1371 thank you for getting it lol

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4 years

@lilsoybeanbaby I have always struggled with my nose. Especially in sunglasses actually when I posted that bathing suit pic on here so dude told me I should start a go fund me for a nose job :) but as I get older I grow to accept it’s just a part of what makes me, me

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5 years

So many people are so bent out of shape over this “my hair is so greasy I HAVE to wash it everyday” sister that is exactly why your hair is so greasy and it hasn’t grown 2 inches in a year

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you are a girl, please don’t wash your hair everyday or even every other day. You can wash it once a week and it’ll be amazing. Your hair will thank you. That’s all

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5 years

If you want to do your hair an even larger favor, especially if you color your hair. Throw out the Pantene, treseme. And no the organix shampoo is NOT any better 😖

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3 years

I mean if this abortion laws aren’t a target on women then clearly there would be consequences for the male who contributed to creating the pregnancy as well but there’s not because you just want to punish women

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4 years

I wish more symptoms of PPD were talked about other than just being sad or not connecting with your baby. What about feeling so angry and irritated everyday and not knowing why? Or feeling overwhelmed and disorganized 24/7? There is so much more to it then being sad

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4 years

Okay I can’t hold it in anymore and now that inspection went good we BOUGHT A HOUSE 😍

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3 years

The weirdest thing about motherhood is craving alone time while also not knowing what to do with yourself when you get that alone time

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4 months

the average car payment is now $700. I bought a brand new car in 2021 and my payment is $400. And that was considered a higher payment then. Insanity

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1 year

My husband totaled our car lastnight with our daughter in the car with him. Someone ran a light on a main road and he hit them going 55mph and they spun out in the middle of traffic. Thanks to my daughters car seat she’s not even sore. You can never control an accident, always -

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5 years

Earlier I told harper I was “so proud of her” then tonight I was putting her to bed and she goes “mama?” I said yes she said “I’m so proud of you mama” 😭 ugh she’s such a sweetie

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5 years

Potty training is not only you praising your toddler for going on the potty but they will return the praise Harper: “mama where are yoy?!” Me: “I’m peeing on the potty” Harper: “WOOW mama good job! I am so proud of you” Hahahahaha

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6 years

When someone says their child saved their life from their battle with mental illness they truly mean their child saved them. I can’t tell you how many times i just wanted to give up but could never think of letting my daughter down and leaving her alone in this world w/o me

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1 year

it’s exhausting knowing how poisoned our food/products in America are. it is literally us choosing between which has the “least” amount of poison. seeing tik toks of Americans who moved to Europe & how much healthier they are not eating our food just so infuriating we have to

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5 years

My 3 year old cried the whole time I got her ready for daycare this morning I asked her what’s wrong bubba you’ve been so sad all morning she cried “I’m so tried” lmao gf I feel you me too

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5 years

My 2 year old asks me to go shopping everyday hahha I’m in so much trouble we will just be sitting there watching a movie and she will go “mama wanna go shopping?”

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5 years

My poor husband, this is exactly what he has to deal with

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1 year

I can’t stand when someone commits suicide and people have the audacity to talk about it being selfish. You can’t even comprehend the level of shame and sadness you get to get to that point… it’s devastating and heartbreaking to know someone was suffering that way and if you

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6 years

I’m sorry Kylie Jenner is not some young mom role model to me when becoming a mother has impacted her lifestyle 0. She’s done nothing different from what she was doing before since having her baby 🤷🏼‍♀️

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1 year

Y’all are so fucking rude and this is why I hate the general public anymore. You can’t spare ONE piece of cake for a kid not invited to the party? I literally make extra goodie bags for kids who bring their siblings to my daughters parties

I’m David Ruffin, and these are The Temptations

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Good morning! This mom let her daughter join a stranger’s birthday party and was offended when they wouldn’t let her eat cake. Who in this situation is an asshole?! #ArguingTime

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2 months

one of the biggest wars on fertility is weed. & no one’s talking about it. THC deforms your sperm. so while your wife is being hammered with fertility treatments & hormones to get pregnant. you’re smoking weed daily deforming your sperm. stop smoking weed

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2 months

@thatgirljo_ “It’s not my dream job but it’s given me my dream life” that part. I think that’s what we all should be after. I always say does anyone have a dream job? lol like who WANTS to work for a living

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5 years

My toddler is harder to wake up than a teenager “I’m just going to hangout here and relax” 🤣

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4 years

@BeeAmellia My daughter asks my husband to get in the tub with her and he does in his swim trunks. This bothers me so much people are sexualizing something so innocent 😣

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5 years

No one told me that PPD wasn’t just being sad, I was angry everyday, so irritable, anything would set my mood off. I didn’t feel sad, I felt angry and empty and it took me a long to realize it was PPD because I didn’t connect it to feeling so angry all the time

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29 days

@mckenzie_halie I hear this often from friends who did date men much older. Never ended well

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29 days

@staybayy @KevinProLiX Shhhh they don’t wanna hear it

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3 years

Honestly seeing clips of kim saying kanye gave her all the big things in their relationship but never invested in the small things is a reminder that it really is the little things in your relationships that truly make it last

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9 months

And in debt to see an artist you like. It’s really sad they have ruined them

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5 years

There’s two types of girls: those bumping Lana Del Rey’s new album right now and those bumping Taylor swifts Choose wisely

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5 years

This literally saves babies lives. You’re just scaring mothers into an alternative they could NEED to save their babies life. Sometimes I hate the internet

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9 months

@BUTCONSIDERTHIS It’s not an extra 25-50 more like an extra $200 in fees and the state of the economy is a different story.

