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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

3 days

#Reylo : Can't Pretend 🪐🦋🌌

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

lyra granger-malfoy <33

klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

ok but why does hermione and dracos kids never have curly hair in fics it's a travesty

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

9 months

#Disenchantment spoilers // bean finally getting her happy ending with mora, im so emotional :'))

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@poisonrosethrns

1 year

immediately thought of them cr: avendell

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1 year

ships with a significant height difference ALWAYS hit

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@poisonrosethrns

8 months

dramione bake-off au they're rivals from day one, hermione obsessed with the technicalities and history of baking and draco with expensive, pretentious ingredients and flavours. over the course of the show they bicker, try to outshine one another and sometimes even end up (1/3)

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

hate dramione all u want but we have some of the best artists, editors and writers a fandom could have so we're doing fine truly

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

"stop being so mean or i'll fall in love with you" but its draco purposefully irritating hermione when they're studying in the library by humming and tapping his quill just so she'll snap at him

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 years

imagine it being your job to write articles like this... a dream honestly

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

domestic dramione <3

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@poisonrosethrns

1 year

@hjgmilf fic authors really turn him from a coward who worked on the cabinet into a serial murderer and a regular user of unforgivables 😭😭

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

6 months

realised why that lonely coryo eating shot felt familiar 💀

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 months

#RHAEGON x liquid smooth 👑🫀

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

11 months

#HELAEMOND : we never go out of style art by: m-oshun, dudlesdudles

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

28 days

i really wish people would stop viewing fanfic as content and judging if it’s “good enough” to read solely based off of numbers, rather than just … reading the first part of it?

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

9 months

helaena targaryen; dragonrider and dreamer. 📖: hotd + fire and blood

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 month

30k fics!! <33

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

8 months

off outside the tent and finds her and draco aggressively snogging, seconds from ripling eachothers clothes off. (3/3)

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

5 months

#HouseoftheDragonS2 : Let the dance begin.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

5 days

dramione and reylo are more popular than most other ships in their respective fandoms in terms of works on ao3 and i think that’s beautiful seeing as antis like to push the narrative that no one normal ships them. they’re actually both incredibly popular and well loved 😭

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

3 months

helaena & aemond ☆♡

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

// dhr flash fic "don't be cruel, draco." he'd expected her to challenge him, engage in their usual verbal sparring matches that had felt so familiar in the years passing them working at the ministry, but the hurt in her voice was evident. draco had hit a nerve, said the wrong

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@DramionePrompts

1 year

Daily prompt: Don’t be cruel

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

“can we stop shipping-” NO.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

10 months

they could be just them, together at last. no war, no fallout, no ties or commitments. just one another, and the world at their feet. they knew they could not run forever, but as long as they were together, they could face anything. be anything. and thats what they did.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

6 months

it was so weird to see coryo saying nothing instead of hearing his 250k word fanfictions about his future with lucy gray and his internal bullying of sejanus 😭

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

6 months

#SNOWBAIRD His girl. His love. His Lucy Gray.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

6 days

hermione and draco just go so well. they’re two furnaces roaring as one. it’s crazy …. like they’re canon to me. that’s the only ship ever.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

hermione and her trophy husband draco are so dear to me

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

if you truly think draco is nothing more than a spoiled brat that can't change or grow please take a step back and think about how you genuinely believe people are that one dimensional and incapable of change.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

the way the dramione fandom gets bigger every single year

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 months

i’m obsessed with them

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

dramione energy

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

8 months

in arguments in the middle of the tent. until one day they come into the tent acting completely differently, ignoring each other, refusing to engage in any back and forth with one another. after the last challenge of the day, the cameras try to follow hermione as she sneaks (2/3)

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

3 months

@reybensolo someone called the art “borderline p3doph1lic” …..

