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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

My dating profile:

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

4 years

Even ISIS is working from home.

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

ISIS tells its terrorists not to travel to Europe for jihad — because of coronavirus

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Christian Becker

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Kinda sucks to use Sandra Bullock’s face for all this horrible stuff and not the ACTUAL lady who did it.

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@nypost

9 months

‘The Blind Side’ family bought 115 fast food joints, flew on private jets and went on lavish trips with movie profits

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Christian Becker

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1 year

So funny how Netflix is in MASSIVE debt, and here they have a movie that could easily make them $300M at minimum if they put it out wide, and they just go “naaaaaah.”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

5 months

My guy, you don’t have to make only 10 movies if you don’t want to. It’s a made up rule that you made up.

IndieWire

@IndieWire

5 months

Quentin Tarantino Didn’t Make His ‘Star Trek’ Movie Because He Didn’t Want It to Be His Last Film

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

This is like Hannibal Lecter wearing the face of his victim.

Lights, Camera, Barstool

@LightsCameraPod

2 years

Be Kind, Rewind First look at Melissa Fumero and Randall Park in Netflix's upcoming Blockbuster series

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

11 months

Everyone from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in character, and the only addition is Daniel Craig.

Film Codex

@FilmCodex

1 year

Who would you cast in Knives Out 3? 🔪

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

11 months

Knives Out 3 should take place here

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

11 months

The ‘BARBIE’ Dream House has mysteriously appeared in Malibu. (via @johnschreiber )

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

4 months

Nolan vs. his Peloton instructor

Variety

@Variety

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Christopher Nolan's Peloton Instructor Slammed One of His Movies During a Workout, Told the Class: 'That's a Couple Hours I'll Never Get Back Again!'

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

The Power of the Dog (2021)

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

I understand this sentiment, but I also had $0 at age 6.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 months

My eyes see OPPENHEIMER

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

“I wanted to be the first to tell you that the mask mandate is over.”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

6 months

This is what I imagine every podcast duo looks like

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

4 months

A new Grimace has been chosen

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the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

5 months

Netflix right now:

The A.V. Club

@TheAVClub

5 months

Squid Game: The Challenge winner hasn't received a cent of $4.56 million prize

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

1 year

I’m obviously talking about White Noise. Why, what did you think I was talking about?

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Fear Factor: West Village.

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Christian Becker

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6 years

Weird. Movie Pass just charged me $14,000 to see Hotel Transylvania 3.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Lucille Bluth walked so that Moira Rose could run. I SAID WHAT I SAID.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Breaking: Pete Davidson is now dating the Queen.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

1 year

Glass Onion (2022)

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

“We come to AMC theatres to love, to cry, to care. Because we need that, all of us.”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

1 year

@OG_McDuck They’ve also been around in the marketplace for years before all the others so I’d HOPE they’d be ahead just based on head start

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

1 year

@BringMeCalliope So when they acquire a franchise that’s a money maker, they should ignore all the various ways in which they could make money off of it? Clearly they thought the theatrical element of this was valuable enough to give it a week long run in the first place.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Please be Mary-Kate and Ashley 🤞🏻🤞🏻

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@getFANDOM

3 years

Elizabeth Olsen is 'really excited' for fans to see a major #WandaVision cameo that's on par with Luke Skywalker in 'The Mandalorian' 🤐 (via @TVLine | )

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

How much did Bill O'Reilly pay to settle a sexual harassment suit? He could have bought EVERY SINGLE TICKET to Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

1 year

When 99.9% of the time you post silly jokes, and then you go viral for something that isn’t a silly joke

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

The crew on Mission Impossible 7 after being briefed on the day’s stunts:

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

#Covfefe is a pre-existing condition.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Every Leonardo DiCaprio relationship

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

8 months

The Cultural Tutor

@culturaltutor

8 months

What is the single greatest shot in the history of cinema?

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Christian Becker

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8 years

Honestly, I'm just happy Leo got his cookies. #Oscars

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

4 years

Al Gore looks like Bruce Willis playing him on SNL.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

I refuse to learn how to spell Millo Yolouropylous correctly.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

4 years

Joe Biden isn’t the President, dude.

Matt Gaetz

@mattgaetz

4 years

In Joe Biden’s America your job is illegal, you are locked in your home, borders don’t exist, MS-13 lives next door and the police aren’t coming when the mob arrives. This is all of us.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

Lego Dunkirk seems like it could be fun.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

I FIGURED IT OUT! We're living in a movie adaptation of the game Cards Against Humanity.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

10 years

@NathanFillion You and my friend @RyanVisbeen have similar taste! #backtothefuture http://t.co/YoUsU1qDC8

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

Defenders characters ranked 1. Jessica Jones 2. Daredevil 3. Luke Cage 4. Foggy 5. Bartender 6. Wheelchair kid 7. Coffee 8. Iron Fist

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

Would be a great bit if you charged someone $10K for the name Steven.

New York Post

@nypost

2 years

I’m a professional baby namer: Rich parents pay me $10K to do it for them

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Thought this had maybe been in my inbox since 2005. But nope, this is a 2020 giveaway, folks!!

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

6 years

"DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!" "Sir, I asked if you were here for business or pleasure."

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

Saw some idiot in Central Park taking a knee. He had a ring and his girlfriend was real happy about it LIKE A COUPLE OF COMMUNISTS.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

6 years

Imagine being Lando in a Star Wars movie was only the third coolest thing you accomplished that year.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

4 years

Jared Leto is the character in a disaster movie who we have to explain everything to for exposition purposes.

JARED LETO

@JaredLeto

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Wow. 12 days ago I began a silent meditation in the desert. We were totally isolated. No phone, no communication etc. We had no idea what was happening outside the facility.

