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veteran internet user

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Joined December 2016
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@phoebe__B9
Phoebe🌹
6 years
@_weavus @marcxdavid why do you hate successful women
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7 months
@localphoebe_ess @halomancer1 online radfems have absolutely never read Dworkin
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1 year
Anyone losing their shit at David Byrne singing with Sia and Miley Cyrus for NYE rn😭
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Phoebe🌹
5 years
me, wearing an oversized suit and fake mustache to pose as a prosecutor in the Elon Musk trial: “Miss Banks, what is the release date of your highly anticipated hip hop album Fantasea 2? I once again remind you that you are under oath.”
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Phoebe🌹
9 months
@dklmarxist Emotional maturity is when you ignore your feelings so the person you have sex with never has to hear the word no
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6 years
@jk_rowling girl we know damn well you made that shit up 15 minutes before the Fantastic Beasts script was due
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5 years
@uhquaria @a_roach06 points were made
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6 years
@softedhearts this made me heterosexual
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Phoebe🌹
5 years
@camryboyz @ilovesmokingmid lol i thought this tweet was figuratively talking about bad/abusive parenting. but nope just bougie
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8 months
L’manburg is exactly like Palestine if you think about it, and Dream being Isreal kinda makes sense too
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@Chainbody the duality of man
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Phoebe🌹
8 months
The flag in the background is the Palestinian flag
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5 months
@Wh0rwhoctz Yes I thought it was an obvious joke😔
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Phoebe🌹
1 year
Everyone who has ever tweeted the word “puriteen” should be on a government watchlist
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1 year
Do millennials not realize how creepy it is to constantly be doing sex panics about how the kids aren’t fucking enough
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People like to call any criticisms of these type of relationships religious Puritanism as though religious zealots didn’t invent polygamy to sexually exploit and entrap women. I don’t think it’s exactly woke and queer if Brigham Young did the same thing
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@VampireMoneyyyy @ahleeyou future post malone lyric
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6 years
@PreteenVogue maybe he snapped...
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Phoebe🌹
5 months
Me after my Spotify wrapped said I should move to Eugene Oregon
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@WeWuzBoomers why does that mall santa like marxism
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
@pissboymcgee in the replies you can see they’re just breath mints which is even more confusing
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@phoebe__B9
Phoebe🌹
4 months
I’m so glad adult liberal men are finally attacking the true villains behind inequality in our society: teenage girls with eating disorders
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
i hate it when adults ask what i do in my free time...bitch we live under capitalism, when i’m not making money, i’m thinking about how to make more money
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@wydryan calculator called she's feeling ugly and restricted
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2 years
i’m in a really bad place rn. not mentally, Utah
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Phoebe🌹
1 year
@rumsfeld69 they’ve all become so good at creating fandoms completely divorced from the source material that they finally decided to cut out the middle man, and it’s pathetic in a way i don’t think any of them realize
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Phoebe🌹
2 years
it’s awesome to watch the Heard/Depp trial turn into “domestic abuse allegations are probably always false” and “women with personality disorders are whores who ruin everything they touch”
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
thinking about how i’ve been clean from sh for a year :)))) and i can’t even remember the last time that i did it :)))) also i’ve been mostly sober and am mentally stable in general :))))
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Phoebe🌹
5 years
@iconickbeauty only the baddest of baddies can pull off a pink eye w a coral lip, uh you did that!
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
the fact that people listen to Discord by The Living Tombstone bc it’s a cool TikTok alt song and have no idea that it’s about My Little Pony is so fucking funny to me
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11 months
Not to flex too hard but I’m on the exclusive list for first admission to Casa Bonita
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@SarahKSilverman facts but you're also not funny
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
people who live in small towns are always complaining like “omg i wish we had a Chick fil A”....girl what about an EMERGENCY ROOM???????
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
#faggratGotSuspendedGala twitter support making the one good decision @/faggrat in the entire websites history:
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
i hate condescending viral tweets that are like “normalize going to community college🥺🥺there’s nothing wrong with being stupid and poor☺️☺️” like i didn’t feel bad about being in CC but i do now
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3 years
my babies are here!
