Parker L. Richardson III Profile
Parker L. Richardson III

@parkerlrich3

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Ole Miss Basketball practice body alum โ€˜95 | IT Specialist for Mid-South area State Farms | Father of 4 | Degenerate Sports Bettor | Basically Batman

Oxford, MS
Joined November 2023
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
Baseball team just left this table at the summit. Anybody else see a problem with this table? @OleMissBSB
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Just ordered a beer at Hueys and the waitress goes โ€œitโ€™s 2 for 1 draft beers is that ok?โ€ Um is that ok? Yeah thatโ€™s fucking great you dumb bitch #tapin
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@OleMissBSB Has anyone ever seen a catch in the outfield, where the runner tags from from first to second, is not ruled out or safe on second after being tagged and first base being touched, but granted back first base? Pretty fucking sure thatโ€™s not in any baseball rule book ever.
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Wtf this dude dressed like heโ€™s got Christmas Formal after this?
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
If you ever see me using an umbrella I want you to walk up to be with a shotgun and remove my manhood that way. Ridiculous how many umbrella using guys Iโ€™ve seen on campus today #SMH
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Great for Quinshon, go get a million dollars somewhere. Just a shame how money can make you forget about the coach that sat in the pouring rain in December to watch a 3 โญ๏ธ RB play wildcat QB in his state championship.
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
2 for 1s at roosters got me like ๐Ÿคช #tapin #LOL ๐Ÿคฃ The wife thinks Iโ€™m on a business trip but Iโ€™m just getting shit faced with my boys @TommyJohn001 @RickWarren7134 @HughHendrixiii Donโ€™t tell our wives weโ€™re buying sorority girls drinks!
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Parker L. Richardson III
1 month
Suddenly hearing rumblings of a KD date dash tn? When does it fucking stop
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1 month
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21 days
Hell yeah. Who needs plates
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
I just got inside info from a personal friend inside the Ohio state running back room that Judkins got the 1.6 mil he was asking for @Mike_Byrde93 Judkins a ๐Ÿคก
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Always pull out boys, always pull out. 3rd/4th grade girls basketball is fucking miserable. Am I right? @TommyJohn001 @RickWarren7134 @HughHendrixiii
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Parker L. Richardson III
2 months
Bottomless mimosas? Donโ€™t mind if I do!! The live band is about to come sing happy birthday to our table. Happy Saturday to all!
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1 month
There have been few days in my entire life when I have woken up this excited. Beyond ready to fire with a couple beauties @TommyJohn001 @RickWarren7134
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
I woke up 15 mins ago by @TommyJohn001 and dragged to rafters. Fuck. I feel like shit. #tapin Letโ€™s have a day
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Back in the Promise Land. Shits just not hitting the same. They have Jurassic Park on half the tvs. Absolutely cashed heads on my first flip tho. Take me back to the good old days. @RickWarren7134 @TommyJo91527155
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Beard ball Motherfucker! #tapin #Culture
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
Liqed up Bo is tweeting rn. Weโ€™re abt to get some inside info. LFG
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Parker L. Richardson III
2 months
Iโ€™m not fuckin leavin! Letโ€™s ride. Beard ball year 2. #Culture
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Chris Beard
2 months
HOTTY TODDY Great times ahead in Oxford. We are just getting started. #WinInTheSip #Culture
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@hail_state23 Lol yโ€™all kept yalls defense on the field ALOT this year. Have fun with this constellation prize
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
12 hours beat the fuck out of me this week. Much needed #tapin #dontmindifido @HughHendrixiii @RickWarren7134 @TommyJo91527155
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
With the fellas๐Ÿคช Does it taste orange??? #LOL #dontmindifido @TommyJo91527155 @RickWarren7134
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
Backwards hat douche bag practically making out with his wasian shawty in Einstein bagel rn. Jesus dude
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
@RickWarren7134 just picked me and @TommyJohn001 up. Letโ€™s fucking go to the ATL ๐Ÿคช. ๐Ÿ‘ bowl bound Motherfucker! #FuckPSU #WeArent #FeelinPeachy
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
A quote from a buddy of mine, โ€œfor the first time as an Ole Miss fan this doesnโ€™t feel like a bowl game, it feels like the first game of next yearโ€. Chills.
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
Things that are better than sex: 1.) pissing in the tangos troff 2.) refer to number 1
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
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Parker L. Richardson III
19 days
Tired of seeing shawtys posting 100 days till bid day n shit. Fuck that, 100 till college football. Politely, fuck your sororities, Thanks.
