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Your all time Lab Tech who became a Nurse 🥰Scorpio👼Realist 😵‍💫 My account doesn't support any form of bullying !BLS/ACLS provider❤️‍🩹 loves traveling 😋

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2019
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Debby🇰🇪
5 months
Right now as you take your drink there is a doctor struggling to get an i.v line in a day old baby. As you do nyama choma there is a surgeon who has been up on his feet the whole day because of a road traffic accident. There is a nurse manning a ward alone because of severe…
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11 months
lingerie under a trench coat still on my bucket list😹
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1 year
Vasectomy only works when you tell your wife.Failure to tell her, research shows she'll continue giving birth to healthy children😂🤦‍♀️
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4 years
Not all men are sexual-predators most of my friends are male..i have hugged them when i felt happy, i have cried on their shoulders when i felt sad..i have stayed over in their house when i felt low, they have protected my dignity like a family. BLAME THE PERSON NOT THE GENDER.
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3 years
When your husband is sick and the elders ask you "does he eat?"....they dont mean food my sister. How many times should I tell u this🙄🙄
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4 years
Dont mock people that seek your help. The sun that melts butter is the same sun that hardens the clay. Life is a vicious cycle😊😊
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2 years
Why do vehicles increase speed when they are about to drop their passengers. This tweet is not about cars😂😂
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Debby🇰🇪
4 months
Mkisikia fireworks msiogope. Ni mimi nataka kurestart mwaka. Kuna makosa kidogo imetokea🤗🤲
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10 months
One beautiful wife and one beautiful side chick is enough for a normal man. Anything more that is now cheating 😂😂😂😂🤌🤌
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Debby🇰🇪
10 months
Mmeskia 🙄🙄
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3 months
A country which can’t even replace a machine in the immigration offices is promising to build us houses😂😂 Are we even sober as a country 🙄🙄 #FreeMyPassport
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
Sharing relationship vacancies wont kill you! Tell single pple about other single pple🤗🤗
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2 years
Birthdays are incomplete without the ones who love and care for you❤️ Happy 37th birthday to me🎊🎊 #debbyat37
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
Slightly used but in good shape girlfriend for hire😂😂😂 Dont let your village aunties intimidate you this festive season She can cook in smoke filled kitchen 🤭speak fluent Kipsigis,Luo abit of Luhya and Kisii🤭🤭 Huko village hakuna ingilis n Swa😎
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4 years
Nothing hurts a married man silently than having a beautiful sister Inlaw than his wife 😆😆
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1 year
The other day I was in a public office. I needed some documents to be acted on. At the counter, I was told I could only pick them a couple of days later. While there I had witnessed at least two people getting theirs acted in minutes. So I decided not to relent. I waited until
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2 years
I don’t know much about heaven but men are not going 😒😒
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
Wearing cheap clothes doesn't mean you are broke you have a family to feed and not community to Impress🙏🏾
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11 months
@TethAddam @small__madam U are a wolf in sheep’s skin 🙄🙄
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3 years
If you see a Subaru driver wearing a suit, just know he's going to court for child support😂😂✌️
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2 years
That awkward moment When your Dad asks "when am I meeting the young man?" But the young man is older than him😂😂😂🚮
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
In other news COTU Sec Gen Francis Atwoli skipped Madaraka day celebrations to guard his sign post in Nairobi🤣
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
Signs n Symptoms of an ending relationship 1.Blindness: sikuona text🙄🙄 2.Deafness: sikuskia simu ikicall😖 3.Sleeping sickness: Nilikuwa nimelala 😂😂😂😂
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
People here tweet and when we comment they only reply to those they sleep with 😌😒😒
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Debby🇰🇪
1 year
Don't make it hard for that man in your inbox. We are fighting homosexuality🫠
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
Wakale wenzako wako Tokyo wanawin Gold medals na wewe uko tu huku ukifunika meno🙄🙄 I’m yet to recover 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4 months
The parties are over, men are looking for money, women are waiting for their periods Everyone has their own issues in January😊
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4 years
Before I give up on dating,is there anybody who wants to finish me completely😒😒
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Debby🇰🇪
1 year
Mnaamkia morning glory vizuri hlfu mnaskia landlord Kwa dirisha,"Mubakishe nguvu ya kunitafutia rent." Awuoro 😂😂😂💔
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Debby🇰🇪
2 years
Stealing a drum is easy but finding a place to beat it is a problem 😂😂 This tweet is not about drums 🪘
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
Before you cheat on your woman, imagine her moaning for another man...how does it feel 🤔🤔Then continue🤗🤗
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Debby🇰🇪
2 years
Abdul went to London to earn money.After 6Mths he wrote home:I've set up biz;sold 40 mattresses and 5k panties so far, and earned £50k.His father saw the letter and replied:You better close your shop and come home. Here your wife has made £100k with 1 mattress & no panties! 🙈
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2 years
