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2D Animator | Miami Dolphins | LA Lakers | Calgary Flames |

Joined February 2019
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@ArmandoBolisay @GenshinImpact You lost the 50/50 get over it lmao. You’ll be guaranteed Venti when you hit pity next
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@NFL_DovKleiman @AlbertBreer He’s living the life. He’s going to retire at 40 and then make millions appearing as an analyst once a week for a couple of months a year. Kinda jealous.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@lizziethat I want you to explain why. Instead of just saying it, tell us why you see Elliot Page being a great Barry Allen. I want references to flash comics and Elliot’s previous work in your explanation. If you can’t provide any of that then you’re just saying shit for the sake of it.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@the_pieface I’m more concerned that he said he was happy with how the team built out from the back. The build up play was horrendous for the most part barring one or two occasions. If that’s what he deems as good enough, England aren’t getting past their first knockout game.
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@ArmandoBolisay @GenshinImpact Yeah man just don’t buy the crystals now though. Get all the primogems from the event first and then make up the difference in crystals if you have to
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1 year
@NFL_Memes Notice how none of them are Bengals players? I think we found the issue. Maybe there’s a culture within the Bengals organisation that promotes causing as much damage as possible to opposing players. (Though don’t get me wrong, what happened to Hamlin was 100% an accident).
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@GenshinImpact Everyone complaining about the cold killing them when they probably have a lvl 1 Barbara sitting doing nothing because they don’t know what a healer is 🤭 it’s literally a case of get good
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@Funkymanfrank @lizziethat “If he wasn’t trans you wouldn’t care” What a great way to invalidate everything you just said, by assuming that I care that Elliot Page is a trans man. I care that a character that I grew up reading and love isn’t butchered by fan casting.
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3 years
@AlexHill_98 @SkySportsNews If you read the article you’d know they were season ticket holders
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@pandas_drunk
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4 years
@freezie42 @HimayaSkya @goblin_screech @stolar_Alex @marcela_elisa @Harvard @MIT @thecrimson "Immigration is a privilege, not a right" ah is that right? You better be kissing the feet of the native americans for giving you the 'privilege' to live on their land 😂 if not then you're a big ol' dumb hypocrite
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@Jbp002 @BarcaUniversal Africa isn’t a country and I’m sick of people talking about it like it is. It’s a huge continent made up of over a billion different peoples with all different cultures, languages and histories. Show some respect and understanding.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@krismaturker @TheRDJ64 @TheDenofNerds @peterparkerxme You haven’t seen the film 4455 times already? I did that on the first day
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@pandas_drunk
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1 year
@Smokedaddy_3D @4mp3d @WallStreetSilv Literally hundreds if not thousands of big companies use labour in China. It’s not an Apple specific issue, it’s a worldwide issue that has an over reliance on China and it’s cheaper labour costs. Apple leaving China wouldn’t change that.
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@alishaw2008 @HashtagTopBants @officialarthole @SkySportsNews Welp I see the premier leagues anti-racism campaign has really gotten to you. You’re the literal definition of a twat
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@pandas_drunk
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23 days
@hfxafc Imagine getting this pressed over a phone wallpaper 😂 You’re a sad man
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@WWE @WWESheamus @WWEUniverse @principalitysta US crowds in the mud. This is a crowd.
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4 years
@freezie42 @HimayaSkya @goblin_screech @stolar_Alex @marcela_elisa @Harvard @MIT @thecrimson I don't think you got the original point. We're ALL immigrants. The large majority of the US population cannot trace their heritage back to North America, it would be Europe. If immigration is a privilege then it's privilege for the 'white man' to live in the 'red mans' country
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2 years
@tweetersaidwhat @sleepy_homo London Zoo opened nearly 200 years ago. You can’t possibly think that those running the zoo now hold the same beliefs and values as those who opened it 200 years ago?
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2 years
@WhatSeparatesMe @Rap Never attempt math again 😂 so stupid
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@SkySportsNews This has literally come out of nowhere. I don’t know if it’s him or the media who has created this issue but it needs to stop. It’s a huge non-story and it’s annoying.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@AllardDebbie @jamie_hunsaker He ascended into heaven. That’s how his story ended.
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3 years
@MichaelKuteyi @ABCPolitics @ABC It’s a pile of shredded paper with no evidence that they’re ballots... there’s no way you’re that gullible 😂
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2 years
@PFF 1. Burrow 2. Allen 3. Herbert 4. Murray Only reason Burrow is above Allen is because he’s taken his team to a Super Bowl and Allen hasn’t. Currently, Burrow has proven he has the ability to take his team that step further.
