Doreen Morfitt 💚🤍💜 @penniless_poet Twitter profile

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1 year

Whenever I see Harry on TV I have to look to see if Meghan has got her hand up his back working his mouth in the best ventriloquist act going! #ShutupMeghan

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6 months

Lee Majors will always be the Bionic Man Jon Pertwee will always be Worzel Gummidge Boris Johnson will always be a twat

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@esjesjesj Funny - every post I've read where people are claiming that JK is demanding an apology from Radcliff and Watson yet I've read through the original post and I can't find a demand of an apology anywhere in them. Another example of viewpoint being twisted to fit a personal narrative

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Trust Catherine to connect the dots that lead to Faisal on her last day on the job as well as taking care of a psychopath - my God you would want her on your side in a fight #HappyValley

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If I was Daisy I'd befriend Hope then let her know about the stalker and let Hope sort it 🤣 #Corrie

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That scene of Audrey in the salon on her own when she said "Life in the old girl yet Alfie love" has to be one of the most iconic this year #Corrie

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Jeff Hordley and Sally Dexter - that was the most magnificent, gut-wrenching, heart-breaking scene - Bravo! ＃Emmerdale

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2 years

Tonight's ＃Corrie was sponsored by Stephen. Written and directed by Stephen. Starring Stephen.

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2 years

Tim Nice But Dim thinks Stu is dangerous but couldn't figure out that his dad was a psycho - riiiight #Corrie

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Gene Wilder - class I can rewatch all his films again and again but I think Young Frankenstein has to be my favourite

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Funny how there is always someone around to overhear a conversation and jump to the wrong conclusion but when Lydia is being a spiteful bitch to Adam there's no one around to witness it #Corrie

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2 years

Everyone in #Corrie is just dodgy at the moment - builders, Nazis and baby buyers

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2 years

So we've got a grown man grooming Mad Max II and now Summer is selling her baby - Creepy #Corrie

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2 years

"Her victims...her victims families....deserve justice....and so do the viewers watching this shite" ＃Emmerdale

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1 year

Never mind Summer.......I'm slowly slipping into a coma watching this story line ＃corrie

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7 months

Tim is being chased by a killer, so naturally he stops to tie his shoelace - as you do ＃Corrie

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4 years

Why would Neville Bamber phone his son and not the police if his daughter had gone crazy and started shooting everyone? #WhiteHouseFarm

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2 years

So we've gone from Gabby having the longest pregnancy in ＃Emmerdale to Amelia having the shortest?

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2 years

Maria: "I can't take much more of this Gary" - think you speak for all of us there love #Corrie

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2 years

You know, if Meena carried a placard saying "It was me, I killed everyone" - none of them would still have a clue in ＃Emmerdale

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2 years

I know what I want to happen - I want the hospital to do a paternity test, find out that Alfie is actually Kev's son, Kev and Abi get back together, everyone is happy, except Toyah and Imran but hey ho #Corrie

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1 year

Thank God for Evelyn and Roy - they at least shone in a light in an otherwise dull episode #corrie

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2 years

So we've got the ghost of Rick, we've had the ghost of jiggle-it Geoff now all we need is the ghost of Pat Phelan for the hat-trick #Corrie

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11 months

@KingofPopTweets That is the funniest thing I've seen today 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

Do the writers sit round the table and go: "Leanne hasn't been in a drugs story line yet this year - about time she was in another one" ＃corrie

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2 years

Chas asking Paddy if he thinks it's all about him - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my days ＃Emmerdale

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2 years

So Paul's character has done a complete turnabout and now is being a thug to an abused youngster when not long since he was running a counselling call line for abused youngsters - yeah that makes sense 🥺 ＃Corrie

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2 years

Ok so Ryan tries to rob the Bistro and gets caught almost immediately - Stephen kills Leo in broad daylight and will probably get away with it 🤷‍♀️ #Corrie

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2 years

That some good LSD the writers were on when they decided to come up with this - "I know let's have Meena holding the court hostage with a piece of mirror" "Yeah and she escapes on a multicoloured unicorn" "Wow far out - let's do it" ＃Emmerdale

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1 year

The one person I can stand in #Corrie at the moment - Roy

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3 years

I'm getting sick of Fizz sanctimonious attitude - it's really grating on my nerves now #Corrie

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2 years

Summer is struggling with morning sickness and I'm struggling with an overdose of Summer sickness #Corrie

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2 years

Will: "Look at the state of you what happened?" Kim: "In case you hadn't noticed dickhead it's fucking blowing a gale out there!" ＃Emmerdale

