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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
4 years
the only good thing about twitter is that every other week someone posts another example of jane fonda being cool as shit
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
gigi hadid getting jury duty for the weinstein case on oscar nom day feels like god is playing MASH
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
he’s right it’s none of his business
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
alex trebek was proof that you can be a kind person who also bullies nerds, 100% legend
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
today i am thinking about the time my mother patiently listened to me and a friend talk at her about power or gender or something and then completely deadpan asked us, β€œyou know you aren’t the first generation to Think, right?”
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
begging these girls to take a melatonin
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
obviously not the point but this fit goes crazy
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Greta Thunberg
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Finally here. Thank you everyone who came to see me off in Plymouth, and everyone who welcomed me in New York! Now I’m going to rest for a few days, and on Friday I’m going to participate in the strike outside the UN.
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
2 years
AYO HIVE WE EATIN!!!!
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
sending love to the teens who will not experience heartbreak in high school but will instead imagine the entire rise and fall of a relationship with their crush while listening to the olivia rodrigo album
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
5 years
rihanna captured the entire spectrum of human emotion on ANTI and I made a chart to prove it
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
the defining piece of art for millennial/gen z cusps is the β€œshark in the water” degrassi promo
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
someone who can get up in front of anyone, let alone a whole country, and be like β€œhere’s a poem i wrote” is to be feared
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
3 years
fran lebowitz has had the kind of career that you just can’t have anymore: write two (kinda short) books about your gripes, spend the next 40 years absolutely vibing, show up at 92Y every once in a while to talk shit. a dream life!!
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
1 year
when a book opens with two quotes and the first one is academic and the second one is like, an ariana grande lyric? i eat it up every time i can’t lie
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
2 years
good morning
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
this is one of the wiggiest wigs she's wigged recently
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
2 years
julia roberts on starz... edie falco on peacock... this country used to stand for something
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
4 years
so thrilling to see Florence Pugh have her Chalamet Year (critical acclaim for both starring in a movie about a relationship that doesn’t work out & supporting in a Gerwig picture)
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
4 years
the man himself confirming what everyone’s friend’s cousin’s brittany hall roommate has already told us, he simply does not know how to use protection
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
me: my mom roasted me one time and we all laughed haha happy mother’s day strangers: your mom should check herself for not fixing all the ills of the world in 1987
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2 years
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manic pixie cheese curd, MPH
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Why are all podcasts β€œtwo best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
congrats to ariana grande, with this lana shit she’s finally made it... she’s a woman of color now :’)
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
saw something about β€œ3rd amendment facebook groups” went to find one... obviously they’re making memes
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
keep β€˜em coming baby
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
this has been weighing on me but i feel it's finally time to say it... kristen stewart as diana looks like jenna maroney conned her way into a prestige movie
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
24 celebs who married chic normals
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
obviously im sobbing but the second half of the video proves what i have always known to be true, which is that british celebrities are way more fun than american ones
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
wake up girls there’s new lee pace photos!!!!
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
4 years
thinking about virgil abloh's tacky wedding again...
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
insanely big mood
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
why did taylor swift go so hard on songs about a dude who looked like this
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
it’s fun that diddy was the only person to be like β€œthat was crazy”
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
it actually make so much sense that there is not a single famous person with reading comprehension skills
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
was trying to put my finger on what β€œIG Live dj sets” remind me of and then i remembered
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
5 years
I got to talk to your favorite euphoria actor about the show, getting discovered on the literal street, and his old youtube channel!! Fez hive stand up!!!
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
1 year
OUT: notes app screenshot IN: close cropped iMessage screenshot
@RobertIger
Robert Iger
1 year
I have sad news to share today. Barbara Walters passed away this evening at her home in New York.
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
the fancam girlies are setting Tom Wambsgans clips to Karma as we speak
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
my secret tip for a quick laugh is googling "1989 tour guests"
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
the reason so many things "sound like a 30 rock joke" now is because everything has gotten significantly dumber in the last decade
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
3 years
when you break up with jack nicholson and finally finish writing your play
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
it's so funny that lea isn't tony eligible... the monkey's paw did her thing
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
technically i turn 24 tomorrow but spiritually i entered my mid-20s last night as i sat in the back mezzanine of a brockhampton show eating a luna bar and bopping my head
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
4 years
when a movie character gets emotional at the opera?? send my regards to the chef!!!
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
4 years
@rebekahentralgo in a similar vein... this took me out
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Olivia Craighead
6 years
FELLAS, is it gay to respect women? you're literally treating them the way you treat men πŸ˜‚
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
exclusive pic of the production meetings at Oscars HQ:
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
one thing sex lives of college girls gets so right is that freshmen who take comedy writing very seriously have horrible auras
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
while we’re at it if you have a reasonably cushy job that affords you a nice apartment in a gentrified neighborhood, you should be donating to the mutual aid/grassroots orgs in your zip code too
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Olivia Craighead
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who is the person who runs this account in 2020, how many people are in charge of running social for dead shows, can i run one for MASH
@theofficetv
The Office on Peacock
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Good to see Andy and Jim thriving.