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4 years
@freezie42 @HimayaSkya @goblin_screech @stolar_Alex @marcela_elisa @Harvard @MIT @thecrimson Here's a list of every Native American tribe. Take your pick and give your thanks 'sweetie'.
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@pandas_drunk
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1 year
@DolphinsTalk I hate that you guys give him so much attention. Cowherd trashes Miami for literally everything.
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4 years
@freezie42 @HimayaSkya @goblin_screech @stolar_Alex @marcela_elisa @Harvard @MIT @thecrimson You're so blinded by delusion you can't see the hypocrisy in your own words.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@skipca14 @cableman0 I know this is why you said this
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2 years
@NFL_DovKleiman All Sauce does is pass interference and it’s very rarely called. He’s overly aggressive and the refs turn a blind eye.
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3 years
@grassrootsrefJa @SkySportsNews They’re about to be charged and deported from Brazil for falsifying documents, then they’re going to have to miss at least 2 weeks of games and training for no good reason. The club has every right and reason to fine them.
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4 years
@TottenhamJamess @GaryLineker When your source is the daily mail you don't have a leg to stand on
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@zeefu @nomifooty Who’s gonna tell him that there’s an international break coming up? Who’s also going to tell him that this is brain dead logic in the first place?
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3 months
@GlobalGhost137 @trakcixs @haysjr_9 @pasky_68 When someone tells you that their family member was killed, is it usually your first instinct to ask them where that person was killed?
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3 years
@CFC__Kevin @SkySportsNews I think this is good at debunking the notion that most of the abuse didn’t come from the UK. It takes away that excuse because people are using that to say that racism isn’t a big problem in the UK when in fact it is a huge problem.
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1 year
@Executionerxi3 @Smokedaddy_3D @4mp3d @WallStreetSilv That’s not what I said 🤦‍♀️ y’all really suck at understanding what putting things in perspective is. All I said was the problem is bigger than Apple.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@BornAKang Kinda mad at his “cheesecake is pie” comment. The very definition of pie is that it needs to be baked and have pastry. In short, this man be putting his cheesecakes in the oven 💀
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3 years
@JizSir @alishaw2008 @HashtagTopBants @officialarthole @SkySportsNews Oh I’m sorry, I suppose it’s fine to discriminate people for their religion then. What a world of idiots we live in 🙄 I seem to remember a man called Hitler did the same thing and that ended very well
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3 years
@SkySportsPL Keane Terry Kompany Viera There is literally no one else close to those four guys. And if anyone wants to say Gerrard, show me his league titles.
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3 years
@Dark_n_Star @NoxAnguis @GenshinImpact You add something to up the difficulty a bit and people start complaining 🤷‍♀️ it’s not like the game punishes you for having your whole team die. People are just too lazy to figure things out
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@pandas_drunk
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6 months
@D4hz4hn You haven’t watched Justice League Unlimited, have you? You’ve just seen clips on YouTube. Every character has a powerful defining moment, one of the things that makes it great is that it allows all of the JL members to shine. Watch the show man.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@BeebsWrld @Camiz91772840 @bvanhanen @dwc1979 @CFC_Janty Respectfully, you have no idea what you’re talking about.
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2 years
@whereuwelliebin @JRabone @Jessiiberrii @GaryLineker @Lionesses Well if we’re following along with the joke, it’s because he isn’t German. You do understand the joke, right?
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@pandas_drunk
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4 years
@ChampionsLeague This is hard one. If only there was a big clue like maybe a name on the gloves or something 🤔 Come on admin. You can do better than this. Disappointed.
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2 years
@JakeSucky This is definitely going to be a controversial statement but I have no sympathy for someone who is in a bad situation and refuses to accept or seek help to get out of that situation.
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1 year
@Smokedaddy_3D @4mp3d @WallStreetSilv Not really lmao all that would happen is Chinese companies who are just as massive and just as relied upon worldwide would take over those factories. It’s a really complex issue that needs an essay to explain.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@guardian “Hey guys here’s a basic law that should make things safer without infringing your right to buy and own firearms”. “I didn’t actually read what the bill is, but I’m against this anyways because I couldn’t care less about kids dying”.
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@pandas_drunk
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6 months
@D4hz4hn That’s not what I said. You’re being disingenuous again, just like in your post.
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@pandas_drunk
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5 years
@BCozReasons @ManUtd Anyone who thinks that Ole compares as a manager to Mourinho, Van Gaal and even David Moyes is heavily deluded. Ole's only achievement as a manager in the Premier League before going to Manchester United was getting Cardiff relegated. Think about that.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@ugly120 @ArkhamFunfair @gbantug2000 @prophethusband Here’s someone who won’t get in to university as they don’t know that the UK is in Europe.
