Drunken Van Orden @repdvo Twitter profile

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Drunken Van Orden

@repdvo

6 months

Wow.. who would have thought that @SenRonJohnson was a bigger traitor than me!!

Marshall Cohen

@MarshallCohen

6 months

EXCLUSIVE: Recordings and emails obtained by CNN show how Trump campaign operatives realized the fake elector certificates from MI & WI were stuck in the mail, and how they scrambled to fly them to DC in time for Jan. 6. w/ @ZcohenCNN @kpolantz @jeremyherb

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@RepVanOrden @gundersenhealth I'm pretty sure I voted against this but I'll take the credit!!

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10 months

Someone slipped me a Bud Light at the tavern last night. I think I'm going to go see the Barbie movie today.

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@repdvo

5 months

Drinking some beers with my best bud Dave Estenson at the tavern today! He was telling us the story of how he slept with underage women when he was a cop.

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@repdvo

7 months

Can someone check on @RepGrothman and see if he's okay? He hasn't tweeted about a free meal in almost a week.

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@repdvo

6 months

Taking a break from angry tweeting about Biden to re-X this awesome photo of me at the capitol on J6!!

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@repdvo

5 months

I hope no one remembers this picture the next time I make fun of how Biden stands or walks!!

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@repdvo

7 months

Anyone notice that gas prices are down? I did that!

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@repdvo

4 months

@EricHovde Eric seems to have issues buttoning his shirt up all the way

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@repdvo

7 months

Help! I blocked myself!!

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@repdvo

4 months

Remember in November that I've done nothing to actually solve the problem besides rant about Biden on social media!!

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@repdvo

5 months

Sounds like I'm going to have to visit UW-Eau Claire and yell at some more teens!!

Wisconsin Rep. Derrick Van Orden hit with ethics complaint

Van Orden has a history of verbal insults and outbursts.

americanjournalnews.com

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@repdvo

3 months

Please give me money so that I can continue to be belligerent and unhinged!! I also have bar tabs to pay off!!

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@repdvo

6 months

I'd be surprised if any of these nerds have ever smoked weed

Emilee Fannon

@Emilee_Fannon

6 months

NOW: Assembly Republicans unveil their medical marijuana bill in South Milwaukee.

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@repdvo

5 months

Pornstache and I look high. I think I need a bigger jacket too. I'm looking kinda fat in this one.

Rep. Derrick Van Orden Press Office

@RepVanOrden

5 months

. @ScottWalker look who I ran into today. Did you approve the mustache? Also, congrats on the engagement @MattWalkerWI - DVO

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2 months

Karen enjoying the smell of my beer fart

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4 months

I love you Donald!!! I hope you get elected so you can pardon me for being at the capitol on January 6th!!

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5 months

Me showing everyone how much butter costs!!

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@repdvo

6 months

I bet @RepDittrich would know..

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@repdvo

5 months

I publicly felated Trump's ego today and the guy didn't even give me a shoutout!!

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5 months

Van Orden: They don’t understand that Trump will stand for you in a time of need. He will literally give you the shirt off his back and he loves his country and his family more than you’ll ever know

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5 months

Trump didn't give me the shirt off his back but I got this cool hat!!

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@repdvo

3 months

Does alcohol make you paranoid? Asking for a friend...

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5 months

I was telling this guy how Trump is our lord and savior and how he would give us the shirt off his back! For some reason, he didn't believe me.

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4 months

The Democrats made me do it!!

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@repdvo

3 months

I'm going to be like @ScottWalker and tweet out bible verses to make myself look like a good Christian!!

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@repdvo

6 months

Good healthcare for me but not for thee!!

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4 months

Okay, I'm not from Wisconsin but I've been here more over the last decade than old pornstache here and I've never seen anyone willingly jump in the water in February. Is he mentally okay? Is he drunk??

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@EricHovde

4 months

‼️ Warning… the video contains graphic images of a Wisconsin man in a cold lake. Not safe for Californians and career politicians.‼️

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@repdvo

6 months

Look at this face! This is how serious I am about border security! It's also no coincidence that I'm standing right behind the podium for maximum news coverage!

@Ins3rtNam3H3r3

@ItIsWhatItIs4U2

6 months

@derrickvanorden @derrickvanorden this you? Working hard for the people of Wisconsin?

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@repdvo

8 months

I've been in Israel for only a short time and I've already found out that it was Hamas that hacked @KwikTrip !

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@repdvo

6 months

I'd be so mad if these were my neighbors! I'd have to yell at them!

CHOOSY

@CH005Y

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When your neighbors are homophobic, go full Clark Gaywold on them. ❤️🧡💛💚💙🦄

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@repdvo

7 months

When it came down to it, I couldn't bring myself to vote to expel Santos. If I did, I'd be the worst person in Congress and you know party over country and all that. Time to hit the tavern.

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@repdvo

8 months

There any good taverns in Israel?

