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Nick Mullen

@nycguidovoice

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Nick Mullen
4 years
So what they sayin this thing is like a virus or something or what
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2 years
They let Kamala be president for 4 minutes and she let Kyle get away
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4 years
(Hanging out by bar bathroom, taunting everyone that goes in) whoa! Looks like we got Johnny pee pee poo poo ova hea! Nah I’m just kiddin
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7 years
(listening to nephew explain leftists vs liberals at thanksgiving dinner) So yous gay or what or somethin
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Nick Mullen
7 years
(wearing full body Italian flag track suit) what da fuck is identity polatics
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Nick Mullen
7 years
(ringing bell on counter at papa johns) CAN I GET SOME FUCKIN SERVICE OVA HEA?? "sir where did you get that bell?" i brought it wif me
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Nick Mullen
4 years
marrone I saw robet daniro trendin an almost had a heart attack. den I got the mail, almost had a hart attack doin dat. then I sat down, again, anudda heart attack scare.
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4 years
Ey pal show a little respect todays an Italian holiday
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Nick Mullen
7 years
(decades of idolizing organized crime and hating snitches) blue lives matta
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Nick Mullen
4 years
(Leaving house at 8:01 to get ice cream) dis means I’m in the mafia now. It counts
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Nick Mullen
4 years
(bringing own bib to restaurants) IM NOT WEARIN A FUCKIN MASK!!!!
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Nick Mullen
4 years
Ey cuomo! Fauci! Corrdonabirus! Dis has gotta be da best month for Italians in foreva!
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Nick Mullen
4 years
I would like ta enta Myself into da contest to replace the christopha Columbus statue
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Nick Mullen
4 years
(crying during covid swab) Nah nah its, my nose is sensitive cause I used ta be a boxa. im not gay or nothing. ey dont write that down, dont write down that im gay
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Nick Mullen
4 years
[on sharktank] yea so its little ceasas pizza, but get dis: da guy says pizza three times
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Nick Mullen
3 years
ey dats bam
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Laura Ingraham
3 years
Who is this ?
Tweet media one
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Nick Mullen
8 years
(Finding out there's a show called The Tonys) Dis is gonna be good! (Tuning in) ...what da fuck is...
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Nick Mullen
7 years
(Answering door on Halloween) Whoa whatta we got here a Puerto Rican a chinese and a Jew. CHILD: I’m a princess.. Eyy good for you kid
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Nick Mullen
4 years
(Chuckling to self while overeating deli meats directly out of the fridge for the 9th time today) yup, just like Tony does!
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Nick Mullen
4 years
(after giving this account to an actual italian person in an effort to do racial justice) EY BLUE LIVES MATA BABY
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Nick Mullen
8 years
EY lemme intraduce ya to my trans friends - Richie Da Lady, Jimmy Two Tits, Frankie Hormones, and Bobby "Big New Pussy" Bobbiano
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Nick Mullen
4 years
Ey so I wrote a ting Why Italians Need To Forget The Police That Died In 911 Or Just Pretend They Were Firefighters | Medium
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Nick Mullen
4 years
Back in da day Dey didn’t do all this votin bullshit ya picked the president based on who knew the most guys round the old neighborhood, had ta run a card game
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Nick Mullen
7 years
(literally just a garbage man) I'm in de uh... sanitation bidness *wink wink*
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Nick Mullen
4 years
(fireworks goin off) ITS LIKE I CANT EVEN THINK OVA HEA (fireworks stop) NAH DAT DIDNT DO IT EITHA
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Nick Mullen
4 years
im thinkin we start callin dis guy frickin, dicrazio over here, come ahn
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Nick Mullen
3 years
I know da guy dat did cuomos nipple rings. He said it took all day cause milk kept comin out, got all ova cuomos pants and he had to take em off and his penis was small, balls also
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Nick Mullen
7 years
I have been informanted dat Louis CKs last name is not pronounced as da fingatip kissin noise and he is no longa a friend of ours
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Nick Mullen
7 years
(Everyone gets mad at me online) EYY OOPSADAISILIANO
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