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2 years
@PacoMer11 @Jbp002 @BarcaUniversal Yet many Catalans want independence, want to be their own country. How many Africans want to merge the entire continent together into one country?
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@pandas_drunk
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5 years
@KEEMSTAR Rainbow Six Siege tournament???? Siege Sundays???? 👀👀👀👀👀
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@napodstawie @poedjarin @itsmolechop You didn’t retract anything. The very easily removed statement is still there for everyone to see 🤷‍♀️
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@pandas_drunk
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1 year
@THE_THEO_FORD @DiscussingFilm Hey, black guy here 👋 Forced diversity annoys the hell out of me and doesn’t make me like the film/show any more. I love seeing new and original black characters that have been given way more love and care than “they black”.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@NFLonFOX Real curious about that Eagles pick. Do they trade it for more future picks or draft a top player to fill a hole?
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2 years
@tealcurtain @Dolphin_Nation It’s out of 100, so he pretty much did nothing
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@SkySportsNews They’ve made this a bigger story than it is. Never seen this much reaction from a player getting booed. It literally happens on a weekly basis. Wanna know how to not help Maguire? By constantly mentioning he got booed. Kane and Southgate doing more harm than good.
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2 years
@SkySportsPL Six players with probably like a £100m budget. In today’s market that’ll net you like maybe one potential starter and five bench players.
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2 years
@MCU_Direct They only want to hear praise, when you make any criticisms you’re being “cynical and pessimistic”.
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@pandas_drunk
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1 year
@WrestlePurists They definitely misread the feel of the fans. Most fans are ready to and want to move on from Roman as champ.
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1 year
@OOCCouchGags The drawing on the fridge disappears
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@pandas_drunk
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4 years
@BBCNews A lot of these comments sum up the British public perfectly. Denying racism :) the classic attitude of ‘if I pretend it doesn’t exist then it isn’t a problem’. I really hate this country sometimes.
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1 year
@Executionerxi3 @Smokedaddy_3D @4mp3d @WallStreetSilv You do know how many big worldwide companies are based in China right? I’ll give you a clue, the majority of them are. They’re either based there or owned by Chinese companies. I honestly thought that was common knowledge but welp, Twitter is a void of knowledge.
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2 years
@xaviiniestaa @ESPNFC Xavi’s legacy is making Barcelona a Europa league team
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1 year
@_MLFootball My thoughts? The NFC are down hella bad when it comes to QBs 😂 that’s the top 10? Yikes.
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@AVFC_L7 @RangersFC All these Villa fans piping up saying they’re a ‘big club’ 😂 big clubs don’t get into relegation battles every season. Big clubs win leagues and Villa hasn’t won a league since *checks notes* the start of the 80s
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@pandas_drunk
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4 years
@benshapiro I don’t understand why people are so against wearing masks. I can only assume it’s because you’re being told to and you don’t like being told what to do. Some people need to grow up.
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2 years
@NewRockstars I hate how easily manipulated audiences are. These studios have you by the balls, constantly creating mediocre product that you all eat up. All because they give you a crossover every 5 years.
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@JizSir @alishaw2008 @HashtagTopBants @officialarthole @SkySportsNews Wow, this is truly lost on you 😂 fine, back up the islamophobic twat (there’s your proper terminology) you waste of space. Go hate on Muslims with him and whilst you’re at it, drop off the face of the earth please. We don’t need people like you.
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@pandas_drunk
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11 months
@MakoKenji @ratatatvandal @jayzwrld @DrMobius_ Please sir, if that isn’t Dick Grayson please explain this clip from an actual episode. I’m citing the actual show here, so nothing you bring can debunk it. Give up bro
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@JizSir @alishaw2008 @HashtagTopBants @officialarthole @SkySportsNews Ok... so? It’s as if there’s a whole point you’re missing. Discrimination is bad. It doesn’t matter what you call it. If you’re backing up the person doing the discriminating I can only assume you feel the same way.
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3 years
@sarah01680148 @CFCDUBois FA Cup loss one year to UCL winners the next. How have Arsenal moved on from that FA Cup win? No European football and trophyless? What a football club 👏
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4 years
@heaneyp @subversivepsych As a society we’re becoming better at noticing signs of autism and so naturally the number of diagnosis go up. Be happy that we’re becoming better at helping those with mental disabilities rather than putting on a tinfoil hat and rejecting progress.
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@pandas_drunk
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4 years
@premierleague As a neutral I have to say, a penalty being awarded after the full time whistle has been blown is probably one of the worst things I have ever witnessed. VAR ruins the game, that wasn't a satisfying finish to the game it was rage inducing.
