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hil

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it would mean a lot if you could donate/share this fundraiser for my friend who’s been living in hellish circumstances for a very long time and deserves so much better. thank you!

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Help Kerry Fight Long COVID, Mold Exposure & Lyme, organized by Catherine Morrison

Hello friends, I am starting this GoFundMe for a dear friend … Catherine Morrison needs your support for Help Kerry Fight Long COVID, Mold Exposure & Lyme

www.gofundme.com

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1 year

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

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2 years

did something terrible by accident yesterday

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3 months

i intercepted a wonderful message, an omen maybe, from yesterday’s wordle

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1 year

if a movie is 3+ hours long the theater should pause for a bathroom break at some point. there should be a button you can press on the arm rest when you have to pee and when a certain percentage of people press the button they pause the movie

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6 years

i love to take ‘the devil’s nap’ (5pm-8pm)

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6 months

cannot stop laughing at this

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The THNK1994 Museum

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Gym

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7 months

my sister told me a guy used to wash his horse blankets- the blankets of his horse- at the laundromat she used to use & it made the washers smell like horse, & people complained so he started going to the horse laundromat instead. the horse laundromat? yeah the horse laundromat

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6 years

tonight on Spoons That Can Go To Hell,

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4 months

i have a confession. quite a bit of the time someone sends me an emoji it shows up as the question mark in a box and i don’t ask for further clarification. i just imagine the emoji of my dreams

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10 months

my friend told me in his 2nd session w/ a betterhelp therapist she asked about his son & when he replied he doesn’t have a son she just doubled down like “you know, your son who lives on the cape”, just hoping he’d go with it i guess, & when he didn’t she just changed the subject

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11 days

look at the unbelievable soulfulness of his eyes. he’s really playing the piano

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5 months

one of the best videos i’ve ever seen on here

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This is so me—the ending? Yep, that’s me

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5 months

the beauty of this app is you never know when you’ll get hit with a phrase like “real shitters” that will be committed to memory the rest of your life

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♏︎alek ⵣ 🇮🇪🇱🇾🇵🇸

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asked for extra lettuce on my sub & jersey mikes employee said “i understand. i love lettuce” & i replied “yeah it’s great.” it’s called socializing

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some time like 14 years ago i stayed up all night with a few friends smoking weed driving around listening to music, then we watched the sun rise over the ocean, then we went to ihop. lately i feel like if i don’t have a night like this soon i will die

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5 months

ordered a plain black dress online and receive these instead. so close

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5 months

yeah maybe on Opposite Day

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amelia𓆨

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the common spotted cuscus looks so untrustworthy

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3 months

ain’t that life

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Nature is Amazing ☘️

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Dung beetle casually running over frogs with its big ball of shit 💀

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3 months

the perfect tv show

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There is a german TV show where contestants try to split things perfectly in half

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10 months

like she never admitted her mistake. therapist who gaslights you into thinking you have kids

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6 days

saw a video on ig last night of a bloodied toddler in diapers taking her last labored breath at a hospital in gaza, a doctor standing over her completely helpless. this is the order he’s talking about

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Herbie Ziskend

@HerbieZiskend46

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“Order MUST prevail.”

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6 months

(seeing this out of the corner of my eye while doing dishes) oh wow. the pink plate is in love with the blue plate

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1 year

there’s a 2nd button that peer pressures everyone else into pressing their 1st button. 2nd button causes everyone’s seats to shake a little bit. this is my socialist utopia

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2 years

please stop suggesting i subconsciously crave demon penis.

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4 years

hoping this guy succeeds

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Ken Allen

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Fascinating

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Ken Allen, the orangutan from San Diego Zoo, escaped his enclosure three times in the 1980s. His apparent goals were visiting other animals, throwing rocks at a despised orangutan rival, and taking photos with tourists. He never acted aggressively towards anyone during his…

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16 days

i appreciate that in addition to his words making me feel insane he appears to be wandering in the woods and there’s some kind of weird fairytale music playing

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Prem Thakker

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BIDEN: "I condemn the antisemitic protests, that's why I've set up a program to deal with that. I also condemn those who don't understand what's going on with the Palestinians, and how they're being..."