Deleting my social media on 31st to focus on being a good girlfriend 😂😂✌🏾
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2 years
27 meets 37😂😂😂😂 Whatever I was eating then🤲🏿🤲🏿
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2 months
Reunion is when you get up in the morning and tell your wife you're going to work...but you go to your neighbor's wife to make love with her.Her husband comes back and knocks on the door, you go under the bed... The husband enters the bedroom feeling uneasy, the Wife excuses…
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5 months
Whoever seals this thing should seal relationships 🤗
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
Pay attention to what people say out of anger, they have been dying to tell you that😒
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8 months
Wearing sunglasses at a funeral without a car makes it look like you are the one who killed the deceased🤭🤭
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3 years
When we break the record y’all are all over with proudly Kenyan 🇰🇪 Then boom 😂😂😂😂😂
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1 month
A Lodge receptionist wanted to confess in church. The whole congregation refused…even the pastor 😂😂🤌
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8 months
Former First Lady Margaret Kenyatta really focused on matters health….because of Her we Have Beyond Zero, there was also free ambulance evacuation for emergency maternity cases and then there’s Rechael Ruto who wants to run our country with crusades 😢 I’m not against prayers…
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Rachel Ruto flew to US to invite televangelist Benny Hinn for a gov't-sponsored nationwide crusade
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8 months
Unalala kwa dem wako asubuhi ukiamka unaskia wamama wa ploti wakisema huyu ata ajampigisha nduru kama ule bouncer wa juzi 🙄
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1 year
Working in a hospital teaches you a lesson you’d never learn anywhere! Anytime you are at work you are either surrounded by people having either their first day, their last day, their best day, or their worst day! You will learn to appreciate every moment of peace, Love & self
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Debby🇰🇪
8 months
NEXT -OF- KIN in banking sector. When death occurs, the NEXT- OF - KIN WILL NOT HAVE ANY ACCESS TO THE MONEY IN DECEASED ACCOUNT So many people think that their next of kin is the automatic heir to their account. But the truth is that if your next of kin is not a signatory to…
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1 year
When I was young I used to think doctors sleep with nurses and give birth to patients…now I’m a nurse and guess what…..😂😂😂😂
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2 months
When a luhya man dies and the widow says “Ile Shimo marehemu amewacha, hakuna mtu mwingine anaweza kuiziba!” please believe her😝😝
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Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: "If I'm not back in four days, open the room and she's yours”He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the battlefield.…
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Debby🇰🇪
2 years
I dont know who said single people are not happy🥳 I would like to categorically say on behalf of all single people, we are VERY HAPPY 🥳🎊😊 #ByeBye2021
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11 months
I think its time we part ways with my barber cause how can he shave me like a boy😫😫😫…..
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2 years
Even a poor husband feels rich when he has a wife who respects him 🤌
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5 months
Hatukatai mnafanya co-parenting, but Airbnb inaingililia wapi sasa mkitaka kuongea mambo ya Christmas na school fees watu sio wajinga buana😮‍💨
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
If you know more than 5 stingy people🤔 that means you beg alot🙄😒
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1 month
My dad’s fertilizer comprised of wool, hair,soil and stones ….😂😂😂😂😂😂 He immediately packed it back in the bags, drove to the cereals board where he had bought it from and then the gateman wanted to stop him!! one word from him made the guy open both gates wide open…
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Fertilizer ni mawe, mbegu pia kimani amepaka rangi. Used to think this the fertilizer story was propaganda until today. The government to distribute substandard fertilizer is nothing short of inhumane and injustice tbh. @mithika_Linturi @OleItumbi @HonMoses_Kuria @rigathi
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2 years
Well😏 At least I’m not as old as I will be next year 🥳🥳 #debby @37
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
Apart from people who doesn’t eat avocados 🥑, which other devil worshipers do you know😂😂😂
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4 months
My village is beautiful ☺️☺️
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1 year
In public they criticize fallen tirris but in private they suck them like orphans 😂😂
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
I want to remind drinkers that Mpesa will be under maintenance from 12am - 4am. Please plan accordingly😂😂✌🏾✌🏾
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1 year
to give the bribe, which he quickly took and put in his pocket with a big smile. On it I had written. " YOU CAN SERVE WITHOUT EXPECTING A BRIBE".😂😂 #copied
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5 months
A luo prayer without " Gik molos gi Iwet dhano" or " Chuowa sindan maling'ling' " is not a complete prayer🤲🫴🏻
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
If you haven’t been calling or texting me through out the year,please take your Christmas message to Bethlehem✌️🙄
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
Social media is the reason why some of us have not succumbed to depression and mental instability. Ukiona tukipost mara mia nane kwa siku na tukicomment na kucheka na strangers ata hatujawai meet ni kama hatuna akili just let us be. We are just trying to be happy.🤗😊
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3 years
Nobody hates corruption, we only hate the fact that we are not involved.
