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hi just FYI we are a company called Postmates and we are willing to drive all over the city looking for a very specific fancy moisturizer so your security detail doesn’t have to
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@johnlegend @chrissyteigen we like to overdeliver 😉
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Two years ago today, Post Malone ordered 10,000 Popeyes biscuits to a party at Coachella. We hereby dub today Postmate Malone day.
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It’s the first day of #BlackHistoryMonth and we’re kicking it off with @theweeknd and a surprise in Tampa Bay.
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You shouldn't miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we've teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride
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@chrissyteigen if it shows up raw I’m firing myself
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What does @Eminem eat before a big performance? @momsspaghetti , of course. And you can too if you're in LA. The popup ends today so get it while you can—only on Postmates*.
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Someone tell @KimKardashian that she can have free delivery for life if she names her next baby Postmates or Posty or Posty McPostface.
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Season 4 of @RickandMorty premieres tonight on @adultswim , don’t forget your plumbus. Use code MEESEEKS for free delivery 🧪
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Now more than ever, we are proud to be #OpenToAll . We will stand for love, even when policies threaten equality. Join us in supporting @ACLU .
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@davenewworld_2 Like others seeing this video, we’re completely appalled by this event that took place. Postmates denounces racism, and is committed to the safety of everyone using our platform. Please know we are looking into this incident and in the process of reaching out to the courier.
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. @UnburntWitch Sigh. Fine.
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Flowers say, “I’m sorry.” Chocolates say, “I love you.” Handcuffs... well, you get the idea. Yep. #WeGetIt . Tell us your craziest @Postmates order with #PostmatesGetsIt and you may score $100 in delivery credit!
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@Tinder @elijahdaniel @tanamongeau Hm…. @Tinder Gold, one sec…Yep @elijahdaniel , we’re delivering you some actual gold. And, cuddles. Golden cuddles.
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@tanamongeau @elijahdaniel Unlimited Delivery is way #betterthanyourboyfriend ! How about 3 years on us to prove it. You too @elijahdaniel !
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@DoctorBerlin @chrissyteigen Considering our track record with Chrissy, she should probably only do that if she wants surprise quadruplets
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The “Travis Scott Collection” is live in the app. Check out @trvisXX ’s favorite digs in NY, LA, HOU, as well as select restaurants nation wide. Stream @trvisXX ’s new single ‘Highest In The Room’ now.
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look if you are staying in alone on a Friday night to binge the entire 5th season of @BojackHorseman (no judgment) u might as well get some free churros from Jack In The Box courtesy of @Netflix
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Boys, boys. There's plenty of us to go around. 😘
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@maxiswho @Postmates You tryna make a move on my girl max?
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nah but we can deliver you 4.0 burritos so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Today, we’re celebrating #FiftyShadesDarker . Open the app at 3pm & you could get a special surprise from Mr. Grey!
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Santa who? Your wish has been granted @AndreaRussett ! We are delivering fuzzy blankets and plenty of cheer to @midnightmission as we speak. #BetterThanSanta
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@elijahdaniel We are polyamorous so, that's cool. 😘😘😘😘😘
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Turns out that @DojaCat 's real bestie is broccoli cheddar soup. It’s her top ordered item, and we’re revealing all of her order history right now on The Receipt. 🧵👇
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I heard you could be anything you wanted to be... So I decided to be pure unadulterated @Postmates . Have you met the new me?
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@chrissyteigen a live look at our office
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@chrissyteigen @Postmates_Help I know we can’t undeliver all those limes but we’d still love to try to make it right! You’re a powerful enemy we’d prefer not to have 😬
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Hey LA, Santa is making a stop in your town to grant special LA wishes. Respond to this tweet with your holiday wish with hashtags #BetterThanSanta #PostmatesContest . You might just be next! Rules here:
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Oof burnt. Just like your burgers. #NationalRoastDay
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@Postmates Sorry this took so long. Waiting for our Postmates to show up. BOOM! Roastmates
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To celebrate #FiftyShadesDarker we’re dishing out a special surprise from Mr. Grey tomorrow. Check back tom for details!
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@PostMalone Are you roll playing call of duty? Nvm, we won't ask. We gotchu.
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@g_maximus12 @drevangoldstein @smartthrob Exactly. We're tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education. Homosexual sex, specifically bottoming, is all too often omitted and stigmatized. Not this year. Happy Pride!