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1 year

Anybody else pissing themsleves laughing when stupid Stephen didn't realise the roof box would actually float....I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #corrie

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9 months

The Rovers would do a roaring trade if: 1. They sacked Sean 2. Had a live band 3. Sacked Sean 4. Varied their food menu 5. Sacked Sean 6. Did a cost accounting to find cheaper suppliers 7. Sacked Sean 8. Maybe had different theme nights 9. Sacked Sean ＃Corrie

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6 months

Inthe meantime....... HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS WOMAN? SHE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 3 MONTHS AND THE NHS IS IN A COMPLETE SHAMBLES! CONTACT WETHERFIELD POLICE AND ASK FOR OFFICER CRAIGY #Corrie

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2 years

"How else am I going to get her off my back?" Well Ed you could try by telling her to fuck off #corrie

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2 years

Next ep - Sarah holding Adam's hand in hospital pleading with him to be ok and calling him "My darling" - any bets? #corrie

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2 years

Hope: "Am I a nutcase?' The viewers again: "You're a fucking psychopath love" #Corrie

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2 years

Not a monachist but I have the utmost respect for her strong work ethic and the fact that she served this country to the best of her ability. RIP #HerMajesty

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2 years

Oh loooooook - it's Stephen. Again. Missed ya Stevie for the 5 seconds you were off the screen ＃Corrie

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1 year

Fiz and Tyrone won't be moaning when Hope makes enough money to pay the leccy bill this Winter ＃corrie

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4 years

I love Emma - definitely using "existential angst" in the future - if anyone asks me what's wrong I'm saying "I've got existential angst". #Corrie

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2 years

Porr Vinny - they just can't let that bugger be happy at all can they? ＃Emmerdale

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1 year

I'm definitely rooting for Harvey to come back and kill Stephen in the mistaken belief he's Nick ＃corrie

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1 year

Wonder if the actor playing the younger Cain hung out with Jeff Hordley to pick up on his mannerisms? Cos he's got him to a tee ＃emmerdale

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1 year

Yasmeen: "Why does this keep happening?" Viewers: "Fuck knows but we wish it wouldn't!" #corrie

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1 year

Seriously why would you walk out of a job where you do fuck all day except gossip and get paid for it? ＃corrie

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1 year

I'm riveted by the model ship saga. No hang on. I meant to say I'm bored shitless by the model ship saga #Corrie

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11 months

Maureen Lipman proving that she can do serious drama as well as comedy and make it look effortless and believable #Corrie

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1 year

Peter join the bloody dots! Carla was fine then Stevie Shipman turns up with his little vial of "special" medicine and wheee - there she goes again #Corrie

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2 years

Coronation Street Christmas carol: "We gay dads of Summer are here, Whatever she does, we'll interfere" #Corrie

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2 years

I'm surprised Billy just doesn't take Summer to the vets so she can have a microchip implanted #Corrie

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3 months

What a poignant scene to end on - the voice of Lisa while Belle reads the letter and hopefully realises that she needs to get away #Emmerdale

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3 months

I prefer Bobby when he's being the caring boyfriend rather than trying to be funny all the time ＃Corrie

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1 year

Don't know why Audrey is makng all these moped jokes considering she was trapped under a motorbike for hours when she was pissed as a fart ＃corrie

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2 years

That's all you need when you come to after cracking your head - an undertaker looming over you! ＃Corrie

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2 years

At least it looks like Zeedan might be finally growing out his Legoman haircut #Corrie

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2 years

I'm waiting for when Summer's pregnancy starts showing for her to tell Billy it's "Just a case of trapped wind - one good fart will sort it" #Corrie

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3 months

Anybody else relieved that episode is over and we're saved from any more screeching? #Corrie

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2 years

Leanne is really starting to piss me off - sanctimonious twat #Corrie

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2 years

Summer: "My exams are finished - I got A grades. God, I'm so depressed" #Corrie

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2 years

Fiz reading the first chapter of the book about John State - "I knew my murderous tendencies would look suspicious. I therefore decided to marry the first dimwit who cam my way. That was when I met Fiz" ＃Corrie

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4 months

Gusset's letter: Dear Rhona, I left cos your moaning did my head in. Plus Marlo was well stroppy. Also I've decided baby IVF just wasn't worth nicking your egg as she is just like you - a whiney twat. So I've done one. Love and kisses, Gusset ＃Emmerdale

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3 years

Not a good idea telling yout violent husband you know what he's been up to when there's just you and him and no witnesses #AngelaBlack

