Coffee addict ☕️I have no master, except my enterprise. I have no enemies, except my indiscretions: my only claim to relevance is sanity🔢hopeless romantic
I have an appointment by 2pm and I left lugbe by 12 and got to Garki by 12:25.. now I have to wait 😭😭 i stayed in Lagos for months and it’s beginning to affect me mentally 🤧🤧
I got the job 🥳🥳🥺🥺I declared it everyday and it came to pass. After so many tests, interviews, regret mails and rejected offers, I got the best of the best. Thank you lord.
Why are you people converting uniben school fees to dollar equivalent???? Do Nigerians earn in dollars??? Ok the money is little.. go and pay for everyone owing school fees then.
Not suicidal or anything but I’m honestly tired of pretending that everything is fine. Behind those smiling pictures and playful videos, there’s a lot I’m dealing. It’s not getting easy at all. I can’t even find happiness and satisfaction. The worse part is no one believes me.
Waking up to see my husband’s face every morning is one of the best things ever. I love this man so much and I’m happy I chose him. I wonder what my life would be without my husband. The way he loves me and the kids is just so unreal🥺🥺🥺 thank God for this man
My mom is talking about marriage. My uncle is giving example of “for instance if you have a suitor”.
I’ll be 24 in few days and I don’t see marriage in any of my plans within thr next 3 years.
I just want to eat shawarma and ice cream abeg and pick 500 million from the bush.
@oku_yungx
Working out together
Eating from same plate
Cooking together
Seeing a movie together
Recommending books/series for each other and then reviewing them later.
Shopping together
Praying together
Supporting each other
Figuring out new things on excel and teaching the other person😑
I was studying for this exams so much. I slept for 2-3 hours for 2 weeks
My eyes were goneeeee. It was always teary
This is big win for me cos I’m so happy I passed
“The legs of the scorpion on the SARS logo are 6, the straps on this FSARS jacket are also 6. Police is a 6 letter word. That’s 6 three times, open your eyes! SARS is 666, device of the devil. We must end it!”
Pls send this as a BC to our parents and elderly people 🙏🙏🙏
Rt
@adesola_foneski
We are ready to use the stone dear after you’ve gone to hunt for bush meat and finish building the hut in the village. Harvest the tomatoes and pepper from Agwu’s farm and bring home so that we will crush it with that stone
@Christ_Alex45
Friends go to the library.
Me: I’ll study at home.
At home, sits on the chair.
No, I’ll study more on the bed...
😴
Ok let me just sleep for 30 minutes
Wakes up 14 hours later
Abuja protesters are very stubborn o 😂😂😂😂 they didn’t agree to leave airport road cos FCt minister is stuck with us and he wants to get to the airport ASAP
I want to go home o 🤧🤧🤧
#AbujaProtest
#EndSARS
@oreoluwa_sugar
Hardly pays.. she’ll be like, let’s just dress fine and sit down there and we’ll see fine boys that will pay for us..
This is one of the reasons I scrutinize the kind of girls I let into my life...
The only thing she did (I dunno about now) is bill any guy she sees
@SelemaEnang
1. Met one that said “you’ll be a size 8 (was a 12) within a month
2. I will stop wearing pants, just skirts n long dresses.
3. Had a problem with me doing my laundry with washing machine.
4. Blamed rape victims
5. I was too ambitious n was always forming ITK (smart)
@oreoluwa_sugar
I introduce my friend to a guy one time she was always disturbing the guy to “take her out”... I was embarrassed and ashamed. If the guy didn’t know me well, he’d have said “birds of the same feathers”. Someone that will tell me “Kenny, let’s go out and I’ll say I’m broke cos she
You graduated from uni in 2001 and you want to marry me??? As in, you left university when I was 4 years old and you’re lying that you’re 31 and you want to marry me????
@SelemaEnang
6. When I say anything, the next thing is “all these feminist with their yeye wokeness”, even stuff that doesn’t relate to gender.
7. Said he doesn’t like my low cut, I need to grow my hair cos I’m not a man
8. A woman should never eat out/order food, believes men shouldn’t cook
No, I don’t want to meet.
No, I don’t want a relationship.
No, I don’t want to get to know you.
Yes, I am broke.
No, I’m not fine in real life, my pictures are photoshopped.
Yes, I love money.
No, I’m not coming to your house.