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

10 months

// dhr "I was just a distraction, wasn't I?" His eyes were a storm, hatred and betrayal tearing up everything else. "To make /him/ jealous." Hermione could barely look at the boy, shame swallowing her. "Draco, I-" Her brow furrowed. She hadn’t meant for it to go on so long,

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@DramionePrompts

10 months

Daily prompt: You were never mine

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

5 months

canon hp stans harass dramiones, tomiones, etc under the guise of morality whilst supporting the reboot series and constantly praising, promoting and rubbing canon (made by a terf!) in peoples faces. nice to see you all care more about fictional people than real trans lives!

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

when i say i enjoy hp i mean the fan made version that is riddled with everything jk/r would hate

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 years

each year the ministry hosts various charity galas and balls. draco and hermione rarely attend, but when they do they always make front page. every single time, in every one of their universes. (no loop - pls watch till end) #dramione #dramioneedit

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

10 months

outlined the death eater that should have been imprisoned in azkaban had taken his chance and stolen the golden girl away. the reality was simple. they couldn't stay in the world stained with their past, it was haunting and permeated every inch of their lives. they couldn't

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

10 months

love eachother without judgement or jealously or some force pulling them apart. leaving it all behind felt like their only answer. perhaps in an isolated fishing town on the coast of scotland, or in the bustling centre of paris or madrid they could be just draco and hermione.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

3 months

no but actually imagine the state of hotdtwt if helaemond actually becomes canon. bloody hilarious, it'd be in shambles

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

9 days

the one sided beef helaeg0ns have with helaemonds is so weird. all this drama when we could just come together and maximise their joint siblingcest slay with helaegond

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

helaemond<3

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

4 days

baela !!!! 🥹

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

6 months

#SNOWBAIRD : Hardest of hearts

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

5 months

rhaegon you will always be famous

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

"he looks different, don't you think? draco. almost ill."

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

ok but why does hermione and dracos kids never have curly hair in fics it's a travesty

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

8 months

“You aren’t safe with me. When the moon shines tonight I will be nothing. The wolf will take me over and you will be its target.” remushermione au where hermione is remus’ mate and assigned healer

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

10 months

they will always have me i fear

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

8 months

the way fandom authors are being treated recently and the lists of what people hate in fics has honestly depleted my motivation to finish fics. it doesn't feel good to see people picking apart every aspect of /free/ fic that people write for fun.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

pathetic, whipped draco >>

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

9 months

helaena & aemond

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

6 months

my fave ship: hermione and her pet boyfriend draco

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 days

at the club with his sister 💔💔

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@crimsonpeeks

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he should have been at the club

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

modern helaemond running off together away from their very religious hometown in their older brothers banged-up car after their mother tries to marry helaena off

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

3 months

helaemond are THE hotd ship for me

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

26 days

telling people to go to therapy and do self reflection because they ship two fictional characters is so ????

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

#BLAIRON 'under the golden lights' by snortinglaughter

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

reply to be in a dramione gc where we talk about fics, ideas, edits and everything like that 🫶

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@poisonrosethrns

10 months

"you know i'm not going to leave you, right?" he spoke, arms caringly wrapped around hermione. her next breath died in her throat, and she stiffened in his grasp. the pressure of draco was grounding, yet she still dreaded his next words. "i'm here for the long haul, granger."

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

5 months

#Tomione ⏳️ Me and the devil walkin' side by side for @S0LIEUS

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 years

im pretty new to dhr twitter so could you lot rt so i can get more moots 😁💘 my favourite fic is the auction (ive literally read 2 pls rec me some if u have any) and yeah :D

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

love being delusional and being convinced helaemond will be canon it’s very fun actually

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

10 months

"would you call this love?" ginny whispered, her eyes glazed over, pleading. "the word 'love' isn't enough to encapsulate the hurricane of things i feel when i'm with you." pansy replied, watching as their hands intertwined instinctually.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 years

"free hermiome from time turner fics" my god, free hermione from u weirdos who spend ur time complaining about who she fucks in fanfiction

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

aemond taking care of helaena when she has meltdowns and helaena taking care of aemond when he has shutdowns 🙁💙

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

5 months

#Tomarry 🐍 And goodness you're bleeding What a wonderful feeling You're down and you're pleading My head is just reeling The red means I love you for @deadlydevotions

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

life-changing, world ending, brain-chemistry altering...

