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the holy trinity of ashley johnson’s dnd characters
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the critical role cast but it’s just their faces on Sam’s shirts
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the day people realize that Ellie is the MAIN character of the entirety of tlou, and thus that HER stories are pivotal and aren’t “fillers”, both in the series and in the games, is the day i know peace. Until then, i’ll continue to fight to get her the respect she deserves.
@SierraWhiskey9
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The Last of Us episode 7 was another flash back episode that did nothing to move the plot forward. 2 filler episodes in a 9 episode season.
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DAVID FUCKING TENNANT IS GOING TO BE ON THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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the most stylish duo on the entire continent of europe
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critical role, also known as the taliesin jaffe cinematic universe
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ASHLEY REALLY IS ELLIE’S MOM IN THE HBO SERIES IM GOING TO CRY
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lovm animators knew exactly what they were doing and who their target audience is in that scene #TheLegendofVoxMachina #LVMSpoilers
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this is the group chat typo that matt will never live down
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HELLO????
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matt mercer is too good at creating villainous women. delilah, avantika, now otohan… i support matthew mercer’s rights but most importantly i support his fictional unhinged women’s wrongs, give me more of them king
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this is actually the best conversation thread on the entirety of twitter
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@orphansmaker
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massive respect to critical role for removing all content with his face on it from their channel. he doesn’t deserve to gain any new audience thanks to them, all he deserves is to rot away wherever he is, insignificant and alone so he can’t harm anyone else.
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location
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yes! the best person to play a 14 years old girl is [checks smudged handwriting] a 35 years old man!
@metimehmet87
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@DomTheBombYT 2 best actore for the last of us 🤷🏻‍♂️ but hollywood are so bad with making movie from games..
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every now & then i rewatch this video because it’s so delightfully ridiculous? the split second decision to play rock paper scissors three way, the disbelief when it didn’t work, & the way they went to break early because they laughed so hard? beautiful
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this was one of the greatest, most intense things i’ve ever watched. “to reach a hand down to somebody they need to be beneath you, and i’m beneath nobody” & “you’re trying to redeem me and i didn’t do anything wrong” give me goosebumps to this very day. brennan is just brilliant
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abbey 🍉
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matt said “cut to break” but brennan heard “make ‘em quake” and rolled with it
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my poor little mewmews <3
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@moralgrey
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found family ★☆☆☆☆ found family but they’re all criminals ★★★★★
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this is fucking brutal but also oh my god i can’t stop laughing at it i’m a Terrible person #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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if i had a nickel for every time a fatherless girl who was burdened with saving humanity and who was voiced by a woman named ashl(e)y who appeared on critical role turned out to be gay i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
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these spot the difference games are so hard
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i love how when lore drops get insane travis just starts straight up wiggling in his seat, this man is a treasure
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ashley; does anything ever laura and travis: is this her? is this the best character to ever exist? is this our darling angel who never committed wrong ever in her life?
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pros of bringing keyleth back until laudna is resurrected: 1- marisha being at the table 2- keyleth return!!!! 3- keyleth and fearne bonding over flowers would be adorable 4- would piss off the dnd dudebros who dislike both marisha and keyleth cons: ????? #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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ashley johnson’s ellie is something that should be taught in acting schools and i’m 100% serious. I’ve never seen someone fully embody a character while understanding and loving them unconditionally the way ashley has with ellie. it’s such a special thing to experience
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@RoyReadsManga
Roy📚
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What voice actor crushed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to live up to it?
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travis being confused about which die the d4 is and only picking the right one up when laura tells him what it looks like after over seven years of playing dnd is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen
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i watched 113 episodes of critical role in 2 months
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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happy birthday to marisha ray <3
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i want someone to trust in me the same way ashley trusted her dice when she made fearne a kleptomaniac with only a +1 to her sleight of hand checks
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found a new meme template, predictably, i had to do something with the mighty nein with it
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matt mercer could make at least 5 bbegs out of these please keep them away from him
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Petsmart calls it decor. I call it the D&D terrain isle. #dnd #rpg #tabletop
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man robbie daymond has been such a delightful addition to critical role, he’s incredibly smart and funny and his character choices are always interesting to watch, dorian is truly a treat to watch week in and week out + he’s got a sick collection of hats, i want to see them all
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fearne calloway must live purely because the people at eldritch foundry didn’t remake her mini four times to make her boobs big enough to match ashley’s exact specifications only for her to die 33 episodes in
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the way aabria said “bitch have you seen the ocean?” had no business being this funny #ExandriaUnlimited #ExUSpoilers
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i don’t know if it counts as line delivery but my man brennan walked into the cr studios and made it his personal mission to destroy every ounce of emotional well-being i possessed with exu: calamity, and you know what? he succeeded
@ladytuono
Michelle Iannantuono 🐀🏳️‍🌈
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What is your favorite line of dialogue and/or line delivery of the year? Threaded a few of mine. None are meant to indicate "the best" but they're ones that resonated and stuck with me!
