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@runwayinchicago

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@runwayinchicago
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4 years
it should bother you that some people have more money than they could ever hope to spend in one life time, and other people starve to death
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if Trisha Paytas has enough babies we might be able to end the monarchy
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I’m so obsessed with this response
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3 years
‘how will your tattoos look on your wedding day’ um? Sick probably?? Thanks for asking
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2 months
imagine protesting AGAINST a hate crime act and still thinking you’re the good guys
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Alistair Grant
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Protest against the Hate Crime Act outside the Scottish Parliament.
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4 years
can we stop acting like COVID and suicide are in some kind of weird morbid competition with each other
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3 years
look for the girl with the broken smile
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‘Once in a lifetime’ he is 43,000 years old we’ll be doing this shit again before 2040
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A once in a lifetime chance to watch the coronation of a king with the world. Celebrate with @AndersonCooper live from Buckingham Palace. The Coronation of King Charles III, special coverage begins Saturday at 5 a.m. ET on CNN
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3 years
It’s bi awareness week. Be aware of me. I could be anywhere
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4 years
TW: drugs maybe I’m just a loser but I really hate this trend at the moment of turning drugs into some kind of quirky ‘accessory’ and not addictive substances that ruin people’s mental health, lives and relationships with others
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2 years
a woman in my work pronounced ‘testosterone’ like ‘minestrone’ the other day and it hasn’t left my mind since
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3 years
a random man just messaged me his hotel room number in Glasgow and said ‘your move’, 1 like and I’ll send a tuna melt to his room and make him pay for it
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1 year
because tonight will be the night that I will fall for EU
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christopher macarthur-boyd - SCARY TIMES '24 TOUR
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finally… Scotland’s First Minister is an emo… first order of business, Hellfire is back open
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I went to my first pride today and I can’t say anything about it that isn’t totally cliche and cringe but this made me cry on the spot
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2 months
Headings on the 25 emails you receive from Ticketmaster before the event: URGENT *Action Needed* Important Information The email: you have a ticket
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2 years
I am so happy to share a bathroom with trans women. Who I DON’T want to meet in a bathroom are middle aged gender critical women who are obsessed with other peoples genitals and have no basic understanding of science. They can pee outside
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3 years
can’t think of a bigger red flag than grown men openly saying they ‘hate’ Greta Thunberg
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3 years
tonight in Hootenanny’s in Glasgow I met a pretty girl who gave me a kiss goodbye and the bouncer asked us to ‘step outside because the whole pub was watching’. He then said I had the wrong idea when I said this sounded homophobic after a straight couple at the table next to us-
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8 months
genuinely no hate because I’m both like he’s so right this has made me giggle
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1 year
just moved everything on my bed onto my chair to deal with tomorrow and said ‘a problem chaired is a problem halved’ and honestly I’m devastated no one got to hear it
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3 years
‘Innocent until proven guilty’ doesn’t really apply when 20+ people have said they’ve had the same experience with someone btw
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3 years
I am worried for people’s mental health. I am also glad we are in lockdown for the safety of others. Those things can and should co exist!!!
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2 years
babies are being murdered in Argyle Street TK Maxx???
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2 months
@yungbeefcake this man wants a CHILD 😭😭😭
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1 year
No, the people who are deviants are the adults who take advantage of children not having the language to explain abuse. It’s IMPORTANT that children know how to communicate about their bodies. Telling a primary school child that they have nipples is not ‘appalling’
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2 years
Harry laying the ground work to play Ibrox
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Harry Styles.
11 years
RIP Baroness Thatcher .x
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4 years
I laugh every time I think about Robert Smith saying this
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5 years
this is what a UTI feels like
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A look inside a tree that has been struck by lightning.
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1 year
me dipping a pizza crunch in the Clyde
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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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5 years
Theresa May walking into a chamber of her MPs
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4 years
when I look at a millionaire I think of all the people they’ve stepped on to get there. Some people have so much money they LITERALLY are unable to spend it, and other people don’t have a roof over their head. I have never been able to wrap my head around that
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3 years
a policeman in East Kilbride ran a pensioner over and she lost both her legs as a result. He was fined £1,800 and got 7 penalty points :) and that’s it :)
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2 months
Toby Carvery
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Without saying Toby Maguire can you name, a famous Toby?? 🤔
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1 year
this is just absolutely bleak
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Serving London Metropolitan Police officer David Carrick admits multiple offences including more than 20 rapes against 12 women over two decades
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Sex education at this age is a safety issue. Conservatives are so worried about the fake boogeyman in the bathroom they’ve now completely removed any chance of children recognising dangers that are often found in their own homes. People celebrating this is very concerning.