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One person who retweets this will get $500 in Postmates credits. Stop reading and RT already.
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Your Postmate is arriving soon.
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What do you declare your dependence on @Postmates for... #hamburgers ? #tacos ? Tell us w/ #WhatThe4th & you may score 2 FREE Hamilton tickets!
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Rise and s̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ dine because the weekend is here. Use code: RISEANDSHINE for free delivery on orders $10+ valid now through to midnight.
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daddy’s girls 🙄🙄😍
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Forget the 12 days of Christmas. “Everyday is Christmas” with us and @Sia . Download her new album today to spend the weekend curled up listening and Postmating your every need. Also, free delivery: .
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Our friend @KatyPerry is hiding unreleased 🎶 from her new album #WITNESS exclusively in @Postmates . Order to👂RN.
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Us waiting to watch @justinbieber 's new Yummy video.
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Bay Area fans, show some love! RT to vote for our favorite All-Star @KDTrey5 #NBAVote @Postmates will give lucky RT-er a jersey signed by Kevin Durant himself.
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Prepare for an exclusive Postmates x @KidCudi collab, the #MunchiesMenu , available in LA, NY, SF, MIA and CHI. Today through to 5/25/19.
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@chrissyteigen .....do we need to postmate you a toilet? Because we can 🤔
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We've partnered w/ @Lactaid to celebrate the #1stDayOfSummer w/ a FREE DIY milkshake kit from @_NewTerritories !
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@netflix 👀👀
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@nitrodong hang on we’re checking
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Your wish has been granted @KristenMcAtee and we've got the pictures to prove it. #BetterThanSanta @Target @UCSFBenioffOAK
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hi @Postmates if you’re #betterthansanta , please send @UCSFBenioffOAK some toys for the kids that may be spending the holidays there! or honestly any of the children’s hospitals ❤️ the oakland location just happens to be close to my heart and family ✨
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Coming in for the assist with @youngwhiteside . Hit up the DRINKS tab #Miami ! #StayHydrated cc @MiamiHEAT
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LA, hope you’re ready to carbo-load because @Eminem is bringing @momsspaghetti to town. But you can only get it delivered with Postmates—now through 2/13. See app for availability.
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Zero Emissions. Faster #Postmates . Introducing our zero-emissions electric transportation initiative w/ @RideGenZe .
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@ColtonLHaynes Love is love, especially when it comes to food. Your wish is our command. 🍗
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@PostMalone We got you. Send us a DM and we'll take care of the guitars.
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NYC! Use code "Z" today for a chance to win @zaynmalik 's album & VIP tickets to see him!
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You tweeted, we listened. Now please, don’t cook. Get your Don’t Cookbook now at .
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@chrissyteigen oh thank god
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We're on a mission to prove, yet again, that we're #BetterThanSanta by delivering your wildest holiday wishes. Tweet us with hashtag #BetterThanSanta and we might just grant your wish in minutes 🎁
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Pour yourself one more round of eggnog, it’s last call for wishes. Get your buzzer beater wish in by using #BetterThanSanta and #PostmatesGiveaway by 2 PM PST. NoPurNec.18+. See terms at
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Hey LA! Skip the line for limited edition #hanesxkarla featuring @justinbieber perfect white tees. Use Code xKarla
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How well do YOU know your bourbon? Find out on @BravoTopChef TN... while postmating all the bourbon (and BBQ), straight to your couch.
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We’re giving away 1,000 tickets to @billieeilish 's WHERE DO WE GO? THE LIVESTREAM on Saturday. It could be everything you wanted. Want to win?
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#WhatsReallyScary is looking at your bank account after Hallo-weekend. Tag us and freak us out with #WhatsReallyScary and you might just get a special treat, no trick. 🎃
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@PopCrave the bed outfit needs a takeout bag purse
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LOS ANGELES: Get free delivery on Pizzaoki AND enter for a chance to meet @steveaoki in Vegas with promo code MEETAOKI. Full details & rules:
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Hey NYC! Tomorrow is the #KD9 world premiere and we’ve got a few to deliver. Use the @Postmates app to grab a pair!
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A mere 10 days later, Doja jumped to the other side of the spectrum and placed her smallest order ever. A single banana. That’s it.