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ashley johnson doesn’t leave her house unless she’s contractually obligated to and i think that’s very relatable of her, but also thank god for critical role because otherwise we’d glimpse her once every one hundred years and that’s if we’re LUCKY
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thrilled for people who’re going to find out about critical role through the legend of vox machina because imagine discovering a great series and then learning that there’re hundreds of hours of those characters that exist freely made by the same voices you loved so much.. heaven
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remembering that one time liam had to miss an episode in c2 and marisha had to play caleb, best caleb episode if i may say so myself
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i know the cr cast are already paving the way to their retirement by bringing in new people and integrating them into their original IP and exandria but it’s such a bittersweet thought. i love these people, and i’m so glad i got to watch them do their magic in their prime
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remember when caduceus absolutely obliterated trent ikithon in his own home at dinner and then proceeded to end his speech with “respectfully” while giving trent this look… iconic behavior if you ask me
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i think critical role should explore the option of collaborating with watcher in future octobers to send travis on an actual ghost hunt with ryan and shane, i think it’d benefit all parties* involved *parties not including travis willingham
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ASHLEY JOHNSON IN HBO’S TLOU SHOW CONFIRMED? THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
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praying for titmouse’s animators because not only do they have to animate mollymauk’s absurdly detailed coat, no, they have to also sprinkle (no puns intended) dicks in the background of every place jester visits AND animate the absurd number of polymorphs the mighty nein cast
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critical role’s advertising partnerships are so funny because companies will pay them to have an ad spot at the start of the ep, have that turned into sam riegel’s free style hour, then have the actual service promoted mid episode when matt is doing a whisper
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BABE WAKE UP NEW CRITICAL ROLE TIKTOK WITH ASHLEY JOHNSON JUST DROPPED
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matthew mercer circa 2015
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i love this dynamic so much already #criticalrole
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travis for two episodes now
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happy legend of vox machina release eve, or as i like to call it, the day before laura bailey’s vex accent holds the entire world in a chokehold for the foreseeable future
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critical role is great but knowing that some characters will never interact because they’re played by the same person is such a missed opportunity. can you imagine how chaotic it’d be if yasha met fearne? or if beau and laudna ran into each other? caleb and vax? MOLLY AND PERCY?
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erika ishii and matthew mercer i see i know you’re planning something #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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i’m happy the cr cast are trying to avoid burn out this campaign by giving themselves time off to work on other projects or to hang out with loved ones. i’m especially happy for matt, he deserves some time for himself where he’s not constantly thinking of a story to create
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this is the single most adorable frame in the entirety of the legend of vox machina #TheLegendofVoxMachina #LVMSpoilers
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the charisma situation in c3 is fun bc with dorian gone the 3 people most qualified to talk them in/out of situations are: - imogen, anxiety personified - laudna, literally decaying - fearne, physical embodiment of chaos, def will try to steal from whoever she’s talking to
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ah yes, my favorite vox machina member [checks smudged handwriting] elvis presley
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NOTHING WILL COMPARE TO THE GASP I LET OUT WHEN I SAW T H E DAVID TENNANT ON CRITICAL ROLE YALL IM STILL SHAKING BDBSHDKFDHK
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am i biased? absolutely. do i still think this is one of the best performances in the series and Thee best guest appearance? hell yeah
@TheLastofUsHBO
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Her name is Ellie. #TheLastOfUs
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just imagined matthew mercer saying “hello everyone and welcome to tonight’s episode of critical role where a bunch of us nerdy ass voice actors sit around and play dungeons and dragons” tomorrow night
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as a matter of fact, i can
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You cant name a better trio 🤷‍♀️.
