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Auntie Jingjong

@nyambuuuuuuu

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Don't ask me about my tweets irl, my existence is a scandal... on a good day I print and customize cool tshirts 😁

Kenya
Joined July 2021
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 months
Made by me 🥰 Leteni hizo orders tupige maandamano Tuesday in drip
@zollz
Zollz
2 months
Testing Tuesdays Maandamano fit. "All sovereign power belongs to the people of Kenya and SHALL be exercised only in accordance with the constitution" ✊🏿🇰🇪
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
Bro hadi alikuwa anapeana number mtu asalimiwe 😂😂 Waaay ahead of his time walai
@kabetes
jacob juma
9 years
Fellow Kenyans, William Ruto's PA, Mr. Farouk Kibet received a substantial loot of NYS money. His no. is 0722654729.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
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2 months
I got one cool tattoo yesterday
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@nyambuuuuuuu
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25 days
Nimesoma hiyo chai yote ya muhavi na ata sijui huyo ni nani
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@nyambuuuuuuu
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27 days
Mnakumbuka hii?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
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3 years
@_Mosesi @ShiWaruinge 10 bob kwani ni dania?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@undecidedfella @j_essT I'm convinced y'all have a video for everything coz wtf 😂😭
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
To making new genuine female friendships 🕯
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25 days
@WenaRenee 😂😂😂 if they called me that I'd also be a villain because wtf
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I could never date someone that smokes cigarettes 😑 just yuck 🤢
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
1 month
True dat
@toxiklovehoes
𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙮
1 month
that pretty girl with glasses WILL save ur life
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Next year a time from now I'll be in a different space mentally, financially, spiritually and physically. I claim it 🕯
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@nyambuuuuuuu
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3 years
Very valid face card
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@njokingumi Lakini si ni ukweli?! It is not a meal. Plus sioni mahali ametaja womens hapa. You're just pressed for no reason at all
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Not too late??
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@KariukiKawira
El💙
3 years
Ladies with tattoos thread, anyone?😍😍
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
@_laura_nani It actually is. Coz they were so quick to blame it on hate crime but when they found out it was one of their own, all we hear is crickets. Where is the noise they were making before?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 months
'The bar is low' then proceeds to post a girl I'd go to war for
@beelee_rawbeens
カズミ, かずみ
2 months
@Teewtherizz @bgftjcypsy The bar is low, I respect that.
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3 years
If I had money I'd honestly disappear rn without a trace
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I really hope I age like my mother 🥺🥺 This woman is beautiful wallai
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Auntie Jingjong
2 years
Omena and chapo slaps af
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@evanstwirih @Waceke_b Unakaa hivi na uko na nguvu ya kuongea? Akili iko wapi? Nonsense
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
Liking someone has to be the ghettoest shit ever 💀 coz why I'm I pissed you haven't texted me?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
@_laura_nani Y'all just say you were wrong and we move on! Hakuna mtu atawauliza btw.
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3 months
@Axl_dash20 Kwani umemsalimia?
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@WambuiWaGichuhi
Shall, Mandatory! 🇰🇪✊🏾
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@OllieMutai_ ☺️☺️
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I love how comfortable I'm becoming with my body. I have always been confident in it, but it feels like I just unlocked a new level and I love it 😍😍 I'm always looking at my body like wow, this is really me, mine!? And I'm amazed at how good I look especially naked
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Forgive yourself for the decisions you made when you did not know better
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@nyambuuuuuuu
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3 years
I knew a time would come 😊🥰
@Burgermoyoo
Ollie Mutai: LAS at Chemi Chemi
3 years
Women with nose rings will be the end of me, show me those nose rings please 🥺🥺🥺
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@Hey__Z 😂😂😂💀
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Auntie Jingjong
3 months
@Malandahiram Only explanation; time travel
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
One thing you should never do is tell me whatever I want cannot be achieved. I'm sorry that you don't have the mental capacity to imagine and believe. But as for me with a big God, watch me get the impossible
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Auntie Jingjong
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@Iamnjoki Swali ni, wameambiwa na nani watoto wamepatikana? Mbona hatujaambiwa sisi wote?