Airport road is a mess, I don’t even know if it has been cleaned up yet. I need volunteers to go with me so we’ll clean up that place this morning please ASAP 🙏🙏🙏🙏
#EndSARS
#AbujaProtests
“Kubwa is not Abuja, gwarimpa is not Abuja, lugbe is not Abuja, gwagwalada is not Abuja, lokogoma is not Abuja, dutse is not Abuja....”
Okay immigrants and settlers, where’s Abuja exactly?
ABUJA PROTESTERS APPRECIATION TWEET. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
WE ARE BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS. WE NEVER BACKED OUT NO MATTER WHAT THEY THROW AT US!!!
POWER BELONGS TO US!!!!!!!!
#SARSMUSTEND
@aproko_doctor
is actually the biggest influencer on +234 twitter. I’ve learnt and unlearnt a whole lot from him since I knew him. I’ve stopped most health related bad habit. Stopped taking soda for a long while cos of all his scary posts about soda and even late night eating
This dispatch rider just fell from the bridge and his skull got scattered n he died immediately even with his helmet on. His blood is everywhere on the road. It’s such a gruesome sight.
This is so horrible.
@olaseni_aa
Exactly. Giving you dark inner thighs and also put holes in your jeans and leggings 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s really uncomfortable. I don’t understand how some ladies wear dresses without any tight underneath it... I hate it when my thighs rub together cos it hurts like hell.
One Abuja guy I met told me how he loved me and wanted to marry and I even showed him my house, the next thing... baba started asking me to borrow him 50k (I was a corper) Cos he wants to open a small firm or I should collect the money from my father 😂😂😂😂😂
@aproko_doctor
I know this story since when I was little cos I grew breast from 10 and started my period that same age. Neighbors said I was abnormal or was sleeping with guys. I checked it up on the internet. My aunt (a nurse) told me to read about her.
My dear Abuja people, Abuja is no longer safe. Please read through and treat as urgent and please share 🙏🙏🙏
Limit your night outing if possible and just try and stay safe.
I’m looking for a job by the way. I have a second class upper(4.38) in Economics and I’ll soon be a chartered Accountant. My preference is graduate trainee with any investment bank or any Accounting firm.
It’s been 3 months I left Abuja to come to Lagos and I am taking the next flight to my father’s house. After living almost all my life in Abuja, I’ve come to the conclusion that Abuja is my heritage and I can’t get used to Lagos life. People way normal for Lagos no reach 4.
Falling in love was one of the best things that happened to me this year. It brought me stability.
I know longer have to second guess my relationship with other men because I have who I want already.
The peace >>>>>>>>>>
@EricaNlewedim
That’s not true. Abuja is ugly and full of traffic. Too much people, no good drainage system and everywhere is anyhow. You people should stay in Lagos. Lagos is better than Abuja pls
When asked what my motivation was for starting up this initiative, I realize I don’t have an answer to that. I never experienced period poverty while growing up, there was always “mummy and daddy” there to get me sanitary pads whenever I’m on my period which started when I
If you live in abuja, like this post and reply with your location. December is here and the party season has started 💃💃💃💃
know the one happening in your area
THUGS are already positioned at the proposed Venue For Today in Abuja.
Please if you're coming out be on Alert
Walk in Pairs
Be your Brother's Keeper
Safety First
God see us through
#EndSARS
When you lie to your parents that you’re going “out” cos you can’t tell them the exact place, please have a trusted friend or a “cool” sibling you can tell the truth. Always tell people your whereabouts and learn to share your trips too. Too many missing people these days
I want to start a “Cover her up” initiative. Cos the way sanitary pad is now expensive in the market is something else. Im very sure a lot of young girls in school can’t afford it. Thinking about it is heartbreaking. We can start from sharing pads to something better.
@a__vanita
1. My study alarm is 2am, we don’t live in same house but he sets his own alarm by 2am and calls me to wake up, stays awake till I’m done studying (calls at interval)
2. I always break out before my period, he got me one facial cleanser that actually worked.
3. Took care of me
Aproko doctor is so annoying. I hate the fact that I always heed to his advice.
From no late night meal to no salt when frying plantain to drinking water like a horse, now I have 2 packs of sausages in my fridge and I’m scared to touch it 😩😩😩
I dunno sha but beating Covid after been positive for over 7 weeks has to be my biggest win this year, because I was legit thinking I’d die Cos my health history is something else.
I went to the market this evening to buy chicken and it was unusually scanty. 1 Hausa man was like “my customer, come nw” I said “you no be my customer, where my customer go Cos me you fit cheat me” he said “dem go pursue yahoo boys comot for road,I go go my own 2moro.
#EndSARS