🌈 watching nostalgic film and tv and trying to work out if that’s what made us queer 🌟 The Guardian’s 50 Funny Podcasts 🏳️🌈
@acaitlinpowell
&
@thekatebutch
HOROSCOPE SIGNS AS TRACY BEAKER CHARACTERS BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM ABOUT HOROSCOPES
ARIES: energetic and assertive, whether you’re stealing courgettes or judging a worm eating contest you’re the life and soul of the party 🥳
Every look worn by Lizzie McGuire in THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE, ranked.
A THREAD.
(This
#LizzieLewk
is number 20 because it doesn't actually appear in the film)
Today is a big day. Today we begin the WORLD CUP OF
#HorribleHistories
SONGS! Vote for your favourites below, as you decide the greatest historical bop of all time!
we love hearing that you’re binge listening to the pod and are obsessed with you all reporting back like you saw the fabric of time melt on an ayahuasca retreat
this week we’re doing as we damn well please (/taking a patreon suggestion) and reviewing St. Trinians 💅🏻 cross dressing? lucy punch? carte blanche to talk at length about how much we hate russell brand? YES PLEASE
this week we’re watching an iconic piece of lesbian cinema: it’s Miss Congeniality 💅🏻🔫 along the way we’re chatting ideal dates, pasty lips and the Drag Race UK finale!
so funny story last year the pod got featured in both GQ and Men’s Health (objectively quite funny for two felt penguins in bonnets to be featured in Men’s Health but we move) and we didn’t know?? look at us sitting pretty next to Off Menu wtf 🤯
Yer gals are in the
@guardian
! Thank you so much to everyone who recommended us, and to
@bethalicetwigg
for the lovely words!
(also, did nicole byer submit herself? obsessed)
Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.
@harrisonjbrock
As the number one Tracy Beaker-related podcast we endorse almost all of this except for queer icon Justine Littlewood not being in the top spot
Hail holy queens enthroned above, it’s Sister Act! This week we’re diving into some Catholic campery as we meet Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, and returning fave Kathy Najimy, plus so many more fabulous international women! Download this episode wherever you get your podcasts!
This week we are UNWELL (and we also have a cold) 🤧 and nobody stopped us so we reviewed all three of the 60th anniversary specials of Doctor Who! We talk Russell T annoying the right people, Kate reveals an unusual crush and Caitlin is now wanted by the British government 🛸
We’ve just hit 50,000 downloads! Thank you everybody who has listened, subscribed, shared, told a friend, told an enemy, told a national newspaper (!) and supported our queer nonsense!
we’re BACK! this week we’re tackling the queerest topic of all: REVENGE! it’s CBBC classique Get Your Own Back! 🤮💚💦 join us as we chat Drag Panto, tea towels and ritual humiliation at the hands of Dave Benson-Phillips. available wherever you get your podcasts
join us for this week’s episode where we ask the question, ‘what the fuck did we just watch?’ (as it turns out, it’s CBBC’s CAVEGIRL) she’s from the Midlands 💁♀️ join us as we chit chat design challenges, men called ‘stick’ and Linda the magical secret horse pony
1. Igloo Lizzie. Is this the most iconic lewk in cinematic history?
Yes.
From the frosty lip to the fact that the garment is INFLATED, this IS the ultimate
#LizzieLewk
. You bitches could never. But I'd like to see you try.
We’re back!! This week we are playing some Mind Games in Macclesfield with the CBBC classic ‘Best of Friends’! Plus, Kate dishes some behind the scenes gossip from RuPaul’s Drag Race UK! Find us wherever you get your podcasts!
WE ARE REVIEWERS SPECIALISING IN CBBC AND CITV LOOKING TO EXPAND INTO MUSIC V PROFESH AND HAVE NEVER ONCE CALLED A CHILD A CUNT TICKETS PLS AND THANK U
Have you listened to this week’s episode yet? We’re going wild in the aisles for the most ambitious crossover event in history: Rugrats Go Wild! 🏝️ listen now wherever you get your podcasts as we chat giant squid, Bruce Willis and how Kate’s the liar of DRUK5 🙊
We forgot to post yesterday because we were
#ChristmasDrinking
but at least it’s even more festive because it’s CHRISTMAS EVE! We’re reviewing holiday nightmare GREMLINS, and you can listen wherever you get your podcasts!
this week we’re reviewing camp classic: Clue! join us as we chat ru paul’s drag race uk, murder mysteries and do an awful lot of colleen camp impressions (apologies to the people of france 🇫🇷)
tell me about it stud 💅🏻 alright queers gird your loins because this week we’re reviewing some very attractive people doing musical theatre: it’s Grease 🚗 we’re talking eliminations, pussy wagons and doing a lot of silly voices. apologies to the people of australia 🇦🇺
I am:
⚪️ A man
⚪️ A woman
🔘 A felt penguin
In a:
⚪️ Mood
⚪️ State
🔘 Bonnet
Episode 18: The Muppet Christmas Carol, available wherever you get your podcasts
Just got my funding offer for my PhD at UCL!!! I’m officially going to be Doctor Powell! And when people ask ‘doctor of what?’ I’ll say ‘art history’ and they’ll go ‘oh’ I CANT WAIT ✨
learned how to rap we’re doing it questionably ✌️ if you’d like early episodes, voting, and access to our enormous back catalogue of exclusive content head on over to and join the nonsense
Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.
Wow I'm 2 minutes in and I'm CREASED already 😭 You two are so unserious I'm obsessed, it's very hard to listen to this at work and keep a professional head 🤭
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We've got a Semi Final! It's the penultimate round of the
#HorribleHistories
Song World Cup! The top two of each poll will be heading to the GRAND FINALE tomorrow! Vote for you favourites in this thread:
absolutely nothing queer to see here. not one single lesbian anywhere. we promise.
Episode 143: Bend It Like Beckham, is out now wherever you get your podcasts.
cheating on lovely Chiwetel?? choices 👀 if you want to celebrate the real spirit of christmas (9/11 and infidelity apparently) you’re in luck because this week we reviewed Love Actually! available wherever you get your podcasts 🎄