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3 months
@diana_mbuvi_ Deep in the know 🤯
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I make customized tshirts at a very affordable price. DM me if interested. RT widely, my client is on your TL.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
I ain't never met an Ashley that looks bad, and I love that
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Dear God, I know you see my heart, and how much I want it. Please make it happen. Thank you coz ik its already mine. Amen.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@freeze_sound @Ma3Route @DCI_Kenya @IG_NPS @PoliceKE @Joe_Wainaina So because it happens a lot watu wasiongee? Wanyamaze? Don't be foolish please. Whether it was a man or woman, NO ONE deserves that!
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Told this one I love him akanijibu "endelea hivyo hivyo" 💀💀💀
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Umepata morning sex ama umeamka pekee yako kama mgonjwa kwa ward? Anyway, what a beautiful morning
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I'm really looking forward to getting to a space where I can comfortably share my content and craft with people. I'm usually too scared to post, wondering what people will think. But I want to change that, coz I have so much to share
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Holding it while he pees >>>>>>
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I like being quiet. I'm not the kind of person to talk kama sijakuzoea. Nitanyamaza udhani mimi ni bubu
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I stopped getting that period pimple most girls get before their periods, its my man that gets it now 😂😂 huwa anaipata najua niko karibu kunyesha
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@City_girllll Have you met wale wa bucket hats 1000?
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Repeat repeat 👉🏽👈🏽
@254Hooch
The Hooch 254 🍸
3 years
Leo bartender watu ni @5_peopl_e lakini anakunywa hadi stock. @nyambuuuuuuu
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
How are you a thrift shop selling clothes at 5k? Make it make sense!
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I made these 🥺🥺😍 RT widely
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
Even if y'all are saying that most of us grew up like this, doesn't mean that its right. There are so many was to discipline a child and this is not it!
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
Manifesting the coast 📍
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Updating my this is her photo ☺️
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
August will be full of love, accepted proposals, more money, meaningful relationships and genuine happiness. I claim it 🕯
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
Can't convince me time travel doesn't exist
@CMThuku
slo°
2 years
I predict the same economic fall and the subsequent civil unrest will hit Kenya by mid 2024. The next gvt will come in through the ballot but go out by mass protests, yes?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@_wachiramwangi @ogxto @Dreymwangi Eeeh, kwani? Si ata wao wanunue gari waende nazo
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
A good day to remind you that I customize tshirts for 1000bob. Kindly RT my client might be on your TL
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
Shawty has been overworking walai 😂😂 After all this tunaweza mchangia za kuenda holiday kidogo akili ipunge hewa #RutoMustGo
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
3 months
LSK Moves to Bar Police From Wearing Civilian Clothing
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@B__colyn Hawa ni watu waliumizwa one time alafu wakaamua ni hivyo
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@stanleyliveson Gikomba is actually safe. Kile tu unafaa kukuwa on the look out for is pickpockets.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Lakini si nimeiva gosh 🥺
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
He could have just tweeted all of that juu hakuna kitu ya maana amesema, wasted our fucking time
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
Nimekuwa space tangu saa nne asubuhi? Walai Ruto you will crumble
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Auntie Jingjong
3 months
@iamkimutai @kuwamocho_ @IPOA_KE Didn't he kill someone's kid?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
One more piece of important information remaining, Tems ni pesa ngapi???
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
I'm making tees for tomorrow's protest. Napeana tano
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
They are not lying, karibu waniuue 💀
@254Hooch
The Hooch 254 🍸
3 years
Btw tunakuwaga na birthday offer unapiga shots equivalent to the year you’re turning ukimaliza tunalipia ukishindwa unalipa It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Now mbona niko na craving ya mawe surely 😭💀
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
11 days
Eh? This is not a conspiracy anymore. Mkubwa ni nani? What exactly is happening here?!