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@repdvo

5 months

Hey @GovEvers ... I know I was a giant jerk to you the last few weeks regarding gerrymandering but how about helping me out?

Rep. Derrick Van Orden Press Office

@RepVanOrden

5 months

The closing of multiple health care facilities in Eau Claire and the Chippewa Valley will have detrimental effects on rural Wisconsin families. Today Rep. Van Orden sent a letter to @GovEvers urging him to secure resources to mitigate the consequences of these hospital closures.

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@repdvo

9 months

Sitting at the tavern. Drinking free Miller Lites. Skynyrd on the jukebox. And tweeting about locking up a black man. Could life get any better? #tavernlife

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@repdvo

4 months

I robbed a bank as a contingency for me not having enough money to pay my bar tab!!

60 Minutes

@60Minutes

4 months

Former state GOP chair Andrew Hitt says after Biden won in Wisconsin, the state GOP’s outside legal counsel advised that Republican electors meet and, as a contingency, sign a document claiming Trump won.

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@repdvo

6 months

The people of Eagle Pass, Texas have never seen so many pasty, out of shape, white men in their lives.

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@repdvo

3 months

Yep... I was drunk as shit when I tweeted this!!

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@repdvo

5 months

This would last me a week!!

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@repdvo

5 months

Getting an early start on my drunk, angry tweets today.

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@repdvo

7 months

@ScottWalker They were trying to reach 88 mph to go back in time and stop you from being born

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@repdvo

6 months

Yeah, we could do something about this but instead I'm going to vote to impeach the president!!

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@repdvo

6 months

Yes, I'm still angry that I was inconvenienced during the pandemic and couldn't go to Walmart or the tavern! I mean, only a million Americans died from it and even more were hospitalized! None of that impacted me!!

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@repdvo

6 months

I'm a prime example of a poor candidate!!

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@repdvo

3 months

@WisGOP @BryanSteil @Jim_Jordan Couldn't even get two congressmen from Wisconsin to do this? I would have done it for a case of beer!!

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@repdvo

5 months

If we don't stop illegals from invading America, our taverns will be called cantinas and instead of drinking Miller Lites we'll all be drinking Coronas!! Actually, that doesn't sound too bad...

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@repdvo

3 months

@AdamGibbsWI @MayorOfMadison Sweet bong

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@repdvo

8 months

@RepVanOrden Instead of staying home and doing the job I was elected to, I'm going to fly over to a warzone and get in the way by giving unsolicited advice!

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@repdvo

1 year

Who wore it better?

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@repdvo

6 months

Instead of working in a mine, these kids should be working long hours in a tavern, serving me drinks!!

Wisconsin GOP

@WisGOP

6 months

How much of a disaster is Biden's Green New Deal agenda? Just ask the children forced to work in the cobalt mines. @derrickvanorden knows Wisconsin deserves better.

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9 months

I think I'm going to throw my hat into the ring for Speaker. I mean, I'm totally qualified! Why not?

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5 months

I'm going back to school!!

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@repdvo

3 months

Anyone know of any taverns that are open on Easter??

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@repdvo

6 months

Santa storming the capital...

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@repdvo

7 months

Do Nazi marches and insurrections count as conservative events?

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@repdvo

8 months

Finally found a place around here that serves beer (I didn't know how to say "tavern" in Hebrew and they don't speak English) and they want like 30 Shekels for a beer! That's like $8! I see why people in the middle east are angry a lot of the time!!

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@repdvo

6 months

I'm heading down to the border for the third time this week! Endless cervesas and tequila! Maybe I'll even talk to a CBP officer or two and yell at some Mexican teens!

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@repdvo

6 months

My New Years resolutions are to drink less, not yell at as many teens and to help more of my constituents. Oh, who am I kidding.. I'm going to be an even bigger jackass in 2024!

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3 months

I think it's time for me to give up drinking, work on my anger problems and be a better Congressman..

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@repdvo

6 months

I'm still willing to demonstrate!

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5 months

@ScottWalker Scott, when are your sons going to enlist to fight the evil?

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@repdvo

8 months

I'm just going to sit on this barstool, drink beer and call everyone on twitter an anti-semite!

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@repdvo

8 months

Damn, that costume is realistic!!

my Rep is an insurrectionist

@josefine_wi

8 months

This Halloween, you too, can terrorize teens in #WI03 and the US Capitol!👻

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@repdvo

4 months

I have yet to see @taylorswift13 !! How am I supposed to stay outraged during the Super Bowl!?

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@repdvo

7 months

It's going to be my turn to be outraged about this tree tomorrow!!

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

7 months

day 2 of our long national nightmare

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@repdvo

6 months

Being a Congressman gives me control over state stuff too, right?

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@repdvo

8 months

Doesn't anyone in this country speak American? You'd think, for all the money we pump into Isreal, they could at least make English their official language!