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1 year

I saw a tik tok that said she started going to the gym at 5 am because she realized she was just waking up to go straight to work to work a job that didn’t give a shit about her &atleast if she went to the gym before she was doing something/waking up for herself & WOW perspective

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6 years

I feel like I’m always translating my two year old to other people since I’m with her all day. She’ll be like “fauaisbdcqia” and my parents will be like “what do you want” “she said she wants to go outside” they just look at me like:

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4 years

What is something your parents preached to you as a teenager you had to be an adult to understand? For me “it’s not that I don’t trust you I don’t trust other people”. And WHEW as a parent I FEEL this in my soul now lol

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4 years

Toddlers have no sense of their surroundings you will really just be sitting there on your phone minding your business and they’ll just knee you in the face on accident moving past you and not even realize they just broke your nose

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@yxm84 You are contradicting yourself. If no one is ready for marriage in their 20s then men in their mid 30s shouldn’t be seeking these 20-24 yr old women out for marriage

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4 years

My sim is embarrassed and “hiding in her bed from everyone” because she peed while giving birth. Honey you’re lucky that’s all you did

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6 years

Remember when you were 18 saying you can’t wait to move out and get the cutest house decorated until you moved out and realize every little thing costs money including light bulbs

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4 years

@mak_intherain I’m 27 and was like that until I hit 26! My best advice is to love your body thru every season so you don’t waste your time saying “wow I miss my 23 body, I miss my 27 body, I miss my 30 body” it’s just important to be present and love yourself at all times!

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29 days

@whattthefawkes They’re mid thirties talking about fertility when their sperm at 40 has an increase for children with disabilities and abnormalities so they are on a clock too

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6 years

Just a reminder 🙂

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4 years

My 3 year old had a rough day so she goes “sorry for being mean today mom” I said “it’s okay, sometimes we just have bad days you know?” She goes “yeah sometimes you lose at golf, sometimes you win at golf”

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4 years

They’re saying even if 80% follow the social isolating it’s still going to take 4 months for this virus to stop. Maybe if y’all listened. I’ve seen multiple stories of people out on boats drinking today with friends, partying with their friends. You are the problem

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3 years

“You need therapy” isn’t an insult. We all need therapy. I bet even if you think you don’t need therapy you could benefit from therapy. We all should be in therapy. Therapy is for everyone and anyone

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my husband bought my Mother’s Day present today and he used my rewards at the store and the store spoiled my present by emailing me asking me to review my recent purchase hahahah

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4 years

Y’all don’t get how impressive this is. Like I was out of breathe taking a shower when I was pregnant. Get it mamas 😍

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Not the pregnant women popping off to WAP

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I grew and birthed a whole ass human. Men ain’t shit

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Girls are created weak, because boys are meant to protect them.

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No one tells you before kids that taking vacations with kids is not a vacation anymore. It’s just parenting with a change of scenery lmao

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3 years

I’m just going to say it - I think it’s weird and gross that people go to the watts family house and take tik toks with captions like “so sad” yeah it’s actually extremely tragic and weird you are going to the house just to take videos??

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my husband wasn’t home lastnight & I had a lot to do & the baby was just crying & screaming. My 7 year old goes “mom just go take a break I’ll watch him, I got it” if my 7 year old can recognize that, no excuse for your child’s father to not

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@SupermomShayla I agree. I married in my early 20s to a man close to my age because we could relate to eachother and we’ve built everything we have (30 now) together. It’s almost been more rewarding that way

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5 years

Unpopular opinion. Targets clothes are over priced and the material and sizing SUCKS

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5 years

*Me happily married for 4 years*

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1 year

not my kid explaining to me in detail a toy she is expecting from Santa and this is my first time ever hearing about

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5 months

I’m calling it now. All these girls taking ozempic for weight loss will be losing hair like crazy from the lack of nutrition

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7 years

My dad used to always say “it’s not you I’m worried about it’s other people”

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5 years

People are crying over Kim k letting north wear lipstick? My two year old sees me wearing lip stick says “want some” and you bet I let her rock some cherry lips with me lol kill me

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5 years

Can you believe how amazing my two year olds hair is wow. You’d never believe she was bald for the first year and a half

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Well atleast I know I did something right in parenting because I just broke something and my 3 year old heard in the other room and yelled “it’s okay mom! We can clean it up”

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Have your kids in the proper car seat for their weight and height. You never think it’ll be you. I’m so thankful they’re BOTH okay

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Everyday. She wants to go shopping everyday 😂

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6 years

I don’t get this sparkling water trend. It taste so awful. Why do we need to make water carbonated just drink your water the regular way you sickos

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This is a time period in a woman’s life she’s getting very little sleep, probably not eating enough, and neglecting her needs for her baby because they come first. It’s a learning experience and some women struggle with it. Stop shaming them you aren’t helping.

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