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Ahmedabad/Bangalore
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@peeleraja
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(Out of pure curiosity) Have you ever bought a Bombay Shaving Company product?
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@peeleraja
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3 months
That's Arjun Kapoor
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«Server room»
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2 years
Can i sit in a Starbucks with my Dell laptop or is it Macbook only?
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3 years
You know what the real irony of the Olympics is? The USA dominates so many sports but not shooting
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"Go to Pakistan" is now less of a taunt and more of actual medical advice
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It takes one SQL query and maybe 3 hours of work/runtime to compile a report.
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2 years
Parag topped IITJEE. Bombay + CS. Dream branch. CEO Twitter $37b Sundar had poor IITJEE rank. Settled for Kharagpur + Metallurgy. CEO Google worth $1928b Satya did not even qualify for IITJEE. Went to Manipal. CEO Microsoft worth $2517b Moral- IITJEE is not end of road
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6 months
Remember when Sadhguru showed up at an ISRO launch and it crashed? Why was he allowed into the stadium today?
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11 months
To encourage IITians to stay back in India after graduation, here are some steps i propose. * No income tax for 20 years * Access to discounted liquor in Army canteen * Separate check-in queue for in airport * 2 free IPL tickets a year * +0.5% extra interest on FD
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4 years
Priyanka Chopra posts about Black rights in US because that makes her popular in the US. Priyanka Chopra supports Army activity in India because that makes her popular in India.
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I was in a 2nd class train from Bangalore to Hubli. An elderly lady asked if she could share my seat as she didnt get a reservation. I agreed. She was very simple and i bought her snacks and coffee. In Hubli, a Mercedes S class had come to pick her up. She was Sudha Murty.
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2 years
Cricket is actually not popular in India. If that were the case, Ranji trophy, college matches etc would be selling tickets and seeing full houses like college football and basketball in the US. Indian cricket is a front for fake nationalism, jingoism and sleazy glamor.
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2 years
UK toilets from now on
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8 months
Indian Institute of Science will rename itself to Bharat Institute of Science or BISc. Its students and alumni will be called BIScuits.
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It was placement season in an engineering college. ITC was there, handing out free cigarettes, hotel vouchers and 15 LPA. Google was there, offering complimentary massages and 13 LPA. Goldman was there, offering associate vice presidentship and 10 LPA. Oracle was there,…
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2 years
I want to be that NRI uncle who owns a Tesla and a townhouse in Mountain View, but visits India every six months for the cheaper haircuts and suits. Also carries back 15kg dal and rice and oressure cooker so as not to waste extra baggage allowance in business class
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@peeleraja
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Have you observed how Indians use titles like Bhaiyya and Didi only for blue collar people. Parlor wali didi. Autowale bhaiyya. Sabziwali didi. Swiggywale bhaiyya. Never for anglophone white collar jobs. Ever heard McKinsey wale bhaiyya, JP Morgan wali didi?
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2 months
Crack the IITJEE and Indian corporates will pay you lakhs. Crack the CAT and the same corporates will pay you tens of lakhs. Crack the UPSC and the same corporates will pay you crores Crack the elections and the same corporates will pay you hundreds of crores. Good morning.
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The female version of tech bro is info sis
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3 months
Instead of publishing the student's name, publish the coaching institute's name that she went to. Go on, I dare you to.
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‘Mom and Dad, I can’t do JEE’: Teen dies by suicide in Kota, second this year #JEE #Student #Kota
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Bhavish was working hard on Ola. He had worked 69 hours that week. Ola taxi. Ola money. Ola scooter. Ola food delivery. The IPO was due. Tired and happy, he hit the power button to turn off his Macbook pro. He would hit Rameshwaram cafe and then Araku before a few cold beers at…
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4 months
Saw 12th Fail. The damage done by IIT Kharagpur and TVF on Bollywood is irreparable
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11 months
I was on a BMTC bus. The lady in front of me got a free shakti ticket. She was browsing Zerodha. Her XIRR was a PR Sundaresque 99.94%. The NIFTY was down by a full 1% that day but her portfolio spiked up by 5%. She got up. I saw she was a simple elderly lady in a cotton saree.
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4 years
Upcoming Bloombury titles: 1. The rogues of Auschwitz 2. How Nelson Mandela undermined the rule of law 3. General Dyer - the misunderstood humanitarian 4. Anne Frank's diabolical ruse
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2 months
Lovely. Waiting for "pure veg" housing societies to attack normal red tshirt Zomato riders
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Deepinder Goyal
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To solve for their dietary preferences, we are today, launching a “Pure Veg Mode" along with a “Pure Veg Fleet” on Zomato, for customers who have a 100% vegetarian dietary preference.
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4 years
You voted for this. I didn't Without a trace of irony or boasting I say I am morally superior to you.