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2 years
@bIindsidedd everyone knows that poor ppl famously rely on going into artistic pursuits at Ivy Leagues and never consider less risky career options
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@UberFacts i'm the lab animals
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4 years
just saw this image and laughed for 5 minutes straight
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4 years
@Dinksterdaily how do you look 5 and 38 at the same time🤨
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Phoebe🌹
11 months
Clone High as a concept for a cartoon is so crazy like what do you mean Cleopatra and Frida Kahlo are in a lesbian relationship
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
#faggratGotSuspendedGala might've gotten a bit too hyped about that dead bitch xoxo 😘
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
i dont even want to make fun of Ben Shapiro tweeting that his wife said wet pussy is medically impossible
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
@DANNYDEVlTHOE you’re the reason why Jesus didn’t rise again this Easter
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@ehjovandied the tumblr jumped out
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4 years
i might be getting baby goats soon :)
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
me explaining the plot of my favorite Jim Carrey movie
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Rhats what the mask is😟💔 that's what the point of the mask is😭💔💔💔💔
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6 years
@dubstep4dads me about to enjoy the cinematic experience of Cars 3:
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Phoebe🌹
5 years
@LuckyLucianoOG i'd traverse the Himalayas naked for a chance to lick your feet
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Phoebe🌹
6 months
@twinkophrenia and yknow damn well the 38 year old in question is unpartnered and unmarried
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
i hope all the “25,000 ppl at the Super Bowl and theatres can’t reopen” understand that theatres shouldn’t reopen, nor anything else, but sports should instead close down
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@jeandenki the three (3) commandments
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
my name must be Jeff the way i need some Besos
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
the fact that i have 7 ANIMALS including the babies...it’s so hard being a working mother
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4 years
im ugly
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
just copped these mfs
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7 months
Wow what a puriteen, don’t you know it’s totally normal for adult men to jack it to kids? Y’all will claim to be sex positive but don’t want everyone around you describing their sex lives in detail what hypocrites smh
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@Variety
Variety
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Bryan Fuller Accused of Sexual Harassment on Set of Queer Horror Docuseries
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3 years
@softcowboyvibes i read this as vaccinations and got so confused. anyways can someone tell these nerds that it’s okay to be rich if you have class consciousness and use your resources to give back. most of the ppl that say “eat the rich” have parents in the same tax bracket and feel guilty LOL
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
i accidentally called my moms boyfriend Dad
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
Pride isn’t cancelled. Pride is about remembering the sacrifices that rioters and protestors made in order to demand human rights for an oppressed minority group. Now more than ever, you can celebrate Pride by standing with black Americans against the police state. #BLM
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Phoebe🌹
1 year
@celebritykin the reason succtwt is so insufferable (and annoyingly blind to the anti capitalist themes of the show) is bc of all the film, marketing, and business majors there are TBH
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Phoebe🌹
1 year
@EPM106 The fandom pattern of consumption has totally dominated the media landscape. The only new books that get published now are YA, a glorified Marvel movie just won best picture, its going to be harder and harder for any kind of original art to break through.
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Phoebe🌹
8 months
@dklmarxist My great grandmother worked in a factory rolling cigs, if you don’t come from a wealthy family chances are the women in your family all had jobs outside the home bc kept women weren’t really affordable for the middle class until the 50s
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Phoebe🌹
6 years
@alifanacct you're not getting that bread? send him to me then tf
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Phoebe🌹
5 years
ok Bad TV Incorporated, what do you have to say about youth suicide rates in the US increasing after this show streamed?
