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Born and educated in E13 .Hence bad English and West Ham United ...Been known to Dj from time 2 time Depeche Mode & Madness..โ€I have a wife and 3 kids you know"

LONDON/HARWICH
Joined February 2009
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
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7 years ago we looked after a dog called caramel The family moved to Australia and said can we keep her She has become part of the family and sleeps with one of my daughters every night This morning a text from Australia saying they can afford to fly her over now Your thoughts
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@laura_jackson79 All sorted she is staying in the UK โ€ฆ Thank you ..
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Along with most of London I would like to wish Arsenal Football club all the best tonight in shattering Spurs champions league dreams .. โš’
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Ladies and gentlemen of a certain age I present Hartley Hare ..
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
29 days
Who else was born in a council house or rented accommodationโ€ฆ? Itโ€™s a yes from me .๐Ÿ˜‚
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Few having a pop at Jason at Newcastle.. Here he is running over to WestHam fans at Bournemouth to donate a players shirt for charity..
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1 year
Dear @BBCSport .. Generally we watch MOTD because of the football and the goals .. Nothing would change for me if you gave the over paid presenter the boot .. You donโ€™t need to be spending millions on a presenterโ€™s wages.. A guy from local radio could do it for a fraction
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
2 months
The Bank of England loaned Robert Maxwell ยฃ500 million pound. He then defaulted on it and promptly jumped off his yacht and killed himself. Itโ€™s considered to be the worst loan of all time. Until Kalvin Phillips was loaned to West Ham!
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3 months
They love a sing song do Forest โ€ฆ
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1 year
Tonight like many I will be supporting #ManchesterCity . Being a supporter of Westham I have a lot in common with the old fan base at city ..
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1 year
Look who was behind me โš’
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4 years
My son before going to bed tonight said .. โ€œDad I donโ€™t want to go to Man city away now it will be embarrassing.โ€ I spent a few minutes explaining to him why he is WestHam and why we must still go ...โš’
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
3 years
Thanks for your replyโ€™s .. Caramel is staying in the UK .. As someone said Australia is full of criminals โ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@DavidVujanic @FootyScran Whoโ€™s goes to football to eat a meal .. You ainโ€™t a local .. Tourist โ€ฆ
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1 year
Nice remix of Rise ..
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Garage finally sorted after the move ..
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5 years
Anniversary of my brothers death today .. He was Murdered on the streets of East London .. My family put a bench on the coast our family use to visit every year when we was children to celebrate his life . I now live in the same town as that bench . Always in my mind Gary ..
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@cyp_toon Not at all .. This has nothing to do with the actual game .. Letโ€™s leave this on the terraces in Europe.. British fans react to whatโ€™s going on in the game .. Not this orchestrated nonsense
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6 years
It saddens me greatly that I have to share this sad news with you all .... The mother-in-law landed safely and is with us for a week ...
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3 months
My sanctuary..
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2 years
Match day at UPTON PARKโ€ฆ Proper vibes never to be repeated so many sights, smells and sounds on the way to the ground sadly missed..
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
1 month
Happy 17th birthday to my son Luca ..x
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3 years
You can thank me later ..
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3 years
I know a have a few #ManCity on my timeline .. Please do us all a favor and knock 2 or 3 past them today ...โš’
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3 months
Forest play the best tunes before kick off ..
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9 months
Top of the league ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I ainโ€™t saying anything ..
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@_HenryBolton Letโ€™s have them in stations and in police cars .. This is a officer engaging with the community.. Behave ..
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1 year
@GoldingBF You have hi jacked our flag .. Just like the National front hi jacked the Union Jack back in the 80s .. Why donโ€™t you fly the swastika .. Would be more more appt for you and your politics..
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9 months
Parked up right next to Bobby ..
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5 years
Come on you Spurs ...
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3 years
Very nice ..
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
3 months
Anyone else have to clean the sink after their teenage children have used it โ€ฆ
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2 years
BREAKING NEWS:-.. Ivan Toney has denied that recent betting allegations cost him a place in the England Squad, and says he is gutted that he will miss Monday's 3-1 win against Iran!
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
4 years
So with no football Iโ€™ve started to talk to the Current Mrs Turner .. Found out she has been made redundant by Woolworths...
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
9 months
Thatโ€™s what you do when a fan jumps on the pitch .. Benherama trying to look out for the bloke.. Top man ..
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Irons Irons Irons โš’๏ธ
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1 year
@FBAwayDays There was football before the premiership.. Luton have played in the top flight before in that stadium .. Keep up โ€ฆ
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
7 months
Got some terrible news yesterday that I would like to share with you allโ€ฆ The mother in law has booked a flight to come over to the UK for Christmasโ€ฆ
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
6 years
12 years ago today I lost my brother Gary Turner He was the first person to take me over Upton Park All 3 of his killers are free now I can even see their profiles on Facebook Families shouldnโ€™t have to go through the pain my parents went through and Dad is stilling living it
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Proud to be WestHam coming out of Stratford last night Moyes has gave us 3 great years But itโ€™s time to part company in May To have one of the oldest squads in the league isnโ€™t good enough after 3 years Knowing us it will go tits up when he goes but thatโ€™s being WestHam..
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5 months
Arsenal away on my birthday .. Would could go wrong ..๐Ÿ˜‚
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In order to show solidarity with Gary Linekerโ€ฆ West Ham have announced they wonโ€™t be appearing on MOTD next season ๐Ÿ˜€
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3 years
Being Charlton Iโ€™ve had a shit season now Iโ€™m having a shit summer ..
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1 year
As many fans wait at airports with beers in hand to cross the channel .. Remember many 100s and 1000s about the same age crossed the channel and never came home freeing Nazi Europe .. Imagine what was going through young manโ€™s mind nearly 80 years ago today ..