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4 years
Akshay Kumar will play Kamala Harris in her biopic
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3 years
Byjus dropped SRK as brand ambassador despite the fact that SRK has done nothing remotely wrong or controversial. The message is clear
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1 year
This is why you dont do drugs, kids. They will do this to your daddy
@iamsrk
Shah Rukh Khan
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What a magnificent new home for the people who uphold our Constitution, represent every citizen of this great Nation and protect the diversity of her one People @narendramodi ji. A new Parliament building for a New India but with the age old dream of Glory for India. Jai Hind!…
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Once Sudha Murty went to a restaurant. Because of her simple saree, the manager thought she was poor and refused to serve her. A waitress took pity on her and paid the bill from her own meager salary. Sudhaji was so moved she bought the restaurant and gifted it to the waitress.
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My apartment complex is screening the match. Before the game they were blasting a song called "Ayodhya mein mera Ram aayega." This world cup was never about cricket.
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This may seem comical to you, but it is actually an indicator of how poor India is. I remember as a kid, some relatives would not eat for the entire day, so that they could gorge on some wedding feast. They did so because they could not afford to eat out, but a wedding offered…
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No Paneer in Matar Paneer at Wedding: Guests of Bride And Groom Fight, Throw Chairs- WATCH.
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ISRO does not have any IIT BTechs working in them, but right now, every IIT BTech student is writing an MBA or foreign masters admission essay saying how they were inspired by ISRO to pursue science and now that they have learnt tech stuff, want to work at McKinsey
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4 years
Demonetisation
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4 years
Added too much pepper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
By the age of 30 you should have given up on at least 90% of your dreams, reconciled to your mediocrity and contemplated disappearing from this world at least thrice.
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3 years
This guy most likely has two phones
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4 months
The Vande Bharat Express zoomed on like anything. Better than even the Eurostar in luxury. A pointed nose like the Shinkansen. A shiny sinewy body like the TGV. The grandeur of the Amtrak. The first class compartment was shiny and new. The bathrooms were spotless. An elderly man…
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Physics research is a dead field in India. Tell me why i should, in good faith, tell a young student to pursue a career in astrophysics research, when the top research institution in that field is reduced to such a farce? Why would i tell a bright American PhD to relocate to IIT…
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Abhay Karandikar
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Indian Institute of Astrophysics @IIABengaluru , an autonomous body under @IndiaDST , has played a crucial role in the #SuryaTilak Project at #Ayodhya . Sunlight was directed onto the forehead of Sri Ram Lalla at 12 noon on April 17, 2024, on the occasion of Sri #RamNavami in the…
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All of India
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There's probably an antisemitic guy who supports Israel because he hates Muslims even more
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IIT Bombay Placement season. It was a dark time. The economy was in recession. McKinsey partners swaggered in. They wore Armani suits, Satya Paul ties and Ted Baker Brown Brogue shoes. They took only two people. Google sashayed in. The director wore Marks and Spencers capris, a…
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1 year
The curse of Byjus - got SRK's son arrested, eliminated India from cricket World Cup and now humiliated Messi
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2 years
Hum was released in 1991. Which means it was being shot in 1990. Guess what happened in 1990 Anupam Uncle?
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Anupam Kher
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Hum will always remain one of my most favourite films. Director #MukulAnand was a genius & a wonderful person. Miss him. #26YearsOfHUM
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Chicken costs 250 rupees a kg. Mutton costs 1200 rupees a kg. If you eat 3 kg chicken and 1 kg mutton a month, then your meat bill is 1950 per month. Instead, if you invest this money in Infosys stocks for just 10 years, you can make 250 crore. You too can be rich like NRN's…
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@saliltripathi there's a fine line between critique and racism
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Love eating meat? Chicken is about 200 rupees a kilo. You eat about a kilo a week. If you put that into a SIP for 5 years, that is worth about 23.2 crore rupees. Now you know why pure vegetarian Narayana Murty is so rich.
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This is a fake protest. How do I know? Beef and pork are not available for delivery in Howrah on Zomato. Thread...
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West Bengal: Zomato food delivery executives in Howrah are on an indefinite strike protesting against delivering beef and pork, say, "The company is not listening to our demands & forcing us to deliver beef & pork against our will. We have been on strike for a week now."
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Bangalore 😐
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4 years
Unpopular opinion. Everybody should study engineering before going on to their true calling - law, medicine, policy or blockchain. Instead of 12y compulsory education upto 12th, it should be 16y upto BTech. Let me explain.
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Why are you all angry? This is exactly what you voted for.
