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@sarita_ebooks

1 year

my doctor says i got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries. i have four weeks to live

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10 months

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

just realized everyone can tell im not wearing a bra

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

it's over 90 bra wins

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

the paralyzing decision i have to make every single day of summer between bra as a shirt and shirt as an entire outfit

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10 months

i almost died

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

getting treated like im mid on here

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9 months

🪺🐒🎾📘

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

watching the barbie movie premiere at the cinema where they pop the popcorn one kernel at a time on a hair iron

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

can u even spot the difference

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

ok google play hi by hannah diamond

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

im an alien in an aquarium

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10 months

🪷🦢🪷

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

kind of crushing on myself today i just think it's cute how many little things my face can do 🥺 don't tell her i said this tho cause she hates me

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@sarita_ebooks

5 months

sir i wanna buy these shrooms for my mama, please

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

um, can i say something??

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

and they said girls with brown hair and medium naturals can't pass the EMBARK by cybin certification for psychedelic facilitation

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

this would work on me i fear

yo yo yo muthafucka whats good haha maayne shiiiid

@ohlode

10 months

Remembering when my cousin told me that a guy she dated had an instagram for his Great Dane and would dm her pretending to be the dog saying “when are you going to fuck my daddy” lmfao

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

who do you think you are i am

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

will somebody please pick her

𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳

@Grimezsz

9 months

I enjoy mansplaining. It's my love language. I will gladly be talked at with pure facts for hours. A friend once told me she sees it like being an illiterate medieval king having books summarized for her by scribes and whatnot.

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

tiktok live girl: gang gang mm ice cream so good grab grab grab grab balloon! pop pop pop pop pop timbaland: girl im a freak you shouldn't say those things!

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@notbigracks

10 months

learning that Timbaland and ATL Jacob are the top donators on “ice cream so good” girl’s tiktok lives just did psychic damage

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

to all the short kings (6'3" and under):

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

being the girl reading this

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

what are we calling this genre of women

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

🫧🪼🪷

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

i mean, i get it but be cool

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@sarita_ebooks

7 months

you could call any movie that doesn't have lamb sounds in it the silence of the lambs

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

it's me and my dysmorphia writhing around in the mud like a perfume genius music video and there's no saying who will come out on top. i will live to delete my selfies again

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

the only time my eyes ever look brown is when yellow light is directly on them and this does not happen enough

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

if i sit in the practice room long enough will the songs come to me??

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

shirt won today

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

the paralyzing decision i have to make every single day of summer between bra as a shirt and shirt as an entire outfit

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

how quickly you hoes have moved on to cillian murphy and left sweet baby kieran culkin to collect dust in your discarded parasocial boyfriend pile. you make me sick

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@sarita_ebooks

10 days

basically i won duolingo this week so no one can talk to me.

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@sarita_ebooks

1 year

let me she/them tiddies

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10 months

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@sarita_ebooks

2 months

this is me btw

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

literally no makeup just a big scrunchie that i made myself in 3 minutes with my sewing machine and i was unstoppably cunty

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

i love the @depthsofwiki filter so much i wanna get it tattooed on me for real

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

marty is okay!! he ate something he shouldn't have and it upset his tummy. he's feeling a lot better and the vet says no parasites or viruses. i am so happy

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

no regrets about this pup cup

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@sarita_ebooks

1 year

@nerdjpg 5'6 and 100lbs is very dangerous

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

kinda mad that this is so close to 100 likes and the fact that it isn't there means everyone hates me, no one care me, im alone, etc

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

i almost died

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

me and @borzoilover47 are talking mad shit about u rn

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

cute right

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

@agcook404 transcendental, love u forever

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

taking a week off from socials to romp around the woods and reflect on my father's life and passing in a remote location in one month 🍃☁️😌 (yes im being fr) will be trying to curb my usage over the month bc the level im at rn is SO unhealthy

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

this is making me insane why is the short guy height going up an inch every day i thought 6'0 was considered giant

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10 months

5’8” guys be like “mumble mumble mumble” (they are too short to be heard)

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

that one white latina who don't play about carly rae jepsen

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

i can't stop laughing at this

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

if i like u im taking u home to my place so i can show u my collection of 4+ leafed clovers. i have hundreds of them organized by size and petal count.

