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Jonas

9 months

I am so grateful Access bank took all of us to prison before we joined. That tour really helped my life when I started sitting daily with cash of over 200m and somethings up to 500m.

Ogochukwu ❤️

@TheEmmalez

9 months

If you've ever visited a Nigerian prison, you probably view staying out of trouble as one of your civic obligations.

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Jonas

@osamjo

9 months

@yeankhar @Anekwe_Michael It is like a compulsory orientation for new staff members. Just so that we can choose a crime-free life

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@osamjo

9 months

To make matters worse they told us that a prisoner can identify any of us as a witness or an accomplice of the crime he committed. Omo o come dey fear o.

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@osamjo

1 year

I am 30 years old today. Apart from the fact that I failed to have a PhD, two children and a wife before 30, I think I have done pretty well for myself. I am grateful to God that has brought me this far. I have not moved into the second trimester of my life.

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@osamjo

9 months

@Cchisom_ See ehen, we went on a tour of Ikoyi prison. We saw and interacted with the prisoners. We were told there are ex-bankers there as prisoners as well. I was shocked

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@osamjo

9 months

@danbosket26 I don’t know of other banks o. But for Access, it is a part of the training experience

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@osamjo

3 years

@Naija_PR I snapped this one at the UI zoo last month.

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@osamjo

9 months

@thoeluh Chai. I remember they mentioned that to our set as well

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@osamjo

3 months

@Femi_OfMainland See ehen. This thing is simple. Products are made for the market. There is a large market for Yoruba movies and there is a large market for English movies. And these Actors are serving the market. If demand pattern changes, the supply pattern will change. Nothing like tribe here

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@osamjo

8 months

Omo! Na why the concept of exfoliation was so strange to us when I was much younger. Watin you wan exfoliate when dem don use this ‘sponge’ and ST soap baff you for morning already?

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@osamjo

9 months

@The_UnrealG It is all part of the onboarding experience. In an environment where one can be tempted to commit a high level fraud, it is best to let people see the consequences or what could be the consequence of fraud.

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@osamjo

6 months

Merry Christmas from me and mine.

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@osamjo

9 months

@arutaod Bro make person no see wahala o.

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@osamjo

5 years

@_illxxst Lie. She just doesn’t want surprises.

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@osamjo

4 months

Highlight of my February.

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@osamjo

9 months

@The_UnrealG Nah. I think it is just the regular thing that the warders tell people at the prison. Another thing they also tell visitors is that if you lose the token they gave you at the gate, you won’t be able to come out again.

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@osamjo

4 years

@donquixote_d4 @Football__Tweet Almost impossible. The boy is 10 and Ronaldo is 35. The boy can’t make his professional debut until he is around 16 -17. By then, Ronaldo would be above 40 already

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@osamjo

9 months

@Harbdula I tell you bro

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@osamjo

1 month

One year ago, I entered the dm of this beautiful girl. She was nice and kind enough to respond to me. A few months from now, we are getting married.

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@osamjo

5 years

@PumpinTheOG People who had the follow come charger and ear piece felt that they were Kings back then.

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@osamjo

3 years

@Kaymarxmusic There is one in UI that is also like the one in the picture above. I still saw it last month. That one has lost its tail.

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Jonas

@osamjo

9 months

@thetopazbrand It is serious o

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 years

@VictorPopeJr Gaslighting is the worst form of emotional abuse.

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 months

I put a ring on it. 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 years

‘Ifu Simi drive bye’ If you see mi drive by.

Four-eyed Edo Boy™

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@osamjo

2 years

May dump.

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Jonas

@osamjo

2 years

@sansparamore1 @bragosi They also wear their jackets. The cold knows nobody. Only car users might not bother because they can use the heater. A lot of new migrants don’t have cars. So, they go from bus to bus. If the temperature is 7 degrees, you will be wise to wear your jacket.

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@osamjo

1 year

It has always been my dream to see the Aurora. I finally saw it tonight. Behold the northern lights. The earth is beautiful.

