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rudy betrayed

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hey if anyone finds an internet code to get raybans 90% off will you please tag me in a post about it with 46 other people

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my daughter just said: “why does the media air the looting but not the police brutality that continues to occur against the protestors. it’s as if they want to divide the citizens and inflame the problems we already have for ratings” she’s 18 months old

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rudy betrayed

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remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they’re talking about restructuring the whole market

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thinking about how it’s illegal for a therapist to have sex with a patient (because the power disparity makes it impossible for the patient to “consent”) but it’s legal for a cop to have sex with an inmate. in a jail cell

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rudy betrayed

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read the first letter of each emoji: 🍋🍊🍤🍆🍚

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ipa guys are like “try this beer, tastes terrible right? isn’t that awesome?”

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oh god oh fuck

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this is absolutely appalling. my whole life i thought taco bell grew their beans in a local organic garden where they were picked fresh every morning

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lmao

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what the fuck

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my grandpa died a couple years ago and my grandma (83) started dating again. she goes to the same bar in south florida thursday-sunday every week where old single people go to dance over thanksgiving she said “my boyfriend died again”. this happens about once a month

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wow i see why they call it the wendy city

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i’ve heard of direct marketing but this is insane

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rudy betrayed

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this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $10. i told her that for withdraws less than $100 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $1000 in $10 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $10, gave me $990 and said “deposit this”

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rudy betrayed

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3 months

The Nickelodeon Super Bowl rocks lmao. 49ers dropped a pass and a banner popped up on the screen that said FIRMLY GRASP IT❗️

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rudy betrayed

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4 months

i always presearch tweets to make sure it’s original when a banger materializes in my brain. alas, this tweet has been twote

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rudy betrayed

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There’s no fucking way that “we’re having a serious problem” in Dutch is just: “we hebben een serieus probleem”

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We hebben een serieus probleem met de politieke ontwikkelingen mbt de dwangwet en ik hoop dat dat de komende dagen kan worden opgelost.

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rudy betrayed

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6 months

there is nothing more entertaining than a guy just getting bonked. the three stooges knew this

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@BornAKang

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Looney tunes ass injury

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rudy betrayed

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4 years

what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you’d be like “i’m holden berries” and everyone would think you’re holding berries lmaoooo

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He fired this one off 30 minutes before the Iowa caucus started. He won 0 delegates. Funniest Hail Mary ever lol

Vivek Ramaswamy

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4 months

There are two genders. And no, a man cannot become a woman. Iowa, I’m asking for your vote tonight. 🇺🇸

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rudy betrayed

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some people were doubting that this happened. i told my 18 month old daughter about that and she said “whatever, the basic fact about the media in the tweet are true, so shut up. PS: i am real. i am an 18 month old girl and i said this”

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rudy betrayed

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The walmart employee after he tells me the rifle is $700 and I point it at him and say “looks free to me”

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3 years

roses are red megan thee stallion

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rudy betrayed

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Air guitar is for children. It’s a joke, you’re not actually showing whether you can play guitar. Air drumming on the other hand is a display of skill. You can actually tell when someone knows what they’re doing. And it’s a very effective way to attract a mate

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I think about this video often. Men are amazing :)

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She stops scratching my back: okay 30 minutes is long enough Me:

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rudy betrayed

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bernie “the hall monitor” sanders preventing us all from experiencing the only fight on the senate floor since the caning of charles sumner, 1856

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A fight nearly breaks out in the U.S. Senate

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they never should’ve let a libra moderate a debate between a gemini and a scorpio. no wonder the vibes were off

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this is gonna be the cover photo in the history chapter about 2020

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rudy betrayed

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my whole life i was told the ocean is not blue, it just looks blue because it reflects the sky. explain how it stained the bottom of this iceberg then

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

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Rare footage of when an iceberg flips and a Blue Iceberg is formed

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the vast majority of people are literally at least 2 of these

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4 years

daily reminders.

