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In 2011, the New York Times described samcorb as "the fattiest pastry in all of Europe."

New York, New York
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@samcorb
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Perhaps my gayest moment to date
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his time is now
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“So pick ME. Choose ME. Love ME. Gobble ME, swallow ME, drip down the side of ME.”
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oh no
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I Naur What You Did Last Summer
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“O Holy Night” is Christianity’s “Defying Gravity”
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making jokes on twitter while the last remnants of democracy crumble around us
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I thought u guys said he was closeted
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we need a barb on the supreme court
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opening the sex party with a land acknowledgement
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is this moonlight
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revisiting some of the greatest tweets of all time
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"My daddy Pennsylvania, momma from Pennsylvania, You mix that Pennsyl with a Vania I am from Pennylvaniaaaa"
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Black Friday Small Business Saturday Palm Sunday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday Ash Wednesday Thirsty Thursday Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
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I hope this email finds you still feeling small when you stand beside the ocean
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Brandon’s gofundme needs some more love, guys.
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OFFICIAL BRANDON SAENZ MEDICAL FUND, organisiert von Melissa Green

My name is Melissa Green and I am the mother of Brandon Saenz.  Brandon i… Melissa Green braucht deine Unterstützung für OFFICIAL BRANDON SAENZ MEDICAL FUND

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Brandon Saenz, 26, was shot in the left eye by @DallasPD Saturday night by a rubber bullet. He lost the eye, several teeth & had facial fractures that required several surgeries. His presser just wrapped, is demanding action from @ChiefHallDPD . Story forthcoming @CourthouseNews
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The DNC Platform Committee
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My friend and I were talking about how there is some sort of dumpling in almost every culture. What is the dumpling of your cultural origin?
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how you dune
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When you're kinky, but on a budget
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big supernaturals
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giant milf ghosties
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When my therapist says “Let’s unpack that...”
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This take is ableist, sexist, homophobic, hypnotic, funky fresh
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much to think about
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Put her on The View
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Billy Porter is wonderful, but the fact that he’s the only aspect of POSE that gets regularly recognized by awards shows is so telling
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still one of the greatest philosophical minds of our time
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she skinned nina west 😔
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What on earth is she wearing
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no one has ever been more submissive or breedable
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maddy morphosis
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Crystal Methyd has never started a sentence knowing how she’s going to finish it
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honestly the ep was rude enough to mhi’ya we didn’t also need to include the clip of her misunderstanding the bit
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I don’t care this was genius #DragRace
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Roxxxy Andrews ten seconds before she realized what was happening
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when the person you’re subtweeting DMs you
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is he... you know...
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I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean
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BREAKING: Normani joins the voice cast of the Super Mario movie as “the sound when Mario goes down a pipe”!
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Charli XCX is short for Charles Xaviercharlesxavier
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fleets
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An Extremely Gucci Movie
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This woman has a medical degree…
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legs and hips and
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“Hello, I’m Kate Middleton and I’m alive and well! I also have 3,000 Le Creusets that we cannot sell and that I am giving away to my biggest fans for free. Click the link below to find out more!”
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Why lie this was og drag race. And she was rupaul asf 😭😭
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Do a wellness check on your friends who have both 🥺 and 🤪 in their most-used emojis
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i saw goody proctor with the devil anon pls
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they radicalized me
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2018 resolution: greet each new challenge with the enthusiasm of Orson Welles begrudgingly shilling for Peeps
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there has been one Sasha Velour moment since the Sasha Velour moment and it’s Carmen Farala’s wet look reveal in the Drag Race España finale lip sync
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This was a Sasha Velour moment... Sapphira's gonna have nightmares of balloons like Shea had of rose petals... 😭 #DragRace
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🎵So let me get this straight, wait, ME want cookie? 🎵
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It really is amazing that Gal Gadot is so statuesque and beautiful that no one has ever even considered asking her to act well
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Sam Elliott is not an
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“Three bucks, two bags, one me… say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?”
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First look at Timothee Chalamet as Bob Dylan filming “A Complete Unknown ” in NYC Today 📸: DIGGZY #acompleteunknown
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Allowing Deja to do her Snatch Game impression again, just to remind us how a barely adequate impression was good enough to win the challenge, feels…bad
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… I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this is truly the funniest thing I’ve seen in years
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jennifer slopez.
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Well, fuck.
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oh the check cleared
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BREAKING: Anna Wintour announces that this year's Met Gala theme will be MISS PIGGY: HER LIFE AND TIMES. "It's honestly embarrassing that we haven't honored her sooner," she said in a statement. "Can you name another woman with as much style, charisma, and upper body strength?"
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After last night, there’s only one candidate I trust to bravely lead America into the future
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Why would she need to tweet when “Liability” lives rent-free in our heads
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Shuga every single week on Drag Race
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In every gay relationship, one of you is the Jigglypuff and one of you is the Clefairy
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the only super bowl i need
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Annie Lennox did Sinead proud in every way.
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America is worth celebrating SPECIFICALLY for being the country in which Tandi Iman Dupree performed this stunt, at the 2001 Miss Gay Black America pageant
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Can’t wait for AOC to perform a citizen’s arrest on Rupaul mid-runway tonight for his fracking-related crimes against nature
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The Night King to Arya
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"I'm Mr. Sterling's right hand arm... man. I'm his confidante, his best friend, his me espresso..." "His what?" "His me espresso." "Is that what he calls you?" "No."
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Our dryer deciding if it’s going to actually dry the clothes today
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Because they’re 6’5”
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Excerpt: Why are Giraffes mostly homosexual? -
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who is she
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no idea who's going to win rupaul's drag race: the competition, but ra'jah, silky, trinity, and sonique already won rupaul's drag race: the television show
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five hundred twenty five thousand thirty to fifty feral hogs
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this is what i imagine ketamine feels like
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gay elder millennials this is a red fucking alert
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Summer fun! 🏖️♥️ Private island all tested negative multiple times (except for Beth) wear a mask ♥️
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Cis women putting their pronouns in their bio
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My new year’s resolution is to stop loudly telling people that I want the reductress stock photo model to turn me into a sock puppet
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How to Impress Your Sugar Daddy by Reading an Analog Clock:
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Annie canonically inspiring the New Deal will never not be hilarious
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Emily, arriving in Paris
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I'm not saying that I'm the best gay person ever to have lived, but a coworker DID just ask me "What's that movie... two sisters... one of them's blonde?" to which I responded without hesitation, "Cameron Diaz Toni Collette In Her Shoes Shirley MacLaine," and was correct.
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I've done a lot of terrible things in my life, but at least I've never posted or viewed a Facebook Story
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This is the worst combination of things I’ve ever seen
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this was my Heartstopper
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i am losing my goddamn mind
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me every ten seconds at work today
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