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1 year

new pickup line for anyone who needs it

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2 years

thinking about this bird pic that someone posted on here but then deleted and the caption translated to “god of the cup”

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6 months

hard to see but i found the perfect bumper sticker that says “Keep Honking! I’m Daniella”

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6 months

it’d be funny if in guided meditation they’d throw in something kind of scary sometimes like “imagine there’s a weird creature behind you. you don’t have language to describe any of its features. notice what that feels like”

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5 months

still thinking about overhearing my mom call her cat “my little houthi” weeks ago and when i said ??? houthi like the houthis? she said yeah and kind of shrugged. like why not. cooking as usual

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10 months

getting thrown out of ikea for buying three hotdogs and taking them back into the showroom to eat them tucked in a bed

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6 months

the only way you could have heard Rashida Tlaib’s speech and still voted to censure her is if you’re dumber than dog shit, a rotten husk of a person. these people have long abandoned their souls & brains & hearts & spines. just a wretched country & government brimming with evil

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3 months

damn that’s crazy. check this out

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@ESYudkowsky

Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹️

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in a world of greater legibility, romantic partners would have the conversation about "I'd trade up if I found somebody 10%/25%/125% better than you" in advance, and make sure they have common knowledge of the numbers

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10 months

he handled this so graciously. if someone gave me a kfc bucket full of raw vegetables i would flip out

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かめのももちゃん

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10 months

オイラのごちそうバケツなんだゾ〜🪣🐢💕

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5 years

please look at this picture of my sister in an insane rainbow brite costume

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2 years

getting cool youtube recommendations

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11 months

this simple mantra really relaxes me when i’m trying to fall asleep at night. figured i’d share: “if you don’t sleep tonight you’re completely fucked. how many nights in a row can you do this. you’ll probably die tomorrow if you don’t sleep eight perfect hours starting VERY soon”

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dreamt i was reading lines with austin butler (??) and i looked down and my lines were suddenly caesar salad in my hands and i said “i think this is caesar salad now” and he laughed and somehow explained why it was caesar salad and then kissed me passionately. i’ve still got it

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4 months

flawless pickup line

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3 years

boyfriend called to tell me he gave a crow a peanut, then watched the crow bury the peanut, then cover the spot where he buried it with one leaf

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7 months

this does make me curious about oregon

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3 months

incredibly rude to tweet are you allowed to change your career at 28. some of us are 36. read the room

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7 months

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy

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5 days

food for thought

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5 years

tormented by the same thoughts since childhood...will the bunnies be okay in this heat...will stray cats be okay in this heat...do they know they can come into my bedroom for the day if they need to...do they know i will spray them with the garden hose if desired...

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4 months

i like to think i would not do this. can’t guarantee my eyes wouldn’t be darting back and forth though

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mrs papaw

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Me as a wife

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lol

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3 years

i took this picture of niagara falls with a disposable camera eight years ago

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10 months

grandma saw this hat today, read it aloud word for word, then very sweetly said “that’s cute!” 🥲

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1 year

feeling good about the flame font

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beautiful

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almost hanging up on alcoholic family member calling just before midnight but then hearing “i don’t believe in moons” …a real hold up let him cook moment

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3 years

what if i hide in this weird space and jump out at my doctor when he comes in

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patiently waiting for this @brianjoralvarez character to blow up

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just gotta fully lean into the fact that we’re going to be gaslit every day for the rest of our lives re: covid, climate change, israel, a million other things. just gotta breathe deep and repeat “i live in joke world and i know this. i won’t go insane”

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7 years

please enjoy the feeling of this sentence

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1 year

referring to piano music as handgaze

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if a friend entered my bedroom when i wasn’t home and i walked in on them wearing my clothes and talking like me i’d probably be okay with it. everyone is fighting a battle you can’t see etc

