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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

9 months

let's try this again; plato's cave inhabitant doses acid, asks shadow puppeteer, "am I supposed to see anything? there's just a wall"

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

'medical authorities' talking about caffeine: caffeine isn't considered addictive, it's unclear whether there even is a withdrawal syndrome, trust us it's totally fine! drug people talking about caffeine: this shit fucked me up like it was cocaine and quitting made me wanna die

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

9 months

I think I'm starting to enjoy visiting r/madokamagica again this is like watching people from an alternate universe who think queer people are a fujoshi conspiracy

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1 year

half the trans girls getting piled on for having Reddit Fashion don't even have the money to have more than one default outfit like what you expect someone to to dress like the pinnacle of cisfem conform when they can't get clothes fitted & have 5 socks 1 skirt and 2 shirts???

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

11 months

I can't add alt text because twitter broke that functionality

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

2 years

some mental disorders explained simply: autism: too correct ADHD: too fast schizophrenia: too enlightened ASPD: too based NPD: too cool DID: too many

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

11 months

"meta is bad too" no, meta is the ORIGINAL horrible tech company, they even changed their name to try to make you forget, it's not an asterisk placed behind using insta or threads, they're the one company you already knew years ago NEVER to give your data to

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

4 years

@shindags @stellahymmne

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

6 months

I built a gaming PC in 2015, it will run things like rocket league at 150 frames per second without problems, the discord "x is typing..." animation, consisting of text and three dots, consistently spikes my CPU usage by 50% we should be allowed to kill webdevs

Murray

@MyNameIsMurray

6 months

I see people joking about new PCs with 128GB RAM finally being enough for Google Chrome. I see people posting faster and faster Internet speeds. Combined, I don't think this is means we win, rather it's a removal of constraints from Web developers who'll take this as a challenge.

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

8 months

TIL that we literally don't know where salvia divinorum comes from, the plant is pretty much sterile (has NEVER been observed to produce viable seed in the wild), local populations are all clones, it's probably not a hybrid, and it might be a cultigen but we don't know where from

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

2 years

right, now that twitter allows for taller aspect ratios, we can post this legendary umineko meme we made during our read a year ago

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

9 months

sayaka: "I can't believe coach got ligma" homura: "w-what's ligma?" sayaka: "ligma balls hahaha gotteem" [89 loops later] madoka: "homura-chan, what's ligma?" homura: "evil intentions can hide behind the most innocent smiles, do not entertain those who speak such foul words"

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

8 months

you've gotta admit drugs are such a cool concept you can just put molecules in you that change how your brain works and for some reason authorities want to forbid you from doing this (they want your brain to work one specific way I guess)

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

4 months

one of my best friends told me the story of how she broke her leg, went to the hospital, told them "my leg is broken, I need an x-ray", and they kept telling her "if it were you would be screaming in pain", she kept yelling at the doctors "I know when my body is broken! scan me!"

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@_alialkhatib

4 months

on reddit someone posted a literal rock that came out of their ear after more than 20 years stuck in there (since childhood), and they seem to be stuck in a repeating loop, endlessly explaining to redditors the realities of having a doctor who fundamentally doesn't believe you

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

I have been at this shit for 5 years and my broke ass has a grand total of 3 functional skirts and I have to worry about budgeting tights to replace the ones that tear from fucking thigh friction, I am way more likely to get pushed into budget techwear than actual cisfem fashion

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

8 months

just had someone tell me "autism isn't enough of a disability to be incapable of work, you just need accommodations for neurodivergent thinking" and I think I'm done with autism acceptance it's time to start demonising autism again & make people think it's a mortal curse

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

8 months

medical professional obsessed with clocking 'drug seeking' patients are a special breed

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

the crucial mistake in (C-)PTSD literature, discussion, treatment, recovery, is the assumption that the traumatic stressor has ceased the average trans woman does not suffer from Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, she suffers from Complex Acute Traumatic Stress Disorder

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

@ChazakielDoremi I *can* see a method to survive a year in solitary, but it's entirely too deranged for me or probably anyone short of utterly mythical significance to put in practice, it's entirely unrealistic, step ONE is full ego death

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

withdrawals 2 to 9 days my fucking ass btw, I'm lucky if the migraines stop at the 2 week mark and at this rate I think it's gonna be a couple months before my energy levels actually recover and my brain finds some equilibirum again 3 years stimmed up isn't w/o consequences

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

also how many people do you know who A. had a long term caffeine addiction B. quit said caffeine addiction and C. ACTUALLY STAYED OFF CAFFEINE LONG ENOUGH TO STABILISE AGAIN

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

2 years

"two lesbians should just get a man and share him" horrible, awful statement, please reflect on yourself "two lesbians should just get a girl and share her" incredible, revolutionary, you have mastered life and should be invited to be among the smartest beings of the universe