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stardew valley will be perfect the day it lets me set jojomart on fire. no capitalism in this town, just fishing and being gay
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c2e1 vs. c3e1 #criticalrole
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cr artists i’m imploring you to draw a beau version of this meme
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actually feel so bad for marisha, she rolled up to the studio, rolled a single nat1 for a death save, cried with her friends, then left the table. the dice gods were not kind to her last night #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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can’t believe marisha is getting the solo thumbnail after character death treatment… give her back critical role #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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in other news, i would take a bullet for little tiefling de rolo <3
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acts of love tm9 did for each other that make me cry: - cad keeping the half broken sword and fixing it for fjord - jester painting yasha’s walls - veth giving beau flowers and helping beau pick a tie for her date - the little shrines cad made into his tree for each member’s god
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someone needs to conduct a study on how i can’t sit through a movie with a 2 hours runtime because it’s simply too long yet find critical role episodes that are under 3 hours short
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in less than 5 hours we get to see esteemed dungeon master matthew mercer flirting with himself as laura cheers him on
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happy halloween to everyone but especially to matt mercer in laura bailey costume (?). i think about him everyday
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critical role’s marketing strategy of their apparel being just laura bailey modeling it is honestly genius because she’ll make anything look good. ANYTHING. it needs to be studied
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ARE THE FLORESCENT LIGHTS BOTHERING YOU MY QUEEN
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y’all i love them so much wtf this is so wholesome
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sam riegel will reach unstoppable levels of power the day werther’s original sponsors critical role
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matthew mercer and marisha ray i’m respectfully requesting to see your farms in stardew valley as well as who you chose to marry in the game for science and research related purposes
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travis has a peculiar way of tying up his characters’ stories #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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testing the new twitter feature with the It girls
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my man heard “keep the blood of the master’s chosen, he lives” and got so surprised as if he wasn’t the one who initiated the most homoerotic wound bandaging sequence in the entire history of dnd with the literal devil #ExUSpoilers
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thinking about caleb introducing the mighty nein to each of their rooms in his tower for the first time, how much time he spent building this grand love letter for each of them on cold nights they spent huddled together in his dome feeding off of each other’s warmth. i miss him.
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el*n m*sk will watch a series about the devastating effects of absurd wealth gaps and the effects of corruption and police brutality on poor people and take absolutely nothing away from it
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i’ve never seen a single photo that captures any dynamic between two people as perfectly as this does the brjeau’s. like, this really is Their picture
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you ever try to watch critical role and just–
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IT’S ASHLEY JOHNSON WITH A STEEL CHAIR
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bell’s hells: [see the most horrifying thing mortals can perceive with their own eyes] awww laudna would adore this
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i’m feeling so much love and heartbreak right now this is so so SO good how did they hit the mark so perfectly this scene is everything i imagined it to be and more #LVMSpoilers #TheLegendofVoxMachina
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a story in 2 parts #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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y’all ever think about how many insane coincides happened in c2, like. nein being a running joke, then the party ending up being called the mighty nein, then the bbeg having nine eyes and nine core members, and the final count of the party members being nine.. poetic dice rolls
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several hundred hours and a guaranteed bunch of heartbreaks are a big investment to make friends
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gifs that deal irreversible emotional damage #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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liam o’brien will watch marisha in that ring and get war flashbacks from his time next to her in c2, her elbow has truly scared that man for life
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my favorite genre of pictures: ashley johnson with a sword
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the hard drive matt mercer article reminded me of the few weeks after i started watching critical role where i was so impressed by him that i tried to mimic every sound i heard, an experiment that ended once i googled matt and realized that he’s good at making sounds for a reason
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presented without explanation because i don’t have any
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ashton: i’m stuck with you crazy people fearne and chetney, arguably the most unhinged people in bell’s hells: [shocked pikachu meme]
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“you see a small muscular female figure with short dark hair, kind of like wraps on her hands..”
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i’m obsessed with this gif i cant stop staring at it, the shoulder wiggle marisha is doing is HYPNOTIZING
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IM SO FUCKING EXCITED IM SO FUCKING EXCITED IM BOUNCING ACROSS THE WALLS OF MY ROOM LIKE A RUBBER BALL THIS IS GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE
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this is the single most important photo on the internet i’m not even joking
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this is fearne’s golden chance to ask THE percy de rolo to make a tiny gun for mister #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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