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i'm never on here, contact me somewhere else if you want an actual reply. contact business manager for business inquiries: @Simon_Berman .

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im so ruthlessly commited to Dialectics that i am constantly at war with the person i was two days ago, who is a clown and a coward
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one of the confusing things about transphobia for me is the lack of curiosity/delight in humans simply doing something unusual. like is it not just cool to you that a man is pregnant, or a lady is very tall. does that not imbue a sense of wonder to your mundane existence
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i found a tumblr account that is posting the worst horses i have ever seen
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tumblr is really good now but if you come back there and post like youve learned to post on twitter you will be torn apart like a meat pumpkin in the wild dog exhibit. so wipe your feet first
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@arscronius @yumcoconutmilk ok sorry I'll make sure to not have too much mental illness when I go to the mental illness doctor so i don't make them uncomfy
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re: the incel discourse - everyone should take a day and go read their subreddits and forums and chans to get an idea of whats actually going on with those guys. a consistent event is individuals in the group actually having sex or even a relationship and nothing changing
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hey does anyone know what school district this guy works for. no reason
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another consistent event is individuals leaving, getting better, and then coming back to try to pull others out of the crab bucket. their stories are all the same: i just decided one day i was going to stop being a dipshit, i started taking care of myself, and my life improved
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its exactly the same as any other cult or abuse deprogramming, the victim has to reach a crisis point and then have the resources to change. the whole sex thing is completely illusory and irrelevant no matter how much they protest
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tumblr was just forced, at gunpoint, to make another purge in order to stay on the apple store, and the list of banned words is incredibly funny. they banned "girls". they banned "poop".
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people love it when i do a stupid human trick like idk, ratchet my double jointed arms up behind my back and grasp my own shoulder blades or whatever. would it not be more impressive if i grew a whole ass beard
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the culture gap between twitter and tumblr rn is very similar to the one between facebook and twitter in like 2014. if youve been posting here all this time you are now running behind
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to be clear i *fully* understand why culture informs transphobia and do not need it explained to me lol. i am having an idle thought out loud on line
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hbomberguy's roblox oof video was immensely satisfying to me because i got into a beef with tommy tallerico about ten years ago when i was writing for some game blog or another. i wish i could find the article but i KNEW THEN that he was garbage and now i feel so smug
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how does this thing stand up without tipping over
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that first pic is NOT photoshopped
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it's come to my attention that many of you CHILDREN have not seen this foundational piece of media, so here it is
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this thing is not standing on an incline
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this is a lie, Peter Coffin is a known liar, the fact that i have to make a post like this every few years and every single time a bunch of people are shocked is just evidence that being "canceled" is meaningless
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it should not be illegal to eat horses in the united states
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here's a fascinating document i discovered by accident yesterday. it's a case report written by an autistic redditor, with all the expected writing mannerisms such status imparts, of what happened after he was given an oxytocin nasal spray prescription.
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funniest thing hes ever done or said, they must have gotten his go juice exactly right that morning
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@punished_cait if my husband didnt immediate back me up in this situation i would divorce him instantly
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"basepaws" is advertising heavily on instagram rn and please dont spend hundreds of dollars on a "DNA test" for your cat. do not buy it as a gift for someone. it is a scam. cat domestication did not happen like dog domestication, a DNA test cannot tell you your cat's "breed"
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strap in, this one is a journey
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these boyfriends are so shaped
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all the doctor subreddits rn are full of surgeons talking about how they have suddenly had their amphetamine prescriptions go unfilled, so thats probably good
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please stop making me join discords to get basic troubleshooting or documentation for every single individual fucking app and website. i am begging you on my hands and knees 1. register a URL 2. put your documentation on it 3. make a public bug tracker
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people getting injured in the foam pit: waivers are sort of "fake" in that their primary purpose is to trick civilians into THINKING you cannot sue for very clear cut negligence, when often, you very much can. victims SHOULD contact a personal injury lawyer asap
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@TLGDoesThings @Sw33tsTTV @JakeSucky Yeah and unfortunately we can do shit about it cause we had to sign a waiver too.
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read a post like 15 yrs ago about why so many thousands of kids became obsessed with Sonic and it was like "at some point between the ages of 10 and 14 a bell goes off just once and whatever youre doing at that exact moment is what youre into for the rest of your life"
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@punished3liza If you caught an episode of Aeon Flux on MTV without realizing it, there's a 75% chance you are now horny for androids and/or body horror.
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chili neighbor discourse is almost entirely missing the actual context for the mobbing which is that it was lead by a k/i/w/i/far/ms-adjacent gang who has been harassing the OP for years and just took advantage of the absolutely idiotic "disability" fandom on this fucking site
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some sort of bird? /???
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at least hes easy to get on and off of
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of couRSE IT IS. THIS MAKES ME FURIOUS. anyone over the age of 25 will remember how you used to be able to put a search string into google and get relevant results on page 1, results with actual data written by humans. you cannot tell people to "google it" anymore
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good lord
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"girls banned from tumblr" is the funniest fucking thing i have heard in my life
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im going to lower myself into a drain
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tumblr has finally been made safe for the bisexuals
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ahahahahahaha
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tumblr is a free website where you can post with your friends
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tumblr is currently an open air drug market, i mean you can literally type "ketamine" and buy ketamine from a whatsapp dealer. i checked and that #ketamine tag still works fine lmfao. also none of the pro-eating disorder tags have been touched
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please dont
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@Arii_Arii_Arii_ @guy_freire @bluechude if a man approaches me in a grocery store for literally any reason except that my wallet fell out of my pocket or I'm on fire or something he is automatically sorted into the dumpster. bothering women in public in non-social venues is the fastest way to get shitcanned
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for four grand you can spell it however you want
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@Synapsid yeah i think about that a lot. it was very "wow! what a time to be alive!"
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