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6 months
@westhamfootball Points should be lost on the pitch not off it โ€ฆ Terrible decisionโ€ฆ
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My last picture of myself at Upton Park . That night my home experience died forever .. I will never forgive the ownership for taking me away from home ..
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25 days
Just bought this lady a Diet Coke as she had no cash ..
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
2 months
We are having such a bad season .. 7th in April.. Playing the best team in Germany at the moment next Thursday in Europe.. And took 4 points off the Spurs this season ..
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Rice is class .. Stayed behind and went and clapped all 4 sides of the stadium . The seats around me generally got up and clapped when he come on .. โš’
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
8 months
My cassette collection . Spot anything you like ..
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
2 years
Couldnโ€™t post this last night because the Wi-Fi in a new stadium in London is โ€ฆ.
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
2 years
Caught at the football again ..โš’
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WestHam 4th and Spurs out the cup .. Ainโ€™t been a bad night ..
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Thankfully with the football and how the world is at the moment .. I have this lot for my sanity ..
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I see a few have had a go at @jessbakersmith for having a ticket tonight .. If you read her bio she has been through a lot .. She clearly does work for the club .. Whatever happened to the so called WestHam family .? You shouldnโ€™t be digging out your own โ€ฆโš’
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
3 years
Just in case you ainโ€™t seen it.โš’
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7 months
That prick Ian Abrams on talk shit .. Having pop at some WestHam fans booing Declan .. You pay your money you boo if you want too . The man never pays to see WestHam also generally he is reporting on lower league football . Thankfully he blocked me years ago Complete knob
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5 years
I would of never missed a visit of Spurs to Upton Park .. I know we canโ€™t get it back.. But for me and I know many like me it ainโ€™t the same .. My love for seeing my team at Stratford ainโ€™t there.. And I canโ€™t see it ever being there at my age .
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5 years
This guy dancing in front of us last night was one of the highlights of the night .. #Madness
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10 months
That will do ..
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2 years
Unfortunately the last 2 years of travel bans and restrictions have come to a end for me .. The mother in law is landing at Stansted in a few hours..
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1 year
I know I have a few followers that ainโ€™t WestHam .. โš’ Hope you are all getting behind the hammers tonight .. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
2 years
Mr Rice ..
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4 months
Congratulations Lucy Turner .. Another Turner on the Roads..x
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4 years
In other news, the Seven Dwarfs have been told they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isnโ€™t Happy.
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2 years
The old main road . #WestHam #ManCity Just look at the pitch ..
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4 years
At this awful time I feel blessed that I have music in my life ..
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4 years
I think the nights over .. 3 puppies ..
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2 years
Why โ€ฆ.๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
Done it ..
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Mr Paul Turner โš’๐ŸŽง
2 years
Looks like a shop to many but to me itโ€™s my garage ..๐Ÿ˜‚
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Some WestHam fans was embarrassing last night trying to out Romanian fans sitting within our sections .. If we was so massive they wouldnโ€™t be able to get tickets .. The fans near me done nothing wrong other than speak a different language..
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My 19 year old daughter just not getting that I ainโ€™t having her boyfriend staying the night ..
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1 year
@Ilovespurs2022 @GoldingBF Impossible.. The man is a racist..
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Iโ€™m in my 50s and my dad is in his 80s and I feel very lucky that we can still go to a cafe Saturday morning for a fry up.. And as he has more money he is paying.. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
Mason Greenwood should never play professional football again .. The chief witness withdrew.. It stinks .. A case like this should never stop any women coming forward.. But I feel it may ..
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1 year
If you have been around long enough.. It ainโ€™t about Spurs and Chelsea .. Itโ€™s about Millwall missing out on the play offs ..๐Ÿ˜‚ โš’
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8 months
@Victoria_1955 @NotoriAs_ @TheNassrZone Amazing how many women in the stadium .. Not โ€ฆ
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6 months
Itโ€™s happening again ..โš’
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State of the art training facilities..
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โ€œLooking forward to getting back to doing what I love. Not long leftโ€ - Lucas Paqueta
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A good look at the garage ..
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When we are 3 nil up and the cryโ€™s of โ€œYou should of signed for a big club โ€œ..โš’ Love it ..
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7 years
Eight minutes in and Mo Farah has covered more ground at the Olympic Stadium than Andy Carroll has in the whole of 2017.
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Newport fans giving it hammer sign and singing bubbles at Millwall got to love it ..
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6 years
Ipswich .. A proper football stadium . Can only dream of being that close at Stratford .. #Ipswich
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This is still a tune ..
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@GuillermElodie An journalist who shared a tv studio with Jimmy Savile .. And didnโ€™t say a word ..
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4 years
Police now have powers to split up groups.... Maybe start with Coldplay?
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F@ @k off Chelsea .. WestHam โ€ฆโš’
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1 year
The daughters boyfriend just got out his car and introduced himself .. Which is always a good sign.. But I still gave him daggers .. She is my first child ..๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
Got some terrible news yesterday that I would like to share with you all โ€ฆ The mother in law has booked a flight to come over to the UK ..
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4 years
Now I live in the same town that we put a bench in for my brother I can get time to enjoy the view ...
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Donโ€™t get many pictures of me and the old man ..
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10 months
Dads 83rd Birthday tonight .. Nice turn out ..
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1 year
@FACoachdazza Plenty of managers in the game shake over teams staff before they get to the manager .. Also the premiership managers know they come as a pair ..
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The original WestHam ladies .. Down the front of the south bank just left of the goal ..โš’
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7 years
@davidgold David .. This season you have gone and got us one of the poorest squads I have seen over WestHam in years Seasoned internationals? Please
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1 year
Met Sunderland fans in services . Said they was giving Millwall crossed hammers all afternoon
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