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4 years
Dear American employers. Time to check if that bright Indian you hired is funding genocide in his home country
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2 years
US visa wait time for Indians is 833 days. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 India visa wait time for Americans is 3 days. 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 This is the power of having IFS officers who have holistic education from IIT plus rigorous UPSC prep unlike legacy hires in US. Optimization + empathy. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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There is a class of Bangaloreans who buy Neruda at Blossoms before heading to Koshys for a Cuba Libre with beef fry, to discuss Chakravorty Spivak and Vargas Llosa. They however still vote for Tejasvi Surya.
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School uniforms serve only one purpose - poorer students dress exactly the same as richer students so that the quality of clothes does not create a divide. Using them for religious harrassment is evil.
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Dear NRI Brahmins. You are not real Brahmins the moment you crossed the seas. I don't make the rules.
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Indians spending 50 lakh plus rupees to go to Nicaragua, then to Mexico and enter the US illegally, are probably being conned by traffickers into this scheme. If you have access to 50 lakh rupees or more, you can lead a very decent life in India. These guys are probably misled…
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Held on for as long as I legally could. This was definitely among the hardest goodbyes I’ve ever said ❤️‍🩹
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The only people actually sprinting will be delivery personnel, people you euphemistically call "partner" and "executive"
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Me appearing for Portuguese exam. Examiner: Tell me a greeting in Portuguese Me: God tumhara bhala karega my son
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5 months
A Hindu cricketer in Pakistan can safely make these comments. Imagine a Muslim cricketer in India doing the same. What does it say about FoE here vs Pakistan?
@DanishKaneria61
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My real job is to expose leftist and Islamist radicals. I am not Hopeless. You people are hopeless who have no concrete work except abusing your own country.
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If you have never used these, you are ultra privileged
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I am eternally thankful to benevolent capitalists Vijay Mallya, Nirav Modi and Mehul Choksi for bailing out our socialist banks
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2 years
Right now the only justification for the UN to exist is so that rich school kids can participate in Model UN for college application essay points.
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Smriti Irani was really hungry. She had been in limos and flights all day. The air hostesses had refused to serve her any food. The airport lounges did not accept her platinum credit card. The restaurants were exhorbitantly priced. She was dizzy with hunger. Being a poor…
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i have traveled 10+ times in this train in second class in the 90s. never seen it like this. our railway ministry is obsessed with jazzy luxury trains at the expense of ordinary people
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Mohammed Zubair
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Here are a few earlier tweets shared by passengers traveling in #CoromandelExpress Look at the condition of the train.
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BJP leads in Malleswaram, Basavangudi, CV Raman Nagar, Chickpet, Gandhinagar, Jayanagar, Mahalakshmi Layout, Rajajinagar, Shantinagar, Vijayanagar and Yelahanka. Posh areas of Bangalore are infested with Sanghis.
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Vijay Mallya couldve bought a few electoral bonds instead of running away. Much cheaper than London cost of living.
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The only purpose of UN is so that rich kids in IB and IGCSE schools can do MUN. It has no use in the real world like the Palestine genocide.
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If Shilpa Shetty had been a man, she would have been feted as a disruptive thinker, sports guru, media mogul and general visionary. She fought nepotism in Bollywood and rose to the top. Then conquered Big Brother in a foreign land, beating racism and all odds. The glut of Bigg…
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Gen Z today need iPhones which costs 1 lakh and lasts for ~48 months: 2083/month Netflix: 199/month Prime: 125 Hotstar: 299 Mobile plan: 300 Starbucks: 15000 Swiggy: 15000 Microbrewery: 21000 CAT coaching: 10000 Rent: 10000 Total: 65006 rupees/month 55k salary is way too low
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I'd avoid the BCG guy. At 32 he should be a partner earning close to a crore. He is an underperformer.
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I was in an SBI queue to update my passbook. There was a simple elderly lady in front of me, waiting to do the same. Her phone rang - it was the familiar Xiaomi default ringtone. But when she answered the call, I saw it was the latest iPhone. Guess who she was...
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Want to know how insiduous caste-based vegetarianism in India is? Most office and college buffets have a "nonveg" option that is more expensive than the veg option. If you are a party host too, you will be charged more to add one chicken dish to the meal. Almost all these…
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They named him and the colleges he attended. But not the company. So let us name that too (looked up via LinkedIn): he worked for McKinsey.
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You know who wasn't at Ayodhya yesterday? Orry
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"Where to?" asked the booking clerk at London's Heathrow airport. "Bengaluru," she said. "Can you afford it? You look poor!" sniggered the clerk. The simple elderly lady in a cotton saree whipped out an ultra-platinum credit card. State Bank of Bharat. "First class please."
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I have an idea pitch for Netflix/Prime. A reality show where Anant Ambani lives one month with Narayana and Sudha Murty, to experience what a simple lifestyle feels like. They will take Anant shopping to Jayanagar 4th block market to buy flowers, vegetables and steel…
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Smriti Irani got a phone call from an unknown number. "Hungry kya?" said the caller. Smriti Irani thought it was the Dominos guy. She had just ordered a paneer tikka pizza with pineapple topping. "Yes," she said. "Jaldi lao." The caller was however, not from Dominos. She was…
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How much do coaching classes cost again?
