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@tyler02020202 people like this find a direction early just to find out 10 years later they’re miserable while those who “weren’t doing anything with their life” are doing better

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@Inaru_Nadia @PopCrave im sorry in what world is this true LMAO

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@korysverse abby has it coming, she was getting in their FACES!

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@bklynb4by KUNTENSERVEN ASF

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@mazzypopstar everyone oomf on here to me !

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@mygenderisblack I remember watching this in like 6th or 7th grade I was fucking horrified ... like internet culture was fucking BRUTAL in the 2000s

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@yassnito DIDNT EVEN TRY TO GIVE U A NAME 😭

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@ogatwt being able to write out human behavior on here that accurately in one sentence is so ://

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@venustrine oh i KNOW that was off script …

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@vulniccura why is Putin kinda giving Ethel Cain

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@PopCrave they’ll never be her

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@mazzypopstar oomf onto something !

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how can we blame this on belinda bencic

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@vulnicuravirgo @guillerminooooo @horrorbutgay mid opinion

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@H4TEDEMON OH

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@imdylanharrison i hope the gays realize that siding w straight people on things like this will not benefit them at all

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@escxfuego you seeing an interlude

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THE WAY SHE JUST STARTS WALKING AWAY MID RALLY SNFNSNFJSJDJD

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@iamt_alan @noahsreality ABBY MADE FUN OF BROOKE OUT OF NOWHERE IN THIS SCENE TOO LMFAOOOOO

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@vandedjan “just large and in the way” IS CRAZY 😭🤚

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1 year

@folieadieux WHEN SARAH PRINTED OUT THAT PICTURE AND GAVE IT TO HER SJFBDBFBDBBF

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THE WAY HOLLY BACKED UP SHDBSBDBSBSV

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Who’s got that one dance moms clip

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taylor fritz is a father and a divorcee at all at age 23 ? omg i thought he was older

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@bennsintheroad THANK YOU i’m tired of the most misogynistic straight men getting passed to the gays like we don’t want them

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@lauraaa13_ giving

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the girls loved reacting like they won a slam when they beat sharapova in her comeback

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@PojdBase

3 years

This is such an ICONIC reaction, idc

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2 years

we all know that if serena comes back the girls are all of a sudden going to be in the forms of their lives and remember how to play tennis again right ?

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3 years

anyways what’s everyone doing for the rest of today

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2 years

the most recent slam champ just quit tennis lmao the wta is down the fucking DRAIN

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3 years

and when venus wins strasbourg and RG then what?

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@sabrinabrier THAT LAST SMILE WAS SINISTER

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2 years

@N6meN0tF0und @PopBase me pronouncing with green hair

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@WizMonifaaa @Vee16Queen it’s really sad like that could have been her only support system left

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@nothnghppens queen was ahead of her time

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10 months

thinking about this again

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2 years

have sakkari face serena naomi and bianca back to back and she’ll peak and double bagel them all but put shelby rogers in front of her and she’ll forget how to play tennis

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A+ win in Adelaide 🌟 @Shelby_Rogers_ fights her way back to the last 8 with a win over the No.3 seed Sakkari!

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@matthewokay they’re literally becoming the mean gays

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Venus should absolutely have more than 7 slams

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@goatrenka

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name a tennis player who is more underachieved than her

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@TlDVL

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DID DAYANA RETIRE FROM 0-5 15-40 DOWN AJDJSJDJSJSBSBZBZBSB

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you can tell a lot of Iga’s fans have never stanned FLOPS before

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3 years

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKES THIS

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NAOMI OSAKA?

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@m8ss3ducti0n do three seconds of research before writing a thinkpiece next time

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@m8ss3ducti0n would love to do a study on people like this who feel the need to be contrary at EVERY opportunity, not matter how right or wrong the other person is

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@persiarainn @starlitgf right bc now she’s projecting her ED onto everyone else

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#ttselfieday

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@time222smoke SHES MY BIAS

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2 years

still comparing nicki and cardi in 2022 is very jobless 😭😭 let’s move on, touch grass, and make some friends

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There are two types of people in this world…

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“due to COVID the main draw will be made behind closed doors” is literally the most bullshit tennis thing to come out of the pandemic

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2 years

the relevancy scale of tennis players should be based on whether or not qinwen zheng knows them

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@zaytanich PLS ABBDBBSBSVSBSB

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3 years

Osaka d. S. Williams 0-6 7-6(0) 6-0 The 23-time Grand Slam Champion had FIFTY-TWO (😱) match points, and was up 5-0 40-0 in the second set Osaka has successfully defended her US Open title, the first to do so in 100 years!