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

i got like 50 new followers today lmao please listen to trouble bunny 💝

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

hi

crybaby 𝜗𝜚

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9 months

angels are on earth in the form of girls with gigantic brown eyes and long brunette hair

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@sarita_ebooks

8 months

i will be doing this tomorrow

dr. bitch

@borzoilover47

8 months

did u know that it’s perfectly legal to abandon ur life and move to the wilderness? u can totally forgo modern life in order to inhabit the woods and no1 can stop u

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

i made out with every girl in the world

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

working from the beach today hehe my job is just beach!!!!!!!! 🛟🏖️🐚

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

soooo, that wasn't a microdose :)

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

much to think about

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

the paralyzing decision i have to make every single day of summer between bra as a shirt and shirt as an entire outfit

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

throwing the whole book* at you *the book in question:

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

i have been known to do a lil obsessing and a lil compulsion from time to time

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7 months

im so happy i feel like doing backflips around the room

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@sarita_ebooks

11 months

hi pls like this or reply so i get a notification that reminds me: -all 72h for fri&sat -intros before 8p -tracker date entry -start docs for weekend clts -make textline shortcuts

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6 months

covid reveal (if u even care me)

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@sarita_ebooks

7 months

he knows every word to temperature by sean paul

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@sarita_ebooks

5 months

leaf of the day... ok??

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

does anyone wanna sit on the floor listening to ram dass and introspecting with me ?

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@sarita_ebooks

7 months

due to personal reasons this is me now

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@sarita_ebooks

3 months

this is what i look like

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

since my followers just doubled thanks to the alluring outline of my nipple it feels like a good time to come out as a lo-fi bedroom pop artist. man it feels good to get that off my perky chest.

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

i wanna hypnotize u but u make me shy 🪭 🙈

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

im writing a song

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@sarita_ebooks

7 years

sarita n grilled cheese sittin in a tree. c-o-v-f-e-f-e

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5 months

this is what i look like to my clients and also to my friends

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

elon if you let us keep the circles i will add you to mine and post ass one time

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

ok that was fucking weird i just caught my neighbor staring at me through my fence

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

if im hanging out w a girl and her boyfriend im flirting with her and making her laugh until he gets mad

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

5th wheeling sounds fun until you've been sitting alone with two couples who are ignoring you for many hours

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@sarita_ebooks

8 months

im back but don't expect anything from me 💟

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

god fucking DAMMIT my job isn't cool anymore

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@unusual_whales

9 months

Elon Musk reportedly microdoses ketamine to treat depression and takes full doses of the drug at parties, per the WSJ.

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9 months

no one can touch me for the next 3 weeks im serious if i get covid and have to skip the first week off i have taken in three years i will buy a gun

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@sarita_ebooks

10 months

just messy sobbing in a bikini about how beautiful the world is. i love this miraculous incarnation. soles of my feet to my split ends honored to be here

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11 months

i can kinda see why all my internet friends think im tall

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10 months

i could get so many thirst follows if i pretended to have borderline personality disorder

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

im actually so scared about my dog i feel faint, he is acting similar to my old dog at the end of his life

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10 months

❤️🍊🧊

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@sarita_ebooks

11 months

@borzoilover47 @dennisbhooper ok........hold on. first time???

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9 months

anum coded

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@bunnygirl1373

9 months

happy friday

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1 year

asi me veo con 2 colitas

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@sarita_ebooks

4 months

it's incredible how hard it is to find people my age who understand the severity of the pandemic and the necessity of a mask. mystifying.

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9 months

im sorry if im ignoring you it's bc im feeling happy and complete and need to savor this sensation for myself after a long week of being a perfect babe to everyone. i am aware that it is monday

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@sarita_ebooks

9 months

oh no!!! snoopy be careful!!! this is a hazardous work environment someone please call OSHA