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6 months
Every person has a purpose in life, and indeed I found mine when I became a nurse🫶 To many more birthday celebration 🍾🎉, care, empathy and much love ❤️ Happiest 39th Birthday to me🥳🥳 #debbyat39
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4 years
Dating a financially stable woman is a blessing, when she says “I love you” you know it comes from the heart not because of an empty stomach. 😒🤦‍♂️
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2 years
Brand New slightly used girlfriend before and after aromat😂😂😂😂😂
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3 years
Another day to remind you that if you marry the wrong person your hell is gonna begin here on Earth ✌🏾😊
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Debby🇰🇪
8 months
Parents,are you aware that your public secondary school child has a comprehensive medical cover courtesy of the government? I bet most of you don't know. Edu Afya- Health Public Secondary Cover Your son or daughter has a comprehensive Health Cover for Public Secondary school…
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8 months
Rate my Crochet skills😊😊 I even made myself a crochet short 🤭🤭 #nurselife 🫶
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Debby🇰🇪
2 years
According to a study 80% of men look at the woman's breasts when they meet for the first time. I thought you should know 🤭
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Debby🇰🇪
11 months
@njambifever We appreciate your efforts but the mothers part was not necessary when it comes to dealing with grown a$$ adults 😒
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Debby🇰🇪
1 year
Hospitals don't use first come first served as a mode of operation. Instead they use a triaging system that determines what's non urgent routine, urgent, emergency. No way you'll get seen for cough if there is a gasping patient. The more you learn the more patient you become🤗
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
After lockdown, remember who checked on you....texted you, supported you.......they are worth your time
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4 years
Make sure you include your height on your Twitter bio. We're tired of meeting penguins 🐧🐧 We're not in Madagascar.
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6 months
Damn! I make 39 look soo good🎉🎉🎉🎉 #debbyat39
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2 years
Me in a car: This bodaboda guys are so chaotic 😒 Me on a bodaboda: Pita hapo katikati kuna space😂😂😂
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3 years
Being a lady is hard, they invite you for a meal kumbe you are also on the menu😂😂 Nothing is for free #GoodBye2020
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2 months
Life without connections can make you look like you are not serious... May God Give you more connections..
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
If your mum is no more, my mother is our mum. ❤️ Happy mothers day!
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Debby🇰🇪
4 months
Heavenly father please touch the body of the person reading this with healing and peace... Touch their finances and open new doors. ❤😊🙏🏼
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Debby🇰🇪
4 months
Accountability feels like an attack when you are not ready to take responsibility😕
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
According to @_fels1 , how many condoms are u gonna wear😏🙄🙄
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
Let's pray for Kibaki The only President who had the Country at heart and if you have time remember Raila. 🥴
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Debby🇰🇪
2 years
If @WilliamsRuto went mute for a whole week, some people will lack content 😂😂 @gabrieloguda I’m not addressing you 😏
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3 years
Sexual satisfaction is a personal responsibility✌️✌️ ~ @_fels1
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6 months
I've already alerted the fire department, so go ahead and light those candles 🎉🎉🎉🎉 To me and my mates, Happiest Birthday ❤️🎉
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3 years
Stingy men association heading for the men’s conference
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6 months
"No matter how sick a man is, his manhood must acknowledge the arrival of a beautiful Lady."😁 -Samburu Proverb
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2 years
It's funny how everyone thinks they give good sex😁🚮
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Debby🇰🇪
4 years
Mtu husemaje akiambiwa "i love you" kwa phone na ako kwa mat?mimi nimesema "pamoja"😂😂
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4 years
One day u will have enough money to settle all your bills n enjoy life! Dont shout Amen, wake up n go hustle 🙄🙄
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Debby🇰🇪
2 years
One of these days I’m gonna visit a man and remain there😒😒 My people will bring my clothes later🫠
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Debby🇰🇪
3 years
Its another wknd for…….. “Nizalie Mtoto, siwezi shindwa kulea:" from👇👇 A man who tells you, "Weka laini ya Airtel nikupigie." 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️
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Debby🇰🇪
1 year
A Luo prayer without “Gik malos gi lwet dhano” is not a complete prayer 😁😁 Ifikie @Thriving_luos
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4 years
When I was growing up all I wanted was a man for myself😊😊 but now am all grown n I realised sharing is caring😆😆😆...
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Debby🇰🇪
5 months
I popped out of the Expressway at Mlolongo feeling mighty proud of myself last week. The stereo in my fancy second hand European sedan was oozing class, and I had my right elbow cocked on the window like a Kenyan with political aspirations. To my left, on the poverty lane, sat…
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Debby🇰🇪
2 years
Kama mimi ni mpenzi wako, ni’posti tu hata kama nina sura mbaya; hata maji machafu huzima moto 😂😂✌️
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Debby🇰🇪
1 year
Stop using siliva for lubrication as your chances of getting herpes is increased many folds, use the recommeded sure lubricant for friction less intercourse🤌
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Debby🇰🇪
1 year
Marry a woman that will secretly lay hands on your head and pray for you while you're asleep 💤
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