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๐Ÿฆ‹ space ships donโ€™t come equipped with rear view mirrors. IG: @robthgod

Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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POV : itโ€™s date nigh with me
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Lmfaoo Rihanna is that old lady in the Jamaican spot that come out the back & tell you itโ€™s nothing wrong with your food & thatโ€™s how itโ€™s supposed to be made ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Rihanna told yโ€™all the customer isnโ€™t always right ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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ok, but hear me out โ€ฆ Ludacris ๐Ÿ˜
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We was so hyped when Beyoncรจ started managing herself. But, Let me tell yโ€™all something, Matthew Opportunity Knowles woulda made sure we had the FWT DVD ok?
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@thankuswttt all the damn pictures of her walking into/out of restaurants โ€ฆ you choose the one of her walking into a HOTEL to tweet this? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅด
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Lmfao Janet really had Khia on set, on BET Access Granted and everything ... only to edit her into that lil vintage tv. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅด
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โ„ฮ›Y โ˜ฅ โ„ข ๎จ€ ๐Ÿชฉ (High Value Man) ๐“‚€
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โ€œIs ya is ya hungryโ€
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Not her being an actual bee keeper. ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@gardenoutro lmao Fantasia was saying Aretha was her idol since she was 5. lmaoooo this did not happen WHEN she was 5 ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œI wanted every person who has ever been dismissed because of the way they look to feel like they were on that stageโ€ .... wow. #BEYONCEHOMECOMING
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Itโ€™s all fun and games until I eat your leftovers ... then imma fat bitch. ๐Ÿคง
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Sco pa tu Manaa ?
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@playboi4kt same energy.
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@Cellowphane mfs thatโ€™s know how to pose, work an angle and be photographed do. lol they being weird
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@petitevuitton mad weird, like she not a whole child. smh
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@GAFollowers Pls save the โ€œThey make gay couples look badโ€ takes. they have NO reflection on gay couples who lovingly parent children. LGBT or not sick ppl are sick ppl. I hope they get what they deserve
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this IMMEDIATELY came to mind! #purduechicken #QUEENRADIO ๐Ÿฅด
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@thatkhid_ called her nappy headed & said north west looked better than her.
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@MartinaezJ cus why would she point her in the direction of someone else & volunteer them!??? lmao
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@random_weighs YALL BETTA PRAISE HIM!!! IDK WHAT TO DEWW! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@CoolestLame_Evr send this back to him. & then put your phone on DND
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๐Ÿป a thick bear
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@auqeno This is what happens when people who DONT plan high end events, try and plan high end events. Anyone whose been a part of a wedding planning or even WITNESSED one knows that FOOD is one of the most expensive bills. Sheโ€™s bugging & you donโ€™t need clients like her anyway.
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@KevOnStage What song were you singing sir?
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@not_tayediggs I hear you friend!!
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@__Onixivy_ pls explain to us what you thought it meant when you read โ€œpose 1โ€ โ€œpose 2โ€ โ€œpose 3โ€ and โ€œpose 4โ€ ๐Ÿฅด
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@WeOutcheaAgain The fact that she meant that shit with all sincerity. Mama ainโ€™t never set a timer or nothing ... the ancestors and the lord let her know when they done.
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I donโ€™t appreciate that Kanye didnโ€™t tailor his production to fit Teyanaโ€™s genre. These beats sound like theyโ€™re for an experimental hip-hop album. Like I didnโ€™t expect it to sound like VII, but Kanye slapped samples and shit all over her album like sheโ€™s a rapper. #KTSE
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Honestly the #ChakaKhan jokes are funny - but if she was drunk or high tonight, letโ€™s not undermine that sheโ€™s an addict & has been vocal about her struggle with addiction in the past. Itโ€™s all a joke until itโ€™s not. #VERZUZ
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@MathewNoKnowles baby lowered the key significantly & she still fighting for her life.
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๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉต
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@CertifiedFool_ I was hoping this would be a thread. Iโ€™m disappointed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@gawdcompIexx @iamTyCarter She definitely said โ€œhelp me singโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Titanbaddie @triple_ogigi @iamTyCarter why did we NEVER realize how problematic Tyra was with her antics? Lmfao I know we were young af but damn ๐Ÿ˜‚
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If WENDY dont GTF ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@MaskedSingerFOX
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That performance was *chef's kiss*, #LipsMask ! ๐Ÿ’‹ #TheMaskedSinger
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@Dedric_Mandel my my my, have I waited for this day!
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and then thissssss ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿคง #LilNasX #SNL
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@NC5 Lmfao. He look like he know he deserved it.
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@nochillnonge stop doing your makeup in poor lighting. check your face in MULTIPLE light settings before you leave the house. the bathroom, your room, by the window & take a picture with flash/without too. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— youโ€™re welcome
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@jaylabrenae He is soo smart. lmao โ€œdaddy pour milk!!โ€ And his speech is improving so much! love to see it! Good job Bray! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I should not stan a baby so hard. But my would woulda left my body if this little munchkin came walking up to me.
