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@pachtaogaybro
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my personality switches in 0.001 sec
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omg they are so cute💕
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@pachtaogaybro
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never leaving this app
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@pachtaogaybro
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india is a weird country, here if christians, muslims or buddists follow and show off their religion then it’s fine as they’re just being religious but if the same thing hindus do then they are Sanghis??? Kattar hindu??? Andh Bhakt??? islamophobics???
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@pachtaogaybro
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8 months
his wife is so lucky istg
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A fan made Virat Kohli's art with his tongue.
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
Mom received my rolling paper order from instamart and now i'm convincing her it's sticky notes 👍
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@pachtaogaybro
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small role big impact
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@pachtaogaybro
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India is a weird country. Here if Christians, Muslims, or Buddhists follow and show off their religion then it’s fine as they’re just being religious. But if the Hindus do the same, then they are Sanghis, Kattar Hindus, Andh Bhakts and Islamophobics. It is what it is.
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@pachtaogaybro
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9 months
i can’t breathe
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@pachtaogaybro
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8 months
“i forgot to post these pictures”, how???🥵🫀
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@pachtaogaybro
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7 months
now 2023 can end, because i just saw what heaven looks like
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@pachtaogaybro
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2 years
good morning ~
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
girls, what's stopping you from doing this?👀
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@pachtaogaybro
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8 months
updated national crush
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@pachtaogaybro
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9 months
we planned to order food this weekend and dad wrote the craziest cooking instruction😭😭
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
she is so unreal
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
Too Hot to Handle ~ S05
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@pachtaogaybro
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just leaving it here
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
i’m a certified simp🎯
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@pachtaogaybro
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real
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@pachtaogaybro
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so this guy, who had a huge crush on me since so long, has invited me on his sister’s marriage where my pallu stuck in his watch and his mom liked me so much that she told him that isha is so pretty and i would be so happy if something’s going on between you guys.
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@pachtaogaybro
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zara outfits made me realise that i’ve bigger boobs
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@pachtaogaybro
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2 years
WE WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND MY BESTF & I KISSED. what to do now???
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@pachtaogaybro
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7 months
aaj puneet superstar ke liye izzat bhad gayi
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@pachtaogaybro
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2 years
south indian breakfast is the best. prove me wrong!!!
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@pachtaogaybro
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8 months
koi batayega inka kya scene hai?????
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@pachtaogaybro
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a certified simp
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
Vanshika is the reason why these guys keep doing "women☕"
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@pachtaogaybro
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is this true???
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
my religion🛐
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
her>>>>>
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@pachtaogaybro
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she is the goddess 🛐
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@pachtaogaybro
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8 months
she is too humble to get a picture clicked with a waiter working in her reception
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@pachtaogaybro
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2 years
manifesting SEX for everyone who is liking this tweet🫶🏼
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
every brown guy i repeat every brown guy has a huge crush on sonam bajwa
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
god made an unreal concert and it’s HER✨
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@pachtaogaybro
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lana del ray desi version
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@pachtaogaybro
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10 months
high time to break up
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@pachtaogaybro
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5 months
If his salary income is less than 1 lakh than he should not be looking for marriage
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my boyfriend literally hold my hand when he heard “yaatrigan kripya apne saaman ka dhyaan rakhein” in metro
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real
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@pachtaogaybro
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pics i send to my pics i send to my boyfriend male bestfriend
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@pachtaogaybro
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drop moon pictures
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she is so fine
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@pachtaogaybro
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4 months
tauda religion religion, sadda religion secularism
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tell me a better couple than them
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sexiest part of a woman
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@pachtaogaybro
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can someone tell me ki yeh hai kon???
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oh my god
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“bhagwan kuch chahiye ho to batana”
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goddess for real
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@pachtaogaybro
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all the hot women have this
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@pachtaogaybro
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perfect 😭😭😭
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@pachtaogaybro
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facts
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@pachtaogaybro
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i ordered a bikini set for me and i literally look so fucking hot in that
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qrt or drop your favourite picture of sonam bajwa
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south indians need to know that this is very annoying
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@pachtaogaybro
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fuck orange peel theory you teach me about stocks, investments and finance and i will be ready to have your kids
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@pachtaogaybro
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“Men in love” my ass this is just another desperate mf cheating on his wife
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Ranbir Kapoor is the one who is having sex with her, Sandeep Reddy Vanga who has casted her for this scene but at the end Tripti is the one at fault here. basically it’s a big day for misogyny cinematic universe enjoyers
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should i say Yes??
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@pachtaogaybro
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i’m asking again, ki yeh banda hai kon?
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omg they’re so cute
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my best friend’s fiancé texted me “you look really hot”
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omfg
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finally got under boob tattoo, i’m so fucking happy right now
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all i want is THIS ENERGY 🧿💕
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@pachtaogaybro
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imagine losing thousands of followers just because you posted “jai shree ram” and “i’m a proud hindu” here i’m saying this out loud “YES I AM A PROUD HINDU” and feel free to block me if you’ve problem with a person who is proud of his/her religion. jai shree ram🙏🏻
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So beautiful.... So elegant... just looking like a woaw!!
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i want a guy who’s crazy for me, the one who breaks all the rules to be w me. who will send me flowers who will do wild things to surprise me! who has a clarity in his eyes anytime he sees me his eyes are wide he's alert he may be even a little nervous! who will do things out of…
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guys are 5’6 and be like “hey, i like you”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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adulting is hard because you realise ₹1,00,000 isn’t a lot of money
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so last night i forgot my shirt in this guy’s car. when i went back to take it, i saw that guy was sniffing my shirt. dude, he is literally obsessed w my smell??? what is wrong w him???
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@pachtaogaybro
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no, i’m not okay
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@pachtaogaybro
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she’s a 10
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@pachtaogaybro
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this or nothing
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@pachtaogaybro
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drop dead gorgeous🫦
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date a average looking guy, they don’t break hearts
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maa chudaye tumhare new year plans
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is 20000 INR per month enough to survive in mumbai?
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2 years since I joined Twitter, I have just realized if you like 4 times it automatically screenshots
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Kim K who?
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boys, what's stopping you from doing this?
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boys think girls with thick thighs are hot
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she is an imagination
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@pachtaogaybro
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the girl boys want also the girl boys want
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this one guy who had a huge crush on me since five years has finally given up on me
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this guy who is literally a typical introvert finally said “i like you” and i was like, it’s just transient, i mean you can like anyone anytime. then he wrote me a letter and ended it with a “I LOVE YOU, and this is the literal meaning of my I Like You
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now only an emotionally available and fucking hot guy can fix me.
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i’m not settling until i find a guy like him who will click my pictures in trial room
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your fav💗
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@pachtaogaybro
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following everyone who likes this tweet
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
i met a guy with these perfect veiny hands last night and he’s 6’2 as well
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@pachtaogaybro
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guys my 15 y/o cousin 😭😭😭
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@pachtaogaybro
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10 months
Shiddat 2.0
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@pachtaogaybro
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1 year
pro tip: having sex with your soulmate hits so different
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@pachtaogaybro
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Aman, Rishabh, Jay, Rahul, Nishant, Dhruv, Naman, Shivam, Archit, Tushar, Himanshu, Sahil, Parth, Raghav, Avinash, Mihir, Vikas, Manav, Ishan, Aakash, Neel, Harshit, Aditya naam ke ladko pe bharosa karoge to katega hi na.
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@pachtaogaybro
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guys mere bhua ki beti bhaag gayi😭😭😭
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