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Iโ€™m here, we here, @TommyJo91527155 is here. And I have an irresponsible sum of money on the Rebs ML. #rebelhoops #fuckpenny #fuckmemphis
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Ole Miss is going to win a lot of basketball games this year if every teams third best different guards Juju Murray. Dude is plain and simple a bucket
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
This is the last piece our O Line is missing @Lane_Kiffin Heโ€™s in the portal, letโ€™s go get this guy!
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Northpoint Sports
3 years
Congratulations to Beau Biglane who is the Week 10 State Farm Player of the Week. Biglane was rated by coaches as the highest graded lineman in the final game of the regular season vs. Lausanne. Playing center, Biglane did not give up a pressure or sack. Congratulations, Beau!
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Inject this shit into my fucking veins. Rebs by a milli๐Ÿซฃ #culture
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
I would never have sex with a football stadiumโ€ฆ but if I were to have sex with a football stadiumโ€ฆ
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
With bowl games, NFL games, CBB, and a loaded UFC card Iโ€™m either booking a trip a guys golf trip or not putting my kids through college today. No Iโ€™m between. @TommyJohn001 @RickWarren7134 @HughHendrixiii
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Any micro economic sharps out there? Willing to pay 10 bucks and 50 dollars in B dubs gift cards for someone to take an in person exam. Hit my line ๐Ÿ“ž
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Enjoying the last CFB playoff that doesnโ€™t include the Rebs for the rest of history with my buddy @ChrisGolde73439 #mountainsarereallyblue
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
New Twitter (X) account! Looking forward to cracking a couple casuals with my buddy @ChrisGolde73439 tonight. Gotta get the week started off right!
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Parker L. Richardson III
2 months
Howโ€™d the seats turnout @TommyJohn001 Sko Braves
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@Jeffrey_McJeff Shitty line Jeff
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@peter_wint97572 shut the fuck up and keep @RickWarren7134 โ€™s name out your fucking mouth. Iโ€™d be mad too if my girlfriend told my parents not to let me come back until Tuesday too.
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
#NewProfilePic Been laying low in the shadows for a bit. Got a lot of things coming #basicallybatman
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@murphthereitis Wasnโ€™t gonna take -6 tn. Then got into the pavilion and club red looks better than Iโ€™ve ever seen it. Just hammered the Rebs
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@donny_damage @tkelce was talking abt munching that shit based off my lip readings #couldbewrong ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
Sometimes you have to play hurt and thatโ€™s an understatement for me rn. Got litty asf at sigma pi last night. Just touched down in the pavilion, โ€œletโ€™s just win a ballgameโ€ @murphthereitis
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
#TapIn #TripleScrew THE REBELS PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
84% lob rate is actually fucking crazy #mygoat
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Parker L. Richardson III
2 months
Heard the game was rigged, can anyone confirm?
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Tini Tuesday. Fired up for a little rebel hoops tomorrow. Wine Wednesday before? #dontmindifido #fuckthegatorsCant wait to see the fellas there @murphthereitis coming through?
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Lebron sounds like a little bitch in his altercation with the rockets HC. Saying โ€œdonโ€™t use the bitch word so looselyโ€ that is the definition of being a bitch. Your a LeBitch pussy
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@5kids1dog2wives Fred, been working on some things lately. Slightly rebranded myself in #X Hope Bangos can handle my BAC tn.
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Parker L. Richardson III
1 month
Old row hat, Guinness tshirt, gym shark shorts, and new balances #guessthatfraternity This guy gives me phi tau exec vibes but Iโ€™d love to hear what everyone else thinks
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Shit hammered at my daughters piano recital. Letโ€™s get this show on the mf road #LOL
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Yโ€™all think @ddlovato still does heroin? Iโ€™d still hit tho LOL๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
At swayze, and as a Very Accomplished coach (quarterfinal finish in the ole miss intramural slow pitch softball league) I think this team is fucking terrible.
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
Just got offered blow by a random in orange beachโ€ฆ guess I seem pretty sick #spreak
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5 months
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5 months
@dezznutz1001 Still whoopin that ass #38 -25
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Ummmโ€ฆ little deverse #dontmindifido
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Rebs look like shit rn. My tummy hurts. Power thru @TommyJohn001 @RickWarren7134
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Tappin in with @HughHendrixiii . Hoping that @murphthereitis pulls up on me and the fellas๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@DawgNuka He probably also wants to get paid and play in games with CFP implications. Neither of which will happen for him in Starkville
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Cant wait for Jaxson Dart to announce heโ€™s coming back after accepting his Peach Bowl MVP trophy. #FuckPSU #WeArent
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Parker L. Richardson III
2 months
Things you love to see: 1. This
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@donny_damage @nickfitz07 Getting engaged in his frat cleats is a bold move
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
@donny_damage The left would never understand the sacrifice and commitment needed to accomplish this. Keep going Donny!