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It was during warmups because @jaylabrenae wouldnโ€™t let him during the game... but itโ€™s counts!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@UncleRainman @BrittanyBeauty A prison in NY was severely mistreating their inmates, there was no heat or hot water in the building during the winter. Yandy & other inmate family members were outside protesting, and police retaliated with mace and forcefully removing them from the building.
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@userctrI lmao yโ€™all doing all this for a song โ€ฆ that was made for a stage play โ€ฆ years ago. this is not a new song or a single guys ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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my mother @ me when i let the boy from down the street steal my scooter cus i had a crush on him.
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@beyzhive yโ€™all saying this like sheโ€™s not from Houston? She been a H-town girl.
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scruff mcgruff.
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@hosthetic @AMoDELSLIFE The barbs are the only ones that want this. ๐Ÿ˜
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Also, live footage of me in Beyโ€™s backyard after showing up with a Summons from the LA County Bee Keeping Coalition. Weโ€™re here to do โ€œroutine maintenanceโ€. โ€œIโ€™ll need access to the entire property Mrs. Carter is it?โ€
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@SaintSevyn @PlainOlCamm How she gon roast them one by one going down the line ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the people who passed her AND the people she passed ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@MrDubC Lmfaoo that water was whooping her ass
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But the most black ASS thing about this video is the fact that the mom called the damn house phone and then ASKED her where she was ... ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ like bitch I already know but imma give u the chance to lie
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happy sunday yโ€™all ๐Ÿ˜˜โœจ
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this is THEEEE FUNNIEST episode of the Terrell show. @KekePalmer is just โ€ฆ great ๐Ÿ˜ญ #KEKEonTERRELL
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Naomi Campbell reporting for her 5th day of court ordered community service as a sanitation worker in Dolce & Gabanna. : this is the only acceptable answer.
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@kenyaeee Kam: why you crying you want your car? Me:
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@Vandalyzm when you think about it coming โ€œprepared to put her through the floorโ€ just means he came to that party horny af! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Amerie definitely was innovative in her approach & I think she did it WELL but I cant stand by her being a pioneer. Respect on her name ABSOLUTELY but ... facts and history are facts and history. There wasnt ONE song on Amerie's debut that had that sound.
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@itsKARY_ facts. & she came dressed for a baby shower. a mother.
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@rahsh33m like Norbit with that damn wine cooler.
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@iamdavid_jerod me tuning into another failed situation.
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@CleopatraLament Lmfaoo this why Etta said she was gon whoop Beyoncรจ Ass.
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bitch here i go ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@jaylabrenae ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jayla you got my nephew working two jobs!!??
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@KyngCassius so yโ€™all just gon violate ALL of grammas HIPAA rights?
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still canโ€™t believe I got to do my baby makeup last night. ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Coolness941 the lyrics. the harmonies. her low notes at the end. chefs kiss.
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9:14 ๐Ÿฆ‹
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mom @ 6 year old me: stop playing in my damn shoes imma beat your ass! Me: so rock it.
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yesterday.
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@SinnamonCouture It was a football game, tf yโ€™all wanted him to wear a tux?? lmao
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@fnfdj_ when at ANY age is it ok to call a two year old โ€œnappy headedโ€?? โ€ฆ yall be exposing yourselves as some weird ass people. lmao you would walk into a daycare & start picking on kids looks? Like gtf ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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NICKI wouldโ€™ve been a PERFECT addition to this song & video.
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@moose_ringo ppl have had this take for years. thinking her popularity will decline because of her โ€œdetachmentโ€ is hilarious. sheโ€™s not an influencer, or a social media personality. everytime she releases a project or touches a stage ppl move. thatโ€™s what she cares about, her art.
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@boywiththelooks nah donโ€™t call me sis. letโ€™s respect everyoneโ€™s pronouns/etc.
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not too much on me ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
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@maiyasimone I hate it here!
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@WizMonifaaa black ppl are amazing. cus this honestly couldโ€™ve been a baby shower, a funeral, a wedding or a gender reveal. i love us.
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โ€œI was literally on stage fighting, on tour and at award shows.There was an artist at the time I think her name was Keri Hilton, I remember the look of terror on her face while I was performing Girls at the Billboard awards. Thatโ€™s why I do what I do thatโ€™s my legacyโ€ -Beyoncรฉ
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@SoLyrical THE BEST PART OF THE GOD DAMN SONG/PERFORMANCE
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@OfficialDeTroyt If a person asking to treat you to dinner doesn't excite you at ANY point in the day then they not for you ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@devinhaunted ... honestly.
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@AsiaAtItAgain When they get mad at something and yell โ€œwell bend me over and call me sallyโ€
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@QVINNMUSIC this pic smell like feet & old blunts
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woooowwww i was really born today. ๐Ÿ˜ญ thanks for the birthday love yโ€™all. #virgoseason ๐ŸŽˆ ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿ‘‘ โ™๏ธ
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@BeyLegion Iโ€™ll just leave this here
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wassup. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ
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Already had three people stop and check if this was a MAGA hat. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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