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🚨 NEW: The Tories will ban schools from teaching children under 9 sex education [ @Telegraph ]
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4 years
sharing my tattoos again because I’m still obsessed @FrankIero @gerardway @raytoro @mikeyway @MCRofficial
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3 years
going clubbing is not a human right, please stop comparing your inability to visit a busy night club to people suffering actual human rights abuses and removal of rights
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The Associated Press
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BREAKING: The Vatican blasts sex change surgery, surrogacy and gender theory as grave threats to human dignity
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4 years
you say billionaire and I’m hearing parasite
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1 year
it HAS to be this one
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1 year
imagine you’re having a bad day here and you hope on the mystery bus and it takes you to East Kilbride
@JohnHyphen
🌱John Hyphen🚲
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not only is public transport free in Brussels, but they even have a bus called "Not The 48" which takes you to a mystery location if you're feeling a bit down or you just don't have anything to do that day something for other cities to consider
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dude who invented yapping
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Girls notes app be like: - grocery lists - childhood trauma - travel plans - draft breakup text - baby names - situationships - appointment reminders - gut-wrenching paragraphs about worst life experiences - deepest darkest fears - passwords
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3 years
kissed the ENTIRE NIGHT with tongues out and boob groping? Not a word said? But one kiss between two women with hands kept to ourselves was in his words ‘too steamy’. What a world man, scunnered
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there were days when I arrived at uni, saw this hill and turned right back around for the train home so Godspeed to this man
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2023 UCI Cycling World Championships
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*Admin cries into sandwich* @mathieuvdpoel making Montrose Street look like the flat...🥴
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it’s not a judgement on using them, but I really don’t like that it’s become some kind of skins inspired trend that makes drug use seem more glamorous, it’s so irresponsible
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4 years
RuPaul literally just saying he let a man drown outside his house
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2 years
if you are stressed out by this just wait till you hear about what was done to Marilyn Monroe while she was alive
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Marilyn Monroe’s iconic dress has reportedly been damaged after being worn by Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala. The dress now shows signs of tearing, and several crystals are either missing or hanging off of it.
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18 year old me watching orange is the new black for ‘the plot’: the plot:
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@drewrhyde I know 😭😭 honestly quite iconic
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3 years
she JUST turned 17 two weeks ago! That’s a WAIN sir!!!
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EXCLUSIVE: Stephen Bear, 31, pictured with secret girlfriend Tia McAlister, 17, hours after his arrest
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1 year
wait people do actually go and see Chris Brown 😭😭 I thought you were all kidding
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3 years
this ‘queerbaiting’ discourse has become the snake that eats its own tail by assuming every interaction women have together, no matter how small, is somehow ‘sexual’ or for the male gaze, which is in itself homophobic and misogynistic
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‘if we have another lockdown there will be more suicides’ like first of all suicide isn’t some weird anti-lockdown trump card you can just pull out at random
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2 years
fuck around / find out
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3 years
had a reply from Hootenanny’s, it’s being investigated and while this happens the bouncer won’t be working there. Grateful that they’ve moved quickly on it!
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completely innocent and this whole situation turned it into some weird dirty thing as if we were doing it as some kind of spectacle. It’s made me feel about 2 foot tall and I can’t stop crying honestly GRIM
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4 years
just to clarify, this person is annoyed that the second most spoken language after English isn’t... also English? How would that work? English the 2nd? English part 2, electric boogaloo?
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my costume this year was person who is cold in their own home
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3 years
he then turned it round on me saying he was ‘protecting us from getting letched on’ but why is the burden of that on me?! He said if we wanted to continue we had to step outside and not ‘put on a show’ which was basically an invitation to leave lmao
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feel I should also add that as someone who doesn’t drink I’m completely aware when an action crosses the line and there was no way this kiss was inappropriate compared to the straight couples there
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1 year
those lice are STARVING
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Andrew Tate describes inhumane living conditions inside Romanian prison as he awaits sex trafficking trial: “They are trying to break me. Thrown inside a cell without light. Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night.”
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4 years
Andrew Lloyd Webber making a tiktok about My Chemical Romance wasn’t on my 2020 bingo
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It's one thing to create an iconic set of chords, it's another to make one note iconic? @mcrofficial
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TW: rape what an absolutely bizarre stance this man decided to take. ‘I might be a rapist but at least I’m ‘’British’’?!?!
