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katsuki: you donโt know the first thing about deku. i know him better than everyone else here. we were childhood friends. i understand him on levels nobody else does. he completes me
deku, apologising to the waiter who recommended a special: sorry heโs just like this sometimes
masaru, teaching katsuki to drive: OK, you're driving and you see midoriya and todoroki crossing. quick, what do you hit?
katsuki: obviously Half and Half. i will never hurt my beloved deku ever again. how dare you even suggest-
masaru: the brakes katsuki. you hit the brakes.
bkdk walking on a sidewalk together๐ถ๐ป
deku: *trips on air* whoops!
bkg: haha fucking nerd
*the next day*
bkg, coming back to the sidewalk to punch the air: HEโSโ BEENโ THROUGHโ ENOUGHโ ALREADYโ YOU BASTARD
waiter: so what can i get you both?
bkg: one strawberry milkshake, with two straws
deku: awww, kacchanโ
bkg: *stuffing both straws in his mouth* deku watch how fast i can drink this milkshake
AU where Katsuki loses his watch at a party. When he goes back inside to get it back, he sees Shigaraki step on it while he harasses Deku. He walks up to Shigaraki and punches him straight on the nose.
Katsuki looks down at him: โNo one does that to Deku... not on my watch.โ
mha 319 spoilers โ ๏ธ
deku sitting in the same position except this time bkg & co. are here to save deku from himselfโฆ SO true horikoshi ur so rightโฆ iโm sobbingโฆ
i think izuocha is cute in the sense that i like vanilla ice cream but if you put vanilla ice cream next to a deluxe triple chocolate hershey's rocky road cookie dough supreme swirl ice cream then i will not be eating the freaking vanilla ice cream
bnha characters and ships as funny texts/online interactions; A STUPID THREAD.
feel free to reply with your own additions if u have any :D
1. bkg to deku:
i love how everybody assumes that bakugou's beatboxing is good when he could actually just be downright terrible at it and he only thinks he's fire because deku keeps hyping him up with KACCHAN SUGOI!!!!
izuku: kacchan, let's do something fun this weekend!
katsuki: beat the crap outta some villains
izuku: ...i meant something romantic
katsuki: beat the crap outta some villains
katsuki: in the rain
bkg: you have something on your face nerd *brushes powder off dekuโs cheek*
deku: pffffttt kacchan are you trying to make moves on me? ๐
bkg: weโre fucking married you idiot
bkg:
bkg: โฆ did it work tho
they look like that one couple who arrive to a party late, briefly interact with their other friends, sneak off to a corner (thinking nobody can see them put their hands all over each other), and then leave the party early
i just really love the mental image of izuku hugging katsukiโs wolf and laughing as heโs being licked silly, and then the camera pans to katsuki who is trying valiantly to stop dekuโs ram from eating his clothes
imagine PH!deku running out of the house bc heโs late, and just as heโs starting his patrol his danger sense activates because he realises that HE FORGOT TO GIVE KACCHAN HIS GOODBYE KISS
katsuki: i hate being touched
katsuki: the last time i touched someone i was knocking them out
mina: midoriya is literally clinging on to you like a koala right now
katsuki: this means nothing
can yโall believe that heroes rising was actually real. like that was watched in cinemas?? bkg and deku cranked up their homoeroticism to the nines for the entire movie. they shared OFA. they had the most gorgeous fight scene with JUST THEM TWO. like we GOT THAT??? what the fuck
izuku: kacchan, i might be falling in love with u..
katsuki: "FALLING" in love with me??๐คจ are you implying๐ง that you are somehow "ABOVE" me??? ๐ฟ u looking DOWN โฌ๏ธ on me??๐ก shitty bastard โผ๏ธ๐ i'll show YOU what it means to ""FALL"" โ ๏ธ๐ฅ
izuku: i just fell in love with you
deku: *does something really cringey, a total epic fail, something so nerdy it gives everyone secondhand embarrassment*
kacchan: you have bewitched me body and soul and i love i love i love you
"i cannot believe this is from mha" is so funny to me bc it's always the ppl who dont know anything about mha who get surprised when the relationships between characters are actually complex and interesting and queer
that whole fight between deku and muscular was basically like
deku: is this all a joke to you?
muscular: yeah. i thought that was clear from my laughing
and then deku rips him apart
crack hc that bkg deliberately bumps into deku's shoulder just to get his Daily Dose of Deku Contact and when bkg turns the corner he looks both ways before discretely kissing his shoulder
I love that deku has four (4!) freckles on each cheek but weโre always like wow bkg sees constellations there he traces them in his dreams ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ like what constellation are we talking about? the southern cross? ๐ญ either way I hope we never stop I eat that shit up
yโall know that scene in heroes riding where bkdk happen to run into each other outside at nighttime?? imagine a scenario where theyโre wearing each others merch as pyjamas and then get equally embarrassed by it
bkg: how do i make a date more romantic?
kiri: you gotta play it cool and mysterious!!!
[later that day]
deku: kacchan why are we driving into this dark creepy forest
bkg with shades on: none of your fucking business
katsuki: you donโt know the first thing about deku. i know him better than everyone else here. we were childhood friends. i understand him on levels nobody else does. he completes me
deku, apologising to the waiter who recommended a special: sorry heโs just like this sometimes
uraraka, laughing nervously: you've got to be kidding, right?-
izuku, sobbing and hiccuping next to her: k-kacchan! ๐ฅบ๐ that sounds perfect! <3 <3