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@osamjo

5 years

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Jonas

@osamjo

9 months

@PraiseTimi19460 Yes o. It is a culture at Access bank

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Jonas

@osamjo

2 years

I don run. Make una no vex.

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Jonas

@osamjo

9 months

Full blown winter in Banff

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@osamjo

9 months

@Thobysammie I swear

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@osamjo

9 months

@DanielAfrika11 Who is Seun Egbegbe ?

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Jonas

@osamjo

3 years

Everytime I use my card on a POS terminal

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@osamjo

1 year

@_Kkachee @popo_Badman See my email

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@osamjo

5 years

@AnadaaSaiki @solomonm97

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@osamjo

1 year

How I started vs how I left UNIBEN. 17 years old ——- 21 Years old. 2010 ———2014.

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Jonas

@osamjo

7 months

Engr. Gaji

@bigmanfarouk

7 months

A picture of you in green? Let's have it

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@osamjo

24 days

On this day 2 years ago (24th May 2022), I left Nigeria for Canada. I am grateful for the journey so far and excited about what the future holds.

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@osamjo

1 year

Exactly this day one year ago, I left Nigeria for Canada. Just like the Monk who sold his Ferrari, I sold my beautiful red Kia Rio and all my belongings as I began my journey towards self fulfillment. Why did I leave ? I just wanted to follow my heart.

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@osamjo

4 years

@tolex_andre The High Ready position is often called the Center Chest Position. The Gun is held front of the chest. During training to test the effect of the recoil or knock back effect of the gun on the shooter, it can be held very close to the chest. This trains the shooter to withstand it

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@osamjo

4 years

@OkugbeniE He is talking about the fact that Flavour and the rest are speaking up for the people while our elected representatives in the National Assembly are nowhere to be found

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Jonas

@osamjo

3 months

Enjoy your weekend

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Jonas

@osamjo

7 months

Kudos to the guys at the Nigeria High Commission Ottawa. Passport renewal was seamless and everyone was professional. Booking and payment was done online. No staff asked for tips and the high commission was super clean and beautiful. May God bless the federal republic of Nigeria.

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@osamjo

11 months

A good Saturday at Sylvan lake.

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@osamjo

8 months

We are outside.

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@osamjo

3 months

Roots

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Jonas

@osamjo

1 year

Sunday

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Jonas

@osamjo

2 years

Ade Ori Okin.

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Jonas

@osamjo

1 year

Another win. CIFC in the bag.

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@osamjo

6 months

#NewProfilePic

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@osamjo

3 months

Happy Sunday

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@osamjo

1 year

A postcard from the Northern Hemisphere.

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@osamjo

4 years

The Arsonist is back.

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 years

@candybliss95 Baba never fails to write

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Jonas

@osamjo

3 months

Aig, Segun and Herbert Wigwe. Success is never accidental

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@osamjo

1 year

Too early to be sleepy

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@osamjo

4 years

@NamanG1403 @ZaffrulZamry_ @donquixote_d4 @Football__Tweet Exactly. I am almost certain he will leave when ovation is still loud enough.

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 years

Great day tomorrow. Baba God abeg make e pure for all my guys. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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@osamjo

5 months

Tobi has finally graduated @Thobysammie congratulations

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@osamjo

11 months

I no wan laugh because it’s like when you laugh that someone will ask you to lend them your hard earned 20k.

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@osamjo

2 years

Father figure.

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@osamjo

5 years

@is_salsu He took me from rags to riches. From nobody to somebody. From the streets to feast with Kings.

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@osamjo

3 months

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 years

Today is Saturday just like every other day of the week.

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@osamjo

1 year

When I got my first job with Access bank in 2017, I saved 100k monthly for 12 months. The day WAPIC credited me my savings of 1.2M, I felt like the biggest person on earth.

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1 year

How did you make your first million?

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@osamjo

3 years

Memories. Nostalgia.

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@osamjo

28 days

I and @tobi_abiola promoting the fake life. Please don’t fall for it.