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
i can’t believe i tried to think of this tweet three different ways
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
the perfect relationship
@PageSix
Page Six
3 years
Jennifer Lopez meditates while Ben Affleck takes a smoke break
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
kind of underrated part of this is that drake had a breakthrough case
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Nicki Minaj
3 years
Love u babe. I was prepping for vmas then i shot a video & guess who got COVID? Do u know what it is not to be able to kiss or hold your tiny baby for over a week? A baby who is only used to his mama? β€œget vaccinated” Drake had just told me he got covid w|THE VACCINE tho so chile
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
i had a massive crush on my 50-something ap psych teacher in high school and now? he just liked one of my instagrams. should i go back to virginia to homewreck y/n
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
just heard a guy ask a woman β€œdo you know what chillwave is?” followed immediately by β€œbut you’ve seen portlandia right?” brooklyn is EXHAUSTING get me OUT
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
for the ten-year anniversary of girls, i wrote about the boy
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
so many of the Great American Plays are just a man being like "vibe check!" and then his whole family screams
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
ok picture this: a tv show about me (olivia) and my romantic endeavors (but it’s funny) on the poster i’m making this face πŸ™„ the title? LIV. the tagline? LAUGH, LOVE.
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
to be disgusted by the chain is to be on the wrong side of history
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Page Six
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s gold chain both delights and disgusts
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
i do feel that more people should know that in the movie Old there is a rapper character whose stage name is Midsized Sedan
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
i have to watch a lot of late night clips for work and it is shocking how much jimmy fallon sucks at his job. even james corden can, at the very least, hold a conversation!
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
2019 style inspo: lawyers in a 90s legal thriller working on the case after business hours in their casual clothes
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
will be thinking about kevin bacon prepping a breakfast mango for a good long time
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
love the idea of a person who finally subscribes to hbomax because they have belfast
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
I'm convinced that the only explanation for Brie Larson's whole Thing is that she has no one checking in on her
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
in this house we only acknowledge one black square
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
i live in constant fear of being caught by john wilson’s camera
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
POV: you facetime your bushwick bf whos been growing his hair out during quarantine
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
the 1975 is just coldplay for people who are like "yeah i i'd definitely try ketamine but only if someone offered it to me"
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
performing my monthly ritual of wondering if anyone has optioned that new yorker story about the maraschino cherry tycoon who killed himself after his weed farm got narc'd by bees
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
i know it’s early but the syntax of this copy is so weird? β€œa first look of”?? β€œwe all know him to be today”??? it’s just slightly wrong enough sounding to make me feel nuts
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Disney
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Here’s a first look of the young test pilot that became the Space Ranger we all know him to be today. Lightyear launches into theaters June 17, 2022.
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
god i wish i was her
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Olivia Craighead
7 years
if you get bored just write some fake rupi kaur poems it's fun
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
is rami malek ok
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
another one of my little opinions that i'm sure everyone will be really chill about
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
why does this look like an ethically non-monog couple getting into a fight at an upstate wedding
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
tweet of the year
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helena
3 years
Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
olivia stop giving your number to white boys challenge i nominate me
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
this was supposed to be a lighthearted conversation between me and my old friend @ayoedebiri ... i don't know what went wrong πŸ˜”
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
a question for the adults in the room - when a wedding β€œstarts” at 6 is that like... doors or is that when the show starts
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
climbers are so annoying why did someone bring an instantpot to the gym
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
why is that man in the editing bay put him in front of the camera…
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
i thought i would get a nice big cry out of Soul but that didn’t happen so you know what mf time it is
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
✨fuck it @ayoedebiri birthday fancam✨
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
let’s hear her out
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
i’m 3A hive now
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Olivia Craighead
6 years
drunk me making this my lock screen last night is my own version of the Memento tattoos
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
one of the worst things a man can be is a "writer/director"
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Olivia Craighead
2 years
i had the pleasure of talking to a bunch of people who wholeheartedly believe that taylor swift is gay, and you know what? they convinced me
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
being a glamorous woman in new york means that sometimes you sit alone at a bar, order a dirty martini, and pop in your airpods to watch a funny video your friend sent two hours ago
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@oliviacraighead
Olivia Craighead
3 years
when people i went to high school with are still friends with their little clique it is sooo deeply tragic but when i do it it’s actually sweet and heartwarming
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
carrie should have gotten this framed
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
the only bad thing nora ephron ever did was make people believe that they too could just write essays about their very specific gripes
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
sometimes u gotta give in to your darkest impulses
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
of all the things i have seen on tiktok, nothing has been more surprising than this Hayden Christensen/Stephen Glass fancam that has? over 2 million views??
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Olivia Craighead
1 year
the entire industry taking taylor swift's oscar campaign seriously is giving "Local Child Is Mayor for a Day"
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
some really important journalism from me about a bunch of guys named jason
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Olivia Craighead
4 years
@grantrindner you heard me
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Olivia Craighead
3 years
y’all i am losing my mind at this pic of nickis baby, spECIFICALLY the watch!! why does a baby need a watch!! he can’t tell time and certainly has no conception of flexing yet, it’s also TOO big
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
our intern just said it's "very chic to be dehydrated from weeping"
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Olivia Craighead
5 years
if U add ME to your close friends list and we aren't actually close friends? i would die for you. it doesn't matter that i dont know your middle name, if you trust me with your "im a dumb slut bitch" content i will be jumping in front of that bullet
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