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How to decline a Thanksgiving invitation due to the pandemic

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“I got another poem”

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Gregg lovvveeedddd him some NeNe 😔

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@Katchin05 something about writing on the wall next to your bunk bed makes me feel like these girls are young, adults sure, but still very young.

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Accidentally replied “God morning” to my grandma and she said “SAY THAT!” 🥲

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keke is the funniest woman across all continents

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Listen! @KekePalmer has had a change of heart about Rose in Titanic and has a message for Kate Winslet 🥶

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lmfao last season was so fucking bleak they had to drop a new season IMMEDIATELY. baby the experiment doesn't work, let's try something new (as I click play)

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She’s so crazzzzzyyyyyy!! Love her!

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It’s this pose

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this is my favorite nascar driver i discovered less than an hour ago, Bubba Wallace.

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@MrLawson gotta reset your algorithm because how did you even come across this lol

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Mary is doing all this side work for Jason as a friend? For free? #sellingsunset

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A stranger yelled that my ass was fat and while I can’t encourage that behavior obviously I did say “you see it” in my head

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petsitting for my parents and my dad cooked chicken, rice, green beans, and sweet potatoes for the dog. they did not leave me any food.

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Funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t explain it because you just have to already have to knowledge inside of you

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This is the craziest IG ad I’ve ever seen. Losing my mind at the photoshop

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The idea of going to a party that “starts” at 10pm sounds like a completely different life at this point.

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the older I get the more I understand my dad’s obsession with wanting a reclining chair

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do rich people know they can use their money to solve these problems?

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when cece and jess get high on their chill day in and jess says “hey!? Remember Coach? Where is he?”

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😭😭😭 ok.

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the only pranks I can really tolerate are the ones Winston does on New Girl. Anything else, no thanks

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They said wtf more do you need to know?!

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This is still so so so funny to me what an odd scene I had to make it my header

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I get so annoyed when people don’t even make an attempt at something on their own before bothering me especially if I have to google it like ok you could have done this yourself

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There’s something off about Zaneb but there’s something a little off about everyone on Love is Blind S3 isn’t there

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every second of this is gold

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There will never be another one quite like her #RHOA

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I do all my work emails at once but I schedule them to send throughout the day so people don’t reply before I’m ready to deal with them

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3 years

Yes it’s November so here’s a hallmark Christmas movie alert! record exec Ashleigh Murray gets laid off and goes home for Christmas to see mom Loretta Devine and has a second chance romance with Luke James of course! Who wouldn’t?! (Christmas in Harmony)

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watching a hallmark romance where a big city real estate developer, aly michalka, is sent to a small town to convince local eligible bachelor, chad michael murray, to sell his beachfront property. Movies are BACK!

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there’s an age that I think is too old to be in the love island villa and it starts with a 3

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@saritanoelle Me meeting Jonah

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yet again Netflix has assembled the horniest people on earth!

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We're doubling the prize for Too Hot To Handle Season 3 — we're also doubling the temptations... Coming January 19

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This may seem like an innocuous tweet but actually it’s an age test

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Let’s settle this once and for all. Who’s the hotter white boy? Penn Badgley Jack Harlow (Gossip Girl/You) (Rapper)

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@cynfinite I love their channel. He was weeping listening to Tupac for the first time too

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Lmao Pete over in Calabasas like

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chrishell blacked out at that dinner “you should fire her” “she can’t sell a house if her life depended on it” I was taken aback

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iyanna and natalie from love is blind season 2 doing a rush hour Halloween costume together is so cute lol

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@probablynotaspy @helen This is great work

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Thinking about this skirt Chelsea wore this season of Selling Sunset

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What does someone who makes >40 million a year know about reality lol

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Disney CEO Bob Iger Says Writers and Actors Are Not Being 'Realistic' With Strikes: 'It's Very Disturbing to Me'

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Toby drawing the cool S lmao painfully 22 #LoveIsland

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“You know they eat the hottest ones first. Let me back my tasty ass up.”

#blkcreatives netwrk🏁

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2 years

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of this show?

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Thinking about these young ladies

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@cynfinite You know what? He’s right! Let me take that message to heart

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this you?

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Man I love when a woman in a movie is trying to make partner! I hope she gets it even though her priorities shift and it’s not her dream anymore her real dream is a man

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RIP to the best Husband 😔 Gregg’s lil toilet mug lmao

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@BeeBabs I cannot figure out what she wants aside from attention

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Never thought I’d see the day

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Sometimes I hate when authors describe outfits. Why is this beautiful woman wearing gladiator sandals?