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Jonas

@osamjo

8 months

Museum of Illusion and then Ripley’s Aquarium Toronto.

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@osamjo

2 years

@AlexandraAnigbo Thesame Wednesday movie that I watched? There was no demonic thing in it na. It was just a girl that frowns her face everytime and a cut hand that follows her everywhere.

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@osamjo

5 years

@R_Thobykov @SubDeliveryZone @thepamilerin @_valkiing @colomental_ @Alex_Houseof308 ATM pays whatever you put inside.

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@osamjo

1 year

Merry Christmas from me and mine to you and yours.

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@osamjo

3 months

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 years

If CIBN and Peter Ejeomo wants to be relevant, they should talk to WES.

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@osamjo

1 year

@Adebolaa_O @_Kkachee @popo_Badman I was sending them this same email 2PM everyday. After about two weeks, they started working on my file.

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@osamjo

5 years

@SomtoLagos Even the Devil doesn’t understand why this dude jumped to his death.

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@osamjo

2 years

@ireteeh She is speaking faith. Calling those things which are not as though they were.

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@osamjo

4 years

@tolex_andre I disagree bro. This is the standard procedure for this kind of training. This is how it is done all over the world.

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@osamjo

2 years

This place was my home for the past five years. I will miss my people.

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@osamjo

1 year

Ozoemena.

IGBO History & Facts

@IgboHistoFacts

1 year

Today in History: Nigerian-Biafran war erupted. The war began at 6:38am on July 6, 1967 when the federal army advanced in two columns into Biafra. It was Lt. Gado Nasko who fired the first artillery shots in Garkem, present-day Cross River state. Retweet to educate someone

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@osamjo

22 days

On this day six years ago, my first ever car was delivered courtesy of Access bank. It was a brand new 2018 Kia Rio. Looking back today, I am grateful for the life changing opportunity Access bank gave me. I sold the car when I was leaving Nigeria in 2022.

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@osamjo

5 years

@dripn_melanin_ @JaneDeni_ @__liptonia @Sammyskopi @Kayomideee_ @Blaaq_ie @SmithAangdu @farouq_yahaya @amandachinda_ @_Teewo @HislordshipB @omotaraaaa Go and read your books

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@osamjo

1 year

@TheSilvapr My first job in a bank as the lowest ranked bank staff, my salary was more than 250k . I don’t know where you got your Senior banker stats from.

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@osamjo

3 months

Breakfast in Punta Cana

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@osamjo

4 years

@inudadog @VictorPopeJr You can? What could be worse ?

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@osamjo

2 years

For some weeks now, I have been so anxious. I cannot really pinpoint the reason why I have been so worried. But today, I chose to pray for peace of mind. It worked. I have peace right now. May God give us peace.

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@osamjo

10 months

A sunny Monday morning.

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@osamjo

1 year

On some Picasso level. But painting is not my thing sha.

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@osamjo

8 months

The Sunday before winter

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@osamjo

1 year

🤣🤣

ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE

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1 year

One of the funniest Sanyeri clips ever 😂

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@osamjo

9 months

#NewProfilePic

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@osamjo

2 years

Street.

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@osamjo

1 year

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@Kayodeoshinubi

1 year

Can I see a picture of you in white native attire?

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@osamjo

6 months

I miss home. I miss my parents. I miss my siblings. I miss my family. I have been away for ‘too long’. I hate being alone. Merry Christmas everyone.

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Jonas

@osamjo

4 years

⁦ @popo_Badman ⁩ nothing is assured for you yet o. I wan make money make I collect your babe

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@osamjo

6 months

Another morning

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@osamjo

7 months

Have two WhatsApp accounts. One for the people in Nigeria and one for the people abroad. Upload different contents. You will not have any issue

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7 months

When people relocate abroad, sooner or later, they understand the precariousness of uploading anything to their WhatsApp status. Once people get the wind that you’re still breathing , you’re in trouble.

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@osamjo

4 months

🥶🥶

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@osamjo

1 year

High up the sulphur mountains.

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