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

>consumer audio devices become boomier >music becomes mixed more harshly and sibilantly to retain detail on consumer audio devices >music doesn't sound boomy enough now, consumer audio devices become boomier >music becomes mixed more harshly and sibilantly to retain- STOP PLEASE

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

9 months

shot and chaser

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

7 months

@dethcultdeskjob evergreen

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

two of the three skirts were gifts by the way, all of them fucking broke, two were fixed, one is still broken but """functional""" if you just accept your doom with the zipper

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

8 months

this combined with it being the only known organism to produce a pharmacologically unique hallucinogenic substance with arguably the most unique and bizarre structure among any, containing only carbon, hydrogen and oxygen, with no nitrogens whatsoever, makes it DEEPLY unsettling

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

extremely fucked up that people don't know that if you wash yourself excessively often you start stinking way faster because the stinky compounds your body makes have like an actual purpose

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

6 months

a popular myth is that people who are Very Plural are aware of their plurality. nothing could be further from the truth. the Very Plural are capable of generating much more novel and fascinating ways to be naive to their plurality and exercise this capability wantonly

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

I'm on acid right now but cars should be instinctually understood to be a mistake when did we, in all our wisdom, decide human decision making and cognitive skills are reliable enough to employ in piloting giant projectiles that, in event of a mistake, kill OTHERS

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

2 years

hosts of plural systems

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

back in the day, I thought, oh I've gotta come out to my parents you gotta make sure they respect you, gotta come out as trans, gotta come out as plural, they gotta know no, live in the shadow, tell them nothing, they don't know you yesterday and they won't tomorrow

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

correction: only known organism to produce it in quantities where it is viable for human recreational or entheogenic use

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@puella_meiberu

11 months

twitter is a dying forum now run by a megalomaniac who can't figure out how to keep an army of ants from posting things he doesn't like, meta purposefully radicalised your grandma, inspired everyone to deny you housing and gleefully assisted in the genocide of your sisters

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

Emby 🦑 🍤 チルノP

@mcsquiddies

1 year

who got that one touhou video

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

treatment for this C-ATSD does not look like de-escalating every trigger and learning to be vulnerable, it looks like taking control over one's trauma responses, figuring out what is and isn't extraneous, and learning to healthily conquer environments that are never 100% safe

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

frequently when antipsychiatry comes up in spaces that aren't all schizophrenic plurals, we see a lot of people going "well I (a cis heterosexual white male in tech) benefited from therapy so not all therapists are bad" which is, missing a very crucial piece of the puzzle

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

4 months

it's so fun having to explain to people "yeah the reason there's so much isekai slop with bizarre titles is that japanese 'novels dot com', the largest self-publishing platform, doesn't have a description field for stories, requiring the title alone to draw in readers"

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

9 months

"this trans feminine story makes me uncomfortable as a trans masculine individual" -phrases spoken without a hint of irony

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@puella_meiberu

2 months

all the autistics who got repeatedly accused of being 'pretentious' and bullied for their language in childhood knew right from the start that this was exactly where it was going

Goof

@goofxist

2 months

Horrible previously unknown side effect of AI: people with large vocabularies getting accused of being AI

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

8 months

sapir whorf is so funny cause "the structure of language affects your cognition" is unambiguously true and any half-conscious person who's learned a second language knows this but they used it to be weird and racist so now everyone has to pretend it's not real for moral purity

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

if you're visibly autistic enough in the presence of people who don't get it they literally will not perceive you, your behaviour and being is so unfathomable to them that they literally refuse to fathom it and run their cognitive processes as if you aren't there at all

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

10 months

banning public urination and defecation is inhumane and criminalises existence outside of paid-for buildings and I'm so disappointed this is just not a topic in politics

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@puella_meiberu

4 months

after she threatened to just check into the ER again if they kicked her out, they went "fiiine, we'll scan you so you can see that it's nothing" obviously the scan showed her leg was broken

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

clarifications: no I do not think this is cisfem fashion you're just picking on easy targets (pathetic) my actual fashion objective is to make people think they walked in on a FLCL spinoff if you bully tgirls for not dressing cisfem you will be undone by your own hand

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

2 years

shoutouts to anyone who's here from another world, another life, everyone who misses their form, their capabilities, their people, their routines, maybe even their battle, who continue to exist despite this world persistently telling them they don't you're the real ones

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

we don't own any pants btw

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

drug education doesn't just look like telling people about the dangers of illegal drugs, it looks like informing people on how energy drinks, coffee, even tea, are potent drugs, it means informing them of the workings of alcohol as a gabaergic depressant & of dependence syndromes

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

white phosphorous is such a deeply fucked up thing to ever use as a weapon, unusually fucking cruel, material that self-ignites in presence of oxygen and is damn near impossible to separate from the human body once it burns its way in, that's so fucking bad dude

