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@rtmdave_11

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Me watching someone hit on a parlay they didnโ€™t send to the gc
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Prince Andrew getting bagged now his marj canโ€™t cover up for him anymore
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Ghanaian men rise up your time has come
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Coutinho has outperformed Sanchos prem career in 10 MINUTES ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me when my girl asks about my day over cocktails whilst the mandem are having the time of their lives elsewhere
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1 down 3 to go
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They killed a innocent brudda over a ยฃ900 jacket last week
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Abu Rasasa
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Ppl need to understand that if youโ€™re not involved in gangshit. Itโ€™s VERY unlikely that youโ€™ll go to a next ends and get touched. Why are man gonna risk their freedom for you? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Can we stop pretending that watermelon is leng pls
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Wiley watching the beef between Chip and Stormzy
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Anyways ๐Ÿฅฑ
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I find girls that are intelligent SUPER attractive ngl
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Stop using Christianity as an excuse for your homophobia bro
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U can make it out the hood without being a musician or athlete btw
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Rashford at 19 btw
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PS5 cause it ainโ€™t been used or played unlike u
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U lot that have a tv in your room are spoiled wtf
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Everytime I remember Iโ€™m a uni student my mood is ruined
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Boris Johnson in November last yr whilst ppl where dying
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Wan bissaka tryna explain the situation to Ole
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Kendrick and Kanye leaving the studio after recording no more parties in LA
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Girls will like u and they actually wonโ€™t say pim itโ€™s very confusing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Teacher: I want this completed and handed back to me by tomorrowโ€™s lesson Me in my head: โ€œOr what????โ€
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John Terry seeing the script for the match vs QPR in 2012
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When someone irl recognises me from my twitter account
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Seeing u lot talking about TV shows and deeping my mum used to put the TV remote in her bag and take it to work ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Uni has me in a headlock man idk how anyone can do this for 3 years stay mentally sane tbh
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Open relationships being normalised is not a good thing imo๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ
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Black Twitter taking over tonight
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Liam after beating the Casa amour case #loveIsland
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Deadass lool
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This is Sancho fail comp music
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That emergency alert
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Bare guys I didnโ€™t even KNOW where Arsenal fans been coming out of hiding recently ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Almiron more goals this season than Sanchos whole prem career btw
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Henderson in midfield
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Prince philip dying and twitter suddenly becomes the funniest it's been in a while
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๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ
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@rtmdave_11 That you in your avi?
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Sancho and lingard on the utd bench
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This is how guys tweet when they get caught cheating ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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No pause.
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Ldn is tiny wtf๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Declan Rice vs USA
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Me when Aunt may said she wanted to catch her breath
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Hearing my voice in a video
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If I ever cheat on someone itโ€™s gonna be in the morning cause at the end of the day Iโ€™m loyal
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When u tell Nike sweatshop workers in Vietnam making $500 a month after working 200 hours a week โ€œWe all have the same 24 hours in a dayโ€
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Donโ€™t go to uni if you donโ€™t need it man๐Ÿ˜‚
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On your knees for Wood๐Ÿคจ??
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Iโ€™m on my knees for a striker I would even take Chris Wood at this point please
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Original song Remix ft Dababy
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Pancakes are insanely overrated, they stop hitting after a few bites
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@utdreport
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Lisandro Martรญnez made the most recoveries (15) on the opening weekend of the Premier League #mulive [ @sudanalytics_ via @AlbicelesteTalk ]
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Would disown my son if he was sending random women online money just because
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Now goodbye loool
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SAF stays around the club giving the board crap advice to make sure no one overtakes his legacy
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Whatโ€™s a football conspiracy theory that you at least slightly believe in?
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What happened to โ€œletโ€™s be nice to each other cause we donโ€™t know what someoneโ€™s going through??????? โ€œ
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โ€œWe HavEnT HEarD ToRYs SiDe Of tHe StOrYโ€
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So this can happen at HT??
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girls be like โ€œyou only think with your dickโ€ blow my mind then? wtf
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Naij win, time to hate watch Ghana now
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@ArmzKorleone Ohhh sorry boss my bad just jk๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@DeOne___ bro went to a school like this ffs
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I think you only get followers on this app if your leng or funny
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Soo I just found out she gets naked for some guy called โ€œshowerโ€. My chest ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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โ€œAYOOO THIS NIGGA LISTENING TO THAT DBE ALBUM BEFORE HEADIE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€
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The UK has given clout to people who donโ€™t deserve it. They literally bring no talent/entertainment to the table
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No exams????
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Ibr my man just looks like heโ€™s doing all of this for the net tbh
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. @Sarch11e is a sav ๐Ÿคฃ man said 'hold dat' with passion๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Optimus without Petrol and Oil
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#FreeCongo ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
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Optimus Prime vs Iron Man. Who do u lot think will win?
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Chicken skin>>>The actual chicken
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Arteta tryna copy Pep by drinking water every time they concede
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Dunno who needs to hear this but we left light mode in 2020
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Balloons on my page. More life to me ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ž
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Andrew Garfield the GOAT Spider-Man
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Birkin Bag twitter working overtime to write think pieces and try analyse the Quavo and Saweetie video
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Nah im crying Arsenal fans spent the last few years pretending Foden is crap just for him to end their title hopes on the last day
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Uk music Twitter is so disrespectful to guys like Kanye and Jay Z Iโ€™m tired
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You guys are seriously comparing nines to THIS guy. Pls respect Kendrick
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Nines is better than Kendrick Lamar
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Imagine coming home from a long hard day at work to see your wife there eating biscuits
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Maturity is realising that Future was always better than Young thug
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@p1_eth Henry could barely manage Margaret lmao
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Dark chocolate
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When u ask Tion Wayne if he remembers going out with Lani
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Gyal that love off nines, potter, skrapz etc, all have that sameโ€ฆsomething
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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex....
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Football opinions that will cause this reaction?
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@chelseasomba @jayxa1_ We need to stop judging Gay ppl cause 1) we are all sinners 2)thatโ€™s between them and God
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Was driving past and I saw @osowxvyy on the block today ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ?
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Wait a damn minute......
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@Trilllla17 The fact that they havenโ€™t opened all the pubs yet is an absolute disgrace, fuming ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
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Women on twitter coming for your looks or your mother in an argument
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The Iran keeper rn
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Insta really fell off man
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Wait ppl actually like avocado??????
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Girls arenโ€™t funny Iโ€™m just laughing cause your leng
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@CharriseJLane
Charrise Lane
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THIS is Black Culture!
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