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@crazyclipsonly Nobody should be speaking and reasoning with him. Restrain and call police. Sometimes it’s simple.

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@ClownWorld_ Pit maneuvered and gun drawn in less than 10 seconds. Thats a well trained cop.

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@elonmusk FLAT EARTHERS be editing this photo real quick, like……

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@NoContextHumans “Jaywalking”

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@claudinis2909 @HeshComps @PicturesFoIder There’s no excuse for hitting someone.

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@insultsrare I’m not racist, but I’m a bit biased and I’m a little bit of an idiot to be fair and say I didn’t like it but it is what I am so far and I’m glad you are and I’m not the one that you think you should have done it but you have a lot more respect to the people who have done that…

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@MaxxChewning @greg16676935420 Make peace before you get ratio’d by Greg.

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@MattWallace888 @dom_lucre Here’s a better video:

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This was our view of the 2024 Solar Eclipse in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Watch as the world goes dark and we enter totality 🌞🌑 Most surreal and gorgeous natural event I’ve experienced in my life.

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Happy Bitcoin Halving Day! a video featuring more than 55 Bitcoiners

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@satanas_jorge Real men don’t need to swear and threaten physical violence on other men in order to be seen, heard, and viewed as a leader. Let that sink in.

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@cb_doge Other way around. More like: some guy named Jorge Mario Bergoglio gets to meet Elon Musk and his kids.

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@Snowden Respect for life is so low in the world.

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@McDonalds Did McDonalds just make a weed joke?…

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: US Government officially declares that #Bitcoin 𝘪𝘴 money

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Am I following you? If you are a positive force for Bitcoin… I want to follow you. Let me know who you are.

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@darrengrimes_ Smaller airlines is other countries have been doing this for decades. It’s reasonable and fair. You are cargo. Airplanes take fuel. Deal with it.

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BREAKING: FED Chair J. Powell officially recommends buying Bitcoin

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@MaxxChewning @greg16676935420 Bro. Maxx. Getting pwned by Greg is an honor. A privilege. Why so butt-hurt?

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“What has Bitcoin ever done for mankind?” - JIM CRAMER just now on CNBC

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@dogeofficialceo Flat earthers be editing this image real quick like-

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@RobinSeyr Here’s a Leopardos play by play: *Goes to Sears. *Heads to the men’s wallet section. *Picks up 2 leather wallets. *Walks out of store. *“I just obtained two wallets in 5 minutes. They were empty but I got the wallets. How is this secure?”

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This was our view of the 2024 Solar Eclipse in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Watch as the world goes dark and we enter totality 🌞🌑 Most surreal and gorgeous natural event I’ve experienced in my life.

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📰 NEWS FROM BLOCK🔸 “We are pleased to announce that we have finished development of our 3nm bitcoin mining chip… This marks an important milestone in our bitcoin mining project. Additionally… we are excited to share that we are developing a full bitcoin mining system.” - Jack

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@jimcramer Happy for you and your family, Jim! Cancer sucks. A lot. Trolling will resume tomorrow…

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NOBODY. TOUCH. ANYTHING.

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@FoxxyCleo1 Here’s the video. Thats not her.

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iykyk @MerrynSW

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@MarioNawfal Deserves to get sued. The woman hit her chin on the edge as she fell. Bet she busted her chin or lost a tooth. Likely has leg or hip damage too. No excuse for leaving floor opened and door unmanned. Momentary lapse of judgment = likely lifelong repercussions for injured person.

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@SenWarren Can you start an X account where you just release Stock Trade ideas based on insider knowledge of US congress men and women?

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@insultsrare Moms are the greatest! 🧡 The greatest moms and dads don’t ask for special treatment because they chose to have kids.

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@Snowden @donlemon @elonmusk Lacking in empathy for a human with personal struggles and emotional imbalance, as we all have. Imagine exploiting that for street cred in public. Deplorable.

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@Vanguard_Group Bitcoin

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Thank god for Vanguard, amirite?