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3 months

treated myself to a beautiful bedside rug

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1 year

when you arrive in heaven god puts this around your neck

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7 years

be your own strange annoying man telling you to smile

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4 months

gotta hand it to them. this is so much funnier than shortening it to zero or any other number of days

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KTLA

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California health officials shorten COVID isolation period to 1 day

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6 months

amazing to see him so clearly say “fuck you, i owe you nothing, not even a remotely convincing fake justification for using your tax money to commit genocide” and still people are saying we have to vote for him

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1 year

women hate me. men hate me. fish hate me. (baseball hat idea)

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1 year

tried to recreate the meme i dreamt about that was taking the internet by storm

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this is so beautiful i’m tearing up

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Buffalo helps out turtle that's been flipped over

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1 year

kiss the buildings

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no doubt

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is there a way to engage with architecture beyond being a fan and below going to arch school

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(running out of junior mints) they’ve rate limited how many junior mints i can have in a day (buying a new box of junior mints) they’ve fixed the problem

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4 months

how weird the death toll is falling as they’re bombing the last remaining hospital, the hospitals being largely responsible for calculating the death toll

@JehadAbusalim

Jehad Abusalim جهاد أبو سليم

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A @nytimes headline this morning:

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4 years

i love when people reveal they don’t see the elderly as people, that is, capable of being horrible, capable of embodying the full spectrum of human qualities. all elderly people are precious and beyond reproach because we’ve infantalized their humanity away

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Ari Fleischer

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Doing this to an elderly couple, simply because they attended President Trump’s speech. Why?

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5 years

whispering this ancient prayer into the straw of my iced coffee: please make me feel good not bad

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2 years

told my dad cate blanchett learned how to conduct an orchestra for tár and he said “i think i could conduct an orchestra, it doesn’t look that hard”. fair enough

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got a sudden craving for butternut squash and half jokingly asked my grandma if she had any...and she was like yes, it’s already made, in the fridge...never underestimate grandma

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3 years

if someone posts a picture of the beach and the ocean is on the right then you know it’s the atlantic. if it’s on the left side of the picture it’s the pacific. if it’s head on you can’t really tell for sure

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@willejeune yeah. she was an empath. very nice

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10 months

if a man asks me to get ice cream on a date i upload his picture and personal information to the secret database website icecreammen dot com, warning other ladies to avoid him at all costs

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5 years

i wish women would stop speaking out about 'women in general' not wanting chocolates/flowers for v day bc i like those things. stop making blanket statements. we're all individuals here. please don't invalidate me for being basic. thanks.

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7 years

i always think about this, the hottest take of all time and how my friend signs her emails

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7 years

not my president, not my planet, not my dimension

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3 years

beautiful perfect family bumper sticker idea

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2 years

this seems like the funniest way to describe your baby

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1 year

@lordofoverstock wonderful

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3 years

bumper sticker that says “please crash into me i can’t take it anymore”

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6 years

@chardstew an even more satanic devil’s nap

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it’s so funny people at the willy wonka event called the police. what did the police do when they got there

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3 years

i love to go into a sentence being like, yes, i will be able to understand this, only to be confronted with my hubris moments later

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3 years

sorry if my tweets suck- they are merely a reflection of my life and my thoughts

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1 year

nice. i’m sold

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8 years

lighter fare

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they could never make the office today. dwight would be on trial for his activities on january 6th 2021

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dreamt that a small goblin-like creature named dodgel started appearing in newly-made films and i was hired to edit him out of the films. he was like a ghost that was haunting all the film sets or something

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10 months

cool painting i did in childhood

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9 months

vaxxed?

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Guardian news

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Texas woman mowing lawn attacked by snake and hawk – at the same time

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ok not what i was expecting

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Nature is Amazing ☘️

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Ever wondered what a happy Koala sounds like when you pet it?

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