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@pandas_drunk
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1 year
@DeathCripps I can’t imagine how often you’ve run into people like this
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@DolphinzDaily NFLPA should be investigating that as well. Are teams telling their players to intentionally tackle Tua harder?
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@YomiU10 @SkySportsNews But he was a world class player. Tactics and whatever else aside, Frank Lampard knows the levels required to compete at the top level. If someone like Lampard tells you that you’re not good enough, you probably aren’t.
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@pandas_drunk
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7 months
@FinsPhanatics So many Dolphins accounts are putting their legacy and accountability on the line. Gonna be crazy
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@pandas_drunk
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9 months
@MikeClayNFL False. The Dolphin offense kneeled to end the game. During those snaps, they had the lead.
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2 years
@MalmqvistZ @Fs_BVB Just because this question genuinely interested me I worked it out. It would have been enough. They would have ended up with 35 points less than they had and would have finished mid table.
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@pandas_drunk
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4 years
@dokbongantipolo @ESPNNBA The GOAT argument is dumb anyways. Just appreciate good basketball. Appreciate good players.
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@ChampionsLeague Thought people were saying Chelsea would get battered 🤔 they looked pretty good here. Goes to show that most football fans on Twitter are idiots
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3 years
@RantchesterUtd @SkySportsPL It’s just it says ‘he did not feel comfortable playing’… but he didn’t play. The headline should say ‘Mendy didn’t play because of some discomfort’. A child can write easier to understand headlines 😂
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@pandas_drunk
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1 year
@backbone5 @Marcel_LJ Blame the buffalo fans. Shouldn’t have been throwing them in the first place
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1 year
@scrletoctangula @GreenTextRepost I do keep telling people as bad as it sounds, Steve Jobs pretty much killed himself because he thought he knew better than medical professionals.
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2 years
@tweetersaidwhat @sleepy_homo You realise that is a objectively a really stupid stance to take?
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2 years
@mark_walston @CultureCrave If we rated films solely based on their historical accuracy then the only good films would be documentaries.
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5 months
@CameronWolfe Imagine one of those hits him directly in the eye and messes it up so bad that he misses significant time? Like those are chunks of ice they’re throwing. NFL needs to start clamping down hard on this.
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2 months
@seanmplo @JakeeDaniels You’re kidding, right? You don’t need to love the guy but I’m guessing you started watching WWE after 2014? Otherwise it’s kinda impossible to not know who CM Punk is.
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1 year
@MiamiDolphins What a terrible 2nd half by Tua. After an incredible 1st half he does that. I don’t know what to make of it.
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@pandas_drunk
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4 years
@unknownj15 @WhorenyPrincess @Neil_Druckmann No you expected fan service. You wanted Joel to have a heroes death because for some reason after seeing the first game you thought Joel was a hero. You have a fucked up moral compass if you think Joel was a good guy.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@JTFlamelily The sad reality is, no matter how many of these tragic stories are shared, the people making the decisions don’t care. The government has no empathy and unless this personally happens to them, they’ll never care.
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3 years
@Smarteta1 @EsuzorManikel7 @OsmanZtheGooner If your ambitions for your club are an FA Cup and community shield then I think it’s time to accept that you support a mid table team
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3 years
@davemeltzerWON I don’t know why people treat your star ratings as some sort of holy decree anyways. It’s all subjective. Your star ratings serve as more of a guide for me to find great matches to watch. I don’t use them to try and justify my own opinions on a match. That’s how it should be.
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1 year
@tomgrossicomedy Benched for what I can only assume is a randomly generated player from Madden
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1 month
@Extralongdokkan Think the best part is Buu’s motivation behind doing it. Not kindness, but because he wanted the kid to be scared of him. Probably was planning to kill him after as well if the kid was actually scared 😭
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3 years
@AlexanderBjrk4 @GaryLineker 3 goals in 3 games disproves your point. He’s the only good player on a bad team.
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@pandas_drunk
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2 years
@BrooklynNets Suspension without pay? No, you FIRE him. In any other job you’d be kicked out the door, why doesn’t Kyrie deserve the same treatment? This is soft compared to what happens in the real world.
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2 years
@SkySportsNews Go ahead. From what I understand the Super League would end up being Italian, French and Spanish clubs. The Premier League would still end up making more money than it.
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@pandas_drunk
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3 years
@VarsityGamingTV “My team is so fucking bad” - me whilst in a 5 stack with my friends
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3 years
@tomgrossicomedy Bill literally said ‘damn it’s kinda windy, lets just not throw it’ and he freakin won
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