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@Snowden Yup. It’s so obvious that these government insiders have their hand deep in the cookie jar of insider trading, abusing their power over corporations and knowledge from subcommittees and backroom meetings to get ahead in the stock market. 📈 If Warren Buffet cannot outperform…

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@SakiMiyanagaSab @crazyclipsonly Be quiet, please.

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@Masshodlghost Security deposit = yours

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@piersmorgan @TheSun That’s not her. Here’s video:

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@cb_doge Brazilian Constitution of 1988 has freedom of expression as a fundamental right. Article 5 of that Constitution guarantees the right to freedom of expression, but also prohibits anonymity. However, some say that Brazilians do not have the same free speech rights as US citizens.

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@ClownWorld_ This is known as “attempted murder”

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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk FLAT EARTHERS every time a SpaceX Starship onboard camera image or video is posted…

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@BitcoinNewsCom It’s Jamie Dimon

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I just wanted to say thank you to the cypherpunk @adam3us for remaining an active part of the Bitcoiner community here on X. It’s a privilege having an original contributor with us here.

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⚡️𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛! Is this the 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 Bitcoiners 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 in a video? 55 Bitcoiners were brought together to make you the 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧 Halving Day video 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥! 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘵?

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Happy Bitcoin Halving Day! a video featuring more than 55 Bitcoiners

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DUNE: The Spice Melange is the rarest, most valuable commodity in the universe. Stockpiling it is considered a threat to the Imperium, due to its incredible value. Spice took Arrakis from being a distant, poor, unimportant desert world to a greatly prized fief. Sound familiar?

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@RyanEls4 90.87.14.01.01 Seems a little long for an IP This a fake camera at a Walmart?!? 😂

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@debarghya_das That’s not filmmaking.

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@insultsrare This relationship

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@CultureCrave Messi is the real winner

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I found the only video evidence of @GhostofWhitman in existence.

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Did you know you can book flights by airplane model? Don’t fly Boeing 737-MAX 🚨

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If you recognize this orange traffic cone between this man’s legs, we are on the same page 🤝

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@BarstoolAlabama Imagine getting this obsessed and excited over a human being who doesn’t do anything.

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How to reply to negative comments

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@Israel50300999 @elonmusk The craft is in low earth orbit.

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𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇 𝙇𝙄𝙁𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙔: 𝘼 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙚 I reached $100,000 in investments at age 29, and $500,000 by age 34. I have been investing since I was 10. My father would let me buy/sell “fractional shares” with what I saved of my allowance, which…

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@realchloenicole Congrats. Beautiful bride, handsome man. Don’t know who you are, but this popped up in my feed. Congrats to you 3.

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@syde_fxz @elonmusk Literally it 100% matters. If the earth is flat, then math and science are entirely unpredictable and there is 0 truth in the universe - because flat-earther cult beliefs are grounded in contradictions and zero empirical evidence.

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@Mischa_vol6 There was nothing to design for the production. It was already designed by Mattel.

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@NoContextHumans This is not normal. This is an inappropriate relationship. If you are okay with this by your significant other or mate, you don’t value the relationship and are likely ok with it because you have been or want to be unfaithful. You don’t flirt, touch, and play with someone of the…

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Did you know you can book flights by airplane model? Don’t fly Boeing 737-MAX 🚨

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@tchapmanonline Beautiful song. Sad, but hopeful.

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🟧🟧🟧 🟧🟧🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧🟧🟧 🟧🟧🟧 🟧🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧🟧🟧 🟧 🟧 🟧 is back

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@SpaceX Starship propellant load timelapse via thermal cam (Thx @Erdayastronaut )

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@Vanguard_Group Bitcoin.

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I got $10 buys set on @River for $69,000.69 $69,420.69 $69,696.96 Kicks and giggles 🤭

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If you believe in flat earth… unfollow me and leave🚪

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“We don’t have enemies. What we have is people who need Bitcoin that don’t yet know why they should be our friend.” - Michael @Saylor today at Bitcoin Atlantis

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@neuralink This tech is WILD. Happy for you getting to be the first person to trial this technology and wish you the best in life, sir.