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
When theyโ€™re serving this at the gameโ€ฆ bet your fucking life on the Rebs. #RebsML #FucktheGators
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Parker L. Richardson III
1 month
@olemisschad People forget how electric Jeff Scott was
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@TommyJohn001 @TheCollegeLoop @DylanGentry6 @CoachHughFreeze Moving elf bars to all the local middle schools
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@5kids1dog2wives God gives his greatest tests to his toughest soldiers Fred, no doubt youโ€™ll bounce back!
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Parker L. Richardson III
4 months
@murphthereitis Jesus Christ itโ€™s late and Iโ€™m trying to sweat Rebs-1.5 and U10.5. Weird place to be rn
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Parker L. Richardson III
3 months
Just restarted eastbound & down. This is how Iโ€™m Iโ€™ll be attacking the latter part of the week.
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1 month
Everything hurts
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4 months
BEARD BALL.
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Chris Beard
4 months
Largest student attendance in the history of The Pavilion. THANK YOU STUDENTS. Letโ€™s do it again next Tuesday. Good luck with the start of classes tomorrow. #HottyToddy #WinInTheSip
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@blondesnmoney Start off by asking if she wants a drink, she says her answer, I donโ€™t care. โ€œWeโ€™ll take 2 tequila shotsโ€ I say. Put the shot in front of her, she declines it. I take both by myself, order two more and repeat the process until blacking out.
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Afternoon slate ULL +3.5 Steelers +1.5 TAMU +7 Clemson +3.5 The Bonnieโ€™s +10 Itโ€™s a dog day. Letโ€™s get fucking rich
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Not sure what I got into last night, but my entire Twitter feed is just potential self defense murders live on cam. May have to go sober for a few days. #Sike @TommyJo91527155 @RickWarren7134 @mcfarland3450
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Parker L. Richardson III
2 months
@HutchAtticus Just a thought but maybe introducing a cigarette or two into that combo could cure you
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@BSarver35 Brett, we undoubtedly have the grittiest QB is goddamn country. Jaxson Dart was knocked out cold on a targeting call Thanksgiving night. Took 2 plays off, then led us to touchdown. So how bout you shut the fuck up.
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Parker L. Richardson III
2 months
Letโ€™s ride fellas๐Ÿ˜œ
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Tommy Johnson
2 months
Letโ€™s have a weekend fellas @RickWarren7134 @parkerlrich3 first hurricane is on DB
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@TylerJordan @Zach_Berry Rushing the field this year against LSU. Hugging every other guy as drunk as me. Taking shots with those guys. Then throwing up a little on the 50 yard line. Cant wait to sit my grandkids down to tell them about that one
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Anybody can this Bowling Green Minnesota game can see that this announcer is diabolically horny for the Minn. QBs fiancรฉ #bonk
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@tanner_marlar State fans, Ole Miss Rebel die hard here, for the sake of our little brother, I prayed extra hard last night that Coach Lebby had not purchased a cowbell prior to this. Heard itโ€™s bad โ€œjujuโ€ if you buy your first bell.
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@TommyJohn001 Definitely wonโ€™t be the only thing that disappoints them if you know what Iโ€™m saying Tommy
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Watching the manning cast rn and I canโ€™t help but get the feeling Peyton hammered the eagles. Iโ€™m all over the bucs and Peytonโ€™s bitching abt every no call
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
I will actually make a mess in my pants if thereโ€™s more than 3 bonus questions on this final. Ready to fly around, communicate, and make plays #whynotus
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6 months
@murphthereitis see you at the longest bar in oxford tonight? Bring the corner๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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4 months
This guy eats face worse than Joey from the bachelor
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Parker L. Richardson III
5 months
Watch how @Lane_Kiffin is gonna turn that 750K into an entirely revamped O Line and a deeper running back room. Donโ€™t dare forget who the portal king is.
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@TrueMIZTigers I could be completely mistaken, and I hope that I will be reprimanded if I am, but I am failing to see what the 2005-2022 seasons have to do with this years rankings. There isnโ€™t a single Ole Miss fan arguing we have a better historical program than Missouri. Weโ€™re just better rn
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
Thatโ€™s an Ole Miss Rebel. @packers @OleMissFB @MalikHeath2
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Parker L. Richardson III
6 months
@Husker_AustinTX @mzenitz @247Sports @chris_hummer @Rebels247 @TylerKomis @cpetagna247 @GrahamHall @JacobRudner @Blake_Alderman The entire state of Nebraska is โ€œthe middle of nowhereโ€ except for that little city of Omaha that we have ownership rights too
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4 months
@Mike_Byrde93 Mike, your sources must be crazy
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4 months
@5kids1dog2wives @EdmontonOilers @PrideTape Agree as Fred canโ€™t help but think is #supergay
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