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IIT JEE and UPSC are probably the biggest enablers of upward mobility in the world, because there is no way the wealthy can buy their way to a seat
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Kate has written eight letters to Princess Charlotte - one for each birthday. The last letter is about how her dad William loves the Marchioness of Cholmondely and how she should ensure that Will marries her.
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If Shami was being abused by Pakistanis, why did Indians get so upset by Kohli's comments? All he did was to condemn the abusers - never mentioned their religion or country.
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Rajesh Khanna married Dimple and NRN married Simple
@DiscourseDancer
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After meeting him, she hoped he looked at her straight
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I was in a London pub, having a burger and Guinness stout. At the next table, the waiter was being a racist to an Indian family. "TUM BLOODY INDIANS HAMAARI JOOTI CHATEGA. DOOGNA LAGAAN TUMHARE LIYE!" he screamed as they ordered veg dishes and lime soda only.
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2 years
Microsoft owns github. They know the IP addresses of whoever did Bulli or Sulli deals
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INR has touched 79 to the USD. This is a good thing. Let me explain 🧵
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I want to be that NRI uncle who has a $70000 98 inch Sony HDR TV, a $300 Apple TV box, a $1000 Bose Surround sound system in Beverly Hills mansion, a $4000 La-Z-Boy couch to sit on, but uses Indian VPN to access Hotstar IPL streams to save on $9.99/month Willow TV subscription.
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The Nazi takeover does not surprise me. I went to school and college with casteists, islamophobes and Godse fanboys - many of who are in prominent public and private positions today.
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4 years
One Muslim tried teaching Sanskrit in BHU and see what you did to him
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Alok Bhatt (Modi Ka Parivar)
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Thinking of unfollowing everyone who tweet and share Urdu shaayri or couplets - I mean how many Muslims have you seen sharing Sanskrit shlokas/ how many???
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My Shekhar Gupta 50 word edit: While national security is important and some surveillance needed, Pegasus is not the right implementation. India is an IT hub. We must respect Make in India and IT bill mandating no offshoring of our personal data. Good idea, bad implementation.
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3 years
How will you follow Brahmin culture and rituals when you dont have non Brahmins to oppress?
@Mahesh10816
Mahesh 🇮🇳
3 years
I strongly advocate that Brahmins all over world should come together purchase an island in some part of the world ( not in India) & create a separate country for Brahmins where they can follow their culture & rituals with their heads held high. Another Israel has to be created
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All South Bangaloreans i know are coming out saying they didnt vote Tejasvi Surya. Many if not most of you are liars - he got an astronomical 62.2% of the polled votes in 2019.
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As a kid I always wondered why but it is obvious now how India got colonized
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The ISRO staff were filled with consternation. Two attempts of a moon landing had failed. Chandrayaan-3 however was 300m from touchdown. The nation was watching. The honorable PM was watching. Would it land softly? Only one person was calm. A simple elderly lady in a cotton…
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It is a nightmare being a pure vegetarian in India. * When i try to get a house on rent, i am turned away by landlords who want only non-veg tenants * When i order veg in a group outing, my non-veg friends eat all my chickpea galouti kebabs and paneer haleem * My spreadsheet…
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Sudha Murty and Narayana Murty are so simple despite being billionaires. 🧵 Disclosure: I own a few Infosys shares
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Sudha Murty in parliament will sit on a Nilkamal chair
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TVF is running out of competitive exams to base its web series on. It has done IITJEE/NEET, UPSC (twice), CA. Next it will do CAT and then go on to CLAT, IPMAT, GRE, GMAT, JUDE, ISI, XAT, NMAT, NDA, SBI probationary officer, NID, NATA, Merchant Navy, etc
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In India, good English is often confused for intellect. This is why Swapan Dasgupta, Sambit Patra, Shekhar Gupta and Barkha Dutt get away with their hot takes
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China controls both the Gobi Desert and Manchuria but it took the genius of India to create Gobi Manchurian. It is this spirit of innovation that China hates and want to take from us.
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Microsoft should rebrand MS Teams to Call of Duty
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peeleraja
1 year
The Ambanis may be wearing Dior and serving Moet Hennessey at their soiree, but you know that their dinner will be tamatar sev, bataka nu shaak and undhiyu, with theplas and aamras on the side. Gujarati for life
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@peeleraja
peeleraja
5 months
Brahmins will beat you up for eating beef and then go play cricket with cow skin ball
@r0segardenn
venus 🪷.
5 months
i’m at this kattar brahmins house and their couch is made of calf leather?
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