@MissNerima
WhosThatChic™ - Teargassed Baddie 🇰🇪🇵🇸
11 days
We’re a few meters from the school. Tumefungiwa barabara, ati “Mkubwa amesema”. #OccupyEndarasha
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3 years
I had no business dancing to this song at that age.... but it was my jam
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Auntie Jingjong
3 months
So in other countries military si solution, but in his own country he doesn't even hesitate? Nisiwahi skia huyo mtoto wake or anyone else saying this idiot has the best interest of Kenyans at heart because he shows us every single day that he doesn't
@InsecurityKE
InsecurityKE
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Ruto 15 days ago
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Auntie Jingjong
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Having a genuine partner that loves you and gives the chance to be your most authentic self is so wholesome. You get to learn and discover so many things about yourself and the best part of it is you're not alone. You have someone cheering you on and holding your hand when
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@ikaloosyam @bosibori_Ke Zora and Maria were just chilling 😂😂💀
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Auntie Jingjong
2 years
I'd hate to have a friend like this
@detty_pigg
BAMBI👑
2 years
Mnaenda coast na friends,wengine wakinunua madafu,dera, bracelets, e.t.c....wewe unacomplain vile huzipendi,huezi kula coastal dishes, yatch baridi ni mingi... Basi ulienda kufanya nini coast?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
In the words of @kerubo_rita itajipa one day 🕯🤞🏽
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Auntie Jingjong
25 days
Nimetoka kule tiktok and mandem had really invested in that aesthetic
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Those ex friends of Rono wamenikasirisha 😤 how do you do that surely?! Nkt
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
A lovely weekend to remind you to avoid flirting with people on this app. They will embarazz you
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3 months
Lol, he didn't.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
No we don't
@wambeere_
Blondee 🍍
3 years
We all have that female friend we don’t bring around men we like 💀
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
This man is gaslighting us like we have not grown up in environments like those and dated gaslighters? We are very familiar with your game
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Marihanna 😂😂 or Faded Fenty 😂 A whole concept
@JasmynBeKnowing
Jasmyn
3 years
I'm surprised Rihanna hasn't started her own marijuana business. Fenty pre-rolls sound like a great idea.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
Since 94? Mbugua nyamaza ungoje kukufa. Hii vita si ya fossils, tulia
@MbuguaNganga
Mbugua Ng'ang'a
3 months
Gen Z have never paid taxes. If any of them has, let them prove it. I have paid tax and black tax since 94. To hell with #GenZi
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
@_Mosesi @ShiWaruinge To 10 bob?😂😂😂😂 shaka
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
2 years
About to start another business and ngl, I'm scared af. But this is something I've wanted to do for a while. God wouldn't have placed the idea in my head of it wasn't meant for me. I got this 💯
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 months
She just like me fr! This is how I be (and worse) when I like a nigga
@Stoner254K
Stoner254🍁🇰🇪
3 months
Mbwa mimi si wazimu chelsie
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
25 days
It's me and my Narcos theme song ringtone against the world #kienyo4life
@Wangariiii_
Wangarey
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Kukuwa na song as a ringtone in big 2024 is peak kienyo imo
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Auntie Jingjong
3 months
This shot is insane
@rex_maina
Kigonyi Wa Nduthi 🏍
3 months
Don't Amend, #Rejectfinancebill2024 360° view of the peaceful demonstration.
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29 days
@rnyawiraxx 😂😂😂 your caption makes this funny
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Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I really understand why people become alcoholics... juu the amount of liquor I want rn is crazy.
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Auntie Jingjong
17 days
People who say 'I can't wish this on my worst enemy' are fake haters because wdym you can't? If you're going to be a hater, go all the way. You need to be okay with seeing the person you hate go thru the most unimaginable shit ever otherwise you ain't a hater
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Chris Martin was complete chaos... ilifika mahali Chris akaacha kuimba juu ya ile vurugu ilikuwa.
@Jahmu__
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Event ya Chris Martin ndo nilijionea vituko. You guys want to tell me Race Course was worse?
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I look like this
@mwas_mjanja
MWANGI 🇦🇷
3 years
Hawa madem ogopa walai.
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Auntie Jingjong
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My sister is the best thing that has ever happened to me. That girl deserves the world, and imma give it to her when I get my shit right.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Give me clarity and peace dear Lord
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
I'm going to bust my ass off this month like crazy!
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
3 years
Don't blame weed bro, if her coochie isn't wet even after foreplay, she's just not into you
@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
3 years
Madem utumia bangi ukuwa dry af uko kwa coochie. Unaeza mpea foreplay but bado ni kalahari desert. Wa fegi ni worse.
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
1 month
@Iamkajuju_ That video traumatised me 😭 and hearing he did it during the red sea week just made it worse
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Auntie Jingjong
2 months
So good until I say my own name
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@aiknaxox
Aikna🪻
3 months
Y’all masterbate? Or no
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@nyambuuuuuuu
Auntie Jingjong
1 year
To genuine and healthy friendships🕯To safe spaces that make you comfortable being and expressing yourself. That never make you question your position in their lives. To relationships that seek to elevate and better the quality of your life.
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