โWould you still love me if I was a wormโ, how about you stop and think about if youโd still be capable of loving me back if you were a worm. What if you fall in love with a different worm.
Ao3 authors who are also on twt are like gods among mortals but the ones with no known socials who just casually drop spine-snatching works occasionally and disappear again are the great leviathans in the ether
#ofmds2spoilers
izzy in the background being like โoh bonnet nooooโ during stedeโs big cringe moment is so important to me. Guy who is so embarrassed by his boss.
I want Stede to inadvertently train everyone on the revenge to go โnight nightโ until one day izzy accidentally says it and gets two steps away before he realizes
don't get me wrong, i love stede/ed, i love them so deeply and they changed my whole life for the better, i just find so much catharsis through whatever the fuck is going on with izzy
Need an inverse of the impaling โoh my goDโ scene where izzy hears ed and stede having a normal conversation and walks in but theyโre just fully going at it
Izzy told Ed he loved him and Ed said โright on, dude, love you too, my guyโ and pulled out his phone to show him calico Jackโs grindr profile like โcheck out this dude Iโve been banginโ
Con really went from โIโm too old to be taking my top offโ to asking if he can take his top off every twenty seconds, this is the character growth I like to see