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@samjxnes
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7 years
A gift from me to you this years Christmas TV schedule with all relevant films ur all welcome !!!!!! 🎥🎄🎅🏼✨🎁
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@samjxnes
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6 years
The parents from outnumbered are now DATING IN REAL LIFE after both of their marriages broke down and I don’t know why this makes me so happy
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@samjxnes
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2 years
i’m a outlaw
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@samjxnes
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3 years
the daily mail drafting an article about how meghan markle placed a hex on prince philip as we speak!
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@samjxnes
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3 years
insert pun about balls here x
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@samjxnes
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2 years
if u told me a year ago i’d be at the gym on christmas eve i’d have laughed in ur face
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@samjxnes
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2 years
who’s sleigh am I guiding tonight then 😌
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@samjxnes
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2 years
everybody loves the twins 🥥🥥
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@samjxnes
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3 years
fresh trim n gym 🤠
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@samjxnes
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11 months
just came to sunderland’s local gay bar where the cleaner has been shoved behind the bar because they’re short staffed 😭😭 she’s pouring me a double vodka lemonade and going ‘tell me when’ then she only charges me £4.50
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@samjxnes
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3 years
chest day really has me in a chokehold these days
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@samjxnes
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2 years
5 deadly terms used by a woman xx
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@samjxnes
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2 years
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@samjxnes
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3 years
cos I’m cold as fire baby hot as ice ❤️‍🔥
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@samjxnes
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2 years
4 3 im 2 fkin busy
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@samjxnes
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2 years
lil bit of arm progress😇
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@samjxnes
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3 years
when u got chess at 9 and the club at 10 x
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@samjxnes
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2 years
let’s split up and look for clues 👀
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@samjxnes
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2 years
obsessed w my new mirror
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@samjxnes
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2 years
hiya !
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@samjxnes
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2 years
ain’t no fenty but I glow x
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2 years
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@samjxnes
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4 years
‘it’s like an hour away from newcastle’ story of my LIFE 😂😂😂
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@samjxnes
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3 years
Mood
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@samjxnes
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2 years
i was forced to post this
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@samjxnes
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2 years
fan me off im hot hot hot
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@samjxnes
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2 years
i want what they have x
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2 years
this video is a cinematic masterpiece it had everyone in shambles when it dropped
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@samjxnes
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1 year
manchester weather 🩵 it was blue skies when i left
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@samjxnes
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2 years
hiya x
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@samjxnes
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3 years
how am I meant to go to school tomorrow and face 28 children and parents looking like harry potter
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@samjxnes
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2 years
🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼
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@samjxnes
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2 years
♠️
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@samjxnes
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2 years
🤠
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2 years
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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@samjxnes
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2 years
anyone got an iron x
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2 years
getting everyone on the vodka blackcurrant and waters one person at a time xx
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@samjxnes
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2 years
late one
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@samjxnes
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2 years
very in my wearing vests to the gym era x
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@samjxnes
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3 years
playing cupid x
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2 years
it’s the plaster mark for me x
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2 years
shivered my tits off but we move x
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@samjxnes
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2 years
hello london babyyyy 🐸
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@samjxnes
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4 years
the way this video lives in my mind rent free
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@samjxnes
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2 years
monday nights are always a killer x
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@samjxnes
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2 years
red to filth ❤️‍🔥
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2 years
it’s being asked if i’m ken all night for me x
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@samjxnes
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1 year
fireman sam saves the day
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1 year
alexa play burnin up by jessie j
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@samjxnes
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2 years
trying not to be so hard on myself *all* of the time
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2 years
pride season over im resigning now x
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2 years
very rare appearance from me at the gym before 10am
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2 years
outfit is really giving bratz surfer cameron and i’m living x
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2 years
sweating out my sins x
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2 years
check hunter x
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@samjxnes
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1 year
bulking season is ovvver gurl im through
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@samjxnes
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3 years
this is exactly how we should remember sarah, an absolute icon
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@samjxnes
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2 years
just appreciating my shirt a lil bit more x
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@samjxnes
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2 years
my new water bottle is looking camp right in the eye
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@samjxnes
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2 years
whatcha think about that !
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@samjxnes
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3 years
today’s mood honey
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@samjxnes
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2 years
only spent £15 ln i acc feel so rich today x
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2 years
alexa play coconuts xo
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2 years
the yellow pages x
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@samjxnes
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2 years
the drunk eyes have been worn with pride once again all weekend x
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@samjxnes
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3 years
catch me at the red light district ❤️‍🔥
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2 years
she’s only gone n bagged herself a job in manchester !!! 🤠
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@samjxnes
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3 years
bottomless brunch or me spending 90 mins saying u fancy another ?
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2 years
lovely terrace shame it’s 0 degrees x
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2 years
i’m in heaven x
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2 years
maybe red is my colour ??
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2 years
⛓⛓ whips n chains
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3 years
legs out for leg day x
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2 years
fresh trim n gym I luvvv wednesdays !!!
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@samjxnes
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3 years
already got my gym outfit laid out on ma bed ready to go luv
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2 years
🗿🗿
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@samjxnes
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2 years
my top: me: I have no idea what the fuck she’s saying but girl I’m living
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1 year
getting the girls out !
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2 years
hiya !
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@samjxnes
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3 years
last of the summer wine 💦
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2 years
wednesday club ⛓
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@samjxnes
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2 years
i think i’m losing my… mind !
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@samjxnes
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7 years
This woman is where I aspire to be in 40 years time
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@samjxnes
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2 years
turns out i’m goin to hell !
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3 years
it’s giving lollipop lady x
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3 years
pint of serotonin pls 🤠
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@samjxnes
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4 years
how has it been 10 years since this legendaric performance pls she was THE moment
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