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@puella_meiberu

6 months

how long will we go before stricter caffeine regulation is the norm you wager

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

AUTISM IS NOT "THINKING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY" IN ITS FUCKING TOTALITY, YOU OBNOXIOUS FUCKS AUTISM CAN ALSO MEAN BEING A PILE OF FLESH SCREAMING IN AGONY INCAPABLE OF DISCERNING LIGHT FROM DARK OR LOUD FROM QUIET CONTORTING INVOLUNTARILY UNABLE TO MAINTAIN HUMAN SHAPE OR THOUGHT

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

as far as I'm concerned the "neurodivergence" movement has completely failed every single time I read "neurodivergence" now it's in the context of a neoliberal argument for us being neurotypical+, it took one decade for everyone to forget autism can be a debilitating disability

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

@ChazakielDoremi informational entropy will kill you so need to spend years beforehand observing enough in maximum detail, then relegate all experience of that to nonperson nonbeing in your brain, problem is accessing that data will alter it and eventually grind it into noise, it's finite

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

thinking about how I took an overdose of psychedelics and then watched madoka magica, thought I was gonna die, struggled through the infinite pain of the true realisation, then watched rebellion, and yet my sober tripsitter was the one who took more psychic damage that day

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

there was a time where this was "completely dysfunctional retard disease" and this dysfunction was recognised, we have now 'progressed' to "being slightly cringe disease" and now everyone thinks if you're a completely dysfunctional retard you just need to Take Responsibility

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

@ChazakielDoremi then there's the mental machinery to set up, walk in, flick a switch, kill the Self, completely, external world no longer exists, there is no waiting, no *need* to keep time, drop fully into an inner world set up to periodically reboot you and itself, a timeloop

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@puella_meiberu

4 months

explaining this cursed kanji for my followers

馬のゆい

@umanoyui

4 months

！？コンクリートの略字だ！

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1 year

the process of 'coming out' is a moralist op meant to enforce community/family integration and subjugate people to groups, fuck that shit, just fucking show up with tits and bangs and a skirt or with a different person in your body and tell them only what's convenient for you

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

how about I stand up to shake your hand because I feel threatened if you try and touch me while you're towering over me

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@puella_meiberu

2 years

@Celica_Art <may> the concept of red flags in relationships as a whole is so fucky when usually relationships fall apart because of some mutual incompatibility rather than one party being Irredeemably Evil, assigning red flags to the other party is just a way to dodge introspection

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

11 months

i wanted to change who can reply because I don't feel like dealing with the peanut gallery but that feature is broken too now lmao, mute conversation it is then

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

the most tragic part of my cognitive decline is I cannot fucking keep track of people's headmates any more, I've just turned into one of those "wait which one are you" supportive boomer nascar dads, I have NO fucking idea what's going on and I cannot remember what went on

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

oh yeah underage drinking (use of a gabaergic depressant) totally fucks your brain up forever it's horrible but chronic underage (and nonconsensual) use of antipsychotics, SSRIs, SNRIs, stimulants incl. cathinones, other gabaergic depressants, etc, is fine! take your pills!

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@puella_meiberu

2 years

@RPokenic @vanilladoIl I can't believe you managed to tony hawk ariana grande

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@puella_meiberu

8 months

therapy's usefulness scales against social acceptability, therapists are mini-hitlers, if mini-hitler thinks you're one of the good ones, you'll do fine in therapy, and if mini-hitler does not think you're one of the good ones, you are not going to do fine in therapy

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

fellas, if your girl -constantly says things that seem weirdly quotable -seems to frequently be reminded of something, somewhere, that you don't know about -plays with objects in ways alluding to visual symbolism that's not your girl, that's a fictional character!

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@puella_meiberu

4 months

if "senpai" and "kouhai" are on their way to being valid english then surely we also need to import "maou" at some point cause I'm tired of hearing "demon king"

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@puella_meiberu

4 months

[presented with a situation where doctors are not taking someone seriously at all because they're not a subservient baby] "the problem here is that everyone wants healthcare too loudly so now we can't know who needs healthcare any more" people like this make bad doctors

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@puella_meiberu

5 months

scarier than dead internet theory is the absurd yet likely notion that a very substantial portion of the population genuinely has that few braincells

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@puella_meiberu

10 months

hopefully a cold take: the success of medical cannabis is not in any magical property of the plant making it a comparatively phenomenal drug, it's in the hands-off approach, the way cannabis is used as needed and desired instead of prescribed for arbitrary amounts & intervals

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@puella_meiberu

2 months

really have to double emphasise just how bad the current world has fallen into scientism SCIENTISTS ARE NOT MOTIVATED TO FIND TRUTH OR DISCOVER THiNGS THEY ARE MOTIVATED TO CREATE THE APPEARANCE OF DISCOVERY AND TRUTH THEIR LIVELIHOODS DEPEND ON THIS