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3 years

honestly sakkari as a top 10 player makes more sense than mladenovic

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@bklynb4by HES WINNING THE IDGAF AWARD

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1 year

sabalenka is so likeable how do people hate her

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@timmrush @OrangePaulp CRISIS ACTORS ALWAYS ON CALL FR

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@edna_days the church of scientology church in the back ? she knew she ate …

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@cixcum @folieadieux

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@TomZohar do you have a grindr screenshot for proof ?

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@frankenfemme_ JUSTICE FOR HAGS :(( gods strongest soldiers ♥️

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@oc80angel the product placement in it too :/ like guys pls stop holding this as a standard it’s just an ad

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@bjwhork OKAAYYY ELIZABETH WARREN !

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@criminalplaza average andrew tate enjoyer

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the fuck ?

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enough of the "blockbuster matches" in 1R this is the reason why pegula-teichmann is somehow a WTA 1000 SF

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2 years

Main draw in Rome, where Iga Swiatek and Paula Badosa are the top seeds. 1R: Emma Raducanu vs. Bianca Andreescu. Winner will face either Naomi Osaka or Sara Sorribes Tormo in 2R. #IBI22

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really hard to enjoy tennis when tennis players don’t even enjoy tennis rn

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honestly biggest upset today is sloane winning

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@mazzypopstar 🫶🫶

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@nonbinarybooty IDK WHAT CHANGED BUT IT WAS THE HARDEST BY A MILE

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@midnight_tlaloc not the pick me bottoms in the comments PLEEEEEASE

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the crowd for a Q2 slam ?? THIS EATS

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@SiemBlueboom

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QR2 WTA Charleston And Lisicki 🇩🇪 wins the match! 🤩First WTA Main Draw since June or July I believe... 🤔

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@ycsm1n spotify called me basic this year like 😭😭

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and when she pulls this out on championship point against magda linette and wins 0-6 7-6 11-9 then what ?

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i still cant get over this.... it literally looks like a celebration of a 250 title

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opponents before facing kvitová

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i'm not lesbian just to clear that up

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WHEN WILL UR FAVS ??

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3 years

JANA NOVOTNA BEING KREJCIKOVAS FIRST COACH

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Over used comments in tennis by commentators Coco Gauff age Ash Barty plays Cricket and Golf Serena Williams Margaret Court record Andy Murray metal hip Any more? We all know!!!!!

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tt: *complains about current state of WTA* also tt: *actively rooting for LINETTE and VEKIC to win a grand slam*

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garbine's leaked run to the USO title 2022: 1R: def. Paquet 0-6 0-5 0-40 (RET.) 2R: w/o 3R: w/o 4R: w/o QF: w/o SF: w/o F: w/o

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thinking about this serve

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grand slam tennis is just around the corner, and you all know what that means!!! time for 7-10 GS champions to be put in one quarter of the draw and somehow have Pegula walk it of it to the QFs!! 🥰🥰

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no but like i’m so excited for Kim to show up to the USO for her 1R slam in this outfit as a WC

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“kerbers forehand is the shot of the 2010s”

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@shroomsrbad WHY THE FUCK WAS ABBY HORIZONTAL ANDBSBDBSBSBSB

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SKDJBSBDBDBDH

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Who’s got that one dance moms clip

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I do actually think this is the worst Wimbledon final in the open era

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brengle’s draw to her first slam! 1R: 🇺🇦 yastremska 2R: 🇯🇵 (13) osaka 3R: 🇨🇭 (22) bencic 4R: 🇦🇺 (1) barty QF: 🇬🇷 (5) sakkari SF: 🇨🇿 (4) krejcikova F: 🇧🇾 (2) sabalenka

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@Jonesy________

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NOT THE PROJECTED DRAW ENDING AT THE 1R ASFKNFS

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@minasdemon not the münchausen syndrome :((

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Williams/Williams (WC) d. Kerber/Halep 6-0 6-0 Took just 40 minutes (😱) for the sisters to quickly dispatch the former world #1s , looking in great form for a title at this year’s US Open!

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artists are annoying the shit out of me recently oh my god there was no reason to get defensive over this

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serena WILL face a slam champion / top 10 player 1st round at AO i just know it

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@jusdcanneberge just more proof that you can actually say anything ! literally anything … as long as you emotionally appeal to a large enough group your power is endless

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