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@jay_h_r I DO JASON
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Is your stomach wishing for your favorite meal? Reply with what you're craving and we just might make this wish come true. Make sure you use #BetterThanSanta #PostmatesGiveaway . NoPurNec.18+. See terms at
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We’ll switch up his holiday this season. A car is on the way. 👾
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I heard @postmates is granting wishes this week on twitter 🤨 if they’re #betterthansanta I’m gonna need the to bless my lil bro with a Nintendo switch! 🙏🏼
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Ayy, every day is a holiday when you can order a burrito, then dance in the mirror to your favorite song. So watch @LilNasX 's ‘Holiday’ now and get to celebrating.
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Since 2015, Doja Cat has ordered 2,000 different items from nearly 300 different restaurants and stores.
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This week, @JerryRice plays HOT OR NOT— but with food. Tell us what you think: iced coffee or hot? A hot meatball sub or a cold turkey sandwich? Remember, there’s no wrong answer.
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Fight child hunger w/ @UnileverUSA & @Postmates . 1 RT = 1 meal to @FeedingAmerica until 11/20. Tweet #ShareAMeal !
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Retweet if you like free deliveries. We’re giving away 1,000 for every #Grammys win by any @AtlanticRecords artist. That’s Bruno, that’s Cardi, that’s Sheeran and Uzi. Send some good vibes their way and we’ll all take home some Postmates.
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I am smart and beautiful and I am capable of leaving my house and living it up ̄\( ̆o ̆)/ ̄ ) ) | \ | |_ but I am choosing to stay in and order food it’s called self care and I deserve it ( ̆ o ̆ ) <) )\_ | \ | |_
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@chrissyteigen Oops. We’re promoting our Unlimited (deliveries)... Someone must have thought it meant what we delivered. Steak night at @ChrissyTeigen 's?
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You graduated from college, but you’re still a freshman at life. #Adulting #WeGetIt In case you missed it... tell us your craziest @Postmates order with #PostmatesGetsIt and you may score $100 in delivery credit!
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. @thegreatkhalid is OTW, and we've got a couple of meet & greets for his SF, LA, and ATL tour dates. Click to learn more & enter:
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What does #PRIDE mean to you? Tell us w/ #PRIDEFTW 🌈 In honor of #cltpride in #Charlotte , we'll donate $1 to the @HRC for every mention.
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Learn how @saltandsmokestl is turning up the heat on the #StLouis #BBQ scene with @Postmates .
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#TheBachelorette is back tmrw and our friends at @BacheloretteABC are bringing you a special surprise. Stay tuned!
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Need a night off but still want to save democracy? #WeGetIt We’re donating $2 to the @ACLU for every Drinks order today - Feb. Order a drink on @Postmates to donate!
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@Wendys , it's #NationalRoastDay . We'd like to be roasted like a marshmallow. Crispy, but still edible.
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Anyone craving something special? Reply to this Tweet and tell us what you’re in the mood for with the hashtag #BetterThanSanta and we might just send you a little something🎅
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C offee R ules E verything A round M e LOS ANGELES: Get free delivery on @alfredcoffee through 7/8 with code BUTFIRST.
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Free delivery on @ShakeShack all week! Just open the app and we'll lead the way. #ShakeToShack
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You know what goes with puppies? Everything. Vodka? Same. Enter code PUPMATES in our app today we'll donate $5 to @ccicanine . More puppies (and vodka): #Pupmates
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What does #PRIDE mean to you? Tell us w/ #PrideFTW @Postmates & we’ll donate $1 to the @HRC for every post! #LoveIsLove #Pride2017
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NEW YORK. @SHAKESHACK . NOW-4/22. FREE DELIVERY. FRIES ✅ SHAKES ✅ BURGERS ✅ WE GET IT 🍔🍟🍦
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Retweet if you like free delivery from @Chipotletweets ! Get into the burritozone with code CHIPOTLEBOWL to score 1 free delivery on any order from Chipotle this weekend 2/2-2/4
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@TIME wow you can @ me next time
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We get it, you guys are streaming more. But to whoever keeps trying to order sardine oil in FL, for the last time, we don't have any.
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#betterthanyourboyfriend Let's level up this relationship. Unlimited Delivery, anything from anywhere $9.99/month.
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