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@mbateman

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This is a book for 4 year olds I hate this so much

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@ChazakielDoremi those experiences and memories can't stay locked away either, so by the time it's over you'll need to isekai back into existence with them, and hope the trauma doesn't render you incapable of joy NOT WORTH

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

@ChazakielDoremi I ponder the mental ramifications of this a lot and I don't know why I do it, it scares the living shit out of me

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@puella_meiberu

2 years

@RPokenic @vanilladoIl that is ariana grande

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8 months

most glompable person I know now also has experience with both the lysergic and fungal substances and when I asked her what she thought the qualitative differences were she deferred to my way of speaking in "the fungi zoom you in and the acid zooms you out" as being most accurate

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

@ChazakielDoremi necessary courtesy of limited data, but then even with your former ego fully dead the problem is repetitions will slowly alter this inner world into a hellscape, the only thing to really bank on is staying naive to its nature and the external world

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

"I could never get away with showering less than once per day, I'd start stinking so bad" yeah you WOULD, you have a SHOWERING TOLERANCE

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@puella_meiberu

1 year

things I regularly need to remind myself of: -the human brain itself is a mind-altering substance -full informed consent to an altered state of mind is not possible, it has to be taken on good faith based on experience or curiosity -materialism is a religion

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@puella_meiberu

9 months

can we also highlight how fucked up it is that almost every country is like "you have no right to welfare if you weren't born here lol lmao"

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@puella_meiberu

2 months

that orange lemonade has a higher caffeine density than the concoction I call "hell tea" I have fed this "hell tea" to someone who regularly does all sorts of drugs and is in fact on acid right now she said it had "the worst body load of any drug I've ever taken, by far"

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@rnaboursIII

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Great news everyone, the lemonade that kills you was not discontinued and is still available by the jug

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@puella_meiberu

5 months

extremely frustrating when people go off about "[x] is a pedophile!", "something something Child Porn", and you have to fucking ask, "real? or is it someone cranking their hog to lines on paper again?" and 95% of the time it’s someone cranking their hog to lines on paper

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1 year

if you repeatedly strip your skin of literally everything your body *wants* to put on there of course it starts putting it on there faster and faster

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

"caffeine addiction is a symptom of protestantism, in a healthy capitalist worker's culture we'd have methamphetamine and cocaine addictions" -actual thought my brain produced

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

"this is a W for creators" "time to make more money" "rare youtube W" "good for creators" I hope you enjoy me never watching something on the platform again

Dexerto

@Dexerto

1 year

YouTube is reportedly testing a block for Adblock plugins

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

asked my shapes-brained friend if american suburbs are hypersigils, she becomes physically unwell upon being asked as she was aware of this but had made herself forget

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

6 years

🌕 @LittlewintA

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

TAKEAWAY: IF YOU'RE A TRANSFEM TAKING PROGESTERONE FOR HRT PUT PROGESTERONE UP YOUR ASS OR DON'T TAKE IT AT ALL OTHERWISE IT'S LESS HRT AND MORE JUST AN ADDICTIVE SEDATIVE BLOOD TESTS LIE (THEY CAN'T REALLY TELL PROGESTERONE FROM THE SEDATIVE METABOLITES)

🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

progesterone is good but you should not be like me and figure out the optimal way to get shitfaced off of taking it orally and then do that every night because you will develop a terrible dependence and withdrawals possibly without even knowing why lol

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

9 months

got sidetracked in the middle of ranting about the current era

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

ordinarily I would leave a take like this be after getting spontaneously flashbanged by it, but I have to ask; where on earth does this come from, why are people so desperate to perform character assassinations on the guy, you can get better dirt than this on MOST authors

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

4 months

have you noticed how you can't 'just say shit' any more unless you control the space? how people are all vicious animals with no forgiveness, talking only to fight, playing footsies and jabbing at any opening? have you noticed how it wasn't always like this? I don't like it

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

7 months

Haruhi: got some straight gas ❤️‍😛 this strain is called "Sensation Of Suzumiya" 😵‍💫 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Kyon: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: maybe I should wear the bunnysuit for once his buddy koizumi pacing: the agency is lying to us

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

2 months

there's tragically a rather dominant cultural milieu where going "I was wrong my bad" marks you with metaphorical prey pheromones and helps get you ousted or made irrelevant, so people are heavily encouraged to double down at all times I want that to stop

Jason

@envinyon

2 months

The ability to just say "oh I was wrong my bad" will make you a much happier and overall more pleasant person to be around contrary to popular belief, you don't have to double down on things you've said for literally no benefit

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🌻 PsychedeIic Mycelia Madoka Magica

@puella_meiberu

1 year

trans schizo connective tissue traumacreature: "I'm having this issue where-" me:

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