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David calling Maria "Greta Thunberg" when we've all been calling her that for months 🤣🤣🤣 #Corrie

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1 year

Jeff Hordley has just been amazing lately - in the episode with Faith when she died, the episode with Charity when she found out Bails had died and now this episode tonight - absolutely outstanding!!! ＃Emmerdale

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2 years

Summer would be a lot more appealing if she didn't keep whinging about how unattractive and boring she is - because that makes her unattractive and boring #Corrie

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13 days

I'm going to get a postcard from Scarborough and write: "Having a lovely time - wish you were here Love LaurenX" Just to put an end to this shit story line ＃Corrie

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9 months

The trouble with Lauren is she's been taught that everyone has an agenda so doesn't understand someone like Roy who is basically just a kind, decent human being ＃Corrie

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2 years

Oh my God! The phone is literally going off in Stephbins' pocket right under their noses and no-one notices??? #Corrie

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2 years

I was waiting for Carla to just say "Oh fuck off Toyah - what do you even do here anyway?" #Corrie

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3 months

Has Adam been electrocuted? His hair: #Corrie

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9 days

@roseveniceallan @JoPhoenix1 I love how the real women just cheerily wave bye as he storms out in a tantrum 🤣

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2 years

Sally Dexter who plays Faith is acting everyone else off the screen at the moment #Emmerdale

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3 years

Look at the shock on his face - he's definitely in on it with her husband #AngelaBlack

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1 year

SHOCKER!!!! Nicky is gay! I am gobsmacked! I never saw that coming, did you boys and girls? Never in a month of Sundays did I suspect.....oh I can't even be arsed to be sarcastic now ＃Emmerdale

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2 years

David: "There's nothing wrong with where we live - apart from the time when we buried your dad under the floorboards" #Corrie

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1 year

Poor Aaron what with his drunken dad and his self absorbed girlfriend who has just miscarried the baby she was going to sell - he'll be doing drugs by the end of the week ＃corrie

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4 months

Eliza: "Is there something wrong with me?" Yeah you're a moaning, whiney little brat #Corrie

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2 years

I'm glad i'm on strong painkillers at the moment - I need them to get through this episode 🤪 #Corrie

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4 months

Well Happy bleeding New Year my fellow sufferer, I mean #Corrie watchers Have a good one - cheers 🍸

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2 years

"Consign Leo to the dustbin" - is Rita a bleeding psychic or something? #Corrie

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2 years

Sean, Summer - this is going to be a barrel of laughs isn't it? #Corrie

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25 days

@Heatherthefair @authenticTERF Usually another woman will help out, I have had some lovely women when I've had a sudden emergency give me a spare they've - it's part of the sisterhood that men can't understand "Manpon" - brilliant 🤣

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2 years

So Lydia has done a complete about turn and fessed up? Please tell me that Sarah goes to Adam and says "Can you forgive me, my darling?" and Adam replies: "No - fuck off!" #corrie

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2 years

Sal: "Well he's hardly going to have Toyah's eyes is he?" - I love you for that Sal! #Corrie

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10 months

Makes you realise that there are probably lots of people out there like Shelley who are fighting their own battles with courage and humour - just like to take a moment to salute them ❤️ ＃Corrie

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1 year

Don't you dare kill Roy off #Corrie producers! Don't even think about it or bring it up at script meetings. No. No, no, no. Noooooooooooo.

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2 years

Summer will never act like an adult when the three parental figures in her life insist on treating her like she's still a little girl #Corrie

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1 year

Summer is a new low in stupidity #Corrie

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2 years

How many story lines are going to be based around Kelly getting into grief then having to be rescued by someone? #Corrie

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1 year

Finally David points out what we've all been saying about Griff - "Why are you hanging around with kids?" ＃corrie

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2 years

Love Amy reminding Tracey she's done far worse things #Corrie

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2 years

If you love Summer set her free - better still take her out into the wilds and let her go #Corrie

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1 year

And that bit at the end - "Can you hang on till next week?" Paddy "Yes I suppose I can" - that got me - the fact that he is thinking of the future ＃Emmerdale

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8 months

I hope they can fit in a few more scenes of an Uncle Stephen meltdown before he goes ＃Corrie

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1 year

Listen #Corrie producers: 1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT kill off Roy. Ever. 2. Let Ryan have some happiness for crying out loud. 3. Basically number 1 again - do not harm Roy

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4 months

So he's lost another house? To lose one house is careless To lose two is fucking unbelievable #Corrie

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2 years

Not only has Peter lost the plot - this plot has lost the plot #Corrie

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