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puutting shit on my dating profile like i will never lie to someone who's nice to me and i wont fuck you if you don't enjoy Movies

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The Apocalypse: An eight page illustrated poem about Saw 1/2
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this is making me choke
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thinking about how the Phantom demands the opera pay him 20,000 francs a month a month which is something in the range of $100,000 a month in todays currency which raises the question of what the fuck he spends it on considering he lives in the walls and doesnt pay rent
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enemies to lovers is a great idea conceptually but i can't look at m/f enemies to lovers because if a man is mean to a woman i just want him dead
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the idea that serial killers are all masterminds and the only reason they escape police is because theyre geniuses is a lie perpetuated by law enforcement to cover up that serial killers dont get caught bcs cops trust white men and dont care about the lives of sex workers
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im laughing so hard over this im gonna pass out
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he looks like a woman at a farmers market who knows an insane amount about the healing properties of honey and is going through an extremely acrimonious divorce
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theyre gonna name this bitch Womansrights Equalityact Harriettubman-Feminism and keep on burning hr documents
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Overwatch is officially changing the name of McCree, in light of the Activision Blizzard lawsuit.
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people on twitter love to log in and say some shit like "if you like found family tropes just say your parents never got you the hamster you wanted when u were six" like what the fuck are you talking about sigmand fraud
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i like that "getting mad about Sherlock every time i fuck up plugging in my phone" is a universal concept
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bowtie isn't straight... arms rigid... it looks like his jacket doesn't fit... it's just perfect
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Bill Hader on the red carpet of the 2024 Golden Globes Photo credit: Amy Sussman
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why the fuck did Miguel design his own ai to be a little cunty bitch who keeps owning him. is he chemically addicted to getting dommed.
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this is my favourite video
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im not being ironic or talkin shit when i say i really believe this is one of the greatest pieces about love ever written
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jamie lee curtis in halloween 2018 and linda hamilton in terminator dark fate. thats the tweet
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here's a hard truth: just because you are writing about something upsetting and gritty and traumatic does not automatically mean your writing is good and doesnt immediately make it more worthwhile than someone writing about cute domestic fluff and you are not immune to criticism.
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this is the funniest fucking object ive ever seen i might throw up
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The Bluey Xbox has been revealed.
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if this is true then why did i see him on grindr
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Michael Myers Said To Be Homophobic In β€˜Halloween Kills’
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@ASTR0ZOMBIEZ yeah i wanna see a 35 year old man play a 14 year old
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then again he also built the opera house so if you think about it in terms of him being the building's landlord it makes more sense
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stories about cops like the ones who turned over one of jeffrey dahmer's victims back to him dont happen bcs those killers are charming geniuses they happen bcs cops dont value the lives of anyone but white men
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thought one of my beloved mutuals was columbo posting sexy pictures of peter falk and then realised it was hideo kojima
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jigsaw: i must complete my work amanda: i need to prove to john that i can inherit his title hoffman:
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but hopper is sexy whats the issue
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Netflix Pledges To Cut Back On Smoking; β€˜Stranger Things’ Among Top Offenders, Says New Study
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i clicked on this video and it turned out he was talking about spec ops: the line and the first thing he said was "on the main menu you see an American flag, normally a sign that the good guys are here... but somethings different" and then i immediately closed the tab
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does amazon deliver to the paris sewers
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ALL british food is like a giant hunk of processed meat wrapped in bread where the history is like "the working class ate this to not die in the mines" or like some kind of weird boiled cake called like "dead mans penis" or some shit
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THE NEW SURVIVOR?? dbd is out of their MINDS
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John Boyega: haha Finn and Rey are gonna bang reylos who want Rey to be a 19 year old housewife and view her sole purpose as being a tool to redeem Kylo with no desires or agency of her own: this .... is peak misogyny
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sorry i saw a picture of ted bundy and got mad. hate that bitch.
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shapiro getting furious about glass onion and saying it doesnt make any sense that miles would be a parody of elon musk because musk is actually so smart and successful is hysterical. its like watching a cat hissing at its own reflection.
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@SakavaSka don't read my tweets you're a child
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>hbomb has a new video oh great love him >it's about this youtuber who plagiarizes everything wow crazy i bet it'll be fun to see that takedown >the yotuber is James Somerton who you have followed forever and love >
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the pilot episode of Interview With the Vampire is one of the greatest pilots in TV history and should be more widely acknowledged as such. it is an astonishing pilot and also independently a perfect 60 minute short horror film. you could see just that and be satisfied.
