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Choose which flavour of drip youβll be and get posting!
This is unprompted and some may say controversial but Australians are generally stupid, racist, rule obsessed, uncurious, mean and jealous and some, I assume, are good people.
Anyone know anything about immigration law? My housemate is dating a rich white South African girl and I feel like having that accent in my home is a violation of my civil liberties so I wanted to investigate my deportation options
BREAKING: Today Iβve announced the Greens first new policy for the Federal Election: a public property developer that would build, sell and rent homes at a price that people can actually afford.
@Leo_Puglisi6
The big difference being Queensland Labor has used its time to implement one of the most ambitious energy policies in the country. Even one term of LNP will be such a serious set back and I donβt think most of the state has any idea
@pete_radio
@DaiSacson
βPrime Minister, how many men in Australia today are still virgins?β
βThe national virgin rate at the moment is, I think, itβs five pointβ¦fourβ¦sorry, Iβm not sure what it isβ
Honestly amazed Leo allowed this anti preferential voting rhetoric to go to air. Anyway David Crisafailure is a wannabe Joh style dictator confirmed. God help Queensland if we elect this fool
WATCH: LNP leader David Crisafulli claims Labor has "rigged" the Queensland electoral system by introducing full preferential voting
Full interview:
#6NewsAU
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@DaiSacson
I love when Americans try to become Catholics to be trad and based but are too deep Protestant in their weirdness that they always almost immediately call for another schism. Just agree with the pope and feel guilty for no reason, itβs not hard to be normal.
@FalconryFinance
Some people have never invested in raptor backed derivatives before and it shows. While theyβre been getting mad at lights on a screen Iβve added 18 new falcons to my personal hunting flock.
Look people are entitled to the twitter poll proclivities, may a thousand votes bloom, but I ainβt spending any time on it when every 3 months a libertarian rigs a vote based on the Gold Coast. Justice for Katter and as Jesus said you donβt have to die.
The Boomers in government have failed us.
Australian Gen Zs have united to create the Gen Z Party, with influencers standing for parliament.
The Fossils in government must go.
Look call me a labor shill hack all you like but idk getting mad at albo just seems like getting mad at your tribal chief for paying tribute and sucking up to the Great Khan, like idk what do you want him to do? Fight the horse archers himself?
@DavidCrisafulli
So youβll make youth crime worse and create a generation of hardened and connected criminals? This is exactly the sort of non-idea we can expect from the LNP, along with a 16b dollar hole in the budget as handouts to the mining industry
Guys you need to stop shitposting about voting multiple times. An AEC deputised posse of bounty hunters just showed up at my house but I drove them off after we got into a shoot out. They said theyβll be back at dawn to take me to be hanged.
@DaiSacson
Weβve been put on a path to a timeline where a gotcha question at the next election cycle will be knowing the current population percentage of adult virgins. The genie is out of the bottle now guys, weβre in the end game
Important context is Borat came out the year prior and he said it in the voice. Theyβve since edited the audio on the clip so only people who watched it live know the truth.
@9NewsQueensland
@TimArvier9
Typical Labor having their candidates held to account, if he was in the LNP he could have have the charges dropped, his accuser harassed and channel 7 probably would have paid his rent.
@Schmilly2
Idk why anyone is surprised, itβs a shame juice media are so committed to labor being shit lite when itβs infinitely more applicable to Teals, literally just wet liberals who donβt want to go down with their ship.
@DavidCrisafulli
Amazing that you can manufacture a problem and still manage to not offer any real solutions at the same time. All the deceptive and misleading media canβt hide the LNP has nothing to offer
Really there isnβt much difference between me and greens hacks. I also want immediate cost of living and housing relief and the fall of the American empire but only for it to be immediately utopian after. I just want it in a cool and aloof way instead of cringe and trying to hard
If youβve been asked to answer an email, take a call, or edit a doc on your day off, then this oneβs for you:
The Greens have just won you the Right to Disconnect.
Now, youβll have the right to ignore your boss when you clock off.
Look I love hating on the greens for infeasible ideas as much as the next labor hack, but trams rock and Brisbane absolutely would be a better city with them and less car brain. I really think local council is where the greens shine
True shitposters refrain from mogging their followers with photos of themselves and donβt even attach their name because we seek no personal glory for our work. Not Media Tyrant Leo, who posts only for personal glory and self satisfaction.
Vote 1 The Peopleβs Coalition
@Michelle_Rent
For the sake of awaking any latent schizopotential, Iβm gonna say yes this is actually personally directed towards you out of spite. You should start training rats to release at their workplace
Preemptively being annoyed that so much of QLDβs next election is going to be centred around youth crime. Itβs such an easy issue for people to project their existing biases on and impossible to convince them having a premier that could be bullied by a 13 year old wonβt change it
@AidanEdgecomb6
Just print off a resume, head down to the economics factory, ask for the manager and give him a firm handshake. Thatβs what my father told me
Anyone else feel like weβve gotten to βhuman animals who eat babies and rapeβ very quickly. I feel like thatβs probably a really bad sign for how this is going to play out.
@spargles
I think supporting the IRA in modern times is like supporting indigenous nations during the frontier wars in modern times. They were objectively correct to violently resist their colonisation, but encouraging violence now would be unproductive and depressingly one sided.
Even though Maggie was complicit in the election rigging that eliminated a chance for true democracy to win, she is merely operating under the totalitarian nature of 6news created by Leo. Vote Maggie to give 6news a chance to redeem themselves
@Maggie_Perry6
Gracie supports The Peoples Coalition, a vote for Perry will break this dogs heart and possibly kill her. Only a vote for Pete_radio will deliver democracy and treats for all
Just so you know every time you put the double SS In Albanese and Australian Labor Party youβre stealing some of Sussan Leys number magic and giving it to them.
Now I am just a humble shitposter but even I can see the overreach and unchecked power of 6news has gone to far. A vote for me is a vote for democracy and all those wronged by the 6news monopoly
I think the one thing we can all learn from CJED is to never back down, never give up, never stop postings. With that attitude you can weather any storm.