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

4 days

somnophilia in fics will always be loved by me

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 years

@hbpdramione its not our fault that its very realistic that draco would smell like grass (manor gardens and quidditch) and parchment (he is a nerd) and mint like,,,

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@poisonrosethrns

4 days

theyre changing a lot from the books and the nex gen is more involved which means helaemond canon

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@poisonrosethrns

9 months

thinking sapphic helaemond thoughts

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@poisonrosethrns

8 months

ripping*

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@poisonrosethrns

7 months

"Did I damage you so deeply that you can never heal, Cathy? Do you really love your brother?" "Yes, I love him. You made me love him."

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@poisonrosethrns

6 months

coriolanus loved lucy and wanted a life with her but he gave in to his hunger for control and power and it consumed everything in its path, including lucy gray and the goodness he had left in him

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

3 months

helaemond script bits (“he‘ll have to loose an eye???” the coronation?? when he walks in on helaena and alicent?????? THE CHILDREN THINNG????????)

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@darksvster

3 months

in case yall are interested in any other ships i answered some faq that i keep getting in my tumblr inbox! also here is a ridiculous pie chart of what is to come out of the remaining 130+ excerpts.

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@poisonrosethrns

2 years

god i fucking hate sasha from heartbreak high how can people ship an autistic character with someone so fucking ableist

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@poisonrosethrns

2 years

HOTD episode 10 spoilers /// the rightful queen.

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@poisonrosethrns

2 months

girlfriendism

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@poisonrosethrns

2 months

completely forgetting to tag unprotected sex in fics bc it has never crossed my mind that they wouldn’t raw dog

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 months

interact for a rhaegon edit dt !! (posting tomorrow)

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@poisonrosethrns

2 years

dramio-

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@poisonrosethrns

5 months

if the content is so upsetting and triggering then why are you quote tweeting it and putting it on all of your followers timelines? why aren't you blocking people that post about it and muting key words?

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@poisonrosethrns

2 years

'harry would hate hermione for dating draco' harry would ask to join in.....

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

2 months

both emma and tom with their prince hair in the intros!! now how do i make this about rhaegon

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@poisonrosethrns

2 years

presenting princess rhaenyra targaryen.

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

my favourite helaemond fic only has 500 hits. even if ur fic doesn't get tons of attention, it's probably still on someones favourites list and something they think about very often. don't ever underestimate or undervalue the positive impact your writing has <3

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

7 months

brosis when shitty parents are involved is always brilliant

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@poisonrosethrns

8 months

helaena being obsessed with aemond's hands

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@poisonrosethrns

10 months

“You were never mine.” He trembled, so muffled it sounded as if it came from a small child. /This was the right thing to do. She had to let him go./

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

10 months

draco malfoy

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@poisonrosethrns

7 months

spreading the kylohelaena agenda🦋🕷️

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@cheddarplums

7 months

i miss when crack ships were real. when you asked someone their top crack ship and it was an insane combo from completely different fandoms that you could never have dreamt up in a billion years. you ask people now and they give you a canon compliant couple that breaks up

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@poisonrosethrns

3 months

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

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3 months

not my fault they have great chemistry. take it up with god

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@poisonrosethrns

2 months

i don’t trust 90% of hotdtwt with helaena targaryen

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

1 year

also not every m/f ship is straight? thats super fucking weird of you to act like they are. bi people (for example) don't stop being bi when they start dating someone of the opposite gender... do you even hear yourself right now what year is this

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@poisonrosethrns

5 months

textless rhaenicent banner for the timeline

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klaus

@poisonrosethrns

5 months

interesting how the fiction morality police often resort to the most blantant ableist rhetoric to get their point across. calling us brain dead, brain damaged, slow… my god at this point just say the slur

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