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people being like "why did they cast someone so unknown as the doctor" look me in the eye and tell me youd heard of matt smith before he was the doctor. the biggest thing david tennant had done was be in a single harry potter film for ten minutes.
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it's streaming exclusively on sproing. you can watch it if you have a subscription to flipbz. it's on nubi with ads. and you can check out lornk. its on scurm. do you have gribble? or keplf? what about cvernc. have you checked out urip. what about melk.
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disney were really like ok we're adapting Fraction's Hawkeye a series that relies on the fact that Hawkeye is an ordinary guy but hes so charming and sincere you love him despite his flaws. we have cast the most uncharismatic and least likeable actor we could find.
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i feel like the question "how can Jigsaw justify creating torture traps based on this incomprehensible moral philosophy" can be very easily answered by the fact he has a tumour the size of a baseball in his brain
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Stephen King saying that he thinks Alien is misogynistic (in his 1981 nonfiction book Danse Macabre) because Ripley takes her shirt off at the end of the film is the funniest thing in the world considering every one of his books has a detailed description of every woman's nipples
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all the comedians crying and pissing and shitting their pants about the idea they don't live in an entirely consequence free universe where they get to ridicule people forever but no one is allowed to dislike them or be mean to them ever
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i wont lie i cannot criticise marvels new gay spider-man character. this design is unbelievably fucking good and the fact hes canonically a bitch is great. i also think it’s great when femme gay men get to be heroes and not jokes. the mega corporation lives this time.
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all fandoms are bad but the crown for "fandom to become the worst, fastest" has to go OFMD
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the golden globes suck shit this year but at least bill hader got nominated so there'll be new photos of him looking insanely uncomfortable on the red carpet and standing like a Muppet someone propped up with a rake
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THIS FUCKIGN PICTURE OF JESSICA CHASTAIN AND JAMES MCAVOY
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gay people spreading news by word of mouth is the most powerful force on earth
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Our Flag Means Death surpassed demand for Euphoria this week, becoming the most in-demand show across all HBO and HBO Max series in the United States. Pretty good for a show with very little pre-launch marketing.
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@number1caprisun don't read my tweets you're annoying
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worst people: -people who make dramatic posts about their right to be 30 and into fandom and how teenagers are just too mean -people who make posts about how we need more male friendships in things so guys know its not gay to have friends
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this is an absolutely mindblowing piece of information i have just been handed and i am grateful
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Alex Wolff wants to partner with one of his β€œbest friends” and β€œone of the most loyal people in [his] life,” Nicolas Cage, on his next directing effort
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"no such issues for Kermit the Frog" should perhaps replace "cellar door" as one of the most beautiful phrases in the english language
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No such issues for Kermit the Frog. His clothes hang beautifully and smoothly while still giving a distinctive, flattering silhouette.
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me when im looking out the window on a long drive
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pyjama party at peepaws
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girlies who love to have 500 tabs open will tell you about it all the time but us who love closing tabs and never have a lot of tabs open are expected to live in silence
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hey me and my boyfriend saw you across the bar. we fucking hate your vibe. we're going to kill you.
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I can't stop thinking about this post
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supernatural was the world's longest PSA about making sure to get your tetanus shots
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that fucking interview where that girl is like ripping apart how much she hates Sally and Bill Hader goes "she's based on me so thanks" like HAUNTS me
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Eddie and Richie make one of those "celebrities you can fuck and its not cheating" lists and Eddie puts Bill Hader on his and Richie is like what the fuck why that guy and thats like the only one he gets insecure about bcs hes worried Eddie thinks Bill Hader is funnier than him
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@punished_cait haha yeah it's so lame when your kids like you (?)
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absolutely hooting and hollering the house down
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#VenomLetThereBeCarnage debuts with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 69%.
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if u qrting this and being like omg meee i didnt get the hamster and i love found family i want you to know i do think youre dumb as hell
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@tomaxhull SHHDGSAGD all the candles in his stupid dungeon
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if your response every time someone says they don't like your work is "they just can't handle reading about real stuff like abuse or trauma or edgy things" you are basically using the "lol are you triggered?" defense to avoid confronting failures in your writing.