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5 years
I’ve just witnessed a fucking murder
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3 years
alt-right men trying to make themselves enjoy Mumford and Sons because that one guy read an anti-antifa book
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3 years
does she… you know… own the pride flag bag from Flying Tiger
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4 years
no, in fact I know I’m not a loser this shit is not normal no matter how engrained it is in our culture. Please be careful out there and even if you use drugs regularly, you don’t know everything and you aren’t invincible.
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1 year
as an actual threat to the safety of women, he’s well qualified to decide this
@wizbates
Liz Bates
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Alex Salmond tells Sky Nicola Sturgeon’s stance on trans rights was a damaging misstep that threatened safety of women
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2 years
Actually overall I’m happy to share a bathroom with anyone who isn’t thinking about other peoples genitals full stop
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@elliotecho it’s actually so endearing like all the gross messages I get on apps this has made my day
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4 years
I just don’t think we talk about 90s Brian Molko enough
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4 years
I went to the beach yesterday without shaving under my arms and I was so self conscious. Deans wee niece went ‘you have hair under your arms’ and I said ‘yes I do’ and she just went ‘do you want a crisp’ 🤣 kids are so sound, I wish adults were that unbothered
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if you ever see me reposting/interacting with someone who has abused you, and you feel comfortable telling me, please let me know so I can block them, in this house we don’t big up abusers x
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a woman outside Sainsbury’s actually said to me ‘don’t get any more tattoos especially not on your arms because they’ll look bad with your wedding dress’ as if I’m going to be wearing a dress and not a suit
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@lyshiihobbit yeah I 100% agree with that too, the way people with addictions are demonised but middle class people who base their personalities around gin are just seen as funny ‘drunk auntie’ types
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tw // infected piercing, stigmata, lost dog, disappointing first time, calling a priest hot - - - - - u gys wont believe wht im doing rn
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4 years
who is your spice guy
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4 years
interesting how the government rushing everyone back to ‘normal’ is somehow the public’s fault
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UK public has ‘relaxed too much’ and should take coronavirus very seriously, says deputy chief medical officer
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3 years
an independent Scotland wouldn’t get 0 points at Eurovision
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3 years
obsessed with people doing photo shoots when they hand their dissertation in. I submitted mine electronically at 3 in the morning, sobbing, wearing a tshirt with soup on it
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I’m really glad these people now have 2 jokes instead of their usual 1
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3 years
ehhh is this not you mate? Can’t really build your platform off of punching down then get annoyed when someone calls you bald
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@Miklaineee @juniehatesyou @tosky_elnino @Leago_km @LightYagamiSA always taken too seriously when it doesn’t matter and not seriously enough when it does!!
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4 years
@_MariateTEA YES!!! There is NO such thing as an ethical billionaire, not while people are dying of abject poverty!!
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losers all of them
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2 years
@ChloeBurrows he just said to Paige he’s ready to settle down and then said to Danica he gets the nosebleeds after 18 months 😭 that’s not settling that’s a lease babe
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happy birthday @nlyonne thanks for being the hottest woman alive x
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3 years
caught in 4K
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@honeypunchxo these people have never heard the “lost all doubt in a chemical romance” lore and it SHOWS
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I do hate to admit it this was just a silly joke and I wasn’t planning to actually send anything but it turns out you can’t do it anyway so he was the only melt in the room last night x
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3 years
can we PLEASE move past using the term ‘selling your body’ when we talk about sex work/OF? No one is being SOLD. A person is not a commodity, they are not for ‘purchase’ it’s such a weird gross internally misogynistic take
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@GeorgeClements0 I’m seeing a lot of ‘if you just work hard enough you can make millions too’ which is... not correct
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3 years
identify as someone who cleans their nails please
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4 years
“we have guests, go get the fancy cups”
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4 years
me realising I can’t wear my hair up anymore cause I look like Jay from the inbetweeners
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1 year
So just to clarify, you are a man invading a woman’s space? Can we get that on record?
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Graham Linehan
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And me! I joined up!
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1 year
@vanillaspitt this is genuinely unbelievable wtf 😭
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1 year
this is their time to shine
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rushan ᴺᴹ 💋
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i miss when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭
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@spaceempress yeah honestly if I thought the people protesting were coming at this from that angle I could understand but these people for sure do not have enough critical thinking skills beyond ‘I now can’t hate crime LGBTQ+ people as easily’
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@lcfc_mike @yungbeefcake if you think Yoda isn’t ran through you’re wrong
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