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HAPPY CHUCK BROWN DAY
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WHO FLEW WITH CRABS?!
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Kids the year was 2016....
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😂😂😂
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Barry Sanders & Calvin Johnson watching Matthew Stafford get his freedom papers
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This
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Joe Biden got the Bible Dumbledore kept in the Headmaster’s office
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Dabo Swinney ranked the team that ended his season #11 but that’s not as bad as the time he blamed Florida State for protecting their players from Covid but that’s not as bad as the time he said black people should be satisfied bc Barack Obama
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Thank you #BTS and #BTSARMY
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Fans: We like RedWolves, Red Tails, Red Hogs, you can even stay Washington Football Team.... Dan Snyder:
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Breaking: Cowboys bringing their own benches to Cancun
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RIP LONNIE
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Grateful this video of Kobe imparting his wisdom is what we are left with
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Me this Morning: Imma bring that heat to @SportsCenter on Friday God:
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Never Forget: J Cole almost dunked w no features
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*The State of DC Sports
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When nobody told you black church is all day
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OH WE REALLY DOIN THIS HUH?!
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I haven't seen England this mad since....
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"If i played in the east i would have 40,000 points"
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Every word of this from Trevor Noah
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Happy Birthday Michael Jackson #KingofPop
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*Rickon watching the Starks reunite on heaven’s cable #GameOfThrones
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This Black cop was pulled over here in Maryland. This is his story.
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This is how I will be addressing 2021
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Southwest: We not gon say it again
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Now that Christmas season is upon us, behold the greatest holiday song of ALL TIME
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This is the very moment someone gave up
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For me to even acknowledge Jackson Mahomes he must've done something irredeemably stupid like dancing on the memorial of a beloved player who died prematurely while his family was in attendance on the day they retired his number. I need apologies stat & not just from him.
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NO ONE: LITERALLY NOBODY: DC:
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*How I’m watching Luda vs Nelly next Saturday night
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Drake: You trash. Dray: Who wrote that?
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This feels like a hate crime
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The Giants would be crazy to fire Joe Judge. Signed, The Eagles, Cowboys & Washington Football Team
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Chicago Rodman vs Detroit Rodman
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers just won the Super Bowl with Black assistants leading the offense, defense and special teams. Congrats Byron Leftwich, Todd Bowles and Keith Armstrong.
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James Harden is the most ref dependent player in NBA history
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Talking all things non-politics today 6:30-9p on @1067theFan
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WORLD: THE AMERICANS ARE ARROGANT THE AMERICANS:
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Lebron needs J Prince to call off the Warriors
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No. - God
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Merica 2020
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Russell Westbrook deserves better, from fans, from the media, from everybody.
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*Colby Covington leaving the arena #UFC245
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Current Situation
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Antonio Brown only has one option left:
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PSA
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ESPN gave me the light and it's time to leave stage. Sincere gratitude to those who were so kind and supportive. Sorry for the mess I made.
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If jazz saxophone was a person
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DEAR COWBOYS FANS HOLD THIS:
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*Drake son at lunch today
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WHO TF ORDERS BURGERS FROM IHOP?!
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*Bryce Harper this morning
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No one who paid attention to how Kim Mulkey treated Brittney Griner should be surprised how she's handling Angel Reese. I'm just surprised it took this long to come to a head. She's been who she's been this whole time.
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I would love to know what Frontier’s protocol is for this behavior that would’ve been the proper alternative to the crew’s response
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One of the greatest scenes in TV history. Never forget. #tbt
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*The Moment We Forgot About Hope Solo
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Imma let Ja Morant finish but prime John Wall was one of the most explosive players OF ALL TIME
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Eric Bieniemy: I'll take the job Commanders:
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Either WFT has pulled off one of the greatest hoaxes in recent memory or we’re about to see one of the worst executed rollouts in recent history. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND. #WashingtonFootball
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You kids weekly reminder that Carmelo Anthony is a legend
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MOTIVATION: Lauren Bush getting down at Mrs. Jenkins Dance Academy in Columbia, South Carolina
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*Le'Veon Bell's agent rn
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🗣🗣🗣
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Army Second Lieutenant Caron Nazario: I'm afraid to get out of the car. Virginia Police: Yeah you should be. So much that angers my soul here. But note the repeated attempts to provoke & escalate this situation. Tell me these people are fit to carry a gun in a civilized society.
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America's Team: *Loses* America:
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*Tekashi flipping through old XXL's for people to snitch on
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"Yall should sign Colin Kaepernick" Jets: Naw we'll find somebody
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This is @JamalJimoh . He posted this on IG and we all thought Jesus called him home. But no he just liked how he looked. Don’t be @JamalJimoh
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Give me RedHogs, RedTails, I'll even take Washington Football Team just DO NOT let Washington Commanders be a thing #WashingtonFootball
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This so hype
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@TheBSLine @wesmanchild Happens every 67 seconds I spend in Philly 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Simone Biles stated her reason for coming back was bc if none of the USA gymnasts who’d been abused were current, it would be too easily swept under the rug, and she deserves a medal for that alone.
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Quarantine Day 16
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I asked "Why is Colin Kaepernick still unsigned?" Siri answered. (via @TheUndefeated )
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I really love yall
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Man listen
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The moment Giannis became President
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Can’t wait to reunite with @arielhelwani today on @Team980 . Coming up next...
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Man I Love DC
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Don't worry Greyhound & Megabus leave every hour on the hour #NoFlyList
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The 369th Infantry Regiment known as the “Harlem Hellfighters” upon arriving at the New York Harbor on February 12, 1919 #VeteransDay
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Serena Williams & Bianca Andreescu are why we love sports
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Cersei sent Drake to kill Arya with his weapon of choice: The Curse
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When nobody told you Black church is all day
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The best thing i saw on Halloween
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No matter how bad things may be remember this lady just ruined breakfast
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Trent Williams is STILL listed as the #1 LT by PFF in the year 2023 and DC gave him up years ago for a 3 wing dinner extra mumbo sauce
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On this day in 1963, an estimated 250,000 people came together to march on Washington and watch Dr Martin Luther King Jr deliver his iconic "I Have a Dream" speech
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Michael Jackson’s The Lady in My Life might be the most slept on song of all time. For good reason, being on Thriller and all, but it’s an absolute banger.
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Howard University Showtime Band is CRANKIN #Inauguration
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When he actin brand new bout the incest #GOT #DemThrones
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How I feel about Taco Bell without Mexican Pizza
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Ron Rivera. That’s my coach.
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A friendly PSA
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I am destroyed
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*Steph Curry after 3 games w Andrew Wiggins
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