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supposed to be working on the fic but got distracted and made hoffman listening to screams and getting grindr notification dot mp4
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will never ever forget my friends from school went to see this and one of them cheered when robert pattinson died bcs she was an edward cullen hater and was shocked when she got booed in the theatre because she didn't know 9/11 was real
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Happy 9/11 to whoever made the bonkers creative decision to end REMEMBER ME (2010) this way:
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@gho5tcod don't read my tweets you're a child
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smth thats explicit in IT the novel is that the losers start dressing like their kid selves when they go back to derry. in the film this is less obvious w/ characters like bill whose clothes are kinda normal but more obvious w/ richie and eddie who have more distinct styles BUT -
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the middle of the biggest viral epidemic and one of the biggest movements for Black civil rights and JK Rowling is using her platform to be transphobic on main. she could really use her immense wealth and power to help people but... no... shes gonna use it to be a bigot
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zendaya is unusual casting for Ennis but i bet she can pull it off
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Lucas Hedges, Josh O’Connor, Zendaya and Mike Faist after the West End stage adaptation of β€˜BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN’
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OBSESSED with this image
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hey what the fuck
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we really do NOT talk enough about how celebrity news would go insane if super famous bestselling author and screenwriter Bill Denbrough left his famous actress wife Audra Phillips for some random librarian like im just imagining celebrity magazines with covers saying WHAT?
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@dunwaIl really a guy who looks like hes only meant to be found in new york
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accidentally found a million photos of james mcavoy being hit by a car
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accept these things to be true: -you are not immune to criticism -criticism is useful -dark fic is not immediately better or more worthwhile than a coffeeshop au. it isnt necessarily worth anything. -people being hurt by what you wrote doesnt make them wrong -you can do better.
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happy birthday jason
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wow. the guy who said this is so smart and sexy.
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LMAO
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it's so funny that everyone INCLUDING ME saw the Beau is Afraid poster and trailer and was like wow did they use de-aging tech on Joaquin Phoenix but it's actually a real kid who just looks a freakish amount like Joaquin Phoenix
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knuckle tattoos that say HELP GIRL
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if you want to look at it in the least emotional way possible, we'll call a character being abused "a plot point". if you were watching a film where a lot of time was spent lavishing attention and time on a plot point only for it to have no payoff, would you call that film good?
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pictures that make me feel completely fucking deranged
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theyre having a conversation
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i hate that actors in movies dont look normal anymore. everyone looks like a sexless perfect statue and its warping peoples brains to the point where they see someone who looks regular and theyre like "that person is hideous". its maddening
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you can write about dark, upsetting, gritty topics and do it badly. thats just a fact. i understand having someone criticising your work can be difficult to take, but if you care as much about your writing as you claim to, its actually your job to see when criticism is important.
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my favourite thing about eddie is that absolutely no one in the fandom knows what a risk analyst is so no one ever describes him doing any work
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i understand a lot of us spent time on Tumblr where the idea of writing about anything gritty at all, even with as much taste and decency as possible, was treated as a moral failing, but the inverse of "i should write whatever i want and get no criticism" isn't true either
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watching saw x for some reason it was unbelievably funny to just see john kramer like. doing normal stuff. like just being a regular old man. they need to do that with more killers i want to see jason's chill day off
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choosing to write about abuse instead of domestic fluff is not a higher calling. you are not inherently more in-tune with human nature. you are not automatically understanding of psychology. your work has a niche audience and is harder to do well but so does a comedy parody song.
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"do you think eddie loved richie back?" yeah, i watched the fucking movie
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"there's so many movies right now about how bad rich people are" wow crazy. i wonder what is happening culturally to inspire this. anyway im watching a bunch of 70s films and i better not see anything influenced by the vietnam war or ill heap my fucking lid
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the agendas of horror movies this year is you CANNOT trust trans masc teenagers with artefacts of the dead because they will find way to ruin parties with them
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Kieran fully looks like he just realised Pedro is the Zodiac
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Crying at everyone’s reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭
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Sarah Z releasing a video about proshipping v antis bullshit.... shes going to be the first person to get taken out by an assassin over fandom shit
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@LolOverruled fly the flags at half mast
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Moffat writing anything: ok so the main character is this guy whos so fucking cool and dark and sexy and all the women want to fuck him and all the guys are insanely jealous of him and theres one special woman whos super badass and can only be tamed by his manliness. god im smart
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@hyperprisms I actually have no clue I just assumed
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ok slut
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replace the beginning of dishonored with this
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if someone is telling you your work promotes abuse or homophobia etc, instead of getting defensive, maybe consider that you are not incapable of being wrong. it sucks to hear, i know, welcome to the human race.
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