@netflix
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5 years
An update on 13 Reasons Why If you or someone you know needs help finding crisis resources please visit
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4 years
catch me jerking off all month😎bc every month is #NoNutNovember when you’re clinically depressed
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
Megan Thee’s music makes me feel like i’m the baddest bitch ever born and the whole time i’m a preschool teacher who lives at home with 2 cats and no man
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
my moms former boyfriend said to me last week, that most lesbians are man-haters. i says to him “let me tell you a secret, Frank—all women are.” and i just think that i was spittin
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4 years
i’m glad i committed to da bit bc how funny is it when a plug judges you like “i hope you figure your shit out, but whatever it is i want no part in it”
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
tw ed/// i’ve spent a lot of time trying to lose weight and be 120 lbs or lighter, but the truth is that i’m 5’7 and genetically built like a Pixar mom and that’s 🔥
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4 years
i deserve financial compensation for hearing my moms headboard knock into the wall as often as i do
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4 years
well
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
i’m so desperately lonely at this point i’d happily be a military wife
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6 years
@basedsavage3600 i needed to hear this today. thank you.
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
when the pandemic is over i’m hosting an All Hail King Julien watch party
@DESTROYBINARY
abby real (Not fake)
3 years
hi what the fuck is up with this character i knew he was infamous but not like this??
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1 year
@NaurGeorge I don’t think she ever thought it was a real possibility that he might go to prison, bc no one ever does in those kinds of things. But she secretly wanted him to go LMAOOO
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID?????
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🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️
3 years
“Unpaid lunch breaks” should be illegal
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1 year
i kinda hate when str8 women tweet stuff like this, like me personally i wouldn’t get lasers in my anus. you can just stop doing that, no one is ACTUALLY forcing you
@holy_schnitt
ellie schnitt!
1 year
god the bar is so low for men like as long as you take a shower and change your sheets once a week you’re good to go meanwhile i’m literally getting a laser shot into my butthole rn
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3 years
would you guys still like me if i started being horny on main
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Phoebe🌹
2 years
No one will ever make these women more miserable than they make themselves
@goblinshoes
goblin (歌布琳) 🇵🇸🍉
2 years
wow, you’re a girl with subversively conservative values? and you’re really, really skinny?
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3 years
wakey wakey it’s time for school
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4 years
i’m mental, yeah? a bit bonkers innit
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3 years
as they should
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girls on tiktok dress like stefon
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3 years
there’s this Facebook challenge that’s like “post a picture of yourself last year where you were genuinely happy” and my mom posted a picture of herself filing divorce papers at the courthouse...damn
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@schizomoding don’t really understand how she’s the “creep” when he’s the one who was constantly pursuing her, initiated their relationship, and nearly got her fired bc of his sexual harassment
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2 years
research has pretty extensively shown that porn and sex are not medical addictions. yes, you can be "addicted" to anything, but comparing porn addictions to alcoholism and drug addiction where you can actually die from withdrawal is just straight up wrong and harmful
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6 years
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6 years
#faggratGotSuspendedGala jack killing faggrat
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Phoebe🌹
4 years
thinking about how i jokingly posted about wanting percs on my Snapchat story bc i’m a daycare teacher and my high school’s leading drug dealer responded with “percocets?” and i was like “yeah you know how it is working with kids😅” and he left me on read LMAOOO
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4 years
there’s a certain breed of feminist that loves to forget about men that have vaginas
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6 years
@mineifiwildout on my dick: foreskin
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
not my coworker taking her birth control in front of everyone and making a big deal about it like we’re still in high school....
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Phoebe🌹
3 years
i’ve been “diagnosed” with a personality disorder but i also have a Pisces moon and rising sign, so it’s impossible to determine if i’m mentally healthy or not
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4 years
Republican girls from my home town will post “feminism has ruined modern women...like if you believe in TRADITION” like they didn’t have the entire lacrosse team’s balls in their mouth at one point...ok Hungry Hungry Hippo
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@phoebe__B9
Phoebe🌹
4 years
in my feelings, playing in a single player survival world on minecraft. don't hmu
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Phoebe🌹
5 years
not to be racist but all babies look the same
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3 years
just got harassed for wearing a mask
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Phoebe🌹
5 years
@seraphfem “girls kissing” google image search
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