today i am thinking about the time my mother patiently listened to me and a friend talk at her about power or gender or something and then completely deadpan asked us, βyou know you arenβt the first generation to Think, right?β
Finally here. Thank you everyone who came to see me off in Plymouth, and everyone who welcomed me in New York! Now Iβm going to rest for a few days, and on Friday Iβm going to participate in the strike outside the UN.
sending love to the teens who will not experience heartbreak in high school but will instead imagine the entire rise and fall of a relationship with their crush while listening to the olivia rodrigo album
fran lebowitz has had the kind of career that you just canβt have anymore: write two (kinda short) books about your gripes, spend the next 40 years absolutely vibing, show up at 92Y every once in a while to talk shit. a dream life!!
when a book opens with two quotes and the first one is academic and the second one is like, an ariana grande lyric? i eat it up every time i canβt lie
so thrilling to see Florence Pugh have her Chalamet Year (critical acclaim for both starring in a movie about a relationship that doesnβt work out & supporting in a Gerwig picture)
the man himself confirming what everyoneβs friendβs cousinβs brittany hall roommate has already told us, he simply does not know how to use protection
me: my mom roasted me one time and we all laughed haha happy motherβs day
strangers: your mom should check herself for not fixing all the ills of the world in 1987
this has been weighing on me but i feel it's finally time to say it... kristen stewart as diana looks like jenna maroney conned her way into a prestige movie
obviously im sobbing but the second half of the video proves what i have always known to be true, which is that british celebrities are way more fun than american ones
I got to talk to your favorite euphoria actor about the show, getting discovered on the literal street, and his old youtube channel!! Fez hive stand up!!!
technically i turn 24 tomorrow but spiritually i entered my mid-20s last night as i sat in the back mezzanine of a brockhampton show eating a luna bar and bopping my head
while weβre at it if you have a reasonably cushy job that affords you a nice apartment in a gentrified neighborhood, you should be donating to the mutual aid/grassroots orgs in your zip code too
Love u babe. I was prepping for vmas then i shot a video & guess who got COVID? Do u know what it is not to be able to kiss or hold your tiny baby for over a week? A baby who is only used to his mama? βget vaccinatedβ Drake had just told me he got covid w|THE VACCINE tho so chile
i had a massive crush on my 50-something ap psych teacher in high school and now? he just liked one of my instagrams. should i go back to virginia to homewreck y/n
just heard a guy ask a woman βdo you know what chillwave is?β followed immediately by βbut youβve seen portlandia right?β brooklyn is EXHAUSTING get me OUT
ok picture this: a tv show about me (olivia) and my romantic endeavors (but itβs funny) on the poster iβm making this face π the title? LIV. the tagline? LAUGH, LOVE.
i have to watch a lot of late night clips for work and it is shocking how much jimmy fallon sucks at his job. even james corden can, at the very least, hold a conversation!
performing my monthly ritual of wondering if anyone has optioned that new yorker story about the maraschino cherry tycoon who killed himself after his weed farm got narc'd by bees
i know itβs early but the syntax of this copy is so weird? βa first look ofβ?? βwe all know him to be todayβ???
itβs just slightly wrong enough sounding to make me feel nuts
Hereβs a first look of the young test pilot that became the Space Ranger we all know him to be today. Lightyear launches into theaters June 17, 2022.
being a glamorous woman in new york means that sometimes you sit alone at a bar, order a dirty martini, and pop in your airpods to watch a funny video your friend sent two hours ago
when people i went to high school with are still friends with their little clique it is sooo deeply tragic but when i do it itβs actually sweet and heartwarming
of all the things i have seen on tiktok, nothing has been more surprising than this Hayden Christensen/Stephen Glass fancam that has? over 2 million views??
yβall i am losing my mind at this pic of nickis baby, spECIFICALLY the watch!! why does a baby need a watch!! he canβt tell time and certainly has no conception of flexing yet, itβs also TOO big
if U add ME to your close friends list and we aren't actually close friends? i would die for you. it doesn't matter that i dont know your middle name, if you trust me with your "im a dumb slut bitch" content i will be jumping in front of that bullet