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John Doe

@pain___house

1 year

My beautiful poem for @noagencynewyork

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John Doe

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8 months

She unliked the Spotify playlist

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4 months

Persevering… Despite It All

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John Doe

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7 months

A Spotify link from her is more valuable than nuclear codes

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John Doe

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2 months

Killing myself because she isn’t vague posting about me anymore

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John Doe

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7 months

Behind every great man is an even greater ex girlfriend

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John Doe

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7 months

An Ex Boyfriend’s Love Is The Strongest Force On Earth

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John Doe

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25 days

I’m trying not to be a crazy person anymore

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John Doe

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8 months

A girlfriend should be the worst person you’ve ever met

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John Doe

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2 months

The love of your life is not in New York, NY

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John Doe

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4 months

She let me hit because I see the world in a particular way

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John Doe

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3 months

“You don’t care” … Have you considered I care so deeply I can’t handle it?

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John Doe

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4 months

Relapsing on love

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John Doe

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5 months

New York Won't Fix You Angel

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John Doe

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4 months

I can’t afford to think like that anymore

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John Doe

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26 days

I recommend forgiving your parents

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John Doe

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8 months

@decemberhunting 1 to 0 and it’s private

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John Doe

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22 days

Her mind is like porn to me

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John Doe

@pain___house

7 months

Let’s do something really intense together and never talk about it again

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John Doe

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2 months

Mistaking your wants for needs again beautiful?

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John Doe

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26 days

I predict it’s going to be the Summer of Love

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John Doe

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4 months

Silence probably the only remaining art form

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2 months

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John Doe

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20 days

And they say nobody reads

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John Doe

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8 months

I've been nothing but confusing and nice to you

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John Doe

@pain___house

8 months

Ex boyfriend is a slur

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John Doe

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4 months

They’re gonna name a love language after me

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John Doe

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17 days

Sorry I haven't been tweeting I've been having thoughts I should really keep to myself

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John Doe

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8 months

@Iowhangingfruit She broke my heart

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John Doe

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22 days

Her body is like The Bible to me

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John Doe

@pain___house

6 months

Going through her likes again

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John Doe

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3 months

I hate my memories but they're all I have

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John Doe

@pain___house

5 months

She got that once in a lifetime sweet girl rizz

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John Doe

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2 months

Driving Under The Influence... Of Love

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John Doe

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2 months

Never get between a girl and her projection of you

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John Doe

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2 months

Ultimately I do give a fuck

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John Doe

@pain___house

8 months

I Saw The Northern Lights And Felt Everything

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John Doe

@pain___house

2 months

True love gets you 5150’d

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John Doe

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2 months

I genuinely can't do this much longer

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John Doe

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5 months

If I trusted my intuition I would be in jail

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John Doe

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24 days

Don’t you care? That it’s going to be the Summer of Love?

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John Doe

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11 days

Experiencing unprecedented levels of tenderness

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John Doe

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2 months

Experimenting with new and avant-garde methods of cope

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John Doe

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3 months

In the talking stage with my memory of her

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John Doe

@pain___house

5 months

I used to have access to beautiful sentences

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John Doe

@pain___house

4 months

I’ve decided to stop thinking about it

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John Doe

@pain___house

5 months

I would never write a suicide note because language has only ever failed me

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John Doe

@pain___house

7 months

Men Will Fumble A Sweet Girl Once And Never Recover

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John Doe

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3 months

Hey can you cover my shift I lost everything

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John Doe

@pain___house

4 months

Driving her home with a pit in my stomach by John Doe

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John Doe

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8 months

@decemberhunting I tried to drown my sorrows but they’re aquatic

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John Doe

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5 months

Sex should be between a man and his mind

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John Doe

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6 months

Experimenting with new ways of being pathetic

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John Doe

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7 months

I'm Sober (In My Own Way)

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John Doe

@pain___house

8 months

Not now kitten daddy’s fumbling his one shot at true happiness

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John Doe

@pain___house

5 months

I Have No Memory Of 2019

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John Doe

@pain___house

2 months

Posting a poem on Twitter is the bravest thing you can do

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John Doe

@pain___house

7 months

Her second hand smoke is a delicacy to me

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John Doe

@pain___house

8 months

Have you tried losing everything?

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John Doe

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7 months

Lighting your cigarettes on the stove again beautiful?

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John Doe

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7 months

Eating Subway and thinking about killing myself

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John Doe

@pain___house

2 months

Doing things on my phone and then realizing there are tears streaming down my face

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John Doe

@pain___house

7 months

I think she’s communicating with me telepathically

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John Doe

@pain___house

6 months

(Taking things slow) it’s me or your family

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John Doe

@pain___house

3 months

Tweeting and deleting in a manic frenzy tonight beautiful?

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John Doe

@pain___house

9 months

Silence is the perfect post

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John Doe

@pain___house

2 months

(Lying) I would never lie to you

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John Doe

@pain___house

8 months

Her mind and a blunt

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John Doe

@pain___house

21 days

Heaven is not in New York, NY

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John Doe

@pain___house

3 months

I Just Burst Out Lying

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John Doe

@pain___house

1 year

Blowjobs by John Doe

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John Doe

@pain___house

11 days

Missionary so I can apologize to her face to face

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John Doe

@pain___house

5 months

Rearranging her insides and leaving a poem

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John Doe

@pain___house

17 days

Knives are romantic

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John Doe

@pain___house

2 months

You should consider loving me forever

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John Doe

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7 months

Actually I care so deeply

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John Doe

@pain___house

6 months

Microdosing Intimacy

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John Doe

@pain___house

8 months

I went to heaven and nobody knew you

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John Doe

@pain___house

5 months

You’re so fucking special

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John Doe

@pain___house

6 months

Just realized you're always going to be like this

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John Doe

@pain___house

2 months

I’m willing to consider that everything I know is wrong

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John Doe

@pain___house

19 days

I relate to Jesus

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John Doe

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6 months

She let me hit cuz there’s a war inside of me

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John Doe

@pain___house

9 months

They don’t make memories like they used to

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John Doe

@pain___house

7 months

It’s not over but we’re not back

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John Doe

@pain___house

6 months

I don't have time to hate you

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John Doe

@pain___house

5 months

Need a girl who has no friends in a mysterious way

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John Doe

@pain___house

6 months

I let her hit by John Doe

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John Doe

@pain___house

7 months

In Heaven Everything Is Fine

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John Doe

@pain___house

4 months

God Damn by John Doe

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John Doe

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7 months

I don't attract I chase

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John Doe

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5 months

I'm still like this by John Doe

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John Doe

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25 days

If it feels urgent it's probably not

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John Doe

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3 months

There should be a punishment for whoever moves on first

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John Doe

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4 months

She’s a horrible person but she’s mine

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John Doe

@pain___house

8 months

Girlfriends are made of porcelain

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John Doe

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7 months

FYI I'm keeping very close tabs on you

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John Doe

@pain___house

7 months

I want a reverse restraining order you can never leave my side

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John Doe

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2 months

Oh there’s a typo in my poem? I literally wrote it on the freeway

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John Doe

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8 months

Every time I think of you I crash my car

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