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Christian Becker

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4 years

Nothing to promote except this general PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS, STAY HOME, PROTECT THOSE YOU LOVE, HELP THOSE WHO WILL BE TAKING A FINANCIAL HIT DURING THIS TIME.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

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Describing a movie pre-Oscar season: “Hey this movie is pretty good! You should check it out.” Describing that same movie during Oscar season: “THIS MOVIE IS THE WORST PILE OF FILTH AND HERE’S A 150,000 WORD THINK PIECE ON WHY YOU’RE DUMB IF YOU LIKE IT”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

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[Spelling Bee] JUDGE: "Your word is Covfefe." KID: "Can...can you use it in a sentence?" JUDGE: "No, no I don't think that's possible."

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

5 years

ALADDIN (2019) Dir: Guy Ritchie

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Direct deposit: $1,400 Me on the Hogwarts Express:

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

Alien: "I've come take over your planet!" Me: I think we should hear this guy out"

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

This is perfect because it looks like what an ad for a guy who is doing great would look like.

Page Six

@PageSix

3 years

Bob Odenkirk gives health update after heart attack: 'I am doing great'

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

Does...THAT MEAN IT'S A PLAY?

Screen Rant

@screenrant

7 years

Avatar 2 Will Be Projected in Glasses-Free 3D -

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@TheAmazingBeck

4 years

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) shoulda been nominated for costume design.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

I heard #fyrefestival will be at Mar-a-Lago next year!

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

Now that there's no FBI director, I'm comfortable telling you that I have $13.75 worth of overdue library fines that I DO NOT plan on paying

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

“You ever been to a little Italian joint called Olive Garden?”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

6 years

2013: “Netflix to revive Arrested Development” 2017: “Netflix to revive Gilmore Girls” 2018: “Netflix to revive any of your dead friends/family for $11 a month” 2022: “Netflix CEO sentenced to life in prison for creating an army of monsters” 2025: “Netflix to revive Cheers”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

6 years

FILMMAKER: “We treated music like a character in the film.” ME: “Woah. This guy’s good.”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Shoutout to the person still running the Inception Facebook page

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

8 years

I wonder how Donald Trump feels about all these Pokemon coming into our country.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

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Jersey City Heights looking at Hoboken during a flood

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

4 years

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What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.

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Christian Becker

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3 years

He could move the boat

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

6 years

Imagine being a grown adult who bullies an actress online because you didn’t like her performance in the space robot laser sword movie.

Star Wars Facts

@sw_tweets

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Kelly Marie Tran has deleted all the posts off her Instagram due to months of harassment she has received for her character Rose in #TheLastJedi

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Christian Becker

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7 years

Me meeting a new person: "play it cool, Christian." Also me: *friend requests on Facebook, follows on Instagram, likes tweet from May 12'*

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

New Buzz looks like a college QB who takes Geology 101 because he needs a science credit.

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Christian Becker

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3 years

“I am weed.”

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

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After 7 movies I’m starting to think these missions are possible.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

BREAKING: Steve Bannon to be replace as Chief Strategist by statue of Robert E. Lee.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

6 years

MSNBC: Michael Cohen's third client is Sean Hannity. CNN: Michael Cohen's third client is Sean Hannity. Nickelodeon: Cohen’s third client is Sean Hannity. Food Network: Michael Cohen's third client is Sean Hannity. Fox News: James Comey likes Caddyshack 2 more than the first!

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

It really is a miracle of biblical proportions that Tim Allen hasn't played Joel Osteen in a movie yet.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

8 years

Due to budget cuts, Martin Freeman was replaced with a dog. #Sherlock

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Christian Becker

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3 years

@joshgondelman @blocktimusprime But I like to think we have our best people on it!

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3 years

A long time ago. In a Dunkin Donuts faw faw away.

WBZ | CBS News Boston

@wbz

3 years

‘Star Wars: Kenobi’ Reportedly Set To Film In Boston Next Month

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Christian Becker

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9 years

Wow! Very moved by Anesthesia. Kristen Stewart is unbelievably heartbreaking and will bring about tears. #Oscars #TFF2015

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Christian Becker

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4 years

The thing I hate most about social isolation is checking my phone alone instead of mid-conversation in front of other people.

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Christian Becker

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7 years

Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" got a sequel before The Incredibles did.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

"Iron Man won the Civil War. END OF STORY!" -Sean Spicer

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Christian Becker

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3 years

When the most prestigious twitter account in the world is your burner account

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Ok but not calling it Ice Scream sort of sucks.

Chris Strider

@stridinstrider

3 years

“Scream on Ice” exists! I repeat - “Scream on Ice” exists! 😱

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

1 year

Very funny how they framed this as not being a part of a movie or anything.

New York Post

@nypost

1 year

Robert Downey Jr. spotted looking unrecognizable as balding redhead

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

This looks like a movie poster for something that tries to win a bunch of Oscars but gets nothing.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

7 years

Did everyone remember to leave out milk and cookies for Robert Mueller tonight?

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

Dune (2021)

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

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@taymacintyre @GoingMedieval Haha perfect!

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New York Post

@nypost

3 years

NYPD releases photos of suspect in Bryant Park subway shove

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1 year

No one: Arizona Ice Tea:

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Christian Becker

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3 years

Nothing but respect for MY Winter Solider

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

2 years

Makes sense, honestly.

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Christian Becker

@TheAmazingBeck

3 years

@PiaGlenn I saw someone bring up a good point that if they’re doing this to a mega star like her, imagine what they can do to lesser known actors/filmmakers. Makes a little less about her and more just on the principal of the matter.

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Christian Becker

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6 years

I don’t think the human race deserves a Paddington 3. We BARELY deserved 1.

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