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rudy betrayed

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a lot of people are still saying this didn’t happen and their evidence is that a 1 year old couldn’t know words this big. but 18 months is more than a year. she’s 5 years old

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he didn’t slow sufficiently before reaching the fully stopped car in front of him. when he peeled away to the left, he revealed to the driver behind him that traffic was at a dead stop, too late for him to stop. this isn’t “seeing the future” he’s committing insurance fraud

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This man can see the future

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rudy betrayed

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4 years

this is one of the best threads in twitter history

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rudy betrayed

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3 years

every night this guy messages me what he’s eating for dinner. every single night, for 27 months straight

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rudy betrayed

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4 years

every moment of this insane. atlanta imposed a 9 pm curfew, and at 9:30 cops swarmed this car, bashed the windows, stabbed the tires and tased the black people. all behind a car of white people violating the same curfew, smiling and waving at the camera

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@NickJLancaster @paulsef it’s good to say men should die. but it is bad to not tell them good morning first

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cnn said rudy stock to the moon 🚀

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@DanTwoHundred how much is big ocean paying you

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@jazz_inmypants not what

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@Iameaschris this is my favorite new channel I just stumbled on it yesterday and watched like 5 videos lol

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one of the most “Bill” looking guys i’ve ever seen

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Nikki Haley renamed her husband

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every single comment under this video is insane and for all different reasons lol

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is this true

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my friend drives fedex he’s sick lol

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me: hey is this the low self esteem club leader: *looking at the ground* yeah but we could be a different club if you want

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my girlfriend saw me putting tomato juice in the gas tank and i had to explain to her it’s a v8 😂😂 girls don’t know anything about cars

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this is the guy that leaked the gta trailer

Benny Johnson

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🚨 House in Arlington, Virginia explodes after police reportedly approached it with a search warrant

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rudy betrayed

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find the weed smoker: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

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@TheHolyPopo 100% real. her most recent bf was a millionaire and he had a yacht parked in the marina right outside the bar. she was getting drunk as hell then crashing on his boat 4 times a week

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first funny tweet biden has ever done

Joe Biden

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I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

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@Micropenis45 thank you micropenis45

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we should combine these two and make one big super state

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read the first letter of every emoji: 🦔🐘🥜🧊🐍

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the bahamas has scannable vaccination cards and the US got post-it notes the nurse hastily scribbled “aurgust 24st” on

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Certified Vacky Boys 💕

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how the fuck does pony bologna rhyme and sean bean doesn’t

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completely uncalled for

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me: did you finger her bro: no i

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my mom: who the FUCK kicked all these ice cubes under the refrigerator me:

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what the hell is this guy talking about

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me: i quit the xmen mr x: what? but you’re so good at your super power. you can blow fog and it transforms into frozen water me: i don’t care. no more mist turn ice guy

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he literally got his legs cut off and got robot legs attached did you even watch the movie

Green Knight

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One thing that’s always bugged me: how did Anakin go from being 6’0” to 6’7” as Darth Vader? 🤔

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judge: you stand accused of murder, how do you plea me:

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@bocxtop not kidding at all: i went out with her two nights during thanksgiving weekend and i turned in at midnight. she stayed out til 2

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this is who the democrats want for president??

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Now that i got the business out the way ..... Good morning fucktards & fucktardettes !! lol

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this is what happens to the bully at the end of a nickelodeon made for tv movie

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hey stoners if you like weed so much why do you set it on fire

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robinhood ceo when he gets the feeling normal people are making money on dogecoin:

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i’ve laughed at this interaction every time i’ve thought of it for the last 4 years straight

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i have read cyanide & happiness since I was probably 14 years old. twitter trolls took a childhood hero from me

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4 accounts 1 day

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people with less than 1000 followers are the biggest narcissists cause they’re not tweeting to anyone. they just like to see themselves talk

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@DakDeMarco how did you make them bend the knee this way

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are you kidding me

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cop: wtf are you doing me: just holding this old lady’s hand while i cross the street cop: wh- where’s the rest of her

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@benshapiro date: dinner was great me, the most logical man on earth: bet you wouldn’t say that if dinner was bad would you

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this is so fucked up

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joe rogan: the titanic movie was fake because ice could never damage a metal ship guest, historian: no it was real, that happened joe: not possible no. if i whack an ice cube with a hammer, which one is gonna break guest: that’s not the same thi- joe: jamie google hammers

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a guy at the bar says “you want to take this outside?” and his ear looks like this wyd

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this guy has been dm’ing me what he had for dinner every night for well over a year

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nerd: i’m building my own pc me: you know they sell them already put together at Best Buy

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@joejonas lol she’s such a silly goose

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downtown lexington today

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remember when flappy bird was the most popular game in the world for like 48 hours so the creator had a nervous breakdown and deleted it from existence

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@BoyYeetsWorld why would you wear glasses that make you color blind

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