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@repdvo

2 months

@JulieNBCNews He is fat!! Not @repgrothman fat, but still tubby!!

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@repdvo

6 months

@ilovethehop @SpeakerVos Instead, they'll be able to walk into a tavern, tell the bartender they don't feel well and get a beer or ten

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9 months

Anna bailed on me. She told me she's tired of having to take care of a man baby and that my taste in music and clothes is horrible.

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5 months

You should have seen the butter prices!!

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4 months

Proof that I can be in the same room as young people and not yell at them!! And no... I'm not pregnant! I just ate too many cheese curds!!

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@repdvo

6 months

I love @KwikTrip and #beer !!

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@repdvo

3 months

As a veteran who is often called "mentally incompetent" I am afraid that my guns will be taken away!! Remember in November that I am mentally incompetent and carry loaded guns on planes!!

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@repdvo

1 year

@RepGrothman @POTUS How many were at the capital on January 6th? That's a good start...

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@repdvo

8 months

I'm famous! I finally made it to the RollingStone!!

GOP House Member Can’t Stop Yelling Obscenities at People

Rep. Derrick Van Orden reportedly launched into an obscenity-laden tirade during a briefing on the Israel-Hamas conflict.

www.rollingstone.com

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@repdvo

5 months

Thoughts and prayers to everyone stuck at home and can't get to the tavern due to the snow!

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@repdvo

1 year

@derrickvanorden Don't tell anyone this happened three times during my lord and savior's administration.

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@repdvo

4 months

I needed about 6-7 beers to wash down those curds!!

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@repdvo

4 months

If my angry tweets weren't bad enough, I've started to quote Looney Tunes and I've picked up a stutter!!

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@repdvo

5 months

It's national law enforcement appreciation day! Make sure you get out your thin blue line hats and pretend you support law enforcement!!

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@repdvo

3 months

Screw you @EricHovde !! There's no way I'm brewing my own beer!!

GOP Senate Candidate Took Bold Stance Against the Sale of Alcohol … in Wisconsin

Hovde, who’s running for Senate in a state famous for its booze, bemoaned the commercialization of alcohol in 2017

www.rollingstone.com

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@repdvo

7 months

How'd they get a video of me!?

Alex Cole

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7 months

When you tell your MAGA grandfather that Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act are both the same at Thanksgiving dinner.

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2 months

@RepTiffany Tom is afraid that his conversations with Putin will be recorded

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@repdvo

8 months

Anyone know how to make this vest fit better?

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@repdvo

6 months

Anyone know where to get this? Asking for a friend..

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@repdvo

7 months

I would have kicked both of their asses!!

Heartland Signal

@HeartlandSignal

7 months

Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) antagonizes Teamsters President Sean O'Brien and challenges him to a physical fight during a committee hearing: MULLIN: "You wanna do it now?" O'BRIEN: "I'd love to do it now." MULLIN: "Stand your butt up then." O'BRIEN: "You stand your butt up."

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@repdvo

6 months

Help! I'm running out of things to be outraged about!

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@repdvo

6 months

@ScottWalker Congrats to porn stache and his OnlyFans fiance!

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@repdvo

9 months

Hunter bought a gun while on drugs. I tried to bring a loaded weapon on a plane. The law is coming down harder on him than me!!

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@repdvo

7 months

You guys said I needed some new shirts! Look, I now have a green flannel!!

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@repdvo

5 months

@RepBryanSteil @POTUS I forgot all about the Keystone XL pipelin, the temporary jobs it would create and the Canadian oil that it would transport to other countries... How is this helping America again?

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@repdvo

6 months

Hey, I got an award!!

Drunk Uncle Crookie Award 2023: Derrick Van Orden

From drunkraging at senate pages to running away when his party needed him the most, Derrick Van Orden had another stellar year.

crooksandliars.com

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@repdvo

5 months

I saw that "RIP Tom" was trending and had to give @RepTiffany a call to make sure that he was still alive. The asshole hung up on me so I know he's okay.

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@repdvo

3 months

Anyone else order the Trump bible? I can't wait for mine to show up!! Still waiting on my shoes though... :(

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@repdvo

5 months

Happy National Milk Day from me, the Dairy Queen of Congress! Make sure you get out and drink some of that super healthy chocolate milk!

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1 year

@RepTiffany Wow.. calling someone a crackhead with your official twitter account!

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@repdvo

9 months

Congress is done for the week. If you need me, I'll be at the tavern

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@repdvo

6 months

For three low payments of $19.95, you too can own a DVO challenge coin that is good for one free drink at any tavern in WI-03!! Thank you taxpayers for paying to have these made!!

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@repdvo

6 months

I'm so close to the tavern I can almost smell it!

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@repdvo

1 year

@SenBradley They probably don't teach this in wrestler school Kris Krude, but those huge handouts to the rich skew the "average" by quite a bit. Next time look at the median.

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