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4 years

No presidents just vibes

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So nobody won the presidency yet?

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New eps up! #loveisblind3

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Did you know Bartise is selling IG/Tiktok likes & comments?!

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Just giggled thinking about greg saying “prove it” to tom

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A workplace romance on Hallmark! She OF COURSE goes back to her hometown, gets a job at her old HS, and falls in love while saving the art department. But there’s a grant in London… will she go?

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truly believe these two are fucking like rabbits

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love christine and how she wears a single lace glove and pretends to be “afraid to go into the office” #sellingsunset

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@BeeBabs Why are they having such mean thoughts about this hypothetical future woman?

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I’m actually obsessed with this movie. Everyone else is making movies from their “twisted minds” but the real twists come from the heart and soul

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From the heart and soul of Jennifer Lopez comes This Is Me…Now: A Love Story, directed by Dave Meyers. On Prime Video February 16.

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@BeeBabs “Something had to go” and they decided it had to be writing?!

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adam mosseri said maybe if your fucking friendships made them some fucking money they'd give you your little pictures back

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tweets shouldn’t be permanent imagine a complete stranger coming up to you at the grocery store to talk about something you said 8 years ago

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2 years

Another Hallmark movie! And guess what? In this one jobless woman leaves her small town in Nebraska for the Big Apple™️ (subletting in the west village) and falls in love with an unemployed journalist (don't worry, he's wealthy). Unique for the network!!!

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This is my favorite part

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Y'all don't remember Ginuwine's 106 & Park performance from back in the day. He been a hilarious performer 😂

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Everyone y’all are arguing with on here is under 19

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Temp dropped so I can finally start

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she's right to say it! Samantha wouldn't be mad at that the same way she would have hopped on a plane for that funeral

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Kim Cattrall reacts to the #AndJustLikeThat storyline in which Samantha got mad that Carrie stopped paying her to be Carrie’s publicist. “Well, that feels different than the Samantha that I played.”

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In what sense?

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@BeeBabs And to say you don’t apologize for it because you meant it?! Where did he expect her to go from there

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@BeeBabs Can’t stop thinking about the one spending her student coins just to end up on FaceTime him while he’s in bed with another woman anyway

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Please don’t ‘not like other girls’ me! I’m every woman

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I have no memory of season 8 and I’ll probably forget when it’s over but I know Cynthia’s sister was living for Peter’s cheating lol she felt vindicated finally

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Hallmark decided that lesbians can celebrate Christmas now! Cute fake dating romance 💘 they connect a lil over astrology 🤪 (it’s on peacock temporarily 🙄 they remove the new movies after a few days now)

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Standing on my balcony to give unsolicited weather reports to my friends

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@1followernodad that really dark blue that you think is black until you put it next to something that’s actually black.

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In what way?

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comfrey is one of the newest names out there

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jamie foxx comments on every single one of tom holland's ig posts

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Sometimes people just turn 34. No one really knows why but it DOES happen and today it happened to me! Be careful.

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@BeeBabs Then to ask again “but am I invited” 😔

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The music for Christine is like “I’m rich you want me you can’t have me I’m expensive I don’t care everyone’s just jealous” and the music for Chrishell is like “watch out world it’s a new me you’ve never seen me like this before”

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@cynfinite When he showed up undercover to the gay bar and called himself an aberzombie fashioniste

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@BeeBabs I did not know what he sounded like before now lmao

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Kendall is really losing it!! Fnskdnsknd Greg saying “he’s so annoying” and he’s right!

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every day just feels like when Bella was sitting in her room after Edward left and she spent all her time sending constant emails to Alice

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@BeeBabs My favorite is “I wish I could change this reality” would only be better with a sad face

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Amanza looks so silly with this text message situation. you don’t need to “call someone out” for them saying “stay out of my business” lol

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Stay out of women’s BUSINESS (Peter still be in women’s business now!)

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3 years

I rarely rewatch gossip girl anymore but when I do I just watch blair and dan’s relationship arc

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The lady on the news said “it’s going to be a big movie for weekend goers” and I knew what she meant but she didn’t correct herself at all they just moved on lol love it

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@karlogan_ everyone's relationships sound so miserable on here

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