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@btc_bread Solid work for an 18 year old.

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@Snowden I don’t know. Never looked into it before. Seems like another PayPal or CashApp copycat. Likely a government rug. I’m gonna stick with my USD in the largest Central Bank possible so I can get bailed out when they gamble away the country and inflation devalues my dollars to 0.…

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@TheLeeGreenwood @realDonaldTrump @GBTUSAStore Gettin swaggy with it

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Trump Bible. Trump Shoes. Trump NFTs. Trump App. Trump Stock. Chose Rich.

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@MarioNawfal “AND IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT HE KNEW, THAT HE —-“

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@DrCJ_Houldcroft @aero_anna Your mistake was in thinking that there really, truly ever is… a peer reviewer.

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@antonioguterres Every human deserves to have food, water, and covering.

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@MarioNawfal This is what I saw:

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This was our view of the 2024 Solar Eclipse in Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Watch as the world goes dark and we enter totality 🌞🌑 Most surreal and gorgeous natural event I’ve experienced in my life.

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@TMZ His life: it’s always been a story… about a dick

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@Snowden @donlemon @elonmusk Elon staying kind and cordial during this grilling and imputed motive session tells you a lot about him. Good job, Elon.

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@EricOfRivia Yep, I agree with you. I have nothing against Saylor. Honestly, Saylor has never hid that he is going to be a Bitcoin development company and is going to develop products utilizing the network. He’s not a god or a messiah of Bitcoin lol. Every Bitcoiner has their own view of what…

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Is the 58K gang going to get their time in the sun?!?

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@BritishHodl This is a traditional finance investor view of Bitcoin. There is nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with wanting to be in tradfi and invest in their offerings. But owning the Bitcoin ETF’s does not “make you a Bitcoiner”. Bitcoiners are about sovereign ownership of their…

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@PeterSchiff Bruh I bought in the 30k’s, rode up to 69k, down to 15k and back up to 45k. You think a 6% day is a worry? How desperate are you for subscribers?

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@greg16676935420 @MrBeast Sorry @greg16676935420 you got it wrong, this is the actual released list. I’ll share with you though bro 😎 51-49?

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Want to be in a video?!? I am creating a collage/compilation video for Bitcoin Halving Day. Would you please contribute? COMMENT or DM me a short video clip of you saying Bitcoin Halving, Halvening, or Halfinning. Or any Bitcoin-related video from the past year. QT and share

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Bitcoin will never hit $80,000. It’s just impossible. We peak at 75K then it’s straight to 12K. Screenshot this.

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Silver has fallen. Silver has fallen.

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Remember this yesterday?

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Michael Saylor interview on CNBC just now with Sorkin discussing Microstrategy and Bitcoin as BTC hits ATH of $72K and MSTR hits $1.5K

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BEFORE THERE WAS #BITCOIN - THERE WAS THE CYPHERPUNK MANIFESTO [some #cypherpunk history] The Cypherpunks formed in the 1980’s and communicated regularly on the Cypherpunks mailing list on a range of topics related to cryptography, economics, and censorship. Eric Hughes, a…

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@TheBTCTherapist

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This gonna be me when we hit $100,000

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If this is you, we are here for you. Buy Bitcoin and hodl. You’ll be ok.

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@Snowden @EricBalchunas Why? What are you concerned a 13 year old boy is going to be searching the internet for? 🧐

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Done ✅ $10,164.93 total into Bitcoin just now You have spoken.

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@insultsrare Gee I wonder why. Who would want to date someone with such a disgusting job?

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@DannerFoundati1 @MAstronomers From his frame of reference: he was floating. So please just shut it and enjoy the post.

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I do the math, so you don’t halve two.

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I need 900,000 impressions next month in order to get monetized so I can make $5 on X. Who wants to help me?

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@PicturesFoIder So scary. I am constantly telling my family to lock the doors and lock